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Mr Rohr plsssss remove Jamilu Collins. This boy is tired.

Uzoho messed up with that ball. He should’ve done better with it. He was lucky the header didn’t find the net.

This boy man Maduka...hmm

Collins need to go.

Acidosis:
Get the video of Sinach's recent performance at Lakewood Church, TX. You will fall in love over and over again.

Davido, WizKid can't have that kind of audience, ever!


Used to like Joe Praiz, but the paparazzi is too much.

Thanks for that reference. Just googled and I had goose pimples listening to her voice. That was divine performance. So uplifting.

AverageAnnie:
Is "Ngozi" not her native name??
Love is middle name and Dick the husband's..

Apologies, I admit that I’m biased and very judgemental when it comes to names. I love local names and the heritage associated with them.
Not everyone will be like or think like that. I wouldn’t change my surname or my local names for a million pounds.

Your name means a lot and it’s your identity.

AverageAnnie:
RIP fellow Adventist... stupid nairaland followers had to read a useless meaning in someone's name.

Don’t blame Nairalanders. What happened to her local name?

Love is Ifunanya which is a beautiful name.

What is Dick? What kind of name is that for a black person?

manontree:
Having just passed your second MB I congratulate you young man. Your are on a solid path to greatness already

However avoid the online buzz and focus. A lot more is coming. The real med training starts now and please focus and read beyond the teaching.

Nairalanders are not his problem. He will have himself to blame if this ego trip lands in trouble from a more disciplined and strict lecturer. People like this can’t be trusted. His like would take picture of a sick patient without their approval, splash it all over the social media to hype themselves.

There should be strict rules guiding the activities of medical and health students and all medical and health staff on the use of recordable devices in the hospitals and other sensitive areas.

What do you gain from posting photos of yourself in scrubs all over Nairaland? Try and be humble, read your books, dedicate yourself and gain competencies in your clinicals.

Remember that you are not a medical doctor yet. You haven’t passed your MBs yet and that’s supposed to be your goal. Don’t run faster than your legs.

You are handling your mobile phone with gloves on!! Don’t you guys have infection and disease control policies in your hospital?

TundeBricklayer:
Your brothers started the war yesterday

That’s nothing like your brothers started or my brothers started it. That’s childish.

Most people being nuisance here probably do not have the required skills to operate the simplest machines at these two companies.

What’s the fuss all about? My daddy’s Mercedes is bigger than your daddy’s mentality. That’s very childish.

TundeBricklayer:
Proforce isn't an indigenous company

What if it’s not? What’s the argument and acrimony about? Are we this cursed and mentally unstable? Can’t you all see good in another man’s effort??

What’s the fight all about?

Omoslim26:
ok so what is the argument all about what are you guys trying to teach us

Sadly the little boys arguing here might not be able to assemble Lego blocks or assemble new toy cars even with the manual.

eternityk:
These people have inferiority complex
Compare that pangolo with this

You are the one with complex issues here. What has your post and photos got to do with this thread?

Did anyone mention you or Proforce? Was there any comparison of the above company to pro force, did the post attempt to deride the efforts of Proforce?

Where did you crawl out from? You are just trying to mess up a good thread. Innoson and Proforce should be commended and supported to develop and make strong statements in the engineering industry.

ikennaiteogu:
Funny write up, truth is you don't need to stop pleasing yourself just combine it well with your wife. Most men masturbate, it's not a major problem. It's better than cheating

If your wife isn’t enough for you, there is a problem. Most people won’t admit it but it’s an issue that messes with lots of people.

It doesn’t stop at masturbation. Such men can’t lend you their phone when you have an emergency and there are possibilities that their lack of discipline might push them to use companies computers.

If you are married or have a serious girl friend, you shouldn’t be wasting your energy unless you married the wrong woman or have the wrong girl friend.

When you feel Hot, your first thought should be your wife/gf not some porn actress. If you start thinking of porn actresses and the rest room when you feel hot instead of your woman, there is a problem.

If you are in a serious relationship, porn and masturbation shouldn’t be getting in the way.

Bonatheripper:
I started when I was 13.
I'm about 3times that now and I stil enjoy masturbation.
Seriously why do people even think masturbation is a much bigger sin than fornication?
Is not the same semem u release?

Why do people think constant masturbation makes u ejaculate faster while constant fornication makes u learn how to last longer?

People are seriously crazy.
Masturbation helps u save money, saves u from STD, saves u from unwanted pregnancies and babbies, saves u from breaking girls hearts.

Masturbation is a blessing.

Fornication was condemned by God.

