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Romance › Re: Should I confess to My Wife And Kids because I feel dirty by Kondomatic(m): 12:45pm On Jun 11, 2021
pocohantas:
Scam, no woman should fall for this o. grin
Get behind me Thomas

Romance › Re: Should I confess to My Wife And Kids because I feel dirty by Kondomatic(m): 11:05am On Jun 11, 2021
I knew what I was going to see even before I opened the post. I only read it for details.




The world is mad and things are really changing, this used to "a woman's problem" now it has changed.


Wives that fight side chicks are in for a huge shock when they discover that the side chick is a handsome man grin.


Even though my wife does everything she has never been rude to me or shown me the normal "Nigerian" women attitude
There's nothing like normal Nigerian woman attitude. Though I get what you're getting at but it is a bad women thing not a Nigerian woman thing.


Nigerian women are family oriented, resourceful and..... In fact Nigeria women are the best.
Romance › Re: This Strange Mammal Has The Weirdest Penis With Four Heads (Graphic Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 3:30am On Jun 11, 2021
This one no dey "release" inside them females, just like gas cylinder, nah refill e dey refill.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Snubbing Me by Kondomatic(m): 5:57am On Jun 10, 2021
BonPatrick:
Guys what's your opinion on this. You are chatting a girl you call girlfriend but she don't respond she will come online after chatting she will log off with even chatting you. And you are the one that always call and chat her but she doesn't call. What will you do
I will stop dating myself
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by Kondomatic(m): 7:12pm On Jun 09, 2021
pocohantas:
It is a myth via PENETRATIVE SEX WITH MOST MEN. Any (sexually active) lady that tells you she doesn’t know how to give herself orgasm is a very big LIAR. Even virgins know how to do it.
I have nothing to say again.
Family › Re: Ishilove I nor go marry you again. by Kondomatic(m): 7:04pm On Jun 09, 2021
Ishilove:
My spiritual husband dey drive 2020 Range Rover biko cheesy
In the spiritual realm not nairaland grin
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by Kondomatic(m): 7:01pm On Jun 09, 2021
pocohantas:
I think when she said size doesn’t matter, she meant not the way guys overthink it. What exactly is a big dick? If you gather 100 sexually active women, how many of them can say what this big dick in INCHES. Many can’t, because they don’t know, they have never reasoned the matter to that extent.

If it is not “tiny”, many women won’t notice there is anything wrong with it. If it too big, then they will be startled, as they would with a tiny one.

Female orgasm is complex to men, a woman knows how to get herself to orgasm in seconds. That is why lesbians do not have these issues. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
You know right that women's body ain't the same bah?. For some, even the tiny is more than enough.

She should have said "average" so that we would know what she meant by size, abi tiny no be size? grin

If orgasm is that easy for ladies then why is it a myth to a lot of women?
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by Kondomatic(m): 6:45pm On Jun 09, 2021
Klass99:
Laff wan finish me on top this comment.

FYI, the size of the dick doesn't always matter to some of us women - it is the person you're with who makes all the difference and the experience a memorable one.

You can screw a guy with a big dick and not climax or enjoy the experience at all. Meanwhile, the guy without a big dick is the one you reach an orgasm with, the one whose kisses you like, the one whose head game is tight and legendary, the one whose touch you like, he just hits the right notes, in and out of bed.

A lot of women don't get an orgasm through penetrative sex, because there's practically no contact with the clitoris, so at the end of the day, the dick size doesn't matter - because whether it's big, medium or small we don't feel the impact on the clit during penetrative sex, so na who size help?

A big dick may boost one's ego but if the woman you dig, is not feeling you in the other room or climaxing, your big dick just becomes eye and hand candy.
I won't say you're wrong in saying that "size doesn't matter" since I don't have a vagina and so therefore, is the least qualified person to tell you about women and penetrative sex but here's something you need to know.


Female orgasm is complex so it's not okay to jump to absolute conclusions when discussing dick size and penetrative sex.

