₦airaland Forum

Mr GEJ Please
1: Ban Over-aged Players from North
2: Ban Players with names like Yakubu and Kaita
3: Ban Keepers with names like Dodo Mayana or Greg Etafia
4: Ban Players who snub 2Face Idibia

I will vote for you again come 2015  

Yes -very easy Text AMIFORGIVEN [/b]to [b]666 [/b]and you will receive a message [b]HELL NO (Not Forgiven) or TRY AGAIN it works for all networks

krisbill:
@ 13volts
It may also interest u to know that i am not searching for job rather, its the other way round as am currently serving in a large construction company with branches nationwide and also own the largest dredging company in Nigeria that wants to retain me if i want. I also got this tru the prayers and mind u, i didnt hv connections.

Dude, you have got to be kidding me, i thought i was the only clueless schmuck who could be that lucky  Will try it out ASAP

gmcln:
If Nigerian believe you are a Testicle snatcher, better RUN

GEJ has snatched more than testicles, he has run-off with the wang as well that outta hurt Ge. Buhari real bad

I think the allegation is true FACT. when i was voting i noticed a perculiar behavior from my stomach. the computer program was trying to add amala and fufu into the already full eba I had eaten earlier. Now I have not shat since the elections. I willsue GEJ if i die of constipation insha allah

@Beaf - Congrats. I can see your cheeks swelling in excitement and satisfaction

mellow:
how can one get in contact with those ladiess

Dem big yoko pam pams - yoube BBW lover ehh?

Oh Dear, Where is OBJ when you need a BUG-FAT-FUKING-STICK!

Try not to squeeze a bun or bosom here or there, it could be years before they perk-up and you could be sued

MrBible:
Jesus told us to turn the other cheek if someone strikes us on one cheek.

But when Jesus was struck on the face he did not turn the other cheek but this was his reply

John 18
22 When Jesus said this, one of the guards standing near Jesus slapped his face and said, "Is that how you answer the chief priest?"

23 Jesus answered him, If I have spoken evil, bear witness of the evil: but if well, why smitest thou me?

My question now is when should we turn the other cheek?

It takes great strength of Character to turn the other cheek. it take great depth of Wisdom/Understanding to display such Humanity.

God does it daily and has been doing it for centuries

@posters, I think we can all agree that Religion (Islam/Christianity/Others) is a personal issue/experience that must be placed in the same bucket as Fanship of Man.U or Chelsea or Barcelona Fc. As much as we aspire or purpose our intent to massing a fellowship or brotherhood of like "Religious Minds" in the end, it is still a personal choice, We cannot continue to allow the delusion of a "so-called" zealots, fanatics and extremists form the reference point of how our own personal experience with God is to be interpreted.

In the end, we are all humans created by God (Atheist not included  ) so why must we generalize about a Religion because of the Character of some stank Muslim or Christian groups that choose to interpret the very words of God whichever way they please.

If Religion has failed you, perhaps you should consider this, is Religion the only path to your problem? is God found in the passages of a Book written by Men Centuries past or in the lessons learned

Preach Preacher!! I am in total agreement

MrBible:
Joagbaje
The works of the flesh below are caused by the devil, we don't see the devil walking about, the devil operates through people.

Galatians 5:20

19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,

20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,

21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith

http://bibleresources.bible.com/passagesearchresults.php?passage1=Galatians+5&version=9

44.Mark 7:22
20 And he said, That which cometh out of the man, that defileth the man.

21 For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders,

22 Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:

23 All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.

@OP your life is your responsibility not anybody's, you alone will be held accountable for your actions, yes pastors do have some experience with marriage counseling if you go by the fact that a lot of marriages are advised upon by pastors and within congregations as is common today.

But i think the final decision belongs to you.

I have seen two randy pastors in my lifetime and i have also seen responsible (God-fearing) ones too

Uyi Iredia:
As should be noted by now (to a keen observer) both verifiability and falsifiability are different; yet, they can (and are often) mistaken as the same thing - falsifiability

Noted

Bad belle people,
Anywayz. no one preaches of our reward in heaven and inheritance on earth for being righteous. all you hear is 2011 - God it is my turn!

im gat bladclat in a ear so fi no fit hear da words fi advise and im na fit feel his destiny - my jamaican accent

If you want to make it in football, give me a ring. I made John Ukata Samson Saisai, Mekil Obi, Dida Drobga and Rashidi Yikene. I am an underground agent who makes foosball stars in the front-ground. No Fees. just try me. and you will not be disappointed yea right

Enigma:
Just an amusing observation for now: has anyone noticed that in both the case of the dead girl and the blind girl (which SirJohn looked into) it was the telephone of the "brother" that was given?  

