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dignity33:
Former Aviation minister Mr. Femi Fani-Kayode receives rousing welcome from his supporters as he returns home after his defection from PDP to APC.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JozTdhNMfgA



https://www.instagram.com/p/CUDZinRDIvk/?utm_medium=copy_link

So this idiot don arrange crowd for him eye own now bah?
Ok oooo continue

Sharon6:
Hahahahahahahahaaaaahaha

Lot's of people respects their marriage vows in the states tho

Your right, but Pastors don't too much hold on people like it is in naija

Sharon6:
I watched the video last night and I couldn't stop laughing. A community penis will still leave to his side chick's house after dropping the family at home from the church for his regular Sunday dose.

So his boss if female will smell like excreta, his colleagues at work will smell like poo, the food seller will smell like shiiiit? Haba na!

Smell like excreta my foot when we have nice and tantalising scents for female that will make you smell like Beyonce. Read the thread on my SIGNATURE to know more.

I love your sincerity of opinion on the video,that can only happen in a country like naija, church is business.
Let that pastor come pray such here in the state and smell his own butt.

[quote author=Herdeynikeh95 post=105886222]use people dat do this job next time. This wud av cost u less, may b 40k or more less...
I think I ve moved a tok from lag to ph sometime July and I didn't spend a dime on custom not to talk of police nor army.. I was lucky though... I picked some police service commission (psc) workers at the tollgate ,they did most of the clearing while I clear some too... The hardest was delaying me for upto a mins or 2min, the rest are just go go go go...e still get secret Sha but no b wetin I go talk here[/quote]


I admire your courage but the bolded part is what I still find hard to believe among we Nigerians, how difficult is it for you to share your knowledge on how someone else could benefit/go about it next time without going through those thieves in uniform again ,was what I expect you share with the public.
Na naija we dey sha,share, wahala

Juliusdaughter:
Let me just start somewhere
Growing up as an introvert was difficult cos I guess my mum didn't understand my quite personality, she talks about how I am not 'sharp' how I am not fashionable and whatever else she cannot really relate to. I am in my mid 20s now and she still insults me when she is in the mood.
It's funny how I am the only child she insults so much, I am her first born. I left my former work place due to Corona last year and I've been home since. I have trained as a tailor tho I don't have a shop or customer base yet.

She insulted me tonight again for cooking dinner late, she said why should I finish cooking dinner by past 7? Called me names and all that. Its been over a year that she went to the market last because I now do that, I make breakfast and dinner, I don't keep late night, I barely go out, yet she finds reason to talk me down.

She has started to insult my fiancé now too, she says he is poor and cannot take care of me, what has he achieved for himself? And the reason she isn't much against us is because she doesn't know if he will have money tomorrow. He isn't even jobless, it's just unfortunate that government don't pay their workers on time.

I don't have a single emotional connection with her, I have tried and I have failed. I think it's time to move out of the house and start my tailoring business. I don't have the finance to rent a shop and a house separately, so I want to rent a room and parlor and make it both my living and work space. Is this a good move? I cannot function properly in this house anymore.
How do I build my customer base from working in the house?

I will only comment on business side of you.
Put up whatever you made on social media and start from there

Stankovic22:
Good evening nairalanders!

This is what happened. A friend of mine who is like a brother to me and has impacted my life positively in every way bought a new car. We work together and live in the same neighborhood so we go-to work together.

It happens that I do sit in front with him always while the third guy stays at the back. So today, on our way back from work, the wife called for him to come pick her and when we got close and stuck in traffic, I decided to vacate the front seat and move to join the other guy at the back but while trying to go my friend was like guy where u dey go... I say I wan create space for Iyawo and he was like Wetin dey worry u, sit down jor but I insisted and went to the back.

So when we beat the traffic and picked up the wife she was like why is the front seat vacant and my friend said... He left the seat for u... The wife was like, please its wrong, that I shouldn't have left.

I was like its your space and I felt it was the right thing to do, to join my other guy at the back before we get to you.