Ordinary abdominal exercises induce orgasm in some women while some will do all that is there to do and still won't climax.


Of course a lot of people would say that size doesn't matter if the man knows what he's doing but a good engineer needs good tools.


Even you, if you'd be honest cannot compare the sensation when an earthworm-like-dick is slithering in and out of you to when you're completely filled up with something thick and warm.


Dick size matters to a lot of women otherwise nobody for dey ask if it is in .
Family › Re: Ishilove I nor go marry you again. by Kondomatic(m): 6:13pm On Jun 09, 2021
His location is Ishilove and signature is ask Ishilove.





Ishi abeg come and carry your spiritual husband. grin

Celebrities › Re: "I Am The Only One That Doesn't Collect Money From Who Am Dating" – Actress Enio by Kondomatic(m): 6:07pm On Jun 09, 2021
Officialgarri:
The man is already going through a lot putting up with a lady of yohr structure. Asking him to shoulder more responsibilities especially in the aspect of finance is nothing but attempted murder.

Crime › Re: VIDEO: Black Man Quits His Job Just To Beat Up White Lady That Slapped Him by Kondomatic(m): 6:06pm On Jun 09, 2021
Sugardick:
Good for her, any girl slaps me I'll knock off 2 of her teeth
What if she dies?
Romance › Re: Why Does This Girl Always Comment On A Mutual Friend’s Photos? by Kondomatic(m): 6:02pm On Jun 09, 2021
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, there’s this girl that always comments on a mutual friend’s photos with “yes sis” or “Congratulations”. She acts like they are both very close.[/color]
We need to find who introduced this lady to nairaland and "plank" him thoroughly
Politics › Re: Lagos Residents Boo Usman Alkali Baba, Police Inspector General During Visit by Kondomatic(m): 3:16pm On Jun 09, 2021
Ekez:
If I dey their I go break his head

Romance › Re: Did You Ever Spy On Someone At Your Teenage by Kondomatic(m): 3:15pm On Jun 09, 2021
introvertloe:
it was once when my urge was high
Spy as in "peep" person wey dey baff, change cloth etc?



If yes then the answer is NO.
Education › Re: Wow! This Is Biggest Digging Machine in the World- The size of 3 Story Building by Kondomatic(m): 12:51pm On Jun 09, 2021
Technology Amaka
Romance › Re: Abuja Is The Sex Capital Of Nigeria by Kondomatic(m): 6:40am On Jun 09, 2021
ogeodi:
Abuja own worst even guys they do runz
That's because you're in Abuja, travel to another place and you will be amazed.


What I saw when I went to Bayelsa for the first time will shock you to your marrows but after spending some days in Lagos, I concluded that Bayelsa girls are virgins.


My time in Kogi and Benue weren't any different, these people Bleep for the silliest reasons.

Then I returned home to my village in Enugu and the story is the same.

I have been to majority of the states in Nigeria and I have two things to tell you.


1. The only thing keeping this useless country together is Oil and Sex. The elites are busy with oil money while the rest are busy fvcking.

2. The thing they say about Calabar people is not true.


Romance › Re: Should A Man Ask For Money From His Girlfriend Or Wife ??? by Kondomatic(m): 2:12pm On Jun 08, 2021
pocohantas:
I like one kind ego in my man o. Let him just be fighting himself and upgrading my phone and car. grin grin
Your wahala no many but they're big gringrin
Romance › Re: Have u Sleep With A Married Woman Before Share Your Experience by Kondomatic(m):
brodalikeme:
No, I have not. No, I will not.

I no wan choke my life
I had a few opportunities when I was the co-admin of PH Sex Life but I turned them down.

I have not done it.


And I will never do it.

It was during my time there that I got to know how easily some married women sleep around, especially the ones their husbands are living in a different state or abroad.

