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PoliticsRe: Omoyele Sowore Arrested In Abuja by laiperi: 3:29am On Jan 01, 2021
You know Sowore could hide his head and be more comfortable than you.

Even those older than you cannot remember when this guy is not on the streets fighting for your freedom and justice from politicians.

No wonder they say Nigeria is not worth fighting or dying for.


FarahAideed:
Peaceful protest this early morning? Well Sowore dream is to be martyred by the Buhari govt
RomanceRe: "We Need Marriage But Men Are Scared To Come"... Pretty Lawyer by laiperi: 2:51pm On Dec 30, 2020
Hey, some women are married to their pastor or imam, sorry I mean they are married to Jesus.

Some men are married to Mary Magdalene. Everyone to his or her own.

God nor fes.
RomanceRe: "We Need Marriage But Men Are Scared To Come"... Pretty Lawyer by laiperi: 1:54am On Dec 30, 2020
Pastor's madam spotted.


CalliDora1:
What's my biz with men?

Im married to Jesus. That's the best man ever!
Christianity EtcRe: Chukwu Baba God Enjoy by laiperi(op): 1:29am On Dec 30, 2020
Many people except me have seen this video. I was so moved by it, I wonder how it escaped me.

I have since watched it several times.
Christianity EtcChukwu Baba God Enjoy by laiperi(op): 12:33am On Dec 30, 2020
PoliticsRe: What Ajay Ajimobi Ordered For Vs What She Got by laiperi: 11:02pm On Dec 27, 2020
Dis social media opium na craze.

Why would a politician daughter, dead or alive, come to social media with this with her own identity. She day look for slay madam job?
RomanceRe: Receptionist Sends Message Soliciting Sex From Hotel Guest by laiperi: 10:54pm On Dec 27, 2020
pacespot:
So anybody that goes to hotel now is the ashawo to the receptionist
Like someone above said, it is not a new thing. What is new is that a guy is soliciting. Many female receptionists do it as part-time job where they work. So the asewo should be the guy soliciting, not the lady.

You wouldn't call a man checking into hotel asewo, will you?
RomanceRe: Receptionist Sends Message Soliciting Sex From Hotel Guest by laiperi: 10:26pm On Dec 27, 2020
Some guys sha.

Do you know why she cheeked in waiting for a bigger mouth or dick she saw before you?

Since most Nigerian men don't eat that, I may be wrong, I am surprised she did not jump at it. Only god know how many he ate already with ime cancer mouth.
PoliticsPresidency - Stop Worshipping Humans And Idols by laiperi(op): 7:07pm On Dec 27, 2020
In our penchant for Presidency, we forget each and everyone of them have plunged from wealth to abject poverty since the first Coup.

A Nigerian will rather kill his country unless he has his way. The people are worse than their leaders since leaders are elected to give people what they want, they get the leaders they deserve.

The more poverty the people find themselves, the more they celebrate. They simply refused to vote for new candidates.
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Christmas Celebration In Badagry In 1923 by laiperi: 4:29pm On Dec 27, 2020
People can look at the same picture and see different interpretations depending on what you are looking for.

I see bold upright men in clothes whose humiliation incited Revolts and saved future generations fighting white man in their land, on the sea and in Europe and America.

The pictures drawn by whites are those of savages they saved. This is a real picture of civilized brave men fully clothed unlike other places in Africa.

Take a good look, you will understand people that revolted compared to the children of others still selling themselves into Slavery going into 2021.
PoliticsRe: And So I Finally Visit Enugu For APC Political Rally And Is Full Of Brown Roofs by laiperi: 4:23pm On Dec 26, 2020
OP, if you are trying to show the beauty of new areas and settlement in Enugu fine. All the places you have shown are not more than one block or street in Ibadan.

Show old established areas in Enugu.

If one block or one street is shown to represent Ibadan, you will think you are in Paradise.
FamilyRe: Is It Right For My Niece's Boyfriend To Visit Her In My House? by laiperi: 3:06am On Dec 26, 2020
Make una wait o.

