₦airaland Forum

Sweetlemon:
I just watched a hilarious edition of EL R8D on ebony life TV courtesy of EmmaohmyGod and Chigurl. There's this bitter after taste in my mouth because I realized that their sense of humour will most likely die a mysterious death when they become A-list stars. Why are our comedians like this?

I attended a wedding where Bovi was the MC. This was before he became popular. My goodness! We almost died of laughter! He presented us oven fresh jokes in the most unique manner. In fact, he was just something else. He soon became popular and even though he's still funny, (in fact, he's the only A-list star comedian that is still funny, and maybe AY) I have not enjoyed him the way I enjoyed before he became famous.

I have attended weddings/events with AY and basket mouth as MCs and I don't remember laughing even once. Maybe a smile here and there but no full blown laughter. AY is only funny in his shows, outside that, he's just there. But you won't believe it's the same guys that nearly cracked you to death during their hustling days. Even Julius Agwu is nothing to write home about at events. All they do now is charge outrageous fees just to show us their designer suits. Huh? Smh.

American comedians like Kevin Hart, Arsenio Hall, Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Robin Williams (RIP) still make us laugh hysterically. So why are our stars forming like this? Could it be the psychological effect of too must hustling? Whatever, someone should tell these guys that this really not a good way of going international.

Kevin Hart is funny Are you in your hustling stage of becoming a comedian?

Thanks for the iphone ad

And you wonder why Nigeria is not progressing anywhere, when you keep giving second chances to crap

kpolli:
Agreed, but would try 2015 soon

Tried 2015 and I have been enjoying it for the one week now... Though not as good as 2013 but wayyyy better than 2014

Yeske2:
What@OP said was figurative so forget it.

And my statement was also figurative... Putting Christmas lights outside doesn't make a place look like Vegas....

EyeKandy:
Hmmm.... SMH

What did I do now?

Las Vegas doesn't look this lame

imperiouxx:
lols..... maintaining a happy home is more than being buried by snow.

How are you doing sir. Sorry I just have the opportunity to read from where I stopped last.

Lol ok sir. I am good... Was just checking up on you.

Glocal1:
Can one have 3 sponsors, is it allowed?

You can have as many as you want but be wise... I had 3 statements because one is mine and two are from a parent labelled as household... So even if I had all my siblings and parents statement; it will be regarded as household/family

slimmy05:
I am talking about GTbank. The paper texture or quality GTbank used ain't different from the printout of my documents at the business centre. If you're talking about the letter head and the water mark, that's the only difference. You made mention of paper- the reason I needed further clarification.

I can not find my statements but if I remember well, the paper felt different... It wasn't A4 (that much I can remember) but it felt slightly different... I used 3 banks (mine, and my parents) and the textures felt different. But it's been 2 years +, I might be wrong

slimmy05:
I printed my bank statement three months ago and the paper is still not different from the printout I made. So which other paper do they use? Is it customized? I beg to differ on this.

I am not in anyway promoting agent please. You need to be genuine with any document you take to the embassy. The guy shouldn't bother wasting money, it's 10years away from US.

First what bank then I do not understand your counter statement.... Did you say the paper the bank used is not different or the one you printed is fake and it's different from the one the bank printed for you....

Because I do not expect the bank paper to be different either.... I know GTB's has a water mark on it... UBA too, dunno about the rest

dotman2460:
I quite agree with you on the fact that the VO "suspected" that the account was fake and hence took it to the back room to "confirm" if it was indeed a fake account.

Like you said, circumstances determines how the ban is issued out. I was not there and you were not there, my believe still remains the same. But there is a rule that applies to every applicant who's caught misrepresting facts, or not having strong ties with home country.

The guy got a 214b, and that means he still has the chance to reapply, whether or not he's issued/not issued in the future is inconsequential. I never said he WILL be issued the next time he applies. But to say he was banned permanently or for 10 years, is what I do not agree with.

Concerning your area bro, he used a hacked credit card to apply to school or embassy? If school, how come the embassy is denying him based on issues he has with the school? If embassy (a Nigerian applicant), not sure you can pay with credit card for your visa.

So please come up with a different example.

When you have time, please paste the links here.

Do you know anyone that was informed immediately that he/she has been banned for 10yrs?

These people do not tell you this so that you keep applying and giving them money....

If they do not tell you outright the reason for a rejection, do you think they will state "you've been banned"

A GTB CS once told me how the embassy can detect a fake statement from the paper used itself... Well I do not pity anyone who uses agents nor uses fake documents... He ripped what he sowed so he can keep applying and improving the american economy with drops

Idazbawz:
haha... Nothing do u... Shey na Latino,Asian,Spanish or German you want?

Bros na so them plenty for your hand? Mix a bit of each for me

zeezahbee:
help ke, i was referring to those coming to school in houston , seems i am the only one here. how have u been? were in houston are u coming ?

You're joking right? I know almost 50 (exaggeration) Nigerians schooling in Houston alone... I normally stay at Westheimer or near UH

Idazbawz:
you mean how can she help you?

O ga ooo, I thought she wanted us to bring something from outside Houston to her.... So it's the other way around?

Madam!!!! How can you help me @zeezahbee?

And Broda @Idazbawz, please custom make one Michigan babe for me, that's where I am spending christmas

zeezahbee:
is anyone coming to Houston this spring or probably fall

I might be for winter/spring, how can we help you?

@Imperiouxx, oga! Are you still buried under snow?

Keep lying

DrCaleb:
Hi room
Don't you think telling the consular u have a girlfriend or u ar engaged even if you are not is a strong home tie? I feel dey would believe u would want to come back cos of being in a relationship.