Spoil sport!

@posters True Occultism is a journey into the unknown. it is beyond evocations and ceremonial rituals and worship of elemental entities. It explores the true nature of the cosmos and our role in it. If you continue to dabble in sensationalized works, you will get into deep trouble. Satanists have a tendency to dabble a lot into the knowledge of the hidden. It is hidden for a reason - you must attain a certain state of awareness to grasp a pinch of the cosmos

Oluwayombo:
Can the car go for N1.5m

Take ya time oooh

@OP. I need this car badly and I am willing to pay with my soul. will it fly? please I have my soul ready for payment

Post the pix na? I hope it is not themaxima i just saw yesterday at Ladipo going through a make-over Udoh is that you? no try am ooh

The Truth is when you become a celebrity you also become a Public Opinion and right now the Court of Public Opinion says Celebs should try to get fit, women lose the gut and wear clothes that make it worth the public's while to read about u.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=645607.msg8124711#msg8124711 date=1302779498]Mr Cork <<<<< Millionaire, baller, ex Playa, handsome, Gods gift to women and still SINGLE [/quote]Bros. some nasty-bad area boys in the peckham area ooh. hope dem no gank your face

@posters please do not make this a laughing matter. The Chinese are here to actually construct the locomotives (not trains) from the steel remnants of Ajaokuta Steel Plant. They shall proceed to Obasanjo Farms at Otta to procure much needed manure for fueling the environmental-friendly engines from where they shall be deployed in Lagos

EarsWide:
@Joagbaje

can you please show us the proof you raised someone from the dead like you claimed ?

I have called the number of the guy who witnessed this first-hand several times today,apparently a lot of nairalanders have the guy don tire to explain. phone is switched off

@Pastor, intriguing post

The Kingdom of God is within us truly  , but what does it really mean.? (Listen then to what the parable of the sower means - truly listen)

Is Jesus talking plainly or was he expressing a deeper concept that he could only breakdown in lay-people terms. It got me wondering why Jesus would be clear about what Heaven is and choose to call it the Kingdom of God. looking at the references below, I propose that he was not preaching about Place or Statehood of Christlike Governance. he was talking about the State/Position of the Spirit Man on the Spiritual Hierarchy as God intended

Mathew 6:33 but seek first his Kingdom [/b]and his [b]Righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. What other things?

Romans 14:17 For the Kingdom of God is not a matter of eating and drinking, but of Righteousness, Peace and Joy in the Holy Spirit, Ultimately Man must achieve this state before he can be truly prepared for the Kingdom of God

Luke 11:20 But if I drive out demons by the finger of God, then the Kingdom of God has come to you. A Revelation of Knowledge to the Kingdom of God

Mark 4:11 [/b]He told them, "The Secret of the Kingdom of God has been given to you.[b] But to those on the outside everything is said in parables A Revelation of Knowledge to the Kingdom of God

Mark 1:15 "The time has come," he said. "The Kingdom of God is near. Repent and believe the good news!" perhaps in discernment of the varying levels of Spiritual Understanding of the people

John 3:5 [/b]Jesus answered, "I tell you the truth, no one can enter the Kingdom of God [b]unless he is born of water and the Spirit. Obviously a requirement of elevation from our fallen state. a pre-cursor to another rung on the heirarchy

Matthew 25:34 "Then the King will say to those on his right, 'Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world.  My thoughts go to Paradise or the Garden of Eden.

Acts 28:31 Boldly and without hindrance he[b] preached the kingdom of God[/b] and taught about the Lord Jesus Christ. A spiritual doctrine IMHO

Luke 18:17 I tell you the truth, anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter it." perhaps like our Adamic state before the fall. but please if you disagree then let me have your take on what he meant there

Mark 12:34 When Jesus saw that he had answered wisely, he said to him, "You are not far from the kingdom of God." And from then on no one dared ask him any more questions.

I have always wondered which took precedence in the order of spiritual matters from Gods point of view, Our going to Heaven or Our achieving the Spiritual State we where prepared to achieve before Satan threw a spanner in the works.  - The Union of Immortality and The Revelation of Wisdom (Knowledge and Understanding) through the Holy Spirit