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bigtt76: Nice one! Let me help add the ones I can think of too

32. First Nigeria President (Civil or Military) to be so insulted and called a 'Retardeen
33. First Nigeria President (Civil or Military) to have his Wife appointed as Permanent Secretary
34. First Nigeria President (Civil or Military) to allocate One BILLION Naira as feeding allowance!
35. First Nigeria President (Civil or Military) to be SHOELESS when young and CLUELESS when old
36. First Nigeria President (Civil or Military) to have corrupt politicians identified but yet not jailed!

LMBFAO!
Let me add one more
37: First Nigeria President (Civil or Military)to bring FACEBOOK to Nigeria
38: First Nigeria President (Civil or Military)to have his comments published into a Nigerian Bestseller

Flakeey: some gurls with bad and shapeless legs still wear mini skirts/gowns
what are they flaunting, Hot legs or what

Whites have fooled Nigerian girls into looking sickly like a sack of grandma bones and unhealthy skin with blotches.. make up is nasty too

WTF!!! this post just killed my buzz

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]Thread like this without any member of the 40 laptop crew? Today must be really a sad one in the life of the likes of Beaf & his pack of scoundrels commissioned to attack any anti GEJ.[/quote]I am a bonafide 41-laptopper

[quote author=Akanbi_edu]Apart from that, Nigeria has other strategic points other than OIL.[/quote]I am curious so I will ask.. what other strategic points of interest? outside the real potential for unbalancing the region in the event of a nation-wide civil crises that results in 150+ million refugees spilling into neighboring states. Peace-Keeping? Funding AU and OUA and ECOWAS Budget like the US does for the UN

maclatunji: Where is Beaf to come and post anti-Tinubu documents for us to see.

You do not need BEAF for that you can do it just fine

HNosegbe: I'm not sure I get the full gist of your post but if what you're saying is that the centre should "strengthen and purge" itself, just know that it will be a cold day in hell before those thieving rent-seeking oligarchs in Abuja try to change the status quo. History has always shown that those who benefit from a rotten system are the least motivated to change it. Until we stop the practice of sharing oil money from Abuja and give the regions control over their resources, development will NEVER reach the grassroots.

End of.

My bad.. that happens when one speaks in frustration. we already know how fractured this political family called Nigeria is. further division will not amount to anything positive. when I say Strengthen and Purge I mean Political Awareness and Empowerment of our Youth in the Political Arena. in 2005 a close friend vied for the House of Reps Jire Constituency in Maiduguri. bright fellow, de-tribalized Nigerian. He had to withdraw because the God-fathers were too demanding. This is what happens and how our present crop of Political Leadership are where they are today. If BAT is truly serious about this then he would groom future leaders. not the hopeless windbags and incompetent laggards he has been sending to the senate and house of reps. (e.g Surulere ex-LGA Chairman) If the crop of young leaders are empowered (highly unlikely) by the corrupt God-Fathers we have today there is hope of a Progressive or Cohesive Polity that is Diverse (Yet Unified) and able to deal with issues like SECURITY, MEND, BH, NNPC, LOCAL/Foreign DEBT etc.. all these issues end up being politicized because of people the likes of BAT and his friends in PDP

HNosegbe: Though I doubt his motives, he spoke the truth. The centre needs to be weakened.

No.. the Center needs to be Purged and Strengthened not fractured and open to r.ape and violations by Tinubu.. (not that it is not going through that already) and it won't be achieved with the likes of pre-independence oafs like BAT, IBB, GEJ, OBJ, ATK, NOI, Daddy GO, UBA and SLS running this country deeper into shi.t creek.

A rare phenomenon, the 1-eyed oracle leaves the shrine. It is a known fact that all that Tinubu says is true however, you will be a hopeless ignoramus to believe that GEJ is responsible without considering the dynamics of our sordid political environment Nigeria has been in since our vaunted claims to Democracy since 1999. The only problem I have with GEJ is how he allows himself to be burdened by obvious political whining and bullying without a sensible rebuttal

It is sad that Political/Economic giants the likes of BAT cannot throw down exemplary initiatives to develop the nation and in his own small way, rather he keeps pick-pocketing from all his stooge governors and appointees. Yes GEJ is a Arrow.. do you have to be a Arrow as well you hypocritical oaf

Well Well, the 1-eyed oracle leaves the shrine. It is a known fact that all that Tinubu says is true however, you will be a hopeless ignoramus to believe that GEJ is responsible without considering the dynamics of our sordid political environment Nigeria has been in since our vaunted claims to Democracy since 1999. The only problem I have with GEJ is how he allows himself to be burdened by obvious political bullying without a sensible rebuttal

It is sad that Political/Economic giants the likes of BAT cannot throw down exemplary initiatives to develop the nation and in his own small way, rather he keeps pick-pocketing from all his stooge governors and appointees. Yes GEJ is a Arrow.. do you have to be a Arrow as well you hypocritical oaf

obowunmi: Chooiii.... More trouble. Ethnic clashes, .... Boko Horam is the new MEND.

On the contrary - BH is a deliberate elongation of a Political Agenda by the Northern Elite. But if this is true then it is good news. The North should explore all possibilities of Crude deposits and invite multinational Oil corporations to help derive all the benefits associated with crude oil. We should expect to see the much needed development of the North in both Agro and Oil production. which leaves the East, West and South with producing Musicians, Comedians and Multi-talented fishermen with no shoes

kool J: His name will be 'Emmanuel' and not 'Jesus'. And yes, Jesus was a popular name back then which means 'Save'

Damn it!! i knew he was an igbo dude

ACM10: In this age and time, some people still believe that they can make money through ritual rites of murdering their fellow human beings. So pathetic

That is what they want you to think.. sale of body parts, kidneys, heart and liver is very profitable $$$$ this is the real deal not blood money or spiritual rituals.