People was I wrong to have vacated the seat?

This is only up for discussion in naija

NuCypher:
I have to say that Nigerian girls are about the most entitled lot in foreign countries. My experience with this bunch of people is, what can I say, completely underwhelming. Like what are you feeling like? This is what I also hear from some of my friends who are here in the US and Canada, and based on their experiences, they have decided to not touch Nigerian girls with a long spoon. This then is why most of them are very lonely in these countries. What are the problems you ask?

1. They believe they are the ones to "give" you sex. And that after having sex with them, you should show committment. I mean, biatch, you enjoyed it too. And I was working myself out for you to enjoy this session. What do you mean you "gave" me sex?
2. They expect to say "yes" first before you guys starting dating. After some romance here and there, the next question is "what are we?" Really? Okay, we are the world! I mean, come on!, you are in a foreign country, not Nigeria. Wake up, madam.
3. Once you say "hi" to them, they start to think you have ulterior motives. Just "hi" o! Nothing else. Abeg, madam, na your textbook I wan borrow o. I no even get interest. Yet, they start strutting up and down , thinking you have an agenda.
4. When, or rather if by some miracle, you get their number and start talking to them, they expect that you should be the one buzzing all the time, asking after them, checking up on them, in other words attention! Like you are not a human being yourself who needs to be checked up on. And when you don't bother to text them regularly, they just don't look your side anymore, don't even care if you are dead. This attitude is something they have imported from Nigeria, and only God knows how far they have taken it in the west.

In short, some of the most archaic dating practices is what they have stuck in their head. Somebody needs to tell them the truth. Little wonder, most naija guys here don't even look their side anymore. I have extrovert friends who are sexually active and who will tell you for free that they will never touch a naija girl. Very sad.

The strange part of this whole thing is that if the guy involved is not Nigerian, come and see how these girls will be running up and down to check up on the guy and act totally non-Nigerian. This part is something I'm still trying to understand.

Anyways, Naija girls una need to wake up. Unless una go grow old for Yankee without boyfriend and husband.

You are very right, i can attest to some of your points base on personal experience.
I have made up my mind long ago,infact even the older ones without papers self dey do shakara ooo,maybe dem dey wine me ni, I no know .

sparko1:
Which is more durable, easy to maintain, fuel efficient and better.

I don't want to comment because I know some NLanders knows more than the manufacturers of those automobile.

I still don't understand why Nigerians aren't worried about the maintenance and repair instead of which car is good or not,in my opinion non of those cars are bad but having the right mechanic who knows about those cars should be our focus in my opinion.

You have bad roads and other dilapidated infrastructure and here you are asking which car is good or bad,which car doesn't break down when not properly taken care of?

I smh

LOGICALKEN:
So I met this lady in 2019 through a mutual friend, after few weeks of getting to meet her we started dating. She is 29 and I’m 31. She’s based in Benin where she works and I am in Lagos.

The agreement was that after our wedding she will join me in Lagos which she agreed. Our relationship has been going on smoothly which made me do the introduction January this year and I’ve told her the wedding will be by January next year, which she knows I am making adequate preparation to that effect. I even had to get involved in a monthly contribution of 30k which is done in her workplace, I told her she should collect 2 slots so we can save enough for the wedding. She has never made any financial request that i did not grant.

Just two months ago she started acting all weird, I have asked her what the problem was and she would say nothing. She stopped picking my calls and told her parents I offended her, I called her to know what my offense was and she said I should forget. God knows I have never deliberately done anything to upset her. Just yesterday morning she called to tell me she is done with the relationship which left me so confused and devastated. I have already paid for cow and all the wines we will use for the wedding and now she has called it off.

Please nairalanders what could possibly be my offense? I have thoroughly searched my heart and I can’t seem to remember when I offended her.

