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Politics › Re: Why Okey Ifejokwu Was Arrested - Ned Nwoko by Kondomatic(m): 7:34pm On May 19, 2021
Q: How do you know when a politician is lying?

A: When his lips are moving
Crime › Re: Bandits Burn Assemblies Of God In Kaduna, Kill 8 Worshipers by Kondomatic(m): 7:32pm On May 19, 2021
Federal Republic of Bandits
Phones › Re: What's The Best Affordable Powerbank For NYSC Camp? by Kondomatic(m): 6:17pm On May 19, 2021
Realboygenius:
Got myself an Oraimo 20,000 mah in 2019 when I was going for camping. Got it around 7500 then don't really know the price now.
I bought three today for my friends going to camp.


11k each.
Education › Re: Flogging Students Over Non-payment Of School Fees, Effective Or Not? by Kondomatic(m): 9:14pm On May 18, 2021
I once asked a teacher why they do it and she told me that some of the pupils do not remember to tell their parents about the school fee so the teachers flog them to make them remember.
Travel › Re: Dinka, South Sudan: The Tallest People In Africa (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 6:56pm On May 18, 2021
Amuochicha:
I hate Men....

sad sad sad
The feeling is mutual sweetling
Travel › Re: Dinka, South Sudan: The Tallest People In Africa (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 6:55pm On May 18, 2021
Teaser4:
lol.. She get yansh...
Before nko? Wetin you been think say she dey use sit down?
Phones › Re: Nairalanders Pls Help, My Life Is On The Line. by Kondomatic(m): 1:59pm On May 18, 2021
LamboWeezy:
I use the sim to register for my education stuffs and it's needed now because I have to receive something on it.
Go to MTN office and explain this to them, if they still refuse then play two aside with one of them.


They will do it once you sort them
Travel › Re: Dinka, South Sudan: The Tallest People In Africa (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 1:58pm On May 18, 2021
pocohantas:
Hahaha. Didn’t see that coming. I doubt his imaginations would be correct sef.
well, maybe not 100% but 70-90% isn't bad.

I mean when I put the pictures, voice, and Ishi's comment together, I get a clearer picture of what I want.

If you like climb chair snap, all I need to know your height is your hand and maybe neck grin and somebody said somewhere that another person is "brief and summarised grin
Politics › Re: Buhari Seeks New N2.342tr External Loan by Kondomatic(m): 1:18pm On May 18, 2021
Baba will soon start using BMC crews as collateral
Politics › Re: Is It Safe To Send Your Bvn To Agent In Order To Fasten The Process Of Your NIN? by Kondomatic(m): 1:17pm On May 18, 2021
babaneenoni:
U can if ur acct is empty
Permanently empty?
Phones › Re: Nairalanders Pls Help, My Life Is On The Line. by Kondomatic(m): 1:16pm On May 18, 2021
How is your life on the line?
Travel › Re: Dinka, South Sudan: The Tallest People In Africa (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 1:10pm On May 18, 2021
pocohantas:
Where then? cheesy
So you know there are other places a guy on here can see you apart from pictures?


Like in his imaginations, dreams etc grin
Travel › Re: Dinka, South Sudan: The Tallest People In Africa (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 12:59pm On May 18, 2021
Teaser4:
have seen her size, she carry back
She carry back as in she no know book?
Travel › Re: Dinka, South Sudan: The Tallest People In Africa (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 12:57pm On May 18, 2021
pocohantas:
Pictures are deceptive. grin
Who said it's in pictures?
Romance › Re: False RAPE Accusation Are Women's Most Deadly Weapon, Be Smart!(photos)-redpill by Kondomatic(m): 10:44am On May 18, 2021
kurupt1:
Mehn..... Nigerian women are getting worse by the day.U go to social media and they have formed feminist groups looking for a man to hurt and ridicule.
Guys are in trouble.

Trust me.
There was a question I came across on Facebook sometime ago that got me really worried.

"If you break up with a guy and he asks for the phone he gave you, what will you do"

If you see the comments eeh, you will shock.

Several ladies said they would accuse him of rape, just like that and some useless pussy seekers were supporting them.

It's unfortunate.

Family › Re: My Wife Has To Pack Out Of The House If She ..... (photo) by Kondomatic(m): 10:36am On May 18, 2021
Hashabiah:
This chap doesn't know that part of the Bible that says "a man will leave his mother and father and cling to his wife and the two of them will become one flesh. "

My wife comes before my mother any day any time
Wives hardly leave their own mothers.
Family › Re: Dwarfs Are Beautiful, See Lovely Pictures Of Dwarfs And Their Families by Kondomatic(m): 10:15am On May 18, 2021
LilMissFavvy:
I am surprised that dwarfs marry dwarfs. Wouldn't it be better if dwarfs marry tall people so that some of their babies will be tall and dwarfism reduced ..... cool
So how tall person go wan take sleep with a dwarf?

