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Romance › Re: 'I Need Some Space': What Does This Mean In A Relationship? by Kondomatic(m): 10:29am On Jul 03, 2021
Stephen2324:
“I need some space “,What does this mean in a relationship?
Most times

Health › Re: Sleeping With An HIV Positive Person by Kondomatic(m): 10:19am On Jul 03, 2021
Kewtt:
Let's go:
I met this well endowed lady.,... Those that make your eyes turn Tom and Jerry.... We got together long and short I discovered she was positive.... Late into the night.... I froze spiritually and physically.... My mind was doing Usain Bolt... But I maintained civility....till the next morning when she left...... Hmmmm what a close shave!
Mungo Park, how did you discover this?

Celebrities › Re: Actress Nkechi Blessing Shows Off Her New Whip (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 9:32am On Jul 03, 2021
Nollywood actor produces 30 movies, features in 20 and buys a Mercedes V-Boot.

He then invites his neighbor for audition and she returns home that evening with a Range Rover latest model.


God of Nollywood is a woman.
Politics › Re: Hunger Looms As Insecurity Scares Farmers Away by Kondomatic(m): 9:29am On Jul 03, 2021
Pauldollars:
The President of Nigeria is not aware of the current realities of an impending food scarcity in Nigeria in 2022.
The presidential aides who are also not in touch with the realities of the economic situation in Nigeria as a result of their seclusion within the state house..spoon feed the President with their own bereft ideas
He knows, he just doesn't care.


He might be the president but he was a herds man first and those people care not for riches nor uxury.

They hardly eat twice a day and they're cool, Buhari has shown that he considers good living as corruption so he's on track.

Moreover he was elected by over 15 million fools and upcoming fools that do not know that they're fools yet so don't expect him to do something intelligent as that will make him lose his fan base..
Politics › Re: Hunger Looms As Insecurity Scares Farmers Away by Kondomatic(m): 9:25am On Jul 03, 2021
Food crisis looms?
So the one we are currently experiencing is what? Abundance?


By the way, Nnamdi Kanu has been arrested so relax.


Food go soon reach everyone. His arrest has fixed the economy and cultivated our lands.

The harvest is starting next week.
Family › Re: Confused! by Kondomatic(m): 9:07am On Jul 03, 2021
pocohantas:
I remain of the opinion that the presence or absence of bride price has nothing to do with how some Nigerian men treat their partners.
True....

People will always find reason to attack each other. It's got nothing to do with bride price.

Women don't pay bride price yet they still treat the husbands like trash.

There are some people in "Abuja marriage" and they still fight eah other. No bride price, no introduction, no nothing.

But then it isn't a Nigerian thing, it's same everywhere.

The love meant for spouses have been transfered to pets.
Celebrities › Re: Kim Kardashian's 'Inappropriate' Dress To The Vatican [Photos] by Kondomatic(m): 9:48am On Jul 02, 2021
Chloraseptic:
Most people slamming her would jump on a chance to have her as trophy wife..

Humans are hypocritical in nature
You may need to ask someone to redefine hypocrisy for you.
Politics › Re: Sunday Igboho's Wife Abducted By Gunmen by Kondomatic(m): 9:48am On Jul 01, 2021
Another reason to release Kanu and arrest him again.
Romance › Re: One Man Treated His Wife Like A Housegirl And Bragged On Nairaland by Kondomatic(m): 1:48pm On Jun 30, 2021
EmekaChiwe:
Let me even brag.

I have been with lot of women and i have never treated them bad, most of these women wanted marriage from me but i wasn't ready.

You have no experience with women except claming macho online.

No wonder most Nigerian women cheat in their marriages because the men are not treating them good and guess who they cheat with, with ex boyfriends that treated them right.

Go and learn how to be a man and how to treat women, kiddo
Hear talk.


So why they no marry the ex?
Romance › Re: One Man Treated His Wife Like A Housegirl And Bragged On Nairaland by Kondomatic(m): 1:23pm On Jun 30, 2021
EmekaChiwe:
Exactly, you can stop eating her food
Akpai, so you want to starve yourself by not eating her food in this harsh economy all in the name of disciplining your wife?

This is even more foolish than what the guy did.

See, let me tell you something. The guy and the lady are compatible and must stay married with no option for the divorce.

