₦airaland Forum

HammedSodiqq: It is no longer news that each time African contingents on sporting activities visit Europe, they don't come back complete, as some vamoose into tin air, all in search of more greener pasture. Recently, about 7 Cameroonians were reported missing, putting English Police, Immigration personnel, and organizers of the oluympic at alert. The question then is, why have we not recorded such case? Why are our people still intact? Findings indicate that some of our Representatives have been told by friends and relatives at home that the power situation has improved, that GEJ has promised 10,000 jobs and will create more soon, that DANGOTE has also provided over 50,000 jobs too, that opposition can now win election if they are popular, that the Govt has renewed it's resolve to making Nigeria a better place, that rails are beginning to work again, and so on. What in your opinion is the reason why our people are still complete? Or are these people lying about Naija situation?

Wrong.. I know for certain that when our local footballers go for trials or competitions, their passports are gathered and kept by the coach to discourage players bailing out

[quote author=Okija_juju]YES!!!!

Thats my GEJ!!!!

Fhuck him up![/quote]fhuck im up for where - just wait till bombs start exploding and GEJ will start vomiting spit and providing the media with comedy to keep us laughing for another week

A valid question with greater implications on the popular perception/assumptions/claims on the existence and substance of Heaven.

Let us dwell on these Bible verses and validate them with Certainty or invalidate them with further counter-verses (and Faith obviously )

JESUS Proves you can go to Heaven with your earthly body

John 20:27 Then he said to Thomas, "Put your finger here, and look at my hands. Put your hand into the wound in my side. Don't be faithless any longer. Believe!"

John 20:17 Jesus said, "Do not hold on to me, for I have not yet returned to the Father. Go instead to my brothers and tell them, 'I am returning to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God.'"

Enoch was a strange fella, apparently you can go to heaven without dying and without your physical body

Heb 11:5 By faith Enoch was translated that he should not see death; and was not found, because God had translated him: for before his translation he had this testimony, that he pleased God.

From the above we can see that it is possible to get into "Heaven" (1st, 2nd, 3rd) without dying and with/without your earthly body, what gives?

Did Ghana make it to the Olympics - berra check their camp as well

buzugee: good question but not practical. denying Jesus is not done by lips but by deeds. so i can easily tell them i will denounce Jesus so i dont get shot. then when they let me go, i will go and carry on my life according to the deeds expected of me from the messiah

scripture do say >>> So be as cunning as serpents and as innocent as doves. matthew 10 vs 16

Reminds me of my Pastor Oga, always uses scripture to deny you benefits of his begin in a position to actually work those benefits in your favor

OMG!! I never knew we had so many experts on Nigeria and that the Case Study is not really unique and all the variables are well known and documented - so why 50years on and we do not have a solution

NIMET is only doing what they can given the fact that Nigerians are only beginning to take such institutions seriously.
Clear Drainage and ensure you note areas where the region is in a valley.

profola2be: I Love And Respect Wealthy People But How Did Rochas Okorocha Become This Rich?!

it is always good to hear from the horse mouth.
i will help you get his phone number so that you can hear directly from him.

This is good, however he is a busy man, it would be painfully childish to ask how he made his money when you can ask far more valuable and critical questions bordering on sustainable performance of his administration. How is he building a "sustainable" framework for empowering youths, entrepreneurs and creating an environment for large corporates to establish industries that will employ the unemployed.

Please do not ask him about the planting of flowers oooh

egift: Here are my top 10 things that will make Presido and his boys to love Pastor Tunde bakare any day, any time. You can add more..
So what else will make PDP, Presido and NL's 40 Laptop gang to stop insulting Pastor Tunde Bakare? - Add yours.

1: Places a curse on Ge. Buhari to turn into a bloody baboon and dance naked at Eagles Square with a monkey on his head

what about the Atiku Abubakar connection in the US as a public official, the public needs to know your privates

and SEUN will let posters like this dude keep posting valueless stuff without getting a ban

pDude: A noble cause indeed but there are 2 things you didn't take into consideration:

1) The owner of Nairaland in the person of Seun Osewa is a lilly-livered coward. Take for example: The Platinumnk vs The Seeker case. A little threat from plat's dad had Seun sh!tting his pants.

2) Nigerian leaders love the way the country is. The confusion and chaos being experienced affords them the opportunity to loot the country amidst the confusion.

So my dear bruv, any petition from nairaland to the presidency would go straight into the shredder. Don't waste your time. You freedom would come by using your fists to librate yourselves

I am surprised you have not been banned for this - SEUN takes a particular interest in Nlers who seek to mobilize the sheeple into any sort of revolution that can upend the present and future regimes of Nigeria's political elite

she needs to steazl more money $$$ before she can complete the look

Beaf: Is this real?

