₦airaland Forum

ifyalways:
Of course it's not. Once African men step out of the shores of Naija they rarely demand such things ; which Oyibo or akata girl want pound fufu? Well, only a handful.

But make same men marry Naija girl? He go demand freshly home made akara every morning, fresh soup and fufu for dinner and expect you to jump and hump on his pot belly at night.

You just dey run your mouth anyhow this morning. Olga says she can satisfy Mikel in other ways. Many Naija girls no fit satisfy Naija men the other way. So you will have to make that Akara, Fufu and soup to keep your man.

If Oyibo woman handle you well for bedroom, I swear you go chop bread 3 times a day for house without complaining. You can always go to a friend's to swallow later, Many Naija women are lazy and boring in bed.
Ify, you fit swallow urine?. As in open your mouth make I piss inside. Some Oyibo women dey do am willingly. So perfect your pounding skill to keep your Naija man. Unless you can give him what an Oyibo woman could give him in bed.

Someone needs to go to jail before I can clap for Buhari/Osibanjo. A very high profile person must be jailed for at least 20 years for them to convince me of their seriousness.

40+ million dollars no be beans. EFCC has overwhelming evidence to get a conviction.

Chairman Chukwu is the greatest of them all for me. That picture you posted there is pure nostalgia.

Chukwu looked really fit and good.

It's Big Brother NAIJA. Efe and Bisola were the most 'Naija'of all the housemates. They came as pure, undiluted Naija persons. It makes good sense for them to win.


Happy for Efe and his brother. His visit to Efe was the clincher for me.

OMANBALA1:
In as much as I strongly disagree with the way nonsobaba has shaded Enugu people that doesnt give you the right to spread unfounded lies about Awka people here.

Let me get this into your skull,AWKA IS NOT A WAWA LAND OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT!
There are migrations into Awka from Enugu side,Igala,Umudioka,Umunri and there were also aboriginal of the land. And Awka doesnt say "wa",they have their unique dialect. nuf said.

The bolded is a bloody lie. I know and have lived next to many Awka people. My best friend at the secondary school is from Awka. Awka says 'WA' for 'No' and 'Ogodu' for Clothes just like Nkanu people. It is a statement of fact.
Besides, every clan or village has their own unique dialect. Unlike Onitsha, Awka dialect is closely related to the greater 'Wawa' dialect.

FYI, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH THE WAY THEY SPEAK. THAT IS THEIR HERITAGE. SAME GOES FOR UDI, NKANU AND NSUKKA PEOPLE. Quit being childish.

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nonsobaba:
You are deluded. Anyi bu otu na ebee? The IQ quotient of the average Anambra man is 30% higher than the Imo man, 60% higher than the Abia man and 200% higher than the Wawa/Abakaliki man.

Also, most wawa/abakaliki people are very dark-skinned as a result of cross-breeding with their fulani neighbours up north.

Anambra people also stand out as most industrious with Imo and Abia people a distant second behind. The people of the remaining two liability states are just there to enlarge our coast.

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It's now very obvious. Go see a mental health specialist. Bye...

nonsobaba:
Nwa wawa, swerve.

Come let me give you a half plot at Ugbo Odogwu, next to Phyno's hood. You are really suffering. You are slowly dying inside. You need help.

nonsobaba:
LOL

Awka is wawa only in the minds of deluded wawa folks, who have never been weaned off Anambra's milk. Their stupidity and mgbekeism is amazing.

Some 'wawa' guy or girl really fvcked you up. Nike guys collect your land?. You are disgusting.

That "nonsobaba" guy is suffering from humongous "LOW SELF ESTEEM'. Obiano starts a good project to benefit all Igbos and he chose to go all negative over innocent Enugu state indigenes. The guy is sick in the head. He has clearly shown his inferiority complex towards Enugu state people.

May I remind him that Awka, the Anambra state capital is a bona fide "Wawa" land. In Awka dialect Wa is also used for 'NO' which is where the term 'wawa' originated from. It simply means 'NO. in the general Enugu state dialects.

Nonso, abeg go and take your medicine. You no well.

InyinyaAgbaOku:
It's not true. Enugu was well planned, with many intersections to divert traffic.
Armed with side walks, street lights, traffic lights and road signs.
Populated with civilized people .
How come others cities with less population than Enugu didn't make the list?

Excellent point. I think this is the key. Driving the entire length Ogui Rd, from Zoo roundabout to Holy Ghost, there are countless divergent roads that are also well tarred for you to exit Ogui Rd if busy and reconnect at a later point.
In Lagos, If you hit Ikorodu rd en route V.I. you are practically imprisoned on that road. there is no escape route, coupled with zillions of cars.

So, why don't they sell to the BDC's. Greedy bastards.

Any time I travel from Lagos to Enugu, I always feel like I am driving in a foreign country whenever I arrive Enugu. Driving in Enugu is so stress free.

So Enugu is it.

no1madman:
I guess u don't fuckkk too much. .

She don't fvck at all, you are talking of 'Too much'. 90% of regular fvckers are thinking of "Fvcking"95% of the time.

Most of the builders and so-called engineers are afraid to reply. They have been bashed mercilessly here because of the greed they display.

Anyway, dat 10 milla can take you to the roof with good management. Just the shell though.

If we don't do it on the second date, you are not the right girl for me. The sexual attraction must be there from the first date.