Yes, we must chase away the fox to spare the hen and her chicks but when the fox is gone, we must also warn the hen to stop exposing her chicks to the fox.

The reason I tell people not to disrespect others is because you have no right to tell them how to react.

You lots keep telling us how a man treats a wife but let me ask you, did the lady act like a wife? She acted like a man and was treated as such.

Two months old marriage, dude possibly collected a list worth a million and more and may still be in some debt and the woman is already showing herself.

They fit each other and must stay married.

Do you think the guy would have stopped her from going to church if she had calmly explained to him why she needed to be in the church that evening?

Which Christians wears skimpy cloth to church?
Which Christian disobeys her husband just to be in church?

The woman wanted to prove that she can do what she likes.

The man wanted to let her know that she can but not in his house.

You see? Very compatible.

They will be alright last last when someone finally wins the tussle for "head of the house".

Until then, hold your peace if you're not going to call a spade a spade.

Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Evidence Chikason Divorces His Wife, Marries Choir Mistress In Delta by Kondomatic(m): 1:00pm On Jun 30, 2021
Ishilove:
Egbon Kondo, they are first 'men', before they are 'men of God', So they will naturally fvck up like the average man. It is no excuse for adultery though.
True but these people place themselves somewhere between angels and God so they shouldn't be fvcking up like the rest of us.

Not just fvcking up but fvcking up with pride.

Many of them were not called sha, I am serious about it. I know someone that only remembers his call history when he's out of job. He will be carrying Bible upandan, praying for people, doing house to house evangelism, in the end he will be given something.

Once he lands a better job, he will drop the Bible and focus on his job grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Evidence Chikason Divorces His Wife, Marries Choir Mistress In Delta by Kondomatic(m): 12:35pm On Jun 30, 2021
Authoreety:
Can you imagine what this people have turned this calling into?
Nobody called them.


They just saw missed call from an unknown number and assumed it was from God.
Romance › Re: How I discipline My Wife For Disrespecting Me by Kondomatic(m): 10:07am On Jun 30, 2021
infogenius:
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@ bolded
Line 1 - I will say it as often as i live. Sorry to disappoint u about that.
You owe me no apology. We all say what's not true sometimes, so no problem .
infogenius:
Line 2 - That's ur opinion. I love and respect my wife and there's nothing anyone can do about it. 10 yrs in marriage, i think i have a lot of experience already. No vex, i Love my wife.
Dude, you misunderstood me. Getting married is a choice, loving who married is a mandatory decision.

But you can't love and respect your partner no matter what. There's a limit to what will happen and you will love them no more.

The reason you've stayed married for years isn't because you love her no matter what, it's because she also loves and respects you.

The love and respect will vamoose when she cheats on you, beats up your mom, bathes you with acid, starves of you of sex, food and attention or murders your family.

The no matter what will disappear immediately.
infogenius:
Line 3 - I am sorry i do not agree, please, rethink and study ur Bible very well.
You might just be the one to read your Bible because what I have just told you is one of the truths that Christians are unwilling and scared to accept.

There are so many conditions attached to God's love, one of them being that you must believe in Jesus. Judas was chosen and loved, he carried out his purpose and was hated, condemned and forgotten.


infogenius:
Line 4 - Agreed but u also have to give a measure of it to earn it.
Let's hang it there.
Romance › Re: How I discipline My Wife For Disrespecting Me by Kondomatic(m): 3:03am On Jun 30, 2021
Romanoff:
If I don't submit to my husband, e for done run.

Submission isn't slavery. A woman should be happy to submit to you and that submission comes from how you treat her. With love and respect.
This is where I find it difficult to agree with some of you.

What you're saying here is that I must treat her with love and respect to earn her submission? Right?

Pray tell, what did she do to earn my love and respect? Oh sorry, I forgot she's a woman and she's entitled to that.

That's the selfishness of many women that brings problems in marriages, the "Me first" mentality that we need to do away with.

A woman must submit the moment she's married and must continue until he gives her a reason to do otherwise. Likewise a man must love his wife the moment he shows interest in her and it must remain so until she gives him reason to do otherwise.


