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It has to do with wanting to Think

Hmm this seems like giving a Dog a bad name to hang it

gluv01:

3. Don't advocate or encourage violent actions against any person, tribe, race, or group of people.

Please state where...

is it me or these peeps look kinda small in the muscle department, and why are they all looking gay-like? pouting lips, ashawo eyes.. mammary-glands with small muscle

OP Failed himself... acing an interview is not entirely up to you. You can have all the right qualifications and still fail because some guy does not like your accent or your tie or that you mentioned a particular work place he/she hates or the fact that you mentioned you are a christian. God cannot put divine intervention to work for you, that would be cheating.
Since God wants what is best for you, i will suggest you go into the field of Pastorship

The natives are appeased and the gods are pleased. even without Rule 17 I doubt anyone (save the blissfully ignorant) will want to insult ISLAM knowingly... very few have lived to tell

GEJ should not have sacked @Beaf.. he should have just raised his salary as requested.. haba.. this post is not even understandable in any sense

Rule 17 is just a fly in the ointment.. but we truly understand your position, the entire world understands the reaction of radical fanatics of ISLAM and how everything is deemed an insult and an excuse to brutally and crudely exact violence on persons perceived to be culprits. This is the strategy bullies use - exploit the lowest of all base emotions. FEAR. because really there is nothing else they have to offer but the Threat of violence. We understand. So Rule 17 stays.

Billyonaire: Reno Omokri is a great patriot and a true Nigerian. I find in him the ingredients to make a good intellectual soup for politically knowledgeable consumption. He, Reno, is a great mind.

So says one Reno to another Reno

This has to be the most disgusting piece of meecrob i have had the unfortunate opportunity to look at..

For the most part the new Rules are a welcomed breath of Fresh air to sanitize the chaos that has creep steadily over the years. after all, Fraudsters, Trolls, Ethnic Mongrels and Tribalists can only breed a lot of Negativism that can ruin Nairaland for a lot of Nairalanders as well as the Business called Nairaland.

I do have a Strong Resentment towards RULE 17 which is a sour offense in most civilized societies where Freedom of Speech is Sacred and Defended Aggressively.

Rule 17. Don't post anything that could be considered offensive to Islam, especially in the muslim section.

While most accept that Nairaland has a significant Social Leverage on a good number of Nigerians (home and abroad). What most fail to understand is that Nairaland is purely a Business-focused, Business-driven, Capitalist-enshrined forum. In the end, its survival is based on how well the Business owner Manages its Social Reputation and how important people view it in their daily lives. This is the reason why RULE 17 is the most SHAMEFUL, SPINELESS and irretrievably SELF-IGNORANT act of "Social Sabotage" that we see in Nigeria (online and offline) these days. While the Civil Liberties of every Nigerian is catered for (on Nairaland) you are allowed the Liberty to Express your Right to Freedom of Speech in anyway you see fit (under the watchful eyes of the Mods as some idiots do become unreasonably disagreeable).. the rubber-band of patience is not as elastic when it comes to the issue of Islam and Muslim posters.

This is not because ISLAM is a Religion with Special Rights/Liberties that are not accorded to hundreds of Religions allowed to be practiced anywhere in Nigeria, or is it a Religion of some Higher Knowledge that makes it far Superior to other Religions. it is simple the FACT that anything that is not in line with the ideology of Islam 100% anywhere in the free-world, is deemed OFFENSIVE TO ISLAM and must either be Aggressively [/b]met with the [b]Threat of Violence and as evidenced, actual Crude, Barbaric and emphatically Murderous Violence. You need no argument to recognize this FACT. You need not look further than our very own Nigeria.

In summary, Nairaland is kowtowing to Political Correctness rather than Wholesome Truth in all its Untainted,Bitter and Passionate glory.

Now you know the real reason why RULE 17 was created. It is a creeping danger we are either to afraid to confront or too ignorant to notice. The more Freedom we handover to the Religion of Islam, the more Right it claims to Authority it does not have.