Anyone who thinks fornication is better than masturbation is an idiot who wants to feel less guilty with what he or she is doing.
People sha are weird

The op’s head is filled with images of porn. That’s not very good and he doesn’t even need to watch porn to start the act...the images are alive in his memory and ready to be retrieved. His hard drive has been overwhelm with that and he only need little motivation to get into it:

He needs to reflect and do something. I can’t tell him to stop as it’s similar to telling a drug addict to clean himself up and stop.

As much as you might doubt it, masturbation isn’t the way to go. This man is MARRIED. He has been caught several times by the wife and he is feeling embarrassed. Who knows who else might ‘catch’ him in the act??

He has a problem and need to act fast and sort it out before it ruins his marriage. His porn watching and getting caught by the wife signifies great danger...HE IS A CARELESS MAN. A very careless man who gets frustrated, rush to the office to relieve himself... does that tell you anything??

He is a danger waiting to happen at the office. Someone might see him one day! I have a feeling that his phone memory is filled with all sorts. He might be using the computers at the office to watch porn. Somebody tell me that I’m wrong.

Oga op, you need to sort your problems with your wife. Nothing like a good woman. Porn and masturbation do not go well with marriage. It has already affected your wife taking long as you put it to conceive...

Finally you need to grow up, if your woman don’t ‘feel like it’ leave her alone and stop resorting to porn. Grow up and act mature. Waiting for it till she’s ready is fun and healing. Porn and masturbation are bad substitute to good sex in a marriage.

Mujtahida:
Brazil no longer inspire that much fear as they used to do before.

Brazil is good. Don’t be deceived by the score ageiky senegal. The Senegalese are very good

andrew444:
Cameroon beat a strong brazil team during the confederation cup,the year Marv vivien foe died or so

The days of Pius Ndiefi. Dude was a scary version of Moses Simon. Short like Simon, prominent calf muscles that seem to pull the back of his legs and Achilles‘ tendons up. He was always ready to take off and his heels never seem to touch the ground.

After sprinting 100m full speed, you’d expect him to be tired but he never does. His shoulders are always heaved up like those ghetto body building hard men who ‘chop iron’ with crude bars and fly wheels at the backyard.

mummyson26:
Cameroon did 2003 confederation cup

You are right. Thanks for that.
It was a good tournament for Cameroon as they lost in the finals to France when Thiery Henry scored a golden goal after playing goalless at regulation time and a sad one as Vivienne Foe lost his life playing in the match against Colombia in the semi final.

I doubt if Brazil expected this match to go this way. They might be expecting to have an easy ride over the Senegalese.

They have been frustrated. It’ll take a silly mistake or luck to beat Senegal. Nermay is desperately searching for his goal.

They’ll either come at the Eagles with lots of precaution or ferocity.

Can someone help with some statistics here. I doubt any African country has ever drawn or won the Brazilian national team in a competitive match or friendly.


I think Brazil has won all their matches with African countries.

I hope Senegal put up enough fight and win/draw.

Loss is no option. I hope their performance today raise the bar and motivate the Eagles to do something special on the 13/10.

Senegal are really playing well. They mark well, pass well and very comfortable on the ball and Mane is causing them discomfort.

If this was a JAMB question, Ezekiel Alexis and his colleagues would’ve failed that.
The banner was wrong.

It’s March past.
March was coined from the French word marcher which means ‘to trample/walk’.

In military parade or military march past, there is controlled, regulated and measured movement of person/persons...quick march not quick match

Match pass, match past, March pass are all wrong.

It’s March-past.

BluntBoy:
Read Kemi's advice. Does it sound like advice to you? Because to me, it sounds aggressive like an insult.

Many people don't know how to word advice, so they end up worsening than helping the situation.

The main points of her advice was the security and protection of her identity. She might have been a bit over the top in her advice by suggesting that Kiki should leave the country immediately and using words like arrogance but let the salient points in her tweet should not be ignored.

It was reported that Kiki had some threats. If the reports of threats were true then the bbc girl need to take precaution and protect her self.

Pettyprincess:
We see once in a blue moon because he is not living in Africa
He is also helping me me in every possible way
Nd he doesn't pressure me for sex because he want me as partner nd mould me fully.
Moreover why the rush?not every guy has Nigerian mentality!!

“Not every guy has Nigerian mentality”!!!

Pls explain the above. What a naive little girl!. Are you sure of what’s on the other side??

NwaAmaikpe:




The truth be told.
Kiki wasn't smart, she chose clout over safety in that documentary.

I’m not a fan of miss K. Olunloyo but the Kiki of a girl isn’t very intelligent.

She is lacking in good manners. Kemi as usual might’ve capitalised on the bbc story to trend but she did offer very useful advice to that young girl.

Kiki’s response was rude, careless and childish. I think she should heed Kemi’s advice.

Crofton:
It makes sense, he was developed in England, Bred in England and Plays in England, there's no sensible reason for him to play here. We did nothing for him.