Bro, The consular already knows about the Jezebels waiting for you in America, so that's not a good home tie

The person that reinstated Keshi

But where is the fight? Those comments don't look like a fight

happywife:
I need advice on how to cope with a cheating husband.

I have always suspected that my husband was cheating on me but confirmed it recently when i found some condoms were missing from our home n his bank statement showed payment for a hotel when i was away on a short trip .when i confronted him his stories ranged from his friend took it to i was mistaken in my counting n to i went to the room but changed my mind n left without doing anything. but his behaviour showed he was sorry for about 2 weeks then back to normal. problem now is i cant bring myself to trust him n my love for him is reducing daily.when he comes home late from work or doesn't take my calls all i can think about is that he is with another woman. To be honest it's killing me slowly cos i find myself calling him n quarrelling with him constantly.

I dont think i can leave him cos he cheated on me cos lets face it most men do i just need advice on how to cope with my emotions cos i m soo unhappy n its affecting every area of my life . Sometimes i feel like paying him in his own coin but i m a one man kind of babe.

I just want to concentrate on my kids now but how do i cope with being suspicious all d time n being jealous n bitter n a whole lot of emotions thats killing me.

Sorry ma'am, most men don't do it..... When you start giving this excuse, you open yourself up to be cheated on....

If it was a guy decamped for slapping a girl, all of you would say well done....

Hiss

HugeCock:
The only good thing about it is that they've reverted to their normal pes style gameplay. D graphics are awesome too. Apart from that, they're just fifa wannabes. The faces are fifalike (if you know wat i mean) jonny evans looks like wes brown. Van persie looks like a school girl. Ronaldo somehow has a fat head. Di maria looks like dracul. It goes on and on. And they should change commentators. They've been using jon champion & jim beglin for 6years now. I've decided to stick wit pes2013. To me dats d best they've made.

Agreed, but would try 2015 soon

Not possible because it means you're in love with the person but not sexually attracted to the person.... Once again, it is not possible

EyeKandy:
Lol. You've started again. You don't know how deep a woman's mind is. Just because she was silent, doesn't mean this dude wasn't selfish.

For month's mba!!!! I don't agree

YorubaJesus:
I asked a friend what he thinks and he said she's looking for a way or an excuse to break up which I find it hard to believe but don't know what else to think.

This may be painful to accept but I think your friend is very right....

She didn't bring this up immediately, she brought this up much later.... She got a new richer dude, and is looking for the flimsiest excuse to run and has found it... Bro, take heart.... Let her go

EyeKandy:
If we close our legs, we'll be just fine.

You females know that isn't possible.... You want it more than we guys do

jidestroud:
Firstly, i feel so stupid and used.
okay, the real story is this, I promised my girlfriend (Now ex) a Samsung Note 3 phone for her birthday. Luckily for me at my place of work, the cooperative had the same phone up for pick up. As a guy who is deeply in love and knows that giving is part of maintaining a healthy relationship, i decided to pick up 2 Samsung Note 3 at the rate of N130,000 to be paid over a period of 12 months. Good news, the birthday came and i delivered.
Bad news, just 2days after my warm heart gift to her, she BROKE UP WITH ME. REASON: She doesn't see a future, blah blah blah...family issues, cultural differences.
i'm in the second month of my payment now. still paying for my Ex phone.

Advice: Can I ask her for the phone back? i feel cheated. (To make matters worse, she even uses her new bobo as Dp's on her bbm, for a phone i'm still going to be indebted for the next 10 months.

SHOULD I GET MY PHONE BACK?

Due to the circumstances surrounding this phone.... Maturity has nothing to do with collecting the phone back....

If you paid outright for it, then I would have said leave it but as broke up 2 days later and then you are paying gbese on a phone. Plus she even has a new bobo meaning she had him before you broke up....

Ogbeni collect that phone, the new bobo should be the "matured" one

EyeKandy:
Can't believe I'm up at 2.am reading this. LOL.

Read this thread in it's entirety!! All 11 pages. Quite interesting!!

SMH

imperiouxx:
lols. I'm continuing with a medical program (PA) and it requires taking one and half semester of prerequisites at the undergrad level.

Most of the credits I've already had from my BS and MS but psychology, sociology and human anatomy and physiology I've never done before and I must take with distinction to get in.

It's crazy... hmmm? The only problem is that those courses will soon suffer humiliation

Nice one bro

imperiouxx:
Thanks. I don't need the high school transcript anymore.

I've been told today that my BS and MS is good for me to take the undergrad psy and soc prerequisites.

Egbon you wan start college afresh?

sunnyprof:
Biko, there is nothing wrong in picking a car at that stage. Who told you that student do not have a laptop already?
Even if she gave that car to her parents' use, it will be an accolade around her. What we are saying here is the 'value' of the award package.
N3m and N100k are not the same. simple maths.

If that's how you think then I am sorry for you.......You need a better mentality to be rich

fighalo:
see ur mouth "will the university pay for the car maintenance?".
will the university pay for the laptop's subscription?.. you only see what they gave to them individually. u dnt see wat coms afterwards. dat miss unilag done turn celeb bro, she's a model, more endorsements, more socialisation with people of great calibre. what that scholar went to skul 4(money), d beauty queen is already getting it.. just dae check adverts, u go soon see her.. close to 2mil per advert .. oga open ur eyes.
Note: am not against education.. buh d truth must b told man...

First of all, this whole story is fake because I know the Unilag I went to, they will NEVER give anyone a car.... It was the sponsors of the pageant who gave the car out and they have brought a statement stating this....

But if you were in the shoes to choose btw a car and a laptop and you went for a car at that stage in your life then bro you're stupid...