I am sure I am not alone to say This Banner of Violent Threat should be seen for what it is and removed from Nairaland.
I am dead certain, the above will cause Offense to Islam and I shall be summarily banned for an undetermined period. I feel this is okay as I have not been murdered and violently threatened.
Thanks and Peace in the Middle East.

Sincere 9gerian: Asari Dokubo is a citizen of this country and is entitled to his opinion. Beside the fact that he comes from the same part of the country as GEJ, he is not in govt, neither does he speak for GEJ. He is not an elderstates man and I dont think he has ever worked for any govt.

In a situation were prominent citizens from the far north, like former VP Atiku and others, had in the past threatened fire if power does not return to the north, the statements credited to citizen Asari Dokubo is not unexpected.

In Nigeria a COMATOSE Yar Adua (probably on hospital support machine in far away Saudi hospital) would easily win the PDP primary ticket and sweep the polls in a general election while a vibrant GEJ would sweat to secure PDP primary ticket and work very hard before winning a general election. What is the difference between Yar Adua and GEJ? The only difference is their ethnicity and religion. This is the reality in our Nigeria.

Statements credited to Asari are not right in sane countries but this is Nigeria where almost everything revolves around ethnic and religuous sentiments.

The ethnic and religuous politics of our founding fathers has remained with us till date.

Doing a piss-poor job than @beaf.. must be paid peanuts compared to @beaf's salary

Gbawe: What a crude joker this Asari-Dokubo is.

A Joker he is.. but the joke is really on us... and a crude one it is. Dokubo knows how Powerful (and Volatile) Emotional Politics can be.. when people's emotional senses are inflamed, reason flies out the window, even the most reasonable persons join the herd in a mad rush.

The lot of Nigerians are blissfully ignorant of the present state of things.. we seem to be on cruise control but in reality we have run out of fuel and going down-hill with no brakes.

We all take things so unseriously.. Cult/Gangs have followed through on the streets and homes of heavily populated areas of Lagos from Eba, Shomolu, Mushin, Obalende, Egbeda, Agege etc.. , Eiye confratenity have become notorious for growing initiates outside tetiary institutions.. they have sprouted strong gangs from Primary to Secondary Schools and to illiterate youths in ghettos. They brandish they association openly and kill each other with no recourse to justice. a lot of the Police Barracks have young children engage in Cultism/Gang warfare..

We can sit online and contribute our comedy.. the reality is that you have news fears to worry about outside the corrupt killer policemen, robbers, kidnappers, ritualist.. you have unemployed, irresponsible, doped-up youths living around your neighbourhood to contend wiht

.. sorry did i laugh out loud

^^N10k is an indication of my level of open-mindedness not skecpticsm.. hmmm any chance of sussing the condiments of this YAS that will make it N50k expensive? No matter, it'll have to wait until next week Saturday 11th for all my parolz money to cumulate to N50k.. i am assuming that i get N50k extra should the YAS fail to Dead-Stop my engine from igniting

Pastor Kun: Life must be really miserable being an atheist.

How so.. i thought the Christians were up-sh.it-creek with all the Tribulation and persecutions they will undergo at the hands of yours truly pretty delusion to think otherwise..

This is a real window of opportunity.. hmm hmm hmmm.
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Amelian: Sorry but that's most married men in nija for you.......no shame,no respecting of vows...very appalling.

Sex is over-rated.. and so is Love.. get over it.. or hit the gym

mumumugu: Atheist can rise in usa but not in nigeria

Na true say you mumu.. i was pleasantly surprised about the number of highly placed atheists in Lagos alone.. i'll bet up Muslim North is no different.. seems a Good Education makes many sinners of citizens

@billyonaire and other Religionists.. I have once asked how Faith works and proof but after much perambulating around the foundations of religions belief itself.. the matter died out (predictably)

So yes I am interested in this wager and i am willing to put down N10k to see it work/fail first hand. (abi na first sight)

How do we go about this..?

