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CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage: My Husband Doesn’t Want People To See Our Baby by Laid2001: 11:43am On Dec 03, 2015
Abi the baby no fine reach.

Baby that you were eager to show us naked body during pregnancy, suddenly your husband no wan expose to us.

ok continuu!
PoliticsRe: Biafra Agitators Burn Two Trailers At Onitsha Head Bridge (Pics) by Laid2001: 3:00pm On Dec 02, 2015
As for the Igbos, it is quite simple to get Biafra with the following steps; I can assure u its going to work out successfully. if u can unite and follow the following steps then I can tell you, welcome to the Republic of Biafra in advance.

Withdraw all ur services from Nigeria
Withdraw your kinsmen who are public office holders e.g Ike Ekweremadu, deputy senate president etc.
Reject all the ministerial nomination from the so called Nigeria.
Endeavour to reject Federal Allocation. u re very industrious people u will be better off without it
Stop all forms of importation through the Nigerian sea port so that Nigeria will crumble without ur Tax
Recall all your sons and daughters from all parts of Nigeria to relocate to home until this fight is over then Nigeria can beg them to come back as expatriate.
Lock up all ur shops in idumota, Alaba international, Kano main market, and every other market even in the remote villages across the country.
Go beyond closing of the Niger bridge stop all Nigerians from buying or selling in Onitsha Main market or Ariaria market in Aba.
Make sure u make ur Visa very hard for Nigerians.
This fight can be achieved without Violence just like south Sudan. NO NEED FOR VIOLENCE.
Igbo kwenu!!! hee
EducationRe: Hadiza Saddik-Mahuta Breaks Record In The UK After Bagging Distinction In Law by Laid2001: 1:37pm On Dec 02, 2015
Well, that is not worth celebrating to many people yet.
But don't give up, you can still be a celebrity in the future or you think your own don pafuka!!

Alanjeffy:
who don celebrate my second class hons in mechanical engineering.


end time reasoning
EducationRe: Hadiza Saddik-Mahuta Breaks Record In The UK After Bagging Distinction In Law by Laid2001: 11:08am On Dec 02, 2015
Sad what we have turned this country to!

But would you also not bother to mention her religion if she had been a terrorist bomber!

It is food for thought. Why would it be important to mention religion for bad thing and not when it is associated with good thing!.


Xposer:
seconded... this just shows our major problem in Nigeria -bigotry, ethnic segregation, religious sentiment. Now she is no longer a Nigerian but Muslim.... SMH
PoliticsRe: Senator Yerima: "Biafra Struggle Is Legitimate" - Daily Times by Laid2001: 10:23am On Dec 02, 2015
"Omo ale tii fi owo osi juwe ile baba re"

Above is if you are YORUBA at all.

As for the Igbos, it is quite simple to get their Biafra with the following steps; I can assure u its going to work out successfully. if u can unite and follow the following steps then I can tell you, welcome to the Republic of Biafra in advance.
STEP 1
withdraw all ur services from Nigeria and render the Nigerians as u are the backbone of the country
STEP 2
Withdraw your kinsmen who are public office holders e.g Ike Ekweremadu, deputy senate president, Peter Obi the D.G of S.E.C
STEP 3
Reject all the ministerial nomination from the so called Nigeria.
STEP 4
Endeavour to reject Federal Allocation. u re very industrious people u will be better off without it
STEP 5
Stop all form of importation through the Nigerian sea port so that Nigeria will crumble without ur Tax
STEP 6
Recall all your sons and daughters from all parts of Nigeria to relocate to home until this fight is over then Nigeria can beg them to come back as expatriate
STEP 7
Lock up all ur shops in idumota, Alaba international, Kano main market, and every other market even in the remote villages across the country.
STEP 8
Go beyond closing of the Niger bridge stop all Nigerians from buying or selling in Onitsha Main market or Ariaria market in Aba.
STEP 9
Make sure u make ur Visa very hard for Nigerians.
STEP 10
This fight can be achieved without Violence just like south Sudan. Finally, make sure u dont fight it with weapons.
Igbo kwenu!!! hee!


Liftkid:
Please tell the brainless dictator!

