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Christianity Etc › Re: A Woman Possessed With An Evil Spirit Of Dog Set Free by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 7:34pm On Apr 13, 2011
@OP Please help, my goat I have prepared for Easter is acting like a Dog, frothing at the mouth and chasing visitors out the gates, any chance of help is welcomed grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Another Way Of Looking At The "Authority" Of The Bible by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 7:32pm On Apr 13, 2011
my head still aches. will file and summarize someday
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is Responsible For The Wickedness In The World? Devil Or God? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 7:30pm On Apr 13, 2011
Dishonest thread lipsrsealed

Do you see the Devil anywhere near you when you look at a Muslim and decide not to help him after a bike accident? The Reason why God holds us accountable for our deeds to go to Heaven or Hell is because Man is responsible for the Evil in this World. Did the Devil force the Apple down Eve's throat? NO!! so why would he be responsible, Did God not warn Adam and Eve of the consequences of their actions? How can he be responsible, IMHO we humans are born hypocrites, it takes constant anointing to suppress our hypocritical nature.
Genesis 6:5 The LORD saw how great man's wickedness on the earth had become, and that every inclination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil all the time.
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke Is Full Of Himself by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 7:16pm On Apr 13, 2011
michelin89:
He is actually a good actor and very versatile too.
Jim Iyke does not act in his movies, that is just the way he is in real life grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Countdown To The Rapture? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 5:13pm On Apr 13, 2011
a few days or centuries off give or take wink
Celebrities › Re: Julius Agwu Marks Birthday In Ophanage (pictures) by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 1:34pm On Apr 13, 2011
I think it is nice on a sentimental note, but what would have really taken the cake is if he organized a show and donated all the proceeds (Exclusive of PAT and Operational costs) to the Orphanage. If he did that, then I would vote him for Commissioner grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Can We Find 1000 True Christians In Nigeria? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 9:00am On Apr 13, 2011
Good Morning Honorable Panel of Judges on my right and left, fellow co-debaters  grin and the members of the audience. (takes a bow) I am here to propose the motion that Righteousness as a Gift is not a True determinant of Man's Righteousness before God. Let me start by speaking on the comment made by my co-debater.

Joagbaje:
If a man is born of God , he receives the nature of righteousness as a gift. Every christian has righteousness.They are as righteous as Christ  in the sight of God.
Righteousness as a Gift is the first Step of Faith but to complete the journey you must manifest Righteousness, you cannot gloss over a subject like righteousness with one carte-blanche position as you have just done.  wink

Righteousness by Faith– Romans 10:10 ‘It is this belief in your heart that makes you righteous, but it’s your mouth, when it confesses this, that brings salvation.’

Righteousness beyond Faith - James 2: 24, ‘A man is called righteous by the things he does, not just by his faith.’

Signs of Righteousness  – Matthew 5:6, ‘Those who hunger and thirst for righteousness are blessed because they will be satisfied.’

Righteousness with Pride (this is the righteousness of most Nigerian MOG) – Matthew 6:1 ‘Be careful not to do righteous things in front of men so they can see what you are doing. Otherwise, you won’t have a reward with your Father in heaven.’

Righteousness for God’s Kingdom – Matthew 6:33, put the Kingdom and righteousness in first place, then all these  things will be given to you.’

Righteousness by Works – Matthew 11:19, ‘Wisdom is proven righteous by the things it does.’

Righteousness by Words – Romans 3:4, ‘Your words can prove you righteous, and you can win when you’re being judged.’

Righteousness by deeds – Matthew 25:37-40, ‘Then the righteous will ask, Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? When did we see you as a stranger and take you in, or unclothed and clothe you? When did we see you sick or in prison, and come to you? And the king will say to them, I tell you the truth, when you did it for one of the least of these my brothers, you did it for me.’

Righteous and Tolerance – James 3:18, ‘The seeds of the fruit of righteousness are planted in peace by those who are making peace.’

Righteousness by Judgment – John 7:24, ‘Quit judging from the way things look on the surface; judge righteously!’

Righteousness in the face of Persecution – Acts 4:19, 20, ‘If it’s righteous in God’s eyes to listen to you instead of to God, judge for yourselves. But we can’t stop talking about the things we’ve seen and heard.’

I hope i have been able to convince and not confuse you on the motion that Righteousness as a Gift is not a True determinant of Man's Righteousness before God.
Thank you (takes a bow)
Christianity Etc › Re: The Face Of Jesus Appeared In The Sky In Somalia Feb 1st 1992 by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 1:26pm On Apr 11, 2011
devayid:
Cocaine is a helluva drug!
Are ya telling me! grin grin I see Heaven on the right wave-length grin
Fashion › Re: Pls I Need Advice On Naturessence Swisr Collagen Cream by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 12:59pm On Apr 11, 2011
NatureEssence Swiss Collagen Cream is actually a firming lotion used over time to increase the turgidity of your skin.
It has a tendency to introduce a reddish-brown tan almost making you look Caribbean if you are dark-skinned.