Suppose the uncle dey sleep with the niece friend, no respect or shame nah.

She nor fit try am with her papa. But she and uncle na paddy.
FamilyRe: Is It Right For My Niece's Boyfriend To Visit Her In My House? by laiperi: 2:26am On Dec 26, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Una no just get sense! What gave u guys d impression that they had sex? Kai nawa
I know my sis. Even if dem catch you korokoro, you would say de tin nor enter. embarassed
PoliticsRe: Which One Is Christmas Again by laiperi(op): 10:02pm On Dec 25, 2020
Please can you isolate odinala from omenala or are the same in meaning and practice. Thanks
The Medicine Shell: Igbo Spirituality Explained

Odinala = 'As it is in the land' (Theory, cosmology, ethics etc)
Omenala = 'As it is done in the land (Culture, law, customs etc)
Dovegrey:
Op it is omenala not odinala
PoliticsRe: Which One Is Christmas Again by laiperi(op): 9:11pm On Dec 25, 2020
Cheers.


MIRACOOD1:
I didn't even understand fully the context of ur post.

But now I've settled down and read it. grin
Pardon my initial comment
TravelRe: See The Odd Side Of Living In Canada: Nigerian Lady Experience: PICS & VIDEO by laiperi: 8:24pm On Dec 25, 2020
Obviously you have never experienced real cold weather and blizzards. All your tok na jazz. You think those that freeze to death in their own country are only the homeless?

unatryooh:
Maybe not 2 mins exactly, how much time did it take her to clear her windshield that it became such a burden that she has to complain?

I have been living abroad even before you were conceived. I know how much time it takes to get snow of my windshield and drive off. I also know that you have to lay snow mat on your shield so you don't have to scope it just pull it and you are ready to go.

I also know that before you park you have to anticipate the weather by looking it up and then prepare for it.

I could also infer from your post how limited your knowledge of things and how the world around you is.

Ode I don notice you so run along. grin
PoliticsRe: Operation Wetie: Akintola-Awolowo Rivalry And Nigeria's First Military Coup by laiperi: 8:07pm On Dec 25, 2020
Awo's accomplishments remain un-rivalled in the world. Even Nkrumah had the hat but not the head or the head not the hat. If only Nkrumah had Nigeria as President.

As for corruption, did you read about the British Conservative divertion of funds into their Party some years ago?

Parties are funded through corruption as legalized in the United States. Don't forget, corruption then in Nigeria were by ten percenters.

In retrospect, Akintola was not as bad. You cannot be forming alliance with the North and telling others to stay away. Whatever your gain, Akintola wanted same.

Today, the East love Akintola more than Awo. So, APC did what Akintola wanted.

How did Operation Wet E, lead to Nigerian war?

Ojukwu and Zik were fighting for Awo or Akintola? Abegi!
PoliticsRe: Lanre Sanusi, A Veteran Lagos Born Prince Politician Graduates With Masters by laiperi: 7:31pm On Dec 25, 2020
What the hell is this for?

Every foreign graduate must now celebrate on social media.

BTW, being carved into Lagos State does not make you a Lagosian.
PoliticsRe: Which One Is Christmas Again by laiperi(op): 7:06pm On Dec 25, 2020
MIRACOOD1,

I'm sorry I called you a hustler. I realized you are a female later. It takes more for me to call a female that name.
PoliticsRe: Which One Is Christmas Again by laiperi(op): 6:51pm On Dec 25, 2020
Look at a hustler with colomentality pot calling coal black.

How do you gain clout from you celebrating your master's god?

Ndi ara.


MIRACOOD1:
Are u ok at all?
Clout chasing at it's peak

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PoliticsWhich One Is Christmas Again by laiperi(op): 6:14pm On Dec 25, 2020
Without trying to offend good Christians, Muslim and Atheists, we don catch craze with other people's heroes while we forget or ignore our local ones.