You just dodge a real bullet, just go and use those things you purchase for celebration of life, without stress God just help you offload some future stress with no DNA palava

[quote author=wwwihy post=105494639]https://punchng.com/comedian-nedu-says-ex-wifes-alleged-infidelity-exposed-by-dna-test/

DNA result posted by Nedu on his instagram handle[/quote]I wish this new trend of paternity test could be reverse to some of our mothers and fathers in the days of old, shaiii wahala go dey oooo

juman:
The exercise is to remove Ayirimi Emami.

Period!!!!!!!
He plays his card badly during the obaship tursle

Speeddial:
The American visa is ready and having a job that pay $400 monthly.

Take the American visa and travel to the US? Or stay in Nigeria and take 400k monthly permanent Job.

Which option is best?

I was in the same shoes 4yrs ago,I choose the latter and no regrets whatsoever, don't ask how but am better off now

Mikelarteta:
Ayiri don buy market

I thought same too.

He was uninstrumental to the enthroned new king,and may pay dearly for his actions

faste:
He is trying to sympathize with the people,but he is part of the problem.

Exactly

duro4chang:
I think the man is saying the truth.

He is part of the problem, he's just saying what people want to hear to exonerate himself but how long he's gonna do that I don't know.

All of them are same

ogododo:
No be only finished. He done finished.

Breeze don blow fowl yarnsh don dey open small small,na the monster wey the military dem self dey nurse don mature now

AutoChick4U:
He's Dead. Do I go to his grave to call him up?
Be kind pls

But what both families of yours.

ijustdey:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/we-have-agreed-on-seven-out-of-10-requests-made-to-twitter-says-lai-mohammed/

Lai lai baba Lori iro.

We all know say nah safe face approach.

SeaTrade:
Have been very busy all through today trying to fix some things,

So after all that ,decided to go to coldstone to grab some ice cream to calm my head.
Seated inside,wasn't so pleased while I was having it because I saw a lot of things I don't like.

1) Parents pampering unruly children. If you carry that behaviour come close to me I will give you a stern warning infront of your parents regardless the outcome.

2) Treating maids like subhumans. Nigerians are very fond of this, like it's so easy to spot the maid amongst them because usually they cloth them in rags,their hair always turn to baobab tree under their watch whereas their kids always look fly and fresh,they are being talked to so rudely and with so much authority whereas their kids who might probably amount to nothing in life are always spoon-fed and get the best treatments,seated at different tables even though they came together, atleast the one I see today them try buy am ice cream sha

Anyways,got uncomfortable with the whole environment and left.

Got to my car,a kid (10-12yrs)approached me and asked me for food money or something ,didn't respond as I usually never do cos I really don't like begging ,but then as I was about to leave ,I asked the boy why he doesn't get a small job instead rather than beg?
His response shocked me till now.
He told me if I could buy him a box of pure water to sell,that I will not see him there again begging.

Was dumbfounded as I didn't expect that kind of a response from him considering his age and also I thought he was one of those career beggars.

I wanted to give him cash but didn’t have any,I told him I will come back,and left.
Now I wanted to go and withdraw and give him cash but on a second thought, I said why don't I go and get him those wares instead rather than hand him cash?Atleast he will have to work to sell them off to generate cash from it ,which will teach him some principles of money atleast.

Went to the closest store, bought Ten 12bottles/pack bottled water ,load up and head back there.

Looked for him a bit around and later found him sitting helplessly,hopelessly,aimlessly on a culvert looking very frustrated mehn,probably thought I won't come back.That thought still never commot from my head like this.
Anyways,handed them over to him,advised and encouraged him a little,asked how he was gonna refrigerate them?

He said there are some abokis in his street that can do that for him and he will pay them small money.
Asked how he was gonna sell?He said he will take them to pleasure park tomorrow to sell.Was impressed at his sharpness tbh..he had answers to all I was asking even though he was shivering a bit cos he was intimidated or something.