If you wish to look chocolate brown my advise to you is to begin with this regimen

1: Drink lots of water, reduce salts in diet and exercise often this is to balance your PH. Naturally, your skin is slightly acidic: at around pH 5.5 Alkaline-based soaps puts it off-balance causing other moisturizers not to work as advertised.

2: Use a combination of toning soaps (Fair and White is recommended) and Baby lotion (Johnson Baby Lotion is recommended). This should go on for 30 days Day/Night

3: Avoid prolong hours in direct sunlight at best go out in the early evening say between 3-5PM to allow your skin some sunlight.

4: Begin Nature-essence Treatment after 30days and stop using Fair/White at Night (use only in day time) If you notice that your skin is fairer than you want it to be, you can opt for Palmers Cocoa butter cream at Night and more sunlight in the day to gradually reverse the effects.

5: At the end of 60 days, you should be a tad chocolate brown and look like you lived in Hawaii all your life

Avoid the temptation of quick effects
Politics › Re: Seun They Will Take It Down by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 9:22am On Apr 11, 2011
word is Seun turned down a $400 million offer from Microsoft cos he is waiting on Google to buy @ $1 billion, greedy bruvva grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Can We Find 1000 True Christians In Nigeria? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 9:12am On Apr 11, 2011
Joagbaje:
There are millions of righteous men in Nigeria .
You think so?

Proverbs 14:34 Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a reproach to any people
or an even better version
By righteousness a nation is lifted up, but sin is a cause of shame to the peoples.
Can you honestly (confidently) beat your chest and say there are millions of "Righteous" Nigerians, our shame is beyond Spiritual Stagnancy, it has become a curse that must be broken otherwise we are like homes with White-washed walls but the rot inside will cause a corpse to wake up and run in disgust
Christianity Etc › Re: What Do You Think Of This Action? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 5:02pm On Apr 10, 2011
There are questions we must honestly ask ourselves - First as Human Beings then as Righteous Followers of our Religion

1: Is Religion a Personal/Individual Experience or is it a Public/Communal Activity
2: Is Religion a significant Pillar of Constitutional Governance or is it a Tenet of Social/Spiritual Virtues
3: Is Religion Freely[b] Open to Public Membership[/b] or[b] Restricted by Association[/b] or Criteria of some other nature

Unfortunately Religion is not necessarily a state of Human cognitive awareness that adapts to the Social Eco-system it thrives in. It seeks to change that Eco-System or demands that the Eco-system adapts to its own version of awareness. (Same with Christianity/Islam and rarely in other religions)

If Religion is part of a nation's constitution as it is with some Muslim/Christian States, then it would be within Civil Privileges to burn or stone a man to death as penalty for burning a Holy Book authored by God and written by Men as it would be for a Man to express his Civil Privileges by burning the Holy Book in the first place - How I long for the days when God actually wrote for himself (without ambiguity).


If one freely associates with a religion then he should be allowed to freely dis-associate himself from that religion if he so pleases without threat to his life.

