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Food › Re: Slices Of Yam Now Sold In Nigeria As Food Prices Increase (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 12:22pm On Jun 18, 2021

pocohantas:
I read somewhere that there is nothing they don’t sell in cups there. Lucky them!

Quite true.

They open spags, break and divide it into 5 or 10 equal parts and sell them like that. Same with macaroni.

Crime › Re: Grandma Uses Her 7-Year-Old Granddaughter As Sex Slave, Collects ₦1500 by Kondomatic(m): 11:41am On Jun 17, 2021

The grandma and the men involved in this inhumane act deserve to be shot multiple times on their genitals.

How evil can we get on this earth?

Events › Re: Happy Birthday To Meee Maureensylvia by Kondomatic(m): 10:17pm On Jun 16, 2021

pocohantas:
Something about it scares me and it has nothing to do with its representation in Naija films.

I understand.

There's a thing about them that makes people to dislike them. The suspicious looks they give one at all time is another thing.

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Celebrities › Re: Meet The Dwarf Lovers That Got Married And Also Gave Birth To Dwarves - Photos by Kondomatic(m): 8:14pm On Jun 16, 2021

African dwarfs are something else.

Events › Re: Happy Birthday To Meee Maureensylvia by Kondomatic(m): 8:10pm On Jun 16, 2021

pocohantas:
I don’t like cats.

Maka why?

Events › Re: Happy Birthday To Meee Maureensylvia by Kondomatic(m): 8:08pm On Jun 16, 2021

pocohantas:
She is married with a child, maybe more. Everybody is always seeking una attention. If they check well now, you’ll have mouth odour. Dopemu…

Happy birthday Maureen.

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Family › Re: Women Are Fucking Bitches! They Ain't Worth The Effort Mehn! by Kondomatic(m): 2:38pm On Jun 15, 2021

Bros goan drink 1litre of chilled Kunu. You will be alright before weekend

Car Talk › Re: Man's Car Parked At His Backyard Sinks In Quicksand (photo/video) by Kondomatic(m): 11:28pm On Jun 14, 2021

Just having a drink of water?

Culture › Re: What Would Make A Man Do Change Of Name by Kondomatic(m): 5:50pm On Jun 14, 2021

pocohantas:
Why? Is your name Romanus Nwamu?

It's not a bad name per se but I personally dislike it.

Food › Re: The ₦6000 Bunch Of Plantain Mofe Duncan Bought (Photo) by Kondomatic(m): 3:03pm On Jun 14, 2021

The banana looks molested.

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Crime › Re: Woman Stabs 15-year-old Housemaid After Seeing Her On Husband's Lap by Kondomatic(m): 2:09pm On Jun 14, 2021

CharisEleos:
Men will never cease to amaze me.

To think the other day I was kicking against a boss relating directly with a maid on personal grounds and Kondomatic was all over the place defending and holding brief for the man. Now see.

Why would a boss carry a maid on his laps? Is that also a part of " showing care for domestic workers"? SMH.

I read somewhere that a man slept with his own daughter in his room.

Shall we then say that mothers should never allow their daughters to step into their fathers rooms?

Culture › Re: What Would Make A Man Do Change Of Name by Kondomatic(m): 2:07pm On Jun 14, 2021

I just didn't like the name.

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Crime › Re: Suspected Kidnappers Set Ablaze In Orile In Their Operational Vehicle (Graphic) by Kondomatic(m): 11:20am On Jun 14, 2021

freemi:
lies. Something never come ur way bro. U will do more.

You don't know me.

Properties › Re: 500K Land In Abuja. Scam Or Genuine? by Kondomatic(m): 11:19am On Jun 14, 2021

Raydee1990:
I knew it. Just wanted something very factual so as to explain to her! She keeps saying it is God that gave her discount. Lol

God gave her discount?