Let's stop chasing Players with dual Nationality and start building and developing our local boys.
Nigeria is among the top 15 biggest followers of European football yet it's almost impossible to find a standard football club or stadium here .

God bless you for that. A millions likes.

komekn:
I was in Antwerp and l met so many football players from Nigeria deceived by greedy agents brought to Europe. Things did not work out.

And they are now washing cars and in abject poverty on the streets of Antwerp. It's very sad.

Been there, done that. Sad.
Most of the talents around my generation never realised their potentials in sports.

Lots of them in East London either working as stewards at some of the stadiums under ‘low profile’.

We used to jog and train at West Ham park...not far from Upton Park. We got spotted. Got invited, but none of us had valid documents We never went back...one of us dared...with fake papers obtained from Woolwich arsenal. He got arrested and was deported.

We were all between 20-24 years then. By the time the immigration documents were sorted, none of us was fit.

Icon4s:
I was almost shedding tears towards the end of this epistle.

I missed football of the old . Younger people will not really understand each time we make references to those players.

The Nigerian football scene was really great. Excellent upright local coaches, highly talented players and fairly to very good football pitches.

Club derbies were like today's ex-classico. Rangers vs Shooting stars was always jam packed. There were other smaller derbies like: Iwuanyawu vs Rangers, Abiola babes vs Stores, Enyimba vs Sharks etc.

And when u saw those games on TV they were a delight to watch.

The Nigerian league is in its all time low. What a big shame.

I am happy for the springing up of foreign groomed players at least it has helped the Super Eagles to remain descent.

God help us.

Football isn’t dead in Nigeria. There are talents and lots of them around. The environment and its politics are making it difficult to develop these kids.

I grew up in Enugu, played and enjoyed football. We had primary school football competitions. There were under 13 tournaments for secondary school junior boys or for the old schools here, under 5ft! They used some sort of measuring stick to determine who is eligible in such tournament.

We had the fields to play and develop our skills. There were Phoenix playground around the GRA, polo park recreation ground, Ngwo Park, police depot at uwani, mobile police barrack along Agbani road by Kenneth road etc. Boys had unlimited access to these venues...

Few years ago, former governor Chime closed polo park which gave us River Lane boys (Chinedu ogbuke, Solomon Okoronkwo) JJ Okocha played here as a kid. Today polo park has been replaced with Shop rite, Phoenix ground with its multiple playing fields have been littered with buildings.

We played football out of passion, to play at UNEC stadium at the finals of either the primary sch., junior sec sch or senior sec sch football competitions was the dream of most kids. It was similar to huge festivals.

Old Enugu metropolis under Anambra State has many football clubs: Rangers, Vasco, Udoji United, Asesa Warriors, CCB which JJ started from, Orient boys etc.

The schools churned our boys with amazing talents. CIC, Nike boys, Union, St Patrick’s emene, Maryland Boys etc. Most of the football fields of old have been ‘vandalised’.

Lots of boys got frustrated with structure and management of football, some frustrated by the corrupt system that favour not the poor kids.

Lots of them left for Cyprus, Malta etc where their talents died.
Some came to the uk hoping to ‘blow’ unaware of immigration laws, lots of them ended up in the security industry after years and years of trying to sort their immigration issues. I saw lots of them working in ASDA and Royal Mail.

Politics is killing football development in Nigeria. Few talents in the league have no patience. Everybody want to leave and play in Europe.

It’s not the lack or talent or passion, it’s the environment. The academies have been turned to slave markets. Greed and corruption is ruining football in Nigeria.

tfash96:
They have it with Senegal

Livescore will display football schedules three days ahead. Today is 09/10, so you see schedules up to the 12/10. 13th of October list won’t be shown till tomorrow.

Check the site tomorrow, they’ll likely add Brazil vs Nigeria to their list.

About the delegation list, I hope that this is not true. In the past, there are people in the NFF and Abuja who use such opportunity to waste tax payers money by involving their friends and lovers as part of the delegation.

Rohr and his technical crew with about two members of the NFF and the invited players are enough to make the journey.

Ugwuoke347:
Yeah you are right about that.
The rediscovery of Asusu Igbo is just one of the steps to take in the coming Culture Renaissance in Biafra.
Yes, you should also imagine mathematics and physics,
and all the sciences being taught and studied in Igbo.
That alone will unlock so many puzzles
in the field of science and technology in our land!
I repeat, the Chi's of our land (who are the Angels of God resident in nature, the Elemental Guardians of the various invisible force fields of our land) are waiting eagerly for us to purify our purpose and pursue the true God-willed design assigned to us before they can bring God's help our way.
The first Biafran effort collapsed because it sought to drag those who are not Biafran in spirit and in truth into it.
Freedom of choice is an
inalienable spiritual right of every man.
Those who violate it go against the tide of the Universe
and draw great guilt upon themselves!
We are being keenly watched by the invisible watchers.
We are being subtly enabled by the invisible enablers!
We are not alone at all.

