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Paapii boss I've missed you on WhatsApp o.... Saw your comment now and was glad you're back

anastasius:
Can one download SPSS software online?

Yes... But you must be really smart with your download. What you will come across are sites mostly offering trial version with 14 days. With intelligent search you can get a good link to download from

BESTScientist1:
Cut off GFs, many are parasitic

Funny but true

Wow, this awesome thread has reached its 100th page. Glad we are helping each other out here.

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It's mind-boggling seriously.
Astronomic rise in prices of essential commodity, with no commensurate increase in salaries.
But we will all be fine sha

bamdexfarms:
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You gained a follower!
This is on point

robosky02:
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How will the E-Naira work. Need enlightenment here o
Well done for shunning our home-made fintech coys o. Nigeria my kauntry

Can we say they are ungun known men?
R.I.P. to him

goodheart02:
His aura alone crashed the site. This is so orgasmic

Na so

Orange is gradually growing on lemon tree
R.I.P. man

This people are going to blow up their country.

It happens to be 3 Idiots

Hypocrisy keep you there
Wakanda law is this? That spare the wealthy and victimize the poor... Violating people's right at will.
The wealthy = The leader?
Haha, come off it

alvincruse:
MOD Please ban this guy. His name is Samuel and uses different monikers to to post his adverts. He is a serial scammer and I fell victim. After Writing more than a hundred articles for him, he blocked me just because I requested for Money to take care of my health because the work is very tasking. Many innocent people have also fell victim. Freqit7@gmail.com is the email to his real Nairaland account. It will never be well with you and your generation Samuel Edafe. Keep hiding, we will soon track you down

MOD, can you please attend to this?
Shadiness of this proportion should not be allowed to be deeply rooted online and offline.

BabbanBura:
I always talk am, our Naija ladies need to get their lazy ass from sleeping, watching series, making up, partying etc and work for their own money so relationship won't be poverty alleviation program for them instead a healthy mutually beneficial affair

You can say this again... and again please.
E tire me for them

Dim08:
Obasanjo is so bold, wise and smart with a touch of comic.

I could not believe I watched the full video.

I also salute the boldness and stance of Femi Falana. Na correct lawyer you be.
This was when Nigeria had a President though egocentric, yet he established institutions to help develop the country.

I know one day, those in govt today will stand before an impartial judge and be served their rightful judgement

Yea, the egocentrism was obvious.

nairavsdollars:
But Obasanjo later angrily left saying he was being insulted

This is not true though. Didn't you watch the part Justice Oputa asked if anyone has any question for him.
He was even asked if he had any other thing to say and he addressed the panel.

immortal2:
Joe Biden, the fore runner of the anti-Christ is a puppet. He does not even know what he saying.

When people write your speech, then the content of that speech is not that of the speaker but that of the writer.

These Demon-crats are hardcore communist on a global scale.

So, Donald Trump is no more the forerunner of the anti-christ? Ok, continuu

Ronaldp the site crasher
G.O.A.T

No be fufu be that?

Wait, am I seeing a full crab?

arthurwillia:
yes boss
Na consultant for college of medicine baba mi

Yes, you're right

arthurwillia:
Grillo family in Nigeria are brainiacs, just like Prof Grillo in OAU, no be mannabbq-grill-o

Your head is there. Prof. Grillo used to be popular in OAU then. Pharmacy or medicine I think

Wow. Should we say vision 2040

So this baba's full name is Raufulai. God is wonderful.

Raalsalghul:
Thanks!

Welcome

Sheriman:
Nigerians we don't push for any improvement or any better changes as far as the something does not stop putting food on our table. We are very comfortable with it. Nairaland should have An Android app and IOS app, Video based App, change this old user interface to something modern related to today's social media platform like application of material design, graphics for websites, website animation, open GL, Google Twitter Facebook authentication sign up, dark mode and light mode for Nairaland, Exo player and a lot more. We all visit Reddit Quora Instagram Telegram Facebook YouTube Twitter and even the latest Tik Tok, did you know Tik Tok is now challenging Facebook and YouTube? Please find out and we know how all these platforms have really added something spectacular to their platform and increase user experience.
Seun is comfortable because there is no competition in Nigeria. No platform is competing with Nairaland but he should remember that people were using some platforms before Google Facebook Tik Tok Instagram came but unfortunately today they were no more. Those platform bring new ideas new ways new strategy on how millions of people can connect, share moment send messages to their lives ones.
Facebook will soon introduce Facebook Metaverse too that is another huge development to the giant social media company

Nairaland actually has mobile app.
Lots of improvements is needed for this platform truly. It's hard to keep track of a thread you're following and the search result is a pain in the ass.

Rob-o-cops