Politics › Re: More Eyewitness "Armed Herdsmen Called Nigeria Army, So We Called ESN Too" by Kondomatic(m): 10:36am On Jun 14, 2021

Web2020:
What makes you think he is a Yoruba. Is there no Fulani in this forum? Stop this attack. Unity is what we need right now. Igbo can not do it all alone, same with Yoruba. Our common enemy here are the Fulanis

And our personal enemy are the people who blamed us for the destruction they did in Lagos during #Endsars protest.

Nah from smell of fart person dey take know how shit go taste.

Because we have a common enemy doesn't make us friends.

The enemy of my enemy is my enemy in-law.

Unity gbakwa oku.

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Education › Re: The Two Snakes I Killed Today by Kondomatic(m): 4:57am On Jun 14, 2021

Kandeed:
The snake was just looking for rat to eat and is of no harm to you or any being around. you shouldn't have killed it

Goan resurrect them nah

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Crime › Re: Suspected Kidnappers Set Ablaze In Orile In Their Operational Vehicle (Graphic) by Kondomatic(m): 4:47pm On Jun 13, 2021

Educationalserv:
u wouldnt understand untill they kidnap you or your family.

Nothing in this life can make me do this to a human being.

I can't even watch others do it.

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Politics › Re: A Bus Carrying Northerners With Guns Intercepted In Akure By June 12 Protesters by Kondomatic(m): 6:51pm On Jun 12, 2021

Why the picture of footballers?

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Romance › Re: Please Help Suggest Very Good Flimsy Excuses To Dump A Very Stingy Boyfriend by Kondomatic(m): 2:23pm On Jun 12, 2021*

folks4luv:
I think he is proving stubborn cause your friend is not bold about leaving him. L

You think some of us care whether a girlfriend leaves or stays?

If you started life on a stony and thorny path and experienced the contemptuous ways women treat poor guys, you will not give a damn about who leaves and who stays.

This is how my last relationship ended.

She: I am no longer interested in this relationship.

Me: Alright................... But why though.

She: You don't do this, you don't do that.

Me: Oh, okay.

And that was it.

I no come this life make woman suffer me.

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Romance › Re: Please Help Suggest Very Good Flimsy Excuses To Dump A Very Stingy Boyfriend by Kondomatic(m): 11:36am On Jun 12, 2021

AutoChick4U:
You lack sense. What's bad in asking ur bf to buy you toiletries on his way to your house? Her pad probably wasn't enough or she was caught unawares. She gave him d money back but you men no even read to comprehend but rush to comment like illiterates.

Don't they teach comprehensive English in school again? Fools can't reason outside d box

Every living human is an illiterate, one way or the other.

Romance › Re: Please Help Suggest Very Good Flimsy Excuses To Dump A Very Stingy Boyfriend by Kondomatic(m): 8:02am On Jun 12, 2021*

[quote author=bepositive11 post=
102634000]That guy is extreme though. How can he ask his gf to pay him back a few thousands? What will he do if they should get married? Ask her to pay for everything he buys for her? That's madness

Stingy and financially responsible are 2 different things[/quote] First, because it's his money. It doesn't matter if it is one, a couple or few thousands

Second, because he wasn't planning to spend a few thousands.

Third, because it's possible that she doesn't spend on him because he's rich.

Fourth, because if the reverse was the case, the girl will collect everything back, inflate the price of the things she bought, collect money for transport and pure water and expect him to give extra for buying it for him.

Yes, but once you're responsible financially, an entitled woman will think you're stingy.
Ask the OP how much her friend has spent on him let's see who is stingy.

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Politics › Re: Making Sense Of Buhari’s Nonsense Now Senseless By Farooq A. Kperogi by Kondomatic(m): 5:55am On Jun 12, 2021

Online bandits have kidnapped this thread

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Romance › Re: Please Help Suggest Very Good Flimsy Excuses To Dump A Very Stingy Boyfriend by Kondomatic(m): 5:39am On Jun 12, 2021

LikeAking:
Stop giving him ur biscuit, he will finish it o.

