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kodewrita:
@Ajax1211 really?? because I know for a fact that Shell staff rarely code. They outsource when localized apps are needed and rely mostly on their global tech center for actual coding. When did he join by the way? staff/contract. 1.5m seems to me an awful lot to pay.

It is average considering the fact that they have put another of Nigeria's Software Architects to work as a code tester and backroom support (again)

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=830858.msg9822184#msg9822184 date=1324638065]I like when its girl on girl.

Thats sexy. But bloke on bloke is just wrong and pisses God off. [/quote]You get my drift

Poor Weather is causing bad reception between earth and Heaven -

Who can hook me up with Tinubu - please I need to steal some of his billions Merry Christmas NL politicos

NLers Take Branch out of backside and switch on Brain

Awww! but i was goign to update my list of functional internet scams for 2011 drats! and double-drats!

It is not what you wear but how you look wearing it

Determine your skins average PH and consult a good cosmetologist on treatment - a very good moisturizer is Johnson's baby Moisturizer. but you need to treat your skin properly before you start using it. a perfect water-based moisturizer - and avoid the hot burning sun and smog from traffic in Lagos

If you understand Keshi's motives, you will understand his actions - Yes how you wear your tattoos or ear rings or nut-busters do not connect with how you play - Your Attitude affects your performance on the other hand. It is very common with Players who make up for low-confidence with outlandish hairstyles and body-piercings and tattoos. Yes it can make one look confident, bold and brave but really it is a psychological facade - when faced with a situation that requires real confidence built from repeated disciplined experience. such lads will simply recede into their shell and start fumbling on the field of play in front of players who have built their Confidence from Experience and not from BeatsByDre headphones, ear-studs, flashy carrs, tattoos and a fake foreign accent. I am not confident when it comes to Keshi's pedigree but i see reason with his decision.

Unfortunately the problem of political diplomacy with terrorists in the face of sorely-lacking security has allowed other disgruntled elements to hatch their plans behind the mask of Boko-Haram. It is quote unfortunate that The FG still forges on as if nothing is happening and that Economic Interests can thrive in the face of Social unrest. It is just unfortunate that the minds we consider of high intellect are only consumed by the sound of their blissfully ignorant voices on national television. A chaotic and bloody revolution will take place but it won't be us against them. it will be poor vs. just-getting by.

igbo boy:
he does have a gay suspicion though (nt because he no wan straff girls for BBA) based on say they guy dey do im lashes, eye brow, he has this gay look, he is too metrosexual to the point it is uncomfortable looking at him.

The guy is gay - how many guys stare into your eyes and purse their lips when they are not talking to you - the other yella ibo guy with a red mammary-gland vest is definitely gay. abegi BBA na opportunity to straff babes - come see naija guy wey no want awuf chook. which-side!!

Arrrrrgh - sexy Mumagee , whyyyy my only fantasy, my only sexy mammageeee why have you don this to meeee. I never got a chance to hit it

Eko_ile, why do i have this stinging suspicion that you are actually @BEAF

You have got one position right though - it is the middle-class that will spring a revolution to upturn this decadent generation of aging politicians, however it is still the middle-class that remain the most stagnant of all potential activism pool since the ascendancy of "democracy" - The poor masses have far deeper worries that subsidy removal or corruption in high-places, they are too busy looking for the next meal, the next roof over their head and the next baby from their way-ward daughters It is the middle-class that should be talking and acting the revolution. Unfortunately they are the most docile, arm-chair activists on this planet - Action is what is needed, this class of corrupt leadership cannot be driven out of power by protests and frustrated talk. something tangibly fatal has to be done and facebook or blogs simply won't cut it.

webmanlag:
OP, Go bless you for sharing this information. These bandits will soon have nowhere to hide

The Rascals are not hiding FYI they are doing all the above mentioned in plain sight

ttt

While he speaks well (SLS i.e) I am just wondering how you can put the Horse before the Cart and expect progress - Subsidize Local production if you wish to remove Subsidies on imported products.   Nigeria has not met her OPEC Quota on local output in the past 15 years   Why are you side-stepping that obvious gap - What is the real problem with local production? damn it!!  

Some ga.y-looking peeps right there       but that don't hurt the indomie-sharing so it is all good

While I do not agree with Keshi on the reason he put out for banning earings - I see some reason in banning egotistic fashionware and attitudes that do not translate to performance on the field of play. Attitude is important in sport but if it is for the reason of looking good - heck ban it!  