What stops the implementation of the first paragraph of your post by various ministries of education within the core Igbo states?
Doesn’t that sound or seem utopian that you have all these supposedly brilliant ideas but appear reluctant to set them in motion?

A journey of a thousand miles they say start with that one vital step, don’t you think that slow, steady and conscientious application of these ideas might make for easy transition whether in a one Nigeria or as a separate entity?

You should separate fantasies, delusions from realities.Believing that solutions will suddenly emerge and your wonderful ideas would suddenly fall into place once Biafra is proclaimed isn’t a very smart way of looking at things.

More disturbing perspectives might present itself just when you think you’ve eliminated your most worrisome headache and i hope that you are aware of that! Divine leadership, skills and management do not just happen, if you lack them, no matter how hard you try, you’ll be walking in a maze. That’s the Nigerian situation. How do you intend to overcome that?....let’s leave this for now..

Are you aware of the exploits of the Roy Umenyis, Tim Nwalas etc?These are old guards..most of them have long since gone, the few remaining...has there been any attempt to benefit or tap into their experiences and creative geniuses?

Are you aware of PRODA? What happened to it? Last I learnt, what’s supposed to be an institution for great tech and science feats have been taken over by rodents, corruption and welded pieces of rusty and crude cassava processing machines.

Recent security issues in the south east would’ve been an ideal lab for the Intelligence services but the only action supposedly taken so far has been the formation of forest guards whose job description might entail the bushwhacking if marauding headsmen...these group of security threat have managed to beat and frustrate the SE. They come, spoil, rape, kill and disappear with hundreds of their cows with no trace...amazing!

If you can’t deal with a few numerically disadvantaged herdsman with his animals, how would you deal with a few hundred Libyan trained men sent in by a mischievous northern politician or military to test ground in the south east?? The last time it happened, the CEO of Enugu state called for prayers!...I’m only asking because such scenarios would present themselves again.

Pardon my typos and before I digress, if I haven’t done, I’m only asking how these ‘little’ threats would be managed and dealt with. There are a 1001 issues I’d like to find answers to from the wise men here...the plight and security of Igbos scattered all over Nigeria is one of them...that’s in event that some lunatic elite up there gave the order for the usual katakata, what happens then.

Let’s stop here for now.

nams77:
Cc: bindean.

I am highly erudite but i am not here to prove that to you.
This is my belief,kindly mind yours and quit the insults.
My believe stems from personal experience and experience from people close to me

I was once like you. A scientist who believe in logic and empirical facts

Don’t abuse the word science sir. If you have to rely on hearsay and dumb assumptions to prove something, then you shouldn’t be calling yourself a scientist.

What facts or empiricism are there to prove that the man died of thunder and lightening from the story? Nothing can be proven from the words of those people at the hotel. How can you prove and convince anyone that the man asked not to be disturbed or that thunder or lightening struck his room?

As a scientist that you claim to be, those were all you needed to claim he apparently died of thunder/lightening!!!

nams77:
Where are those folks that don't believe in the spiritual dimension. ..
I know they still wont believe this one


BTW, the devil has no free gift. If he gives wealth with one hand, he collects your very essence/life with the other hand.

Young ones beware. Not all that glitters is gold

Mental laziness and belief in silly superstitions combine to drag us backward as a people.

This man might have been killed or it could be a case of suicide. How can someone conclude that he died of thunder/lightening when an autopsy was not done and even the police has not issued any report?

The way you reason can put you and a lot of people in danger. When the masses start sharing your pattern of thoughts, it’d be safe to say that someone can easily commit murder in Nigeria, arrange calabashes, red cloth, cowries etc to disguise and deceive gullible superstitious ignoramuses like you out there.

The op should’ve added or made it clear that there is a distinction between tea and chocolate drink.
Tea drinking in Nigeria is misunderstood by lots of people.
Tea drinking to a lot of people means boiled water in a big cup or mug, ‘scoops of ovaltine, bournvita, horlicks or other sweetened chocolate powders, cubes or sugar and generous amount of either evaporated milk or powdered milk’ all mixed and vigorously stirred and enjoyed with delicious fresh Agege bread.
That’s chocolate drink.

Tea is actually made by pouring hot water over crushed tea leaves or tea bags in a cup and left for a few seconds or mins. Some people would add a squirt of milk and sugar. Lots of tea drinkers wouldn’t add sugar to it.
Typically, a normal tea is boiled water over tea bags, crushed tea leaves...milk is added depending on how strong you want it.

An eg of tea is Lipton yellow label tea bag.