Like carry her like a baby and be lifting her up and down on your shaft abi nah to lie flat on your back and have her bounce on your waist like a child bouncing on daddy's belly?

Abeg make them continue their thing
Romance › Re: Cheating Wife Mistakenly Sends Love Messages To Her Son by Kondomatic(m): 9:59am On May 18, 2021
Lies
Romance › Re: Help!! I'm 10 Weeks Pregnant And I Want It Out! by Kondomatic(m): 9:56am On May 18, 2021
Righteousness2:
Don't take it out!
If you do , you will regret it!
That Child is the child that will wipe your tears..

If u go ahead to do it! Whatever u see u take it!
Why do all your comments sound like threat?


Do you lack love in your life?


Ma'am has already started having sex against her parent's warnings and unprotected sex which is also against warning from the government and health professionals so warning and threats mean nothing to her.

Stop threatening people enyi, approach people with love and calmness and you may have their attention.
Travel › Re: Dinka, South Sudan: The Tallest People In Africa (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 9:50am On May 18, 2021
pocohantas:
Lol. You guys underestimate my size and height. grin grin
Have we not seen your height and size?
Romance › Re: Dating: Why Do Teens Lie About Their Age So As Not To Be Seen As A Minor? by Kondomatic(m): 3:45pm On May 17, 2021
Chloraseptic:
Don't believe any age a Nigerian girl tells you no matter what ID card she has a proof.
Once 25, every woman reserves the right to decide how old she is gringrin
Celebrities › Re: I Was R*ped At The Age Of 8 – Stella Damascus Reveals by Kondomatic(m): 3:42pm On May 17, 2021
Sorry
Crime › Re: My Landlady And Her Son Are Really Frustrating Me by Kondomatic(m): 2:36pm On May 17, 2021
mezico96:
Am the kinda guy that trust too much
You will cry a lot in this life.

This isn't a curse, just a simple truth from someone that experienced the same thing.


The worst part is that you will always be alone when you're down, nobody will help you.
Travel › Re: Dinka, South Sudan: The Tallest People In Africa (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 2:30pm On May 17, 2021
Imagine say nah Ishlove or Poco pose with these guys. gringrin


They will have to either climb the men to get a kiss if they want it, or beg them to bend down or maybe wait until they're abed to sleep

SMH

Crime › Re: Rape Allegation: Tife Sues Sansa, His Ex-girlfriend For ₦100 Million by Kondomatic(m): 2:22pm On May 17, 2021
SenecaTheYonger:
Yes, I know it's rape on Twitter but is it considered rape by Nigerian court of law?
I am not sure.


Nigeria Court doesn't recognize some rapes, marital rape for example.
Romance › Re: What Would You Do In This Situation? by Kondomatic(m): 2:18pm On May 17, 2021
First, this can't be me because I don't club.


But assuming something similar happens to me eeh, walahi I no go ask for her number a second time.

This life no hard like that and getting a woman these days isn't a problem, the real problem is keeping one.
Crime › Re: Rape Allegation: Tife Sues Sansa, His Ex-girlfriend For ₦100 Million by Kondomatic(m): 2:11pm On May 17, 2021
SenecaTheYonger:
This gist again.

I want to ask a honest question, if your girlfriend wears you a condom and allows you to have sex with her, but midway, she changed her mind and said stop. If you didn't listen, is this termed rape by the Nigerian court of law?

Has anyone gone to jail for this?

Abeg stop liking my post and answer the question
Yea, it's rape but how will she prove it?
Fashion › Re: Lady Steals The Show At An Event With Her Dance Moves. by Kondomatic(m): 1:58pm On May 17, 2021
Draslo:
Breast is life, literally.


For we mammals o. grin There's some cold-blooded folk we no like brezz
Breast is everything but you see the ones wey big like this? Walahi I will pass.


Las las e fit suffocate your youngling when e dey breastfeed for night.

Romance › Re: What Would You Do If Your Wife/gf Ask You This? by Kondomatic(m): 5:41am On May 17, 2021
There's no offense that I can't forgive but that I will forgive you doesn't mean I will still be with you.



People ask this question when they want to fvck up or when they want to know how you will react to what they want to confess, ie they don already fvck up

So your reply will depend on two things: How she asked the question(ie her mood, what lead to the question etc) and whether or not you wanna hear what's coming.


Either way it's a 100% premium tears in the end unless it's coming from all these small girls in their first relationships. The littlings are always eager to please their men.
Foreign Affairs › Re: OIC Vows ‘no Security’ Until Islam’s 3rd Holiest Sanctuary Gets Liberated by Kondomatic(m): 9:15pm On May 16, 2021
How Nigeria take be member of OIC is baffling

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