Take our Basketball Team for instance from Dream Team I to xyz. They all play in leagues in Europe and the NBA, they wear dreadlocks and piercings, earings and nose buckles. They are tattooed worse that Lil Wayne and speak like they were all born in yankee - screaming :"nigguh pass da ball fool!" on the court and saying the F-word so often you would think it was part of their dialect. They have never won or even come second in a continental and inter-continental or international (olympics) basketball match-up. Meanwhile Angola has a team of local players, clean-shaven, low-cut appearance and they often contend with the USA in any international match and have won continental titles so many times it has become their birth-right. Naija-for-show. boooooooo!

no mind the beefburger he is simply looking for an angle to slip in the main purpose of his argument which is - oya Orikinla!!

as is all too common - at any point in existence there is always to few intellectuals, too few patriots, too few scientists, too few true christians and just about a shipload of muphucking zealots from the Australian outback to the scarab fields of Maiduguri. it is a wonder we are not faced with another deluge. This God must think highly of us

Guys let us be honest with ourselves - It is not the way girls dress that will cause you to be immoral - If you cannot exercise self-control then you must be a lustful, immoral, debauched and utterly pervy pervert. It is similar to what R.apists say when they are questioned - Her dress style made me r.ape her. MEN!! who are sooo weak-willed will give any excuse to debase a woman based on how she looks.

mrjingles:
see what I mean? This is why I try to keep my posts short, but it still gives some people problems. Bros go drink your lager cos you are really in doubt now.

true talk. early friday

I am not one for fashion advice but i have often wondered why girls look beautiful growing up until they hit their teens and start using make-up and stuff - then aging starts setting in and it is sad that girls same age with guys look a lot older and their skin a lot loose and sensitive to the elements

You must understand and accept one fact - Nothing, Absolutely Nothing will bring back young skin or reverse aging - but a whole lot of poor skin care will make you age faster than you would have expected.

1: Stick to a good diet of foods rich in fiber and protein (like you did growing up)
2: Stick to one good moisturizer (like you did growing up)
3: Make-up less cos you are beautiful from the inside - Make up is just a facade that wears-off your real skin over-time and with continued regular make-up starves it of the natural nourishment it gets from the body. Most women cannot step outside without make up until the day they pass-on
4: Stay away from bleaching and any other name it goes by (toning, skinning, lightening, exfoliating) you can achieve a rich glowing skin no matter the blend
5: Exfoliate Once a month (Clearasil Blackhead Scrub) and use a water-base - low-alkaline solutions to keep the grime away every night - especially if you work in Lagos with all the smog from cars in traffic and generator fumes. Scrubbing the skin too often makes it delicate and open to attack from the elements.
6: Wash your face every night and dab on a light touch of (Original) Oil of Olay Regenerist Night Recovery Cream http://www.olay.com/skin-care-products/anti-aging-products/night-recovery-cream?pid=075609600647

Do this and you might recover some lost age (not all of it)

@OP Please seat at home and cover your wife/girlfriend with a thick blanket from head2toe - stop threatening my only reason to go to shoprite okay this is your first warning

Everyone knows that Christ was not born on Christmas day you dufus!

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=551156.msg7146538#msg7146538 date=1289810715]I guess this is in response to Emeagwali's thread ? Anyhow,the guy didn't claim to have invented christainity unlike philip who claimed to have invented the internet.[/quote]Philip Emeagwali did not invent the internet, Goodluck Jonathan did before he invented Facebook and brought it to Nigeria     

Da Doctor:



LAGOSIANS!!! GOOD MORNING!

THIS IS ONE IN A MILLION TO COME.
I HAVE ALWAYS SAID IT. FASHOLA IS A STUDGE, TINUBU IS THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK. ENRINCHING HIMSELF.

HNNMMM. EKO ONI BAJE OH!!!

A Misconception, Fashola is no Stooge, he is infact a Capone in this Racket, Tinubu is a Tiger slowly fading away - It must be tiring planning all this racket for a bleedin 8-yrs only for Fashola to take the cream in less than 4 yrs

Fhemmmy:
Please post more, chief Spyder, me and you fit make so much money on this kinda thing oh . . . i just put them inside ride to be exported and we are done . . . maybe i should find time to check some prices here and showcase too . . . just kinda lazy small to drive around and gas aint cheap for here oh

Those prices are ridiculously expensive

@Fhemmmy no mind Naija and their penchant for over-priced knock-offs Idon't mind some IKEA Furniture do you do IKEA. I will pay your margins+Shipping (If they are not ridiculously high) what say you?

Usefulman AKA Yusuf_Akue, can you confirm the following please
1: What date was the Brief of Argument filed with the Supreme Court of Nigeria?
2: Was it the same Brief of Argument filed at the Appeal Court? in other words is it a Supplemtary Brief of an Appellant's Brief or an Amicus Curiae
3: How many pages is the Brief of Argument, if it is a small number, can you make this available? or at least summarize it? (You can ignore this if you do not have a copy of the Brief of Argument since CommandClem Lawyers will have it and it is usually filed as a Public Record)

Merry Christmas to you too

obowunmi:
Ibo women toto are sweet.

Na lie joor

mrjingles:
This is a typical "dem say" thread, I don't know when posting long diatribes constitute facts. Anyway this is NLand, teeming with angry youths and armchair "experts".

And your faculties of mental deduction are not sufficient abi?