One last question I whimsically ask myself is this - Why is God and Allah [b]incapable [/b]of Burning or Stoning a Man to death rather than inciting a rash of enraged, genocidal animals into settling slights against his character or the character of his messengers huh
Politics › Re: Picture Of Governor Oshiomho In Voting Queue by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 3:44pm On Apr 10, 2011
Oshiomole plays the politics well and understands the power of public perception with his khaki safari and bloodshot eyes and passion for associating with the masses. He has learned from his labour days. youshould visit him someday at his 13 room mansion in abuja wink
Christianity Etc › Re: What Do You Think Of This Action? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 3:28pm On Apr 10, 2011
^^^ That loaf of bread had to be one inconsiderate fascists not to make any attempt at dodging the puddle knowing full well that it can result in cataclysmic conflagration for either Individual A or Individual B. We must seek to ban over-zealous loaves of bread especially ones from the fascists north grin just kidding election disappointment is ruining my muse
Christianity Etc › Re: Can We Find 1000 True Christians In Nigeria? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 11:05am On Apr 10, 2011
The Evidence is glaring, God has saved Nations indeed the World on the graces of a single Righteous Soul, Nigeria is the 3rd largest christian population in the World today, can you honestly think you have up to 10 Righteous Christians? Look at Canaan Land and all the other gratuitous religious gatherings, don't you think God would have rescued this nation from her sinful leadership and demon-filled poverty by now? We are a sinful nation through and through,High on Religious Hypocrisy and Low on Spirit-filled Living
Travel › Re: Nigerian Embassy And Police Report by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 5:59pm On Apr 08, 2011
@OP your case got lucky, thank your stars UK immigration have nothing to say now wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Acquires Yet Another N4.5b Private Jet by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 9:19am On Apr 08, 2011
Allow the Man of God be, If God is not complaining, who are we to complain. Did God not send a Golden Chariot to whisk his servant Elijah to Heaven.
God hardly complains about these things anymore
Gaming › Re: Which Computer Games Do You Play? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 8:23pm On Apr 07, 2011
GOD OF WAR III , Massive Kills,Massiev Genocidal Enjoyment, Man I wish i had those gutting blades grin
Romance › Re: 10 Most Dangerous Mistakes U Probably Make With Women – No. 1: Being 2 9ce by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 7:49pm On Apr 07, 2011
Nice guys are still playing primary-school love games with girls that have graduated from University grin they suck monkey-balls grin
Romance › Re: How Do I Stop Her From Snatching My Boyfriend? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 7:46pm On Apr 07, 2011
@OP if your man is going to be snatched, he will be snatched and there is nothing you can do about it except douse him in kobnomi wink
Romance › Re: How Do You Know When Your Boyfriend Is Cheating On You? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 7:44pm On Apr 07, 2011
You won't know until you find out for sure, I have not been caught yet so I cannot tel you this and that were signs she saw wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Is The Only Way by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 3:46pm On Apr 07, 2011
Jenwitemi:
No. Why should i retract an accurate statement? Christianity is a personality worshiping cult. Take a closer look at it and you will see it instantly.

Correct me if i'm wrong; the christians worship the personality of the figure of Jesus Christ, no?  As a matter of fact, the status of Jesus is far more important to an average christian than what Jesus actually taught. His charisma, his status, his divinity. . . all this are much more important to the christian religion than any spiritual teachings Jesus has ever taught.

Now, how long does it take to transfer this personality worship to real live pastors who are supposed to be the "embodiment" of christ on earth? It does not take very long at all. It is just a small step.
Jemwiwi  grin I think that is a common failing with humans to do more than necessary, to make a mountain out of a mole-hill. There are Universal truths in Christianity as with other religions, you just have to shine ya eyes past the blubber of human mis-interpretation and literal embellishment.
Politics › Re: Goodluck/ Sambo transformation package for Journalists by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 2:18pm On Apr 07, 2011
@Beaf, where is my share oooh grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Is The Only Way by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 1:43pm On Apr 07, 2011
OLAADEGBU:
Jesus, the Only Way!
OLAADEGBU grin Seriously I am starting to think you draw this comic strips yourself, the way you have one for every scenario is freaking me out grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerians And God (a Must Read!) by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 1:38pm On Apr 07, 2011
Nice writeup, if only it could be printed in the dailies then a good majority of church-goers may read.

Nigerian is the world's 3rd largest christian population, you would think that would account for much in terms of God's Blessings huh
Christianity Etc › Re: Challenging The Skeptics by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 1:35pm On Apr 07, 2011
aribisala0:
mr uyi talking to your self is dangerous.
for me there are two issues .
is there a god.
what is the nature of god
so even if for argument sake we agree that there is a god what justification is there for one characterization over another
e.g the anthropomorphism or capriciousness of this god. or god is good(as opposed to evil) etc.


you appear to want to advance your position by reasoning but it is doubtful that you can say anything that has not been said before in the hundreds of years that this discussion has been going on.

for me this is just another attention seeking thread
Christian God encourages reasoning (Wisdom, Knowledge and Understanding)

Attention-seeking thread it is then grin

Uyi Iredia:
• People find a way to talk to a dumb dog. But ! The animal has no idea that you are talking to it. It is responsive in accordance with the primordial Cause that designed it.   Communication exists only where there is a level of intelligence.
I am assuming you mean to say that at a base-biological level every human possesses the need/interest to seek God which can be in other forms of spirituality yet the goal remains the same. seek God. much the same way one can say because I am hungry then there is a need for food which must exists because it fulfills that need.
Politics › Re: Describe Candidate Muhammadu Buhari In 1 Word! by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 10:30am On Apr 07, 2011
bullshit who farts fresh air  grin oops that is more than a word. i stick with bullshit
Christianity Etc › Re: Countdown To The Rapture? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 10:00am On Apr 07, 2011
Prophecies are a mainstay in Christianity, you can say it is one of the identifiable characteristics of Christianity (i.e one of the Gifts of the Holy Spirit). I guess what a lot of people (including Christians) will be watching is what happens if this turns out to be false? how far will it shake the foundations of Christian Faith, a little, plenty or not at all. and why?

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