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MediumStout:
I don masturbate so tey all my dick cap don peel. Masturbation is bae

hehehe

some women think say men stop or go stop to dey masturbate because they marry them... If i hear...

redsun:
Whiteman is just using his mechanical sense to amuse himself,while blackman is just being excited like a glorified bonobo that has just seen pussy. Ordinary sweeping brush he does not understand how it works and how to make it useful and available for himself.

Nice post bro... Just go through the comments on the thread and see what the average black brother thinks about technology. To most of them this is stupid, senseless, evil and end time...etc. They hate what they don't understand or create.. White men will continue to create their imaginations for their excitement..

The typical enjoyment of black men are: take their girlfriends to joints, go clubbing, watch football everyday, guys and girls gather themselves at the beach just to have fun, Bleep themselves carelessly, church shows, carry mosque(dark spot) for head,.... They ignore facts and have more faith...

Davedgr8:
My ex girlfriend whom i dumbed during our year 2 has been disturbing me since we resume this session. I've been avoiding her but she just won't give up. Deep within me, i knw she want a chance into my life only to seek revenge cos i disvirgined her.. We re both in our final year nd d level of stalking has intensified, knwing fully well this is d last chance she's got.

Yesterday, while i was with my goons in sch, she walked up to me dt she wants to discuss something wit me. I gave her a listening ear, but she said she can't say it to my face she'll call me. I told her no p.

Last night.. She sent this msg to me via whasApp..

"Aff always hold grudge against u.... For everything that happened to us.. Year after year I have been nursing it..... I just want to let u know.... I forgive you.. I want my peace of mind... Have a great life dear" ..

What could she be up to guys?

P.S : I left her cos she nags too much, wants to knw everythng about me nd notice my CGPA was back sliding. So, i had to back off b4 i get emotionally involved in d shiit..

Cc ubunja , sagamite

If the first fvck wasn't a rape, then you guys had a fair exchange( she was gettin' dick, you were gettin' pussy). I guess you both exchanged a lot of fvck faces(sex) thereafter. Though, she felt used and dumped(like the females do say) by your black arse.. Nigga, you're a damn player who's gettin' played by her emotions.

blessedweapon:
Afonja

Trouble maker..... try be a peacemaker nah.

Keneking:
See his low battery sef...he should take power from the bank beside him

Nonsense

Bad guy, you dey observe everything...

LuvU2:
Black men re just weak like women

I bin wan tell you rubbish, but after thinking it carefully i would say you're correct... example, No black nation is in the league of the first world because we know that, it is men who have built civilization. So, we the black men, we can only wrestle each other, bring down each other(just see the religious and tribal wars here on nairaland). The hatred is deep for one another. She's not yoruba, he's not hausa, he's not Igbo, she no be living faith, i'm Catholic, i'm a redeemer, my clan better pass your own, all the " i better pass you" and many more.

Mehn, this thread... I think I like it..

Nice one Op..

Partnerbiz:
God forbid that i do sex doll...

God bless me, cos i will fvck sex doll till i leave this planet....

Sexdoll, the sweetest thing, no complains, no I am tired bullshit, no nagging... Just a continuous fvckin' and suckin'. This is a big threat to womanhood... Women will hate the sex kitten with every fiber in their system. Less pussy manipulation.. when scientists perfect the artificial womb, then it's a bye bye for most feminazis...

No matter the reason. A real man shouldn't lay a hand on a woman or verbally abuse her. Again, as a real man do not defend yourself, i repeat, do not defend yourself when she's tryin' to attack you with a weapon, just be a gentleman and walk away. No run oh, walk majestically.


Husbands beat wives and wives use knives to attack husbands. Wetin concern me there.. Marriage sucks. Misery loves company

They say; 'God don't like ugly'.

Your bro is pimping you from lagos to sokoto....

make sure you jock 'em dicks every now and then.
steadily put your mouth on them and in no time you'll be a bonafide pro.

