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ManWater:
Yes, only a Genius can Save this young man from certain death...


Answer to be supplied at end of thread.

Funny photo, funny scenario but for the sake of the puzzle,
The man can swing up and down to initiate cracks along the angle and side of cuts in the tree. The tree will fall towards the side of the cut and towards the lion. Snakes falls off tree and the tree falls on the lion and away from the water and the crocodiles… I think that’s the only way the man won’t fall into the water and into the mouths of the crocs…

However, the lion isn’t stupid, it’s got sharp reflexes and a good hunter. It’ll avoid the tree fall…so man and snake fall away from the river. Snake slithers into the grasses, man becomes disorientated from the fall and the lion enjoys its god given meal. The crocs either watch in jealousy or venture out to tear off some body parts as well

tooth4tooth:
Na damage control. I am not received by their antics

Received or deceived??

You don’t know the difference between R and D.

Be careful.

Ganduje is a religious fanatic and I’m sure he wouldn’t contemplate putting a cross on the monument. The incumbent government is on a vendetta and knew that stoking up religious sentiments would get fellow religious bigots behind him.

That design in my opinion is a dagger or sword which Hausa-Fulani people carry with them all the time. The double horizontal lines on the so called cross is actually quillon of a sword.
The present government decided to see and interpret it the way their bigot minds made them to see.
Look at the distal end of the design. It’s pointed suggesting that it’s meant to be a kind of knife/weapon.

Emperormartin:
This woman will be jailed nothing less than 15yrs

If I had my way, she’ll hang till her obese body separates from her mean wicked face and head.

Martinsmine:
I have a friend in which his brother was slammed on the hip wit the down of a ak 47 gun. He survived d hit but the pain that guy was passing was much. This was the same drug he was giving to for a longtime but it was stopped because he was adviced to stop. He listened because fly way no they hear they follow dead body enter grave. But your own has don much damage do well to stop it.

I feel for your friend. He should go to the imaging department and have that hip scanned and X-rayed.

Zxcvbnmghtr:


Imagine if it is El-Rufai that said this.

El Rufai has said worse.

Imagine if Charley Boy said this about prophet Mohammed!

tsdarkside:
btw,op is a igbo guy....

Are you ok at all?

N3TRAL:
I support Arrewa!

Arrewa is DANDAUDU

Arrewa:
I am a straight dude with a passionate love for bobs, Asss and V.G

Bit I see nothing wrong in two Adult deciding to be Gay or whatsoever!!

Black people should focus on effective justice system, modern and scientific enlightenment, and modify our political system and civil service...

Be honest. You are Dandaudu.

Dandaudu has been practiced in the northern Nigeria before your great grand parents were born. Embrace what you are.

This is the first time I’m coming across a Dandaudu who hates south east Nigeria.

juman:
Some of those cars belong to him.
Some were "gift" from friends and state contractors.
Many heavy weight politicians get such car gifts.

You are correct. They were gifts to Matawalle and his family and I heard he plans to go into car business when he departs Zamfara state government house.

dustmalik:
Not that I am supporting anybody, but does it mean that all the cars in his compound belong to the government?

The cars don’t belong to the government. Matawalle acquired the vehicles for his children and 4 wives. This is witch hunt.

Matawalle has 33 children and 4 wives, plus himself. He deserve at least 3 cars and his 4 wives and children should have the rest. Zamfara state government should return the cars to the family and they should provide at least 10 more for Matawalle’s drivers and aides.

chibestjerry:
60% of people will fail this!
Which of the Glass has more water?
A?
B?
C?
D?

What’s the content of glass C? Battery or eraser(rubber)

LazzyBozz:
JEALOUSY

How old are you? I wouldn’t even touch her with a pole.
Too much of everything is bad. This is horror.

Wagwanbrethren:
These people and blaming APC for their woes! 🤣
These ones head correct at all. It's Elon musk's policy, wetin concern Tinubu there? 🤷‍♂️

There are also lots of ‘you people’ with multiple accounts posting under ‘ignorant and aggressive Obidients’ to make them look silly after all, isn’t the same people that believed that Jibril El Sudani live in Aso rock.

I knew the Nigerian police force is compromised. They work for the corrupt and highest bidder but I didn’t expect that error from them.

How can they use the term ‘Disobedients’?? This is shocking.
Justice is a mirage in Nigeria.

This is not to be celebrated. I think Hakim’s mother should’ve avoided the press or sought the advice of a seasoned solicitor before granting any interviews.

The woman should’ve kept quiet if she loved her son. I don’t think this admission will do her son much good.

dominique:
Stop assuming everybody is greedy and crooked like yourself. I have actually received a large sum of money I was not expecting and I never touched it. I told myself if the bank or the sender does not contact me, i will go to the bank myself to make a report. Turned out that my husband was doing contribution (ajo) with his colleagues and he told them to gather the money and send to my account because his ATM had expired and his account couldn't carry out online banking at the time. The money was 100% safe in my account and he was able to execute the projects he planned to with it.