She's also collecting sugarcane

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Romance › Re: Please Help Suggest Very Good Flimsy Excuses To Dump A Very Stingy Boyfriend by Kondomatic(m): 5:35am On Jun 12, 2021

Rozcol:
Can you do same

Or may be worse but then my way is not the standard for all.

Giving is a gift, there are so many Nairalanders that are dirty rich but they don't give but I have seen someone receive money during a give away here and gave someone who wasn't so lucky something from the little he got. If it's not in you, forget it.

Now back to the OP, if my imaginary girlfriend calls me on phone and asks me to help her buy some stuffs, I will ask her for the money even before buying the stuffs. The things that could make me buy the them first before/without collecting money are if we agreed on "pay on delivery" or maybe the level of the relationship or the way she's been spending on me.

I give when I want to give not when I am indirectly compelled to give.

Do you know that there's a difference between "Babe, I need these things but I am tall on cash please can you get them for me" and "Babe please help me get these stuffs"

The first needs my favor, the later is sending me on errand.

You send me, you pay.

Besides the OP is one hell of a crafty lady.
She said that she(her friend) asked him to buy her stuffs and pad.

Why did she name pad and left the others? Simple, to get you all on her side.

So if your lady asks you to buy her stuff(iPhone 12, Lexus RX 350, MacBook and Gucci wears) and pad you will not collect the money because you wan prove say you be man?

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Education › Re: Maturity Is Not By Age, Here Are 5 Qualities Of A Matured Person. by Kondomatic(m): 11:04pm On Jun 11, 2021

Opemiposii:
A mature person forgives and forgets

Only a foolish person forgets after forgiving.

No wise man forgives and forgets. Forgive? That's alright but forget? Don't do that.

God constantly reminded the people of Israel how their father sinned and were punished.
He has forgiven them but he didn't forget.

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Romance › Re: Please Help Suggest Very Good Flimsy Excuses To Dump A Very Stingy Boyfriend by Kondomatic(m): 10:49pm On Jun 11, 2021

You're not financially responsible if young women do not think you're stingy.

Kondomatic 1985

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Romance › Re: Is This Real Or Scam by Kondomatic(m): 10:46pm On Jun 11, 2021

Easydadoy10:
Met this nigga who said he s from usa long story short he said he l be sending me an iphone and a mac book he sent this this morning ao real is this

Both.

It's a real scam

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Romance › Re: Is This Real Or Scam by Kondomatic(m): 10:46pm On Jun 11, 2021

Easydadoy10:
Met this nigga who said he s from usa long story short he said he l be sending me an iphone and a mac book he sent this this morning ao real is this

Both.

It's a real scam

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Pets › Re: Some Common Snakes Of Nairaland (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 10:40pm On Jun 11, 2021

I am in love with this snake

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Crime › Re: Udoamaka Nwamu Kills His Estranged Wife & Mother-In-Law In Georgia, USA by Kondomatic(m): 6:22pm On Jun 11, 2021

pocohantas:
Hahahaha. I feel like flogging you out of this thread. Are you okay?

I am okay ooo.

Just high on truth

Crime › Re: Udoamaka Nwamu Kills His Estranged Wife & Mother-In-Law In Georgia, USA by Kondomatic(m): 5:51pm On Jun 11, 2021

pocohantas:
Homebased guys are always the happiest on threads like this. She isn’t even Nigerian, but no, you must remind Nigerian men in the diaspora not to come home for wives, so you can have all the women to yourselves.

Are Nigerian couples in Nigeria not doing worse to themselves? I can only imagine what would happen if we had gun access.

Because Nigeria women are the best

Christianity Etc › Re: Deliverance: Odumeje 'climbs' Reverend Sister In His Church (video) by Kondomatic(m): 12:51pm On Jun 11, 2021

This is funny

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