It is as real as Nigerian Politicians get - God happens to be the whipping boy for their failures

SEUN should put up a poco a poco feature on nairaland Honorable, you may be a poor communicator, you are good at telling the truth by whatever grammatical means

how can you experience eternity when this consciousness, this body, this soul, this spirit is incapable of (imperfect) experiencing greater consciousness beyond the boundaries of our limited knowledge. Yes we inherit new spirit bodies capable of living in heaven and yet retain our debilitating human consciousness (awareness) needs, concerns and pitiful aspirations of comfort and escape from pain and suffering. What escapes most people today is that choice is the driver for purpose without which we are mere automatons moving according to the designs/instructions/will of its creator - if you wish to experience eternity then you must know this - it is no different from experiencing Death - Cold, Silent, Nothingness

The difference between a Madman and a complete fo0l is that a madman does not realize when he is making a fo0l of himself. A fo0l on the other hand always realizes when he is making a madman of himself - David Mark, ya eye don dey open small small

it is a wonder the militants have not taken over Trinidad and Tobago

Beaf: Very nice one from Pat Utomi.
I think we might be adding Seriake Dickson of Bayelsa from the way things are going.

Hmmmm his past is no more colorful than former disgraced (now honored) governor DSP Alamieyeseigha nor his evidently corrupt/disgraced immediate past governor Sylvia Timipre .. but let us do what we always do nonetheless -- give him time to undo the damage and perform to the pleasant surprise of Bayelsans

Please MOSOP - vote GEJ as your First President and also declare Economic Independence

Bobs!! haba!! okay na no problem! this guy was angry when he considered this - very angry

guy - u fall my hand.. perhaps you should stick with paraga/agbo sellers

Elder Igbo-Smoking Clark has made a point, at least GEJ admitted that MEND were his brothers time to own-up IBB and Gen. Buhari

mathskill: Muslim burial is one of the few good things that islam has offered man.Their burial cost next to nothing.A white sheet to shroud the dead body,water for washing the dead body and perfume to spray the dead body is all that is needed.No expensive casket,buying of burial space,celebration nor mortuary bill to settle.

Atheists way is way better - just cremate the damn body - WGAF! where the body is going to in the after-life - wait - is there an after-life

blink182: Go down low.....madt song from Timaya Egberipapa 1

download

That is why Gospel Music artistse will never be as rich as profane-bursting Rock/Metal/RnB/HipHop/Rap Artistes - people love that shioit Imagine shouting Jesus Yea Yea !! in-between your Rap Lyrics

LocalChamp: .

More like an inter-governmental buffoooooooon.. she loos like on butt-ugly foooooooool

ebamma: when she was sick the sent her to india for cheap surgery now that she is dead the are spending millions on the burial,i will reserve my comments.

Abeg the Mama try naaa.. at least she won't be haunting them after the rumored illuminati blood sacrifice conspiracy just wait till PSquare get awards ta MTV Music Awards and start starring in Hollywood movies alongside the 3 stooges

Enigma: Moses in particular was always questioning or "arguing" with God --------- yet he was bestowed with such great honour as to be at The Transfiguration.

Does God encourage critical inquiry from his children - I think so but it seems modern-day Christianity is a throw-back to the dark-ages of heresy, apostasy, blasphemy.. nobody wants to question or test the spirits anymore

@OP I am sure everyone who served and got posted to teach (especially Maths/English) will agree that whether North or South,the results are comparable - PISS.POOR.
I remember interviewing a guy who was preparing for UME and when asked to write what courses he found interesting, he spelled course like so "curse". this is someone who had the "benefit" of attending a school in Victoria Island Lagos (I won't mention which one). Education is on the low-low and it is still going down further.

Olanlere11: If El Rufai can sponsor a paper written by Victoria Ohaeri on his Facebook, condemning demolition of Boko Haram houses used for bomb factory, then he is a suspect. The paper says: study established that mere suspicion of harboring the sect members have consistently been used to justify arson and the habitual burning of private residences, properties and businesses of citizens. Across the northern states of Borno, Kano, Plateau and Yobe, buildings where improvised explosive devises (IEDs) and other dangerous weapons were allegedly found have been demolished following violent military raids. These types of demolitions are generally, extremely violent, bloody, unplanned and carried out with utmost disregard for the due process of law and the human rights of the occupiers, regardless of their status as indigenous peoples. They are usually preceded by gun battles – lasting for hours – between militant groups and Nigeria’s security operatives. They happen very instantaneously, without prior warning and often during the night, giving the inhabitants little or no time to evacuate their properties. No particular procedure is followed to determine the actual owners of the buildings or to establish the complicity of such house owners in terrorist activities.
He condemned JTF's Operations just becos his boys are involved. God don the catch am

http://africanheraldexpress.com/blog7/2012/06/30/demolishing-foundations-of-peace-by-victoria-ohaeri/

Guy, what about the peeps GEJ says have been identified as BH sponsors (some in his government)

torkaka: I KILLED SUPERMAN source PDP times

How dare you take credit illegally - Superman was killed by Doomsday

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The Attack on the VP's house was perpetrated by none other than DANGER-MOUSE !!!

https://www.topfloormusic.com/keywords/Danger_Mouse/Danger_Mouse_5.jpg