Anybody who prostrates or bends for me at the work place will be fired too. Lebanon too far sef!. I an Igbo. I will not tolerate such self serving, azz- licking behavior at work. Be efficient at what you do and help the company to grow.

All that bending will not put food on the table.

Largas:
May I ask who owns the institution?

I would like to know too. The Coal city already has enough institutions of higher learning.

Very smart of you to use soooo many pictures to drive out negative comments. The women are fine, but do not represent the typical, everyday Yoruba women.
The beauty of a tribe can only be assessed by looking at the ordinary women from that tribe.

Yoruba women are however very Hor.ny. They cum easily. I know.

$3 billion?!!. Who count am?.

yvelchstores:
they all look lovely. they took their mum's height.

In other words "Nwa Akpudas". apologies to Sam Loco(RIP)

ArabMopol:
proudly 5%... any AFONJA man that will quote me wrong will die by fire


Igbo's and laudable achievement are like

Now it's proudly 5%, Igbo boy and SE. If he was from Anambra state, all you pathetic Anambra boys with inferiority complex and low self esteem will not allow other Igbos to breath with your chest beating.

Much respect to my more mature Imo brothers. Not one mention of his state of origin. Let's keep Igbos together. I will not be responding to meaningless quotes.

Malayy:
guy phyno is from awka.. flavour, umunze in orumba local govt.. get your fact right..

Flavour is from Achara Layout, Enugu. My guy get your facts right.

His eyes are REAL. We Igbos are the closest to 'Ndi Ocha' in Nigeria

angelusbrut:
For flavour yes... umunze but for phyno..no..he is from awka....

Phyno is from Abakpa Nike. Umu Ogbenye are busy arguing about where Phyno is from. Ndi ala.

omohoneyland:
Do you have a land and searching for an engineer to help you develop your house? I build any designs of Building, shopping complex, factory, schools, hotel, hospital, etc with a good taste allover nigeria whether you have an architectural design or you want me to help you provide one, our service is everywhere in nigeria
and we charge reasonably and
cheap depending on the structure, please call Engr. Ceemoney for more details

You did not post your contact details. I may have a job for you in Ikorodu next month. Drop your contacts here. Hope your charges are reasonable.

Reference:
It is your fault. You should have engaged a proper team. Your ignorance and greed did you in. Use professionals. There is a reason they exist. The Quantity Surveyor is responsible for everything money. He tells you how much materials are required, how much they cost to fit and manages the sundries to a fixed budget. A good one will cost you anything about 10% of what you will potentially waste or lose on site. Use them.

Quantity What?!!. Delusions of grandeur. We are talking of a 5 bedroom private residence here. Not the Hilton or Adenuga Towers. A seasoned bricklayer can give you a breakdown of all the quantity of material you need. The guys I used were well spoken University graduates like many of you jobless ones here. You guys blow expensive technical jargon to convince innocent people who may not have the time to be on the ground. Do not let me expose some of your tricks here. Just let this slide for now.

I will continue to advice Nigerians in the Diaspora to beware and examine things thoroughly. Most of these guys are very slippery and hungry. I have met a few in person. I will not mention names.

segcymoor:
Abeg u may go to hell!!!! How dare u generalised people. So Builders here don get spokesman. Some of u guy out there ve mentality we are begger.


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What audacity u ve to generalized builders thieve? They force u to hire them.......abegi shift

The thieves are showing up one by one. You are one of them. Even our good old Spyder880 dey obtain. The advantage he has is that he is less greedy and more transparent. While he collects in hundreds of thousands, you and some of your greedy friends collect in millions above the agreed supervision price. These guys build their houses completely using a clients material, especially when the client lives abroad or is a corrupt politician.

Oldlayez:
My friend building @ south south buys bua cement at the rate of 1550 and she's firing her project..

Unfortunately, Bua is not available at southwest.

If you factor in the cost of transportation will it not be cheaper if one buys from the SS. It might make sense if one is buying a trailer load.

amagunnerfan:
Ita Oshin. Not so far from Aro. Got the land last month. My initial budget was 16m but I know I will surely complete this project to the glory of the almighty.

You can complete it with N16m even with the current price of cement. Just be there and monitor things yourself. Buy materials yourself and hire and independent engineer to supervise. Do not give any builder cash to build and deliver. They will make a minimum of N5m on your head, especially when they know you have access to Dollar or Euro.

They work as a cartel here on NL and back each other up with the outrageous price quotation to make you believe it's genuine. A well trained craftsman can deliver a quality 5 bedroom duplex. Just do some research yourself and work with him. It's your house and you have the final decision.

erico2k2:
N9M will only get you to window level of downstairs, and that again depends on the tapography, if its anything like that of teh ones of some of my friends on here on Stoney landscape where you have to dig up huge rocks then extra don join B dat.
Plus now forex is now in the sky

You Nairaland builders are a bunch of thieves. "N9M will only get you to window level downstairs". Are you serious?!!. I will never hire a builder from NL. They are all thieves targeting Nigerians in the Diaspora. Op, don't listen to this greedy bastard. With N5m you can conveniently get to Lintel level downstairs. I did it with that and was hugely ripped off as well by the builders and the suppliers. An honest bricklayer later confessed to me that when I order for 500 blocks, 300 will be supplied and laid before I show up. Making it impossible for me to accurately count the number.
With rigourous supervision it could have cost me N4m. NEVER TRUST ALL THESE SO CALLED BUILDERS, ENGINEERS AND CONTRACTORS HERE.