They All know The Truth and they are saying it one after the other.
A yoruba man wrote some few minutes ago.
I have brainstormed about Biafra, as a Yoruba man I just wanna say, I think this is a matter of National interest, which requires absolute care, if the government does anyhow with it, it could cause another Instability, loss of life and property.
I see people who are soaked in their belief, radicalised and won't give up unless they die or actualise their aim.
I know some people will come and rubbish this as nonsense but let's remember one thing there is no burning bush that does not start without a small little flame.
As for we Yorubas, I hope our cowardice does not lead us to extinction and mediocrity
PoliticsRe: Helicopters Hovering Round Onitsha With Nigerian Flag - Pics by Laid2001: 8:35pm On Dec 01, 2015
Where is Biafra? Those 5 tiny states, with land mass less than Borno or Adamawa?
Naa, forget it, that can't be a nation; too tiny to survive a second onslaught.!
HealthRe: Photos Of Best Hospitals In Anambra by Laid2001: 12:57pm On Dec 01, 2015
Were you an inmate of Dubai Prison?

You must have enjoyed your stay there!

johnmartus:
RESEMBLE DUBAI PRISON
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Destroys Nigerian Military Base; 107 Troops MIA - Dailymail UK by Laid2001: 12:36pm On Dec 01, 2015
I know many at the war front who confirmed the Military HQ's version of the story. Few soldiers died. More than 100 returned to base eventually.!


Baboo13:
Sadly, the 107 soldiers that were missing is very true

I know someone withing the military who told me this, the army is just trying to cover up
IslamRe: Is This The Most Beautiful Mosque In Nigeria? by Laid2001: 8:47pm On Nov 29, 2015
This is really beautiful even if it is not the most Beautiful for that may be subjective.

May Almighty Allah bless the one who has built this for His worship.

And may Allah extol the sunnah of the prophet and douse the fire of Taughut in our dear Nation.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: He Lost His Chance Of Getting The Job Because Of Pierced Ears by Laid2001: 10:55am On Nov 29, 2015
I look through the corporate world in Nigeria and not a single male manager wears ear ring.

You think it is coincidence!. No, they simply don't see male ear ring as decent, hence why you will not see one.

I have worked in a bank and an IOC and not a single one of my colleagues uses ear ring as a man.At least not in our Nigerian offices. You will see very few experts, but even those are never manager materials!.
PoliticsRe: Governor El-Rufai Sitting On The Floor At A Town Hall Meeting...(photo) by Laid2001: 11:56pm On Nov 28, 2015
You are wrong, It is all politics of Nigeria. El-Rufai did not dislike GEJ because he is not hausa-Fulani. He dislike GEJ because of political interest. If GEJ aligned with his political interest, he would have been singing his praise. This same El-rufai has blasted GMB in the past when they have different political interest!.

We should not always see things with tribalistic prisms.



coolhamid:
Dude is sound but I dislike him for showing hypocrisy during GEJ era. Mind you, I don't really fancy GEJ style of leadership but I must commend him in some aspect. But people like Elrufai would never see anything good in GEJ administration because GEJ wasn't Hausa-Fulani.

Only GOD will Judge us all for our deeds.
FamilyRe: Should He Forgive His Brother Who Abandoned Them After He Got A Job? by Laid2001: 11:47pm On Nov 28, 2015
1. Being a police officer, your brother may be employed but surely does not have enough for himself and others!. certainly not from police salary. And from your write-up you expect your brother to be rich, surely you expect him to be corrupt like others. All those officer getting rich within short time of commissioning are thieves and corrupt officer and they are in Majority in Nigeria. A police officers take home can hardly take him home. May be this is why he could not do much for the family!.

2. as for you father; you claimed things were very difficult and now suddenly after death, you fathers estate become affluent. A dead poor man does not become rich now. How come your fathers estate is so large that your brother wants part of the action!.

3. If your father's estate is rich, notwithstanding you being the next of kin, the inheritance belongs to all the kids. Except if the father has a will that excludes your brother.

4. If you don't want trouble, to go to jail or even get nothing from your father's inheritance, you are better of not dragging it with a police officer!

5. To err is human, but to forgive is divine. But don't ever make a mistake that your brother has change to what you like. It never happens. You should forgive, share the inheritance with your sibling and make sure you part ways amicably. But don't ever let him too close. Be careful of him for ever!
RomanceRe: Email Exchange Between Sugabelly And Mustapha Audu by Laid2001: 12:23pm On Nov 28, 2015
The lady was not statutorily Raped according to Nigerian Law.

1. The Child’s Rights Act, (which is adopted in Abuja) in line with CRC, prohibits the betrothal and marriage of a child. However, there is no marriage or bethrotal in this case at all, so this act has no effect in this case.

2. It is a crime to have sex with a child under the age of consent in Nigeria. In the past many states have different age of consent and some were silent about it. However, Days after being applauded for imposing a ban on female genital mutilation, Nigeria lowered the age of consent for sex from 18 to 11.

On 4 June 2015, the Senate arm of the Nigerian National Assembly (led by PDP) hurriedly passed the bill reducing the age of consent. The seventh Senate reportedly passed over 40 other bills on the same day.