Nobody should wait for anyone to do anything first to earn being loved or being submitted to.
Romance › Re: How I discipline My Wife For Disrespecting Me by Kondomatic(m): 2:52am On Jun 30, 2021
Mrscarter:
I agree. U cant make her into what u want when u knew her b4 u married. She will eventually resent you.
U should control ur temper n bossiness n talk to ur wife. U love her n shes a person with emotions too. If u sweet talk her properly u can get ur way n guide her how u like. Lol do it right. But being bossy n childish wont work.
For a happy marraige u should share ur feelings calmly n ur reasons for things n try comrimise. U shoulda just kissed her n held her n said my beautiful wife i love you dressed like this but it would make me really happy if you kept those kinda dresses just for my eyes. Tell her it makes u feel whatever u feel. Lol it sounds mushy but its most likely the way youll get ur way without her acting up on you .
When you're ready to face reality, you will turn off your television and stop watching Telenovas
Romance › Re: How I discipline My Wife For Disrespecting Me by Kondomatic(m):
infogenius:
Op, u've done ur worse, so what else do u want from her?
I can tell u categorically that u're not a husband but possibly... I reserve my comment.

U endangered ur wife that u swore to protect because she a wore a dress u were not cool with.

Apologise to her and learn to behave like a husband and not a boss.

U need to really love and respect your wife no matter what while correcting her shortcomings in love
The OP is an ass a big one.

I understand that the first few months of marriage is usually difficult because that's when the couple will drop some "I" and "You" for "We". It's when they learn to do things as one.

There will always be clashes of interest in a marriage, even Jesus and God had same when he said "if possible let this cup pass........but your will be done"

Sometimes you will let her win and other times you will stand your ground but when it comes to married women and church, bros a man suppose take a firm stand before things get out of hand. The Pastors are not doing God's work any more.

For a wife of two months to tell you that "you can't stop her from going to church activities" means there's already a problem that needs urgent fixing - unless she was being stubborn because they already had a quarrel.

Meanwhile she kneels to talk and take instructions from the same pastor. That's madness.

I am calling the OP an ass not because "He punished her" but because he locked her out. You don't do that to an adult, you don't do that to even kids.

And there's a saying that "two people killed each other because there's no third person to separate them". The OP should have returned home the moment his brother called. Shows she was really sorry.

That would have given him the ample opportunity to giver her some dos and donts when it comes to church activities. He blew that chance.

Lemme tell you something, the OP and his wife are in "who is the boss" stage in their marriage. It's a phase that will soon pass but he will be caged forever if he loses.


Now back to whey I am saying all these to you.

You see this thing you said in the @emboldened, please don't say it again.

Nobody deserves to be loved and respected no matter what.

God cannot love you no matter, Jesus cannot love you no matter.

Respect is given to who deserves respect, it's earned not demanded.
Crime › Re: Chidinma Ojukwu: 'I Dream About Usifo Ataga'. Yahoo Boy Indicted; On The Run by Kondomatic(m): 1:16pm On Jun 29, 2021
Why is she being interviewed? Why is she talking?
Food › Re: Nobody Goes To The Market These Days With A Budget by Kondomatic(m): 1:14pm On Jun 29, 2021
nnekaike:
it's getting out of hand,I went to the market yesterday with 6k,one polybag did not full o I started searching my trouser whether the pocket is torn and I lost money,right there in the market I calculated everything including water I bought and I lost nothing.

God will help us AMEN.
I am not sure God is interested in Nigeria.
Food › Re: Nobody Goes To The Market These Days With A Budget by Kondomatic(m): 12:15pm On Jun 29, 2021
Ishilove:
My brother I entered market with the intention of spending 4 or 5k max. I ended up spending 9k. When I got home, I arranged what I bought on the bed and wondered if they had cheated me.

How long can we continue like this? Skyrocketing inflation without a corresponding increase in income means more people are being pushed over the poverty line. How long??
I honestly don't know how long we can endure because things are already out of hands.

The rate of robbery this side is crazy, homes, shops even churches are being burgled on a daily basis.

It's worrisome
Education › Re: Ejim Chinazom Judith Graduates As A Medical Doctor In A Wheelchair In Enugu by Kondomatic(m): 9:49am On Jun 29, 2021
She is physically challenged but her brain is intact
Food › Re: Nobody Goes To The Market These Days With A Budget by Kondomatic(m): 9:25am On Jun 29, 2021
When earning vs when spending.