Hoes everywhere.

Joyce21:
life can really be unfair. i dont know but i just want to confirm, is there anyone out there who has never felt loved but used, both by family and everyone they ever decided to be friends with? what i am feeling is far more than depression, that is if there is anything like that. there is this feeling of invisibility when with family or friends everyone just seem to be selfish when it comes to me. not sure if anyone will notice even if i end it all: one thing is for sure, i will find peace and rest from all of this horrible horrible feelings. been trying not to resolve to that, but that seem to be the only option left to someone "like me"

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This is so touchy, I am a realist, I love you... I am in Kd...

Thread owner, thank you for this piece of shi.t. You just confirmed my feelings concerning the every day fvcks in marriage. I wouldn't blame you and I wouldn't insult your wife like the folks here ; all I am going to say right now is: "god punish marriage".

make I hear my family and friends ask me of one useless marriage again..

Misery loves company...

Cedarseeds:
Please help I had to create a new account for this.

When I was 15, a man in our neighbourhood had sex with me. I was too confused and embarrassed to tell anyone about it. I didn't get pregnant. While growing up, I still remembered the incident and kept away from dating through out my university days.

I met my fiancé in 2014. Somehow I told him I was still a virgin when we were still getting to know ourselves. He asked me to marry him soon after. It seemed as if the main reason he wanted marriage was because he felt I was a decent girl and I didn't want him to find out after our wedding. I did some stuffs to my vagina and we had sex. It was like the whole process of deflowering again.[/b[b]] He seemed satisfied.

The issue is that I feel scared starting my marriage on a lie. Standing before the priest when there's a secret between us. We've done the necessary intro. I don't know what to think anymore. Should I let him continue believing he's the only man I've been with?

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pussy manipulator..

Another idiotic thread motivated by love/lust for a wet female hole(puna.ni). Double your hustle to get the pussy. No, I won't work hard for any serious or casual relationshit.

Whenever I hear people shouting double your hustle for a situation like this, I just shake my pric.k... My present mindset would never double any hustle for the sake of marriage or just to protect a relationshit. The power of the pvssy is so strong to some men and that's all they live for.

Dj Khalid : Another one with the iconic.

They don't want us to be with Nas.

They don't want us to have the

number one album in the country.

Evaberry:
she and her MIL should go to the clinic to run fertility tests if she's sure of herself.

She might have caused damage to her womb with abortions or untreated infections.


Goes to say things we do in the past always have a way of coming back to bite us in the ass

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True story Evaberry, your rational comments on nairaland are classical. Class is something we earn, not paid for like school....

I can image how a nigga like me would keep hitting a spot(live hole) like yours while continuously listening to sweet and unique words of mouth out of you. The blood flow to my phallus go be something else..

Cybertyrant... I would suggest you open an account with Alpari or instaForex, though, not the whole 1 million. I have more than one year of active trading(live) experience. Whatsapp me for more info. 08026580173. take my words, you won't regret it.

grodt999:
2 corrupt criminals in politics meet

Mumu comment....

Stelvin101:
I am not a fan of Dino but I give a Fvck about this one.

Hehehehe.. you clown.

Sabrina18:
"Nature cheated on you"

Just because am slim and petite, thunder fire the person that said it.


Fool.

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Abeg, no mind them.

Na my correct spec you be....

Temilayhor:
My brother called me "useless" because I'm yet to be in school.

Sorry bro.

ammy4goodies:
It hurts a lot
even I felt the bitterness in those words

me too.

DabuIIIT:
zomB..u are humbled by his living room,what about the school his kids attend?
Kai,a4onjas sef?

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Bros, people with humble living rooms, shey their kids no dey school abroad ?

OrestesDante:
Will you.....?


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hahahaha. Abeg slap the guy very well.

darlenese:
Dija need some flesh.

I love her that way..... Abeg leave her oh.