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TravelRe: Crashed Plane Carrying Agagu's Remains (Video) by Kslib(m): 2:47pm On Oct 03, 2013
Codedrock: EX GOVERNOR's BODY FOR THAT MATTER.. I AM SORRY MR AGAGU, IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS.. like this post if you are really sorry for him&fannily..
Bros,your plan no go work.. sad sad
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LiteratureRe: Short Story Competition by Kslib(m): 2:40pm On Oct 03, 2013
Abu Mikey: #word
lol..


Every competition dey make frontpage..

NL's Poet competition..
Mr Nairaland..
Mrs Nairaland..
NL's men's wooing challenge..
NL's women's wooing challenge.

I sure say this one sef go make FP..lol grin
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LiteratureRe: Short Story Competition by Kslib(m): 2:33pm On Oct 03, 2013
**clears throat***
Erm **Adjusts bow tie to allow him breathe well**

I think the short stories posted so far should at-least make FrontPage na.. That should be enough compensation for those who put in effort to write something down..
I hope this isn't too much to ask,considering the fact that this is also a competition no matter how small it looks..

The 15contestants will be gingered/motivated by the Negative and positive comments they'll receive from a larger audience..

Mynd,do something..
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TravelRe: VIDEO: How The Plane Crashed In Lagos (Ikeja) by Kslib(m): 1:50pm On Oct 03, 2013
iterator25: [size=28pt]Remove this thread from the front page at once! That'z a US cargo plane that crashed earlier this year[/size]
But i see one aboki with white Baban Riga dey run for the vidoe na. Even the jaga jaga Truck that sped past the scene looks so African..
Well,i might be wrong though.
Mods,make una dey do una job na..
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TravelRe: VIDEO: How The Plane Crashed In Lagos (Ikeja) by Kslib(m): 1:49pm On Oct 03, 2013
Geeez!!! My world..

See how the plane lost it's balance and plunged downwards.. cry cry
LiteratureRe: Single Lady by Kslib(m): 1:20pm On Oct 03, 2013
Guns? Wheew!!! shocked shocked
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LiteratureRe: Nigerian Story - Chocolates And Sushi by Kslib(m): 10:16am On Oct 03, 2013
C'est moi:
Hiyah! How have u been?
Been Good,and you? wink
LiteratureRe: Nigerian Story - Chocolates And Sushi by Kslib(m): 1:42am On Oct 03, 2013
Ghen Ghen Ghen!!!!

For the very last time,i just hope Dayo isnt the man who ffucked Yemi's potential wife some time back? but if he ends up being the one, then Bisi and pedro na history ...

I used the word ffuccked on purpose because waking-up to the constant reminder that your dad not only ffucked but was your wife's first intimate partner(a..k..a the man who saw the promise land first) is disgusting as the word "ffucked" as used by me in that context..
Fun facts:
Yemi's dad be like "Hey son,i hit it first"..

Bisi be like "Yemi,your dad does it better than you"..

Bisi's kids be like "Mum,so your first child was grand-dad's"?

Yemi be like "My wife is not good in bed" AND yemi's dad be like "Son,i dont really know what happened over the years but the last time i tasted bisi,she was damn good"..

Bisi be llke "Yemi,i dont have feelings for your dad,but you know he was my first and i cant easily forget him"

Geez!!!! Lemme stop before @glowing vex for me..lol BUT chai,Pedro don suffer for life sha..
Guess his old man agrees with the school of thought which states that "Na papa dey chop remain for pickin"... cry cry
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LiteratureRe: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by Kslib(m): 1:16am On Oct 03, 2013
*wipes sweat from fore-head**

Finally caught up..
Damn, too bad i just got to read this today,and the nominations thread has also been closed.. sad sad
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LiteratureRe: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by Kslib(m):
Ok,no need Pm,repo..
Just read it on your blog but why did you yank off the other story from the other thread na? The one who awaits

Guess i'll have to visit your blog to read it then..
Good work mrs babe... wink
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LiteratureRe: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by Kslib(m): 8:01pm On Oct 02, 2013
Wow!!! Fantastic work,mrs repo..

I just started reading this today and i'm currently on page 35 BUT i cant help but pinch myself for missing the scene that Kite told Ise to make love to her.... cry cry

My curiosity has kicked in, and i cant continue this story without reading that scene,HELL NO!!! angry angry

@Repo,how can i get it? On your blog or should i PM you? wink
Reading has been paused for now.. sad
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TV/MoviesRe: TV/Movies Chat Room - "THE CINEMA GUEST LOUNGE" by Kslib(m): 11:57am On Oct 02, 2013
Where is that my guy sef? I just downloaded the first episode of Homeland's third season "Tin man is down"..
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So happy,at-least something will keep me busy later in the day.. grin grin
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SportsRe: Ogenyi Onazi Captures Mugger And Hands Him Over To Police by Kslib(m): 9:38am On Oct 02, 2013
Niceee..
Atleast a Nigerian caught a thief this time around and not the normal "A Nigerian caught doing this,doing that"..
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Good one Onazi..
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LiteratureRe: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by Kslib(m): 8:17am On Oct 02, 2013
Still following..
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CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke Was Paid 16 Million Naira To Creat A Stunt In Tb Joshua Church --nadia by Kslib(m): 8:12am On Oct 02, 2013
Like seriously?
Later,they'll will start crying 'foul play' and 'victim' when people say they hate(ok,"dislike with passion" should be the right word) bloggers..