Hausa has Maguzanci,
Igbo has Odinala
Yoruba has Sango

With all respect, none of these is as popular as Jesus or Mohammed nor generate as much festive mood and of course commerce throughout Nigeria.

Merry Christmas.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Has Fought And Won Numerous Battles For Yoruba Nation, Bakare Says by laiperi: 1:47pm On Dec 25, 2020
He is not supporting Tinubu. They are birds of the same mother.

If Tinubu can con his way to power, so can he.
TravelRe: See The Odd Side Of Living In Canada: Nigerian Lady Experience: PICS & VIDEO by laiperi: 1:32pm On Dec 25, 2020
Even if it takes two minutes to shovel Nigerian snow, you can freeze to death in less than a minute in cold weather
TravelRe: See The Odd Side Of Living In Canada: Nigerian Lady Experience: PICS & VIDEO by laiperi: 1:28pm On Dec 25, 2020
Nigerians know so much about other places, telling them about your personal experiences can get you lynched.

Keep on masturbating about foreign land instead staying and fixing what is wrong with your villages.

After fucckking up Nigeria, you are looking for any land to fyck up too. No wonder they will not let you in or deport you for any or no reason.
PropertiesRe: Eko Atlantic - Nigeria's Answer To Dubai. New Constructions And Update by laiperi: 12:48pm On Dec 25, 2020
Sometimes you just have to let some people have their ways.

The most infuriating argument is how European teams and America are open to token Africans. So Africans must open their ass wide for a hot shaft to be driven in. Another analogy for free trade and liberal market.

Except that you cannot find it anywhere in the world, not even in USA. Ask the Chinese from Huawei to Tic Tok. Though the Chinese protect their own market.

Nevertheless, some Africans sincerely believe they are helpless and the only way to salvation is through foreigners. This is why Chagoury driven out of Nigeria once for sharp practices and corruption will continue to dominate visible Eko Atlantic and others as long as they have willing partners.

If we were crawling with our so called "crude" technology before we were plunged into Dark Continent or even if Western Region had remained separate Region in its path, Black people worldwide would have had a place of reference today.

But greed, used and discarded foreign goods and services are what we prefer. We even got poorer with Oil Income than we were before.

Big buildings, great walls and architecture have disappeared in the face of earthquake, flood and fire. The only hope left is the people character and ingenuity to regroup and rebuild within.

If Africans cannot help themselves, who will help you?

Prodigal children?
NYSCRe: Lady Who Saluted Her Mom Upon Return From NYSC Camp Gets Instant Job Offer by laiperi: 12:06pm On Dec 25, 2020
It is hard to wash off the dickhead when it comes to character as a girlfriend or wife material.

The other day a nice guy offered a ride to a lady at the bus stop. He later promised her daily ride.

So the smart lady wanted to know what to offer in return.

Guys, ladies can see through you from a mile. If they play along do not mistake it as being naive. If anything, you are naive.

Having said that, what is wrong with having a fine character as a wife or even second wife if she is willing.

FELA - base jo.

Bkayyy:
I remember a Boy did this saluting for mother's for the first time last year and till now, no human has offered him a job but a lady did hers and a dick man is going gaga as if it is new.
I am not saying gender inequality but there is something wrong in having a dick in Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Yuletide: Stop Flaunting Your Wealth On Social Media – IGP Warns Nigerians by laiperi: 2:14am On Dec 25, 2020
You mean like yesterday or years ago.

I agree.



chaloskyx: 4:20pm On Dec 24
IN THAT CASE THEY WOULD HAVE TO START WITH OUR POLITICIANS GOVERNORS AND MINISTER
laiperi:
I wonder why it took this long. Police should investigate the sources of money of "flaunters" and tax them accordingly.

It is no different from spraying money to humiliate the poor and encourage desperation to wealth by any means.

But abeg, make you nor ban cute butts o.
PoliticsRe: Bashir Magashi: Kankara Schoolboys' ‘Rescue