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Romance › Re: My Wife Doesn't Like Me Hanging Out With My Frnds by Kondomatic(m): 11:31am On Mar 06, 2016

Then hang out with her friends. #laughing.

Another reason getting a wife should wait............

Christianity Etc › Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Kondomatic(m): 11:29am On Mar 06, 2016*

ladyF:
Haaa so you left the bread of life for "mama put"

Nah where I go chop beleful nah grin

Besides that's no bread of life, it has been polluted, my sister used to eat it almost every day but she's late now. grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: How Much Offering You Do Averagely Offer In Your Church by Kondomatic(m): 11:22am On Mar 06, 2016

ladyF:
Depends on how much cash is with me that Sunday. But around x0 where x = 1 < x < 200

For what?

I give N20 when I have money and N5 when I am broke.

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Christianity Etc › Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Kondomatic(m): 11:20am On Mar 06, 2016

ladyF:
Lol but why leave church before offering? What's there if you no carry money come? God sef go understand.

I used to leave my former church during holy communion to go to a nearby restaurant and eat.

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Health › Re: What Will You Do To This Nurse? by Kondomatic(m): 11:12am On Mar 06, 2016

I think she's in danger because the patient is a good position to use the back of his palm to slap her senseless.

Christianity Etc › Re: SCOANITES: Why Is TB Joshua So Desperate To AVOID Trial? by Kondomatic(m): 11:08am On Mar 06, 2016

I don't know.

Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Ways To Spot Womanizers In The Church by Kondomatic(m): 9:44am On Mar 06, 2016

Oga tosyn2much, nah girlnanizers unah be that time. How many of unah get the liver to approach a woman?

Politics › Re: Igbo's Plans To Align With The Northerners To Revenge On Yorubas by Kondomatic(m): 9:15am On Mar 06, 2016

kestolove95:
Ibos are using tout claiming to b hausa's to spoil d good relationship between yoruba and hausa...

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Christianity Etc › Re: Sokoto Abductee: ‘how I Escaped Being Married Off While In Custody' by Kondomatic(m): 9:11am On Mar 06, 2016

^should be watched closely^

Politics › Re: Buhari Addresses Biafra Issue In A New Interview by Kondomatic(m): 9:07am On Mar 06, 2016

babyfaceafrica:
you don't know anything..stick to what you know!!

Refute my comment or step down in shame.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Addresses Biafra Issue In A New Interview by Kondomatic(m): 9:01am On Mar 06, 2016

babyfaceafrica:
guy Yoruba can be trsuted than IPODs!!!!

Who cares?

Of what use is the trust of a person who kidnaps your daughter and marries her by force?

Of what use is the trust of a person who kills you and burns your house after his cattle finishes grazing at your farm?

Of what use is the trust of a person who wires bombs on his younger sister's chest and sends her to go an blow up his kinsmen?

Of what use is the trust of person who can shoot you at any time because their leader told him to?

What I don't understand is whether you guys are with Yorubas because you trust them or because you know their limits.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Addresses Biafra Issue In A New Interview by Kondomatic(m): 8:53am On Mar 06, 2016

babyfaceafrica:
dey there dey deceive yourself...the SW aint interested in pulling out of the country,,,IPODs are...if you are counting on what happened in mile 12 n...that is a one -off..and it will be settled very soon.....the SW aint sentimental when dealing with issues like this and they are forgiving ,we know the people who are not!!!

Lmao. This is mockery.

Your people kill them at will because they(Yorubas) will forgive them.

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Politics › Re: PDP Wins Aba North And Isialangwa South Constituency Election Rerun by Kondomatic(m): 8:38am On Mar 06, 2016

See as PDP take molest APC here.

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Politics › Re: Dele Momodu Wants Apc To Change It's Manifesto Because Of Buhari by Kondomatic(m): 8:32am On Mar 06, 2016

Nigerians will definitely stone the change agents before 2019

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Politics › Re: Buhari Says There Are Saboteurs In His Government by Kondomatic(m): 7:35am On Mar 06, 2016

Mrbigman1:
Better remove all ur ministers and replace dem with hausa people now oh, so u wnt give further excuses.