Wished him well,help carry them close to the road,before I could turn to head home ,he had already moved them to the median of the road and I think I saw him counting the bottles or so ,couldn't figure as I passed fast,
Reached a turn,turned again to go add his inventory but dude was already gone.Damn!
Anyways make we dey see...just make we dey see.

I think Nigerian Parents, the church and religion are the reason why children are still experiencing this kind of suffering at this point in humanity.

Felt really bad today mehn,really bad.
It's to be selecting the ones that want to hustle from them and help and leave the career beggars alone .

Children only,no old person.

Please if you can locate that boy,I would love to bless him more.

Thanks

dnawah:
but will that money still be useful?since the usa prints new money from time to time.

Yes very useful, they have some old print in circulation here,even when you use the ATM we sometimes still get old bills included in our withdrawal.

But we don't know how old those bills found might be.

Baawaa:
Dangote is one of Nigeria problem

Everyone knows but nepotism and regional tribalism won't let people speak up/out

smile11s:
Mine was $1.7m like seriously. You go fear America

Mine wasn't that much but fear grip me when I saw my bills in mail box. $758k

But ,I was able to approach some NGO that help me pay almost %95 am struggling with remaining %5 now.
Lolz

iwaeda:
https://gazettengr.com/n8-million-bribe-i-acted-as-debt-collector-for-hushpuppi-says-abba-kyari/?

This slowpoke,na bornu state he go retire las las.
Very daft/dumb and unintelligent, super cop my foot.
Going on social media to say anything maybe his undoing.

Monogamy:
Which means we have only been reading Hush puppy and FBI story alone

Technically yes,but I fear the parties involved may not want to come out at the moment for fear of arrest by the feds or getting killed in other to frustrate the entire case all together.
You know naija nah

Monogamy:
We only read about Hushpuppy statement.

We are even yet to read from Vincent the guy that was claimed to be arrested on behalf of Hush to corroborate with the story.

Hushpuppy has suddenly become a reverend father, that his version of the story is reliable enough to prosecute others without hearing from them..

Am afraid guy Vincent would want come out to say something now,he might be killed in other to frustrate the whole case.
He could have gone into hiding now

ijustdey:
Ibrahim Abunna, a member of the House of Representatives, threw wads of Naira at men, women and elderly.



https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/476437-outrage-as-nigerian-lawmaker-caught-on-video-throwing-money-at-constituents.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQIZUYOIOGo

God please just help us use earth quake or anything supernatural to split Nigeria �� abeg

Tinubuadvocate:
Please let us put sentiment aside and let us deliberate on this statement. However do you think this statement make any sense ?

Bubu can't give what he doesn't have

GoodIsGod:
You dey mind these guys?

FBI fit wait on your case for Ten Years. The day Dem go burst you, you go think say na lightning strike you.

FBI
CIA
Israeli Secret Service

Don't joke with them.

Please tell them,they can even wait till eternity. They won't mind passing the case file through successive officer's until he's brought to book.

Maybe the officer that will catch him is still at high school now and studying but time will tell.

IGBOSON1:
In Nigeria....let him venture out to a sane country (not the likes of Kenya), and we’ll see how far!

Thanks for enlighten that punk.

Incase they don't know,it might take a while but he will be nailed if he's found wanting and before I forget FBI won't mention you without concrete evidence, let's see how this goes.
I know he will be shielded for now but not for long except he remains in naija for ever.

thundafire:
Kyari has put his hands in the cooking pot,he will never travel to US

He sure won't, that would spell doom for him.

He's under watch even outside of United States, except in naija.

bablon20:
When did Nigeria police station become a branch of UPS or NIPOST or POS center? Why didn't d tailor have the consignment sent to hushpuppy directly? I smell rat. No be Nigerian police wey I know? I'm not expecting Kyari to come out and claim it is true he collected money from the fraudster. How many distress calls from common man have they attended to?

Gbam !!!!!!!!!

Time will tell,I just hope hushppupy won't spill the bean when its dawn on him in jail over the time and some super heroes names won't end up in FBI s file as part of plea deal for jail term reduction .