Apart from this, the Sexual Offences Bill also prescribes life imprisonment for rapists and those who have sexual intercourse with children below 11 years, Nigeria Watch reported.


SO SUGARBELLY CAN NOT CLAIM STATUTORY RAPE, and coming from a rich family, i am sure her family lawyer must have advised her as such and hence her resort to mud slinging!!!
RomanceRe: Email Exchange Between Sugabelly And Mustapha Audu by Laid2001: 12:04pm On Nov 28, 2015
First there was no 2007 mail or chat that suggested sex happened. secondly the age of consent in Nigeria is not 18 yrs.

And please quote the section of the law you referred to so that we can all confirm it.!

GurlFriend:
In 2007 she was 17. The Child Rights Act which is in force in Abuja says that it is a crime to have sex with anyone younger than 18. It is called statutory rape.

Just my 50 kobo grin
PoliticsRe: Mustapha Audu Speaks On Sugabelly Alleged Rape Story by Laid2001: 11:51am On Nov 28, 2015
Do you know that 17 yrs is above age of consent in Kogi states.
Even in many states in the USA, age of consent is below 17 yrs of age!.

Google is your friend check out age of consent all over the world. Yes she can not vote but at that age, she is allowed to have consensual sex.! You may not like it but that is the law!

the guy has broken no law by befriending her at that age and majority of youth already had their first canal knowlede by that age as well.

Mind you I am an advocate of Abstinence but unfortunately, that is not the law for now.!!


NosoChic:
Well said....Besides she was 17 years old at that time and he was 25 years...Whatever evidence he claims to have, let him remember she was just 17
CrimeRe: Sugabelly Alleged Rape: A Pure Case Of Blackmail, Intimidation And Lies by Laid2001: 11:36am On Nov 28, 2015
You brought no evidence of all your assertions against the Audus. You never want to accept that you fell for the useless sugarbelly lady's lies.
Barcanista has presented his evidences to back up his own assertions and hence for now we have to accept it as it was with the proof.


agabusta:
Hmmmm I thought u re a political analyst.

Well from my own opinion, they had a relationship, a very steamy one that ended at the detriment of the girl.

And she is still very bitter and angry.

Sometimes some ladies especially those ones u took their virginity can be crazily in love with someone.

They can also be obsessively in love, which I think is what happened in this case.

The lady obviously was obsessively in love with the guy and threw everything at him.

TonyeBarcanista she may be right that she was gang banged, but I can validly assume that she must have willingly participated in at least one o*rgy before the guy will be forcing her to participate in others.

Youths having access to cool cash and liberty can be extremely wild.

The guy and the lady obviously had a wild intimate relationship, which resulted in the lady being in emotional bondage to the guy. The guy, as usual with most spoilt brats then took advantage of her and started treating her like dirt.

The lady being an obsessive lover, took the dirt thinking "if that pleases the man I love, then I can take it".

At the end of the day, the guy jilted her in a way that left her emotionally devastated. Jilting an obsessive lover can be traumatic, infact they may kill in anger sef or commit suicide.

She is angry and bitter and unable to get back at the Audus due to their influence in the society.

This must have made her even more bitter.

She now lives in the US, land of equity and justice. And her eyes are fully opened with realisations that she was abused!

This is with respect to her age then, but had the guy not jilted her, this would never had come up.

She wants her own pound of flesh and has fired the first shots.

But I must let her know that this is Nigeria, except she has all her facts intact, Nigerian guys cannot be easily intimidated.

When the Audus decide to fight back and open their own can of worms, I hope her family will not suffer greater embarrassments.

Of course the show has just began, she fired the first shots at the Audus using their real name while she used an alias that sounds even somehow. The Audus are now prepared to take on her back and has revealed her real name.

One thing is sure, the Audu guy may be guilty on some fronts, but this lady equally played along until the relationship was broken. Imagine a lady trying to describe sexual encounter with a guy to the public using a phrase like "he fvck.d me". Her usage of that word alone will make a lot of people in this our society to doubt the 'young innocent me personality' she is trying to sell to the public.

I'm not a lawyer. Someone pls tell me if we have anything like 'statutory rape' in the Nigerian criminal laws. No bashing pls. Just want to know if for sure we also have it in our laws.
RomanceRe: Kano Bans Pornographic Movies, Blue Films Seized From Shops & Set On Fire (Pics) by Laid2001: 11:13am On Nov 28, 2015
First I support the specific ACTION taken by the Kano government on this issue of pornography!.
No where in the world is pornography unregulated like this this country or should I say unchecked despite the laws against it.!