Cos 2019, u go pay dearly for all dis shit u dragging us into.

lols

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Nairaland General › Re: Photo: Lagos Ranked 7th Most Expensive Country In The World by Kondomatic(m): 7:32am On Mar 06, 2016

Huh?

Celebrities › Re: See Woman Shot In The Leg But Didn't Know She Was Shot, Did She Smoke Weed? See by Kondomatic(m): 6:52am On Mar 06, 2016

cruzita:
she dey on pain relieve drugs

It happens

Romance › Re: Happy Mothers Day To The Beaurriful Mothers On Nairaland by Kondomatic(m): 6:04am On Mar 06, 2016

Moms are the best part of creation. God please bless them for us.

Culture › Re: Igbo Culture Too Expensive And Problematic by Kondomatic(m): 6:01am On Mar 06, 2016

That's not our culture oga. People do it for two reasons. To show off their wealth and To please the society. It is not a must that you do it like them.

Romance › Re: He Broke-up With Her Because Her Breasts Keeps Shrinking/sagging by Kondomatic(m): 12:05am On Mar 06, 2016

Change don catch up with the breasts.

Celebrities › Re: "I'm About To Make Some Shocking Revelations" - Toyin Aimakhu's Ex-husband by Kondomatic(m): 8:06pm On Mar 05, 2016

Nah the man yeye pass.

Naavah:
Shameless husband and wife. Yeye

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Crime › Re: Agberos And Miscreants Clashed In Mile12; Not Hausas And Yorubas by Kondomatic(m): 7:17pm On Mar 05, 2016

coolitempa:
Your foolishness no get part two... ...he is not insulting us....so in your own intelligence calling someone a coward... Using inciting comments and calling them shameful is not insulting.....dummies like you need to be kept away from the Internet...

Like already told you, use your brain. It is in there for a reason.

You are angry because he called you a coward but you just called me a fool and a dummy?

You insult people anyhow but you hate to be insulted? Always, Insulting people unnecessarily doesn't make sense at all so let me leave you for now.

See your comment and his comment and tell me the difference between you two.

coolitempa:
I hope the moderators can see this provocative post....from the cowardly iPod protesters....led by the soon to be executed director...if I talk now...you guys will place me on another lengthy ban...

Isn't that an insult and an inciting comment?

Don't be a hypocrite.

PAINGAIN:
Fizznation i know u. U r a zombie. No matter how u shameless cow.odds want to twist what happened at mile 12, the fact is whether na thugs or miscreants fight, the thugs and miscreants are yorubas and hausas. U people should b ashamed of urselves. See how hausas dealt with u in ur own land. Cow.odds

And to be honest, it is only a coward that will say that what happened in mile 12 is just a fight between agberos and miscreants.

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Family › Re: Hilarious Photos Showing That Kids Can Fall Asleep Anywhere by Kondomatic(m): 6:55pm On Mar 05, 2016

RadicallyBlunt:
LOL its just as if I shd go back to being a kid so my parents would do all the thinking for me while I just eat and shiit and bedwet and mess up the whole house.

And disturb my snr siblings and write jagajaga in their books and and tear their assignment notebooks and pour water on the floor and play with sandsand and beat drum on d wall when mummy is sleeping and dirty my clothes and...

But its not possible anymore. Kid life is fantasy.

Being an adult is really hard my brother. Where you sleep is where you wake.

Back then you would sleep in the kitchen and wake up on bed and Mama will be happy that you slept well but now...........nah when they match your feet you go wake up to see say nah 4 ground you dey sleep.

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Crime › Re: Agberos And Miscreants Clashed In Mile12; Not Hausas And Yorubas by Kondomatic(m): 6:50pm On Mar 05, 2016

coolitempa:
I hope the moderators can see this provocative post....from the cowardly iPod protesters....led by the soon to be executed director...if I talk now...you guys will place me on another lengthy ban...

Use your brain madam, it was given to for a reason.

The OP claimed that the fight was between agberos and Miscreants and the person you quoted was trying to clarify that those agberos or miscreants(according to the OP) are Hausas and Yorubas.

He's not trying to insult Yorubas or Hausas, rather he was saying that those Agberos are either hausas or yorubas and the miscreants are either hausa or yorubas so the fight is still between hausas and yorubas no matter how the op tries to twist.

(apologies if you don't understand, I am pretty bad in explaining things)

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