Romance › Re: Should A Man Ask For Money From His Girlfriend Or Wife ??? by Kondomatic(m): 1:11pm On Jun 08, 2021
pocohantas:
I know it was unnecessary, but you know with you guys, any small thing, she is not contributing to the relationship. It is always an easy way out to justify anything. So the brother played that card as expected.

The ego is a serious issue o. It has its good and bad side sha. cheesy
It's a normal trait that everyone has but it becomes destructive when it stops one from conforming to the demands of reality.



Makes one wonder if the ego itself is "high" on pride grin.
Family › Re: I Didn't Lie Or Try To Scam Anybody. See Proof. by Kondomatic(m): 1:05pm On Jun 08, 2021
ZeroWorries:
I said bye. No be quarrel before you believe. Abi until I show you my blokos?
Please don't
Romance › Re: Should A Man Ask For Money From His Girlfriend Or Wife ??? by Kondomatic(m): 6:24pm On Jun 07, 2021
pocohantas:
E wan invest am, thereby building the relationship. Men never request money for trivialities. Either they wan invest am for business or project. We women need to learn from them. cheesy cheesy
No kill me with laugh abeg gringrin.


I doubt if the guy knew what he was saying, he Prolly said that to justify collecting money from women, which to me is not necessary.

There's always going to be a reason to collect money from your partner. Banks can change their minds and not allow your transactions to go through, business can be delayed, brokenness can overtake one over night and the next person one should reach out to in a time like that is his partner.

I mean, if a man has beautiful relationship, he plays his part and supports her when need arises then why should he need a justification to ask his woman for financial support?

Nah destructive ego go kill us las las.
Romance › Re: Should A Man Ask For Money From His Girlfriend Or Wife ??? by Kondomatic(m): 1:37pm On Jun 07, 2021
extralargehead:
OP na waah for you ooo, so na only my own we go dey chop?.
If she no wan contribute to build the relationship, may God put asunder for the case!!!
Contribute to build the relationship?


I don't understand what you mean by that. Can you please explain better?
Romance › Re: What Is Your Aphrodisiac? by Kondomatic(m): 1:14pm On Jun 06, 2021
pocohantas:
Credit alert… wink
Guaranteed to wet 'em grin.




Ego amaka
Crime › Re: 86-year-old Man Fatally Shoots Boss At Work After He's Fired by Kondomatic(m): 6:49am On Jun 06, 2021
86 and still working. Nawa oo.



This type fit still go work on the day of his burial
Romance › Re: A Man must Either Drink, Smoke Or Womanise. by Kondomatic(m): 6:37am On Jun 06, 2021
I no get the energy to follow unah argue this.


I have accepted that I am not a man. You can now call me Boy-pro-max.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Joins Other Islamic/autocratic Countries To Place Ban On Twitter by Kondomatic(m): 6:32pm On Jun 05, 2021
China is an Islamic nation?
Phones › Re: Twitter Suspension: Why You Must Steer Clear Of Free VPN by Kondomatic(m): 6:28pm On Jun 05, 2021
Str8talk21:
I disagree with you my brother, it is not absolute that country citizens deserve d leader they get. A country like Nigeria where d electoral laws and allocation of electoral materials is skewed in favour of d less educationally handicapped regions which is d North because they follow herd mentality unlike other regions especially d southern region. Thus, what do u get at d end of d election? A vote count dat tends to have more of these nonenitities from d North casting their vote in support of one imbecilic politician(s) who is not even fit to be among humans not to talk of ruling over a family.
North didn't make Buhari president. He tried 3 times and failed 3 times.



South West made him president.
Crime › Re: Lady Marries An Old Man In Akwa Ibom, Pre-Wedding Photos Spark Reactions by Kondomatic(m):
grin
Crime › Re: Lady Marries An Old Man In Akwa Ibom, Pre-Wedding Photos Spark Reactions by Kondomatic(m): 5:02pm On Jun 05, 2021
This one has successfully invested in the man's wealth.





Nah inheritance marriage be this not love marriage.

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