Gosh, It is clear that majority of the commenters on this tread are supporters of pornography unckedked or is it the hatred of the Northerners that is making them posting crapp like this.

This post is not about how good or hypocritical the Kano government are, it is about pornography and it being regulated!!

Every sane government have regulation on Adult entertainment and pornography and they enforce the law on it. That nigerian government is lawless and can not even enforce the little they have should be of concern to us all.

Young men/ladies and teenagers of Nigeria are becoming damaged goods when many of thier parents are already damaged due to the same issue of unregulated adult entertainment.! everyday, there is rape of all category and even incest is becoming a daily affairs in the country.

Yet each time this is reported only useless noise of "Kongi na bastard" will rent the air from rapists (and their apologists) on Nairalander. Make no mistakes, the law enforcement agents will have loads of circumstantial evidence against many of you, when they wake up to their role and start doing their jobs!!.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by Laid2001: 12:33pm On Nov 26, 2015
There are millions of employed people without tax id. Many graduates who are employed in the informal sectors do not have tax id.
Some of them makes hundreds of thousands per month!.




Paentera:
To add to my earlier posts, the Graduate Jobseekers Allowance is totally different from the Cash Conditional Transfer and will not be N5k. FG will pay this funds for 1 year after NYSC.

For those asking how government will know when you have gotten a job or not? With BVN, government now has access to determine when you receive a Tax ID to start earning an income. Once you are assigned a Tax ID, your name is automatically removed from the Unemployment scheme list.

This really is easy to figure out.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by Laid2001:
I have looked at this issue deeply and concluded that this is surely possible, although not perfect!

1.Ensure certain level of education is a requirement and collate data from the certification body (WAC/NECO, Universities etc)) and request for presentation of certificate for registration!.

2. Get every registered youth to open an account and submit their BVN.

3. Since the BVn can not be duplicated, use it to eliminate double registrations and ban those people with double registration!.

4. Run account transaction query on all remaining BVNs and eliminate all BVNs with monthly inflow above N50k/month (or any other cut off amount) in the last six month.

5. Start payments on the remaining BVNs that scaled through item 2-4 above.

6. Run Monthly screening of the BVNs and drop those that fails item 4 above monthly.

These is based on the premise that anyone with employment in one way or the other will need a bank account or more than one accounts. And an unemployed person is not expected to be consistently have inflow of more than N30K monthly into his/her bank account.
It is also premise on the fact that, it is difficult to do without a bank account if you are GAINFULLY Employed.
FashionRe: Ugliest Man In Zimbabwe Vs Ugliest Man In Nigeria by Laid2001: 3:37pm On Nov 25, 2015
Them look alike small sha
PoliticsRe: #FuelScarcity: How Much Is Petrol Sold In Your Area? by Laid2001: 3:19pm On Nov 25, 2015
Along Aba Express way in Port Harcourt many filling station selling at N87/liter but there is lonnnnnnnng queue. I bought 25litre for N4K in the black market.

filling stations at the outskirt of Port Harcourt are selling betweenN110-N140/liter today.
FamilyRe: My Dad Wishes Me Death, Please Help by Laid2001: 9:09am On Nov 25, 2015
My friend, Your online and offline personality are linked permanently. The online keeps your life record for ever if you don't know.
Why do you think, the FBI and other organization start digging into people's online character once any crime is committed?.

If anyone remotely connected to you carryout any crime or terror attack all his/her online relations are under scrutiny.
Now, let me ask you, if one of your ardent follower online commits rape, do you think your online personality will not be under scrutiny?.

Once, there is any relationship, you will be looked into and if there is any "circumstantial" evidence that your online character help in molding the criminal's offline habit, you may be called in for questioning?.

Many of you youths of today, don't understand that you are a totality of your life, both online and offline character matters!. Criminal psychologists use your online character to predict your offline behaviors!!.

And to common man, first impression (which could be from your online profile) lasts long.!!

Therock5555:
Do you know that an online life and physical life are two huge spams


I showed my dad Nl because he wanted a site to read news and not because he knew I was a member here, he is not even a registered member, he only frequents fp

If you can't decipher all what I've wrote them no P

I'm sure you think all this fierce monikers are lions offline
FamilyRe: My Dad Wishes Me Death, Please Help by Laid2001: 10:13am On Nov 24, 2015
So shall your children be happy of your demise SOON.
voltron:
...hmmm Thank God my Dad died recently.. was darned to happy to get over him in the physical grin grin
Anyone who does psychological damage needs to be forgotten and formatted from memory
At the risk of sounding inhumane.. seriously Fathers owe their Children everything cos no one asked to be born and have to go through some daddy.. ish. I'd get over the mofoka like a bad blunt.
FamilyRe: My Dad Wishes Me Death, Please Help by Laid2001: 9:58am On Nov 24, 2015
If the @op is my kid, he would have been disowned by now.
What do you mean your dad is always wrong!. He is the boss and the boss is never wrong, you are the one that is always wrong!