Earning: N1000 + N10 = N1010
Spending: N1000 - N10 = N72

Each time I come back from the market these days I will have to sit down and calculate everything I bought over and over again just to be sure pickpockets didn't steal my money.
Romance › Re: Vagina fish smell; See the billions of vaginal bacteria under a microscope by Kondomatic(m): 5:45am On Jun 29, 2021
obiekunie01:
bro!

eating pussy is one of the sweetest thing on earth, eating meaty clit pussy is paradise on its own!

if i don't eat pussy for two days i get very moody and i will feel like something is not right!. lipsrsealed


just keep girls with clean meaty clit pussy and things will be moving fine for you. cool

Education › Re: What's Behind This Year's Low JAMB Scores? by Kondomatic(m): 5:38am On Jun 29, 2021
pocohantas:
Which one be this mass failure una dey sing? I thought JAMB is now CBT?

Children did not read, now they are claiming mass failure upandan. Go to Tiktok you will see the girls doing video with pointed nipples. The boys own na to wear pencil jean and socks. They will na come online to insult us that wrote JAMB in the late 90s.

They never start to fail. grin

Phones › Re: Zero X: Infinix Launches Concept Device 2021, Charges 0 - 100% In 11 Minutes by Kondomatic(m): 5:06pm On Jun 28, 2021
What's the battery capacity
Politics › Re: Unhappy Police And Soldiers. ESN Capitalise on Economical Situation by Kondomatic(m): 7:15am On Jun 28, 2021
sweetshisha:
Lol

Such a confused Ipobian

Allowance is different from salary and the Sergent stated it clearly.... He is been paid his salary, but owed his allowance for relocation and housing which isn't paid instantly anyways
How much is the salary?

What can it buy today?
Politics › Re: Let's Assume God Reverse Time To 2015, Would You Still Vote For Buhari? by Kondomatic(m): 7:05am On Jun 28, 2021
Alary:
Take it further back to 2011 , I will never have voted for Goodluck Jonathan, he is the origin of this issues, if his government were up and doing and at the same time not corrupt, we wont be where we are today.
Accept the responsibility for your actions instead looking for who to hang it on.

Jonathan is not the best but in what area is Buhari ahead of him that made you vote for him?

Jonathan failed in many places but even his corpse is better than a dozen of living Buhari.
Romance › Re: Chidinma Ojukwu Released On Bail Due To Health Issues - Lawyer by Kondomatic(m): 6:50am On Jun 28, 2021
Kaysnow:
Are you sure you are mentally stable?
Anyhow you have seen too many fictions..
Was the wife ever present in the hotel room?
Let's call a spade a spade..
Chidinma killed him as she has confessed period.
This is very funny

Family › Re: Opinion: Why People Should Not Blame Ataga For Cheating by Kondomatic(m): 12:17pm On Jun 27, 2021
pocohantas:
Lmao. Una challenges na mumu challenges. grin
Something that Bobrisky saw and ran away?
Being a man is not easy abeg.
Family › Re: Opinion: Why People Should Not Blame Ataga For Cheating by Kondomatic(m): 9:46am On Jun 27, 2021
It's one of the disadvantages of being a man.
Kill, you get blamed. Get killed, you will still be blamed.
A woman slaps you and you let her go, you will be called a weakling. You hit back, you will be attacked.
You fall in love and tell you father, he will say idiot, who is the girl. A girl falls in love and tells her father and he will say, who is the idiot.


It's not easy.

Family › Re: Opinion: Why People Should Not Blame Ataga For Cheating by Kondomatic(m): 9:45am On Jun 27, 2021
It's one of the disadvantages of being a man.
Kill, you get blamed. Get killed, you will still be blamed.
A woman slaps you and you let her go, you will be called a weakling. You hit back, you will be attacked.
You fall in love and tell you father, he will say idiot, who is the girl. A girl falls in love and tells her father and he will say, who is the idiot.


It's not easy.

Christianity Etc › Re: JUST IN: Prophet TB Joshua Appears In Church, Ascends With Angels by Kondomatic(m): 9:34am On Jun 27, 2021
grin

Phones › Re: 20gb For Sale. by Kondomatic(m): 9:29am On Jun 27, 2021
MusicMod:
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