I was once overpaid by almost 30k during my Jumia agent days and I returned the excess the moment they notified me. That you can spend the money erroneously transferred to you doesn't mean others can. Not everybody is a greedy criminal like yourself

I had to like this post because I believe there are lots of honest Nigerians who would not be tempted to disappear with other people’s money.

oliverwrites:
Similar thing happened to me last year, my writer called in distress that she was in labour, been a soft man I was very scared, transferred to her not knowing she sent me a wrong account, I assumed the name was that of her husband or a relative.

80K was sent to her. Hours later she did not get it and it was false labour, 3 days later still not received. Then I checked the account and forwarded it to her and the mistake was spotted. I called UBA, who in turn told me to call access.

They were wasting my time, I did a reverse search and found the guy on facebook, did a little bit of digging and found his phone number on nairaland, called him but he can't go to bank for 2 weeks due to banks been far from him ( Sokoto ).

Like 72 hours later I got a reversal, apparently someone came around who has a car. I offered him 40k, he rejected it.

I am sorry, I am not a religious bigot but he is a MUSLIM hence I got the money if it is my fellow Christian and under 30 ( from the guy's picture he is under 30 ) I can as well forget 90% of the time.

Some people will dispute the last part but it is my personal experience and I am a bonafide Christian.

It depends on one’s orientation and upbringing.
I am a Christian and I can’t swindle anyone or withhold anyone’s hard earned money.

I’ve never been to church in 2 years but I can never ever cheat anyone or dupe anyone of their money. If I see a billion dollars in my account, I’ll alert the bank cos I know it’s a mistake and I don’t believe churches or people who pray for mysterious alert on their bank accounts.

JASONjnr:
The POS agent is not intelligent at all....

First, move the money into a crypto wallet, untraceable....


Then relocate and close down the business...


Move out of that city to another city to start life.


Change name and get a new BVN, take a teen boy that has your resemblance to the BVN center and he will be captured with the new name and will capture for you, get a new phone number and link 5he new BVN to it ... Open a new account and start a new life.....


Convert the crypto back to cash and begin to enjoy your millions by investing it in a serious real estate business..

You have an evil and dubious mind.

Dino banking on Philippians 4:19 to swindle Kogi electorates. Interesting.

vanitybutiwanti:
Obidients are fools, watch as they swallow this fake news hook, line and sinker

Except the video was edited, the person I saw in he video was Wike. He must be drunk as usual in the video and probably confused and full of evil and mischief like you all.

PreyingMantis:
Who is cheering? The same people in this thread saying he should be the first person to be jailed by the Peter Obi Administration

Are you people just plain daft or simply programmed to regurgitate the same nonsense all the time?

The person you quoted is an I diot.

MASTAkiLLAh:
You guys should stop this nonsense, even a blind man will know this is an edited image

This is edited photo but even if it was a true photo of Tinubu, Simon Ekpa has proven himself to be a fool, very petty, deluded and despicable human being.
Any Igbo man entertaining him and his absurdities is confused as well. This is exactly what Nnamdi Kanu did with his ‘Jibril story. These people should stop embarrassing Igbos.

What’s so special about the T shirt? Why the Maldives promotion? Why not Eko with eyo masquerade? Why not Gashaka Gumti? Why not Obudu ranch? Why not Ogbunike cave? Why not Argungun festival T shirts?

seanwilliam:
Most women want son like Hakimi but they don’t want him as husband

I like the above. Welldone on that quote but I’m going to be biased and sexist…

All women want a son like Hakimi but they don’t want him as husband.

One of my uncles would be hailing Hakimi as a hero right now. He is normally a no nonsense and a very strong man but one Eve like that showed him pepper in the USA. Thank God he isn’t the killing type…He would’ve murdered lots of people.

engrrichie92:
Where please?
And does this include Land costs?

Of all these the comments here, this is the one that attracted you!!!

This is how people like you get scammed. You run away from reality to listen to con artists that say only what you want to hear.

OneCandleAway:
The way they pack these people like sheep sef. Can't they find ways to fight back.

To fight back, you’ll need a motivated and well armed security. The bandits lunch surprise attacks at people who are vulnerable, sporadic shooting causes panic and chaos especially amongst people who are not trained in the use of arms. Immediate reaction would be to escape. The bandits would be strategically positioned and some of those escaping would run into them.

It’s not easy to fight back. In the absence of a standing armed security. People need to be armed individually but this is not possible. He law forbids that and even if it is legal. Proliferation of arms would make the situation worse.

The police and military even with their inadequacies remain the best solution to combat banditry. Governors of states where this is rampant need to wake up.

AtikuNetwork:
What a minute. Who are the people 'liking' such a dumb post? Or is it bots that are responsible for that, because it doesn't make sense to me. Lunatics are just way too many on social media.

Ask Bayo Onanuga and the likes of Ffk. They are adult juveniles.

Jennyclay:
God forbid!!

God forbid!!

God forbid!!

Don’t bring God into this. That’s blasphemy. You might get married to one of them.