You get what you deserve. Which good child have your type of profile on Nairaland?

To any decent parent, who have taken time to study your profile, they will know that you are probably second in command to devil!.
If you like go and kill yourself because the head of your household is too strict for your liken, my friend, if the heat is too much, get the hell out of his house na, no be by force, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AN ADULT!.

When you get your own house hold and family rule them the way you like. Don't you know your siblings are the smart ones that realized that "he who plays the piper dictate the tune" and you are the fool for trying to drag the tune with he who plays the piper!

As long as it is your dad's house, you have to stick by the rule.

One more thing, when you get a job, never drag issue with your boss, when he is wrong, keep quite, when he is right, praise him!

You can only change yourself, you can't change the world. And your dad is part of the world. When you change your attitude to your father, he will change his to you!
CrimeRe: Man Declared Wanted For Withdrawing N45m Mistakenly Credited Into His Account by Laid2001: 3:32pm On Nov 23, 2015
The man has committed a crime of theft. He has taken what does not belong to him!.

If he has not committed any crime why is he running and why is he not responding to his bank?

That Banker talking about suing EFCC is not a banker, if he is, he needs to be sacked b'cos a banker like him is a liability to his employer!

EFCC needs to put some bounty on the man for speedy information from Nigerians!
PoliticsRe: ‘Prayer Man’ Tries To Revive Abubakar Audu, Confusion In Kogi by Laid2001: 1:54pm On Nov 23, 2015
It is appointed for man to die and after death is judgment!

No one can raise a dead man. Every human will die but once only!
Nairaland GeneralRe: What A Friend Did Some Minutes Ago. by Laid2001: 10:06am On Nov 23, 2015
No you got it wrong.
He probably publicized it to encourage others.

May God Almighty reward you abundantly.

It is bad enough that the driver of the truck does not even deem it fit to get this done!!!


jnrbayano:
Good work.

But bad that you publicized it to earn human praises.
PoliticsRe: Bola Ahmed Tinubu, Nigeria's Most Powerful Politician - Onyebuchi Ememanka by Laid2001: 12:52pm On Nov 20, 2015
If you call what YORUBA got as barely, then I don't know what heavy would be.

VP
Super Ministers Fashola and Kemi for Works and for Finance
Solid Ministers Fayemi and Shitu for Solid minerals and communications
And don't Forget the substantial minister for Healh, My able former VC Adewole

Your people are mostle Junior officers to the SW guys and you called that barely got anything!. Even Bukola that took the slot of the North central in the central arrangement and the minister of information from Kwara state are Yorubas.

hahaa what else would the SW have asked for more than to be equals at the table of moving Nigeria forward!.



chuna1985:
Wen did u start speaking for all the Yorubashuhhuh

It's very simple to understand but it will be too hard for u to do so. We are not Yoruba sabotage, we are pro pdp n we will always be pdp.

We won't run away to the North to negotiate wit dem to topple a leadership of the south like tinubu did. Now he's suffering d consequence, Yoruba voted en mass for the dullàrd n barely got anything. angry grin grin
PoliticsRe: Bola Ahmed Tinubu, Nigeria's Most Powerful Politician - Onyebuchi Ememanka by Laid2001: 12:10pm On Nov 20, 2015
Twale
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Air Force Bombs “Mass Gathering” Of Boko Haram Terrorists by Laid2001: 9:58am On Nov 20, 2015
Can you show us just one picture/video as you claim from those that always show it!.


donshaddow:
Its quiet funny when military all over the world fighting insurgency or any form of warfare releases videos and images of missions, but Nigerian military has never done that.

Been waiting all these years for a clip or images from them but it has always been propaganda.. They give the press whatever the want them to print.

I could remember vividly the Boston marathon attack... It was a sweet live movie I really did enjoy till the very last moment the guy was arrested.

Naija is just living in secrecy and denial...

We can never develop when we always conceal the truth!
PoliticsRe: Assassination Attempt On Ekweremadu by Laid2001: 10:25pm On Nov 17, 2015
This Ekweremadu and his security details must be grossly incompetent. If anybody tries that with ordinary me, he probably will be in the morgue now.

DSP security carry arms and it is meant to defend their principal. How come the guy that made this attempt is not arrested or not even dead by now!

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