Why I am interested is because i once challenged an argument that Oro Festival goons go about abducting people for their Festival Rituals, can as much as stop a moving car by using supernatural means to turn of the engine. I need to see this happen in full glare of the Camera and a sizable audience (well 10 Nairalanders from the religious section will do).

Rossikk: The EU should ask their member, Britain, what she did with all the monies earned from Nigerian exports from 1897 to 1960. If that money had been used to develop Nigeria rather than embezzled and used to develop England, Nigeria would have been as fully developed as South Africa at independence, and we wouldn't be having this conversation. So let them start with their own thievery. We are poor today because we are playing catch up, struggling to build things that should have been built 100 years ago.

Given the Time, Opportunities and Resources are you saying all that still matters?! and BTW we are not playing catch-up.. we are not even trying to.. imagine 2 Satellites in orbit 3 years after and we are still twiddling our thumbs on how best to derive the benefits.. those bi.tches will de-orbit in 2015.. wasteful. a Nationwide Radar System that is missing critical components.. yet when planes fall out of the sky we need to get in touch with neighboring African Countries for assistance on tracking where in our country we can find the remains..

EU saying the Truth does not excuse them more than it excuses us.. which is the point you are NOT pressing. our Leaders have since Independence, created, nurtured and sustained an environment where poverty thrives more than enterprise. This is the reason why we are where we are today and with peeps like you, we shall continue to sacrifice tomorrow for today's benefit. such a sad irony

Please.. all the peeps sending Healings in Jesus name.. it is all well and good but you gave God more than N7 million last year in tithes.. so either he performs his vaunted miracles of healing or cough out the money for taking this kid for treatment.. shikena!

Nigeria in tatters

KENNY and D1 never shame yet? remember how they exploited 2face when he was on their label?

Ace Ventura: The same is about to happen in my hood in Lekki. After spending over 30k monthly on fuelling my gen, these buffoons still bring 20k bill monthly with our best supplies coming @ 3hrs daily or less. Power outage goes as long as 4days @ a stretch.

Prospective Victims are:
Engr. Femi Balogun : 08023124758
Mr. Fadugba : 08023040693
Broke Azz Moses : 08130342142
Kingsley : 08064422302

Someone should warn them ahead of time cos their cups are about to fill up.

The Matter is simple really.. i have paid similar bills in the past.. between N10-15k monthly until I bribed my way to a pre-paid meter..

Here is an authoritative list

http://hermetic.com/enochia/enochian_hierarchy.html

It will involve Enochian Magick.. i can give you materials on setting up a conjuring/summoning rituals

I am in Surulere and need a Strong Decoder that does not cough when DSTV blinks. I hear there is a particular model/version number.

I give up.. now i have every reason not to hit the gym

IMHO
1: Be in a hurry to get out of your parent's house - A good woman is DEPENDABLE not a Dependent. The earlier you get ambitious, the better for you and Mr. Right and your future "Independent" Family
2: It is a Man's World, but it ain't nothing without a Woman (James Brown). Think Like a Man, Act Like a Woman, never forget that. being Single has its challenges, unless it is a choice, you are built to have kids not turn into a prune. you can do that without losing your self-respect or self-worth.
3: Drinking has its health benefits, but remember too much of anything is bad for you.
4: Your Social/Marriage value increases when you become ambitious and successful without PRIDE (of the haughty sorts)
5: Love and Sex are the same thing at different emotional stages - they are both over-rated so it is no big deal.. cept you want to have kids
6: Marry with one Key Performance Indicator in mind.. NO ROMANCE WITHOUT FINANCE.. Never forget that.
7: Beauty, Brain and Guts is all you need in this Jungle.. otherwise you will struggle in a long queue in Life
8: Be Wise, Righteous and Patient - these are the keys to a great life of Womanhood
9: Forgive but Never Forget... Experience helps you make better decisions and avoid mistakes of the past.. never be Emotional about Life.. keep it real ALWAYS
10: Above all else -FEAR GOD (whichever God works for you).. you will live longer with less hassles