Take note

Apparently our half-literate leaders are smarter than we the intelligent folks who know what is happening

Gbawe: Indeed. Highly incompetent and clueless to boot. Our worst Olympic outing in modern history is just the beginning. Even as we have seen a lot already, we will all witness many more grave outcomes directly highlighting the corrupt and inept leadership of this opportunist and his gang of brazen crooks.

This is getting really tiring, i fear i may not see an incorruptible Nigeria earlier than I will see a disintegrated war-zone Nigeria. we all know exactly what is wrong with this nation and it is not as if these leaders are half as intelligent as illiterate local council chairmen - yet we seem to be in their perpetual grasp. unable to make positive change over 5 decades

turnstoner: S'pose I play the devil's advocate here and suggest that self-sacrifice is not always the noble act that it seems: Most times it is out of sheer foolhardiness!

and we know from experience that it is in great abundance when reasoning is lacking

sooo it seems only Christians (you know the type i mean ) are capable of exhibiting a keen sense of morality I fear the words of Jesus before he departed (fortunately) will come true in my time, Christians will face heavy persecution not because they are Christians..but because they are hypocrites, lacking in every sense of the word - Moral fiber that is universally applicable to all situations. Christian morals seem only effective when working in a small bubble of christian intelligence

@Dream gurus, unfortunately my dream body looks and weighs as much as my physical body. so flying is really a bad experience. i get caught by the ankle before i reach 10ft up.

Clifford Orji.. the dude who made the name Clifford a disgrace to many named so.. The only pain is that you did not reveal who you were selling body parts to and they are now smiling to the bank

cap28: wicked shape, write off face

face no matter in the dark.. a5rse up face down

JTF must have their fill before FG will listen to the elders.. Northern Governors kept silent while Bioko-Haram and Fulani's butchered non-muslims, none hausa/fulanis. placing a heavy burden of consequential action on the shoulders of GEJ.. now they are worried because they can neither call their boko-brothers to order or stop their Funding from b@asta$%#D muslim nations like Saudi-Arabia. yes innocent civilians who stood by and watched their non-hausa/fulani/muslim neighbours get gutted by boko-haram and offered no helping hand.. JTF must step up the game.. get at least one sponsor and nail it to one of these radical governors who have their own stupid political agenda like Peter Odili had with MEND..

Yield: She has a great body.

stop coveting !

Laila Ikeji: What do you think?
Its reportedly from a movie where she acted razz.

Marriage life is starting to tell on her behind that gangster niggu prince is akpakoooin like a mofo.. damn!!

GREAAAAAAAATEST AKOKITES!! GREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAATTEST OF THE GREATEST AKOKITES

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I will really enjoying fhucking this girl... There is something about her...[/quote]guy she is a MILF almost clocking 50 (if her biological clock has not clocked out ;D_)

The Problem with the English Language is more times than most it is eitehr used to prolong meaningless arguments or to deceive the mindless, gullible and blissfully ignorant (if that is possible).

I have folded, this woman will be the death of Nigeria (at least suck the last and final blood)

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egregious: outstandingly bad; flagrant: an egregious lie
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used in an appropriate sentence

… the public perception is that too many corporate executives have committed egregious breaches of trust by cooking the books, shading the truth, and enriching themselves with huge stock-option profits while shareholders suffered breathtaking losses. —John A. Byrne et al., Business Week, 6 May 2002

kenlash1: He is a swindler dt takes moni from women nd he sometimes act as a randy actor

He is not acting oooh, he is really a randy gigolo

[quote author=val_dee]He is a fraudstar and an actor. The thread is a celebration of shame.[/quote]Got that right.. what more do Nigerians Love than praising cruel craftiness and vain people

EarsWide: @Jenkins718

Ok it seems there have been some crossed lines here - I thought you were advocating making it illegal to be gay and it seems you think I am advocating the promotion of a gay lifestyle in society. I am not - what I am saying however is that if two people say they are gay and want to sleep with each other - there is nothing the rest of society can do about it. The only thing that can be done (which you dont support) is some form of punishment - which as you rightly pointed out is barbaric.

I agree.. I think it is a personal exercise in hypocrisy to punish gay people and think promiscuous straights are just that - promiscuous. there are other sorts of "deviant" behavior in society that is worse than being a genocidal maniac and these are severe mental conditions a lot of hypocritical folks place on the same pedestal as being gay.

It has only leaked in trickles what goes on in the hallowed halls of Mother Church. and yet they seem less likely than openly-gays to be challenged, punished and burned to the ground. you will be shocked at the large number of gay folks smack in the middle of Allah-Country Saudi Arabia.. there is that odd silent acceptance there too. so why is it a problem for general society

I don't get it - he lets babies get slaughtered in their sleep Jos just so they could be born in Church

I wonder why Allah and God cannot just step into the ring and settle this matter once and for all .. abegii!!!

I did not get spammed but even this explanation is not comfortable. Yes you can blame Nairalanders for posting their email publicly. it is hard not to.
Nlers - Please post a private message to whom-ever you wish to communicate with via email or be a little clever about it [b]xyz at hotmail dot com [/b]often suffices. bots are not that clever to decipher that. The Nairaland Forum is quiet good at banning posters based on a few banned words I think it can be tasked to replacing @ sign or replacing email addresses with something else