Well,it aint no one's fault cos what do you expect when people like the OP are busy doing what they know how to do best "spread yeye un-cooked smell smell news wey no get head or tail"...
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LiteratureRe: BROTHER AND Sisters:the Story Of A Lowself Esteemed Introvert Geek And Loner... by Kslib(m): 8:01am On Oct 02, 2013
John na real Jew man...
Make im papa peel im nyash with 100 strokes of koboko abegi..
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LiteratureRe: Nigerian Story - Chocolates And Sushi by Kslib(m): 10:03pm On Oct 01, 2013
@glowing,la work la brilliante..
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LiteratureRe: An Evening With Eva (2013 Triple Award Winner in Crime. Thriller. Action.) by Kslib(m): 8:45pm On Oct 01, 2013
Hehe!!! Sean don chop liver.. Nice..

All thanks to seun,his censoring and mods who scan for intimate scenes with hawk-like eyes,kaye didnt have the liberty to go into details and break-down how sean and bimbo intertwined and traveled to the land of um-imaginable ecstasy.. embarassed embarassed

I think the rules need to reviewed,writers should be given the go-ahead to atleast add some little intimate scenes to spice up their work..
And for the records,i'm not on heat... grin
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@kaye,la work la excellente,brilliante..
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CelebritiesRe: Patrick Obahiagbon And Afrocandy On Jim Iyke's Deliverance by Kslib(m): 4:00pm On Oct 01, 2013
prof e.o.o:
. Hu d hell are u to call someone a fool? If u're having problems with d man's big grammars,y nt call him 4 tutorials? By d way everybody has a right to his opinion. Nobody has d right to infringe on other peoples privacy,bt when it becomes public,people will surely talk. Matter of salvation should b̶̲̥̅̊
a personal thing not what they tell d whole world and expect us to b̶̲̥̅̊
mute abt it. Period!!!!!!!!
#No offense## But my subconscious will raise my hand against my will and give my face a very dirty slap if i dare say "this post of yours makes even the smallest of sense"..
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LiteratureRe: Secrets Of the gods by Kslib(m): 3:44pm On Oct 01, 2013
Confirm update frank..
The heat is getting hotter..
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LiteratureRe: An Evening With Eva (2013 Triple Award Winner in Crime. Thriller. Action.) by Kslib(m): 3:18pm On Oct 01, 2013
Get well soon..
Hope say the beating wey dem give sean no affect you via bluetooh ooo? lol
Kay,rest well.
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CelebritiesRe: Patrick Obahiagbon And Afrocandy On Jim Iyke's Deliverance by Kslib(m):
Hon Patrick or whatever he calls himself is an iddiot.. I never saw myself calling a man who is as old as being my dad an idiiot,but what do you expect me to say to an old man who thinks big english is the solution to every issue.. I dont really know the motive behind this tweet of his but i suspect it's a cheap move to garner more followers on twitter..

This is a sensitive issue and i see no reason why this man should even say anything publicly about it.. Why cant he keep his bloody opinion to himself...

Talking about Tb Joshua:
I see no reason why people keep attacking the man.. I dont know if Tb Joshua's miracle are fake or real cos i am in no bloody position to say but all i have to say is;
1.. What more do Nigerians want? This man has healed many people with problems free of charge.. He has saved many sick people from the cold hands of death by curing their ailments..
This man is doing what our redundant health sector has been ignoring for decades..

2.. Pls can the conspiracy theorists tell why Tb joshua will seat down,scratch his head and say "Viola,we need to pay certain actors to fall under the anointing?
For christ's sake,the man is already known globally.. Prominent people all over Africa and the world visit him..
Who da ffuck is Jim Iyke and of what use will Jim Iyke's deliverance be to him or his already mammoth ministry?
Everybody in Nigeria knows Tb Joshua and the works he has been doing..
What does he needs Jim Iyke for? To increase his already millions of members or what exactly?

Honorable Patrick is a honorable fool and to say i am disappointed in him is the least i can say.. Atleast this mumuish comment of his that lacks thought and reeks of stupendous stupidity has proven that he belongs to the class of Nigerians who think big english has anything to do with brain power..

As afro candy,i have nothing to say cos i never expected any less stupidity from that one..

Lastly,i m in no position to say if Tb joshua's miracle are fake or not, but the man has helped millions of people in Nigeria and there is nothing any conspiracy theorist or group of theorists can do about that..
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Nigerians and their wahala.. When someone helps, they complain and accuse.. When they are ignored,they curse...
Wetin una want? Geeez!!!

All the Patricks who belong to the clan of Obiaghon's should forgive my typos.. No time to spell-check..

All izz stiil well!
LiteratureRe: Short Story Competition by Kslib(m): 2:21pm On Oct 01, 2013
Just a suggestion:.
There are 15 stories and we have 8 judges..

Each judge should pick his or her top5 stories,top 7 or how many finalists they want in the final round..
After that,mazi or whoever will pick those with the highest nominations to go to the finale..
If there is a tie btw two or more than two contestants,the 8 judges will cast their vote again.
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LiteratureRe: Short Story Competition by Kslib(m): 2:12pm On Oct 01, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: Every Judge chooses 1 story from the 15 stories we have- clear?

8 people with highest scores automatically makes it to the finals.

From the 7 left out, we choose 4, with the highest score.

The remaining three are out totally!

The selected four will each write another short story.

Then the public will vote for their best story from those four stories, the 2 with the highest votes will make it to the final round, join the 8, to make it ten, then we do the proper final round as planned.
Lmao!!!
You wan kee person? Stop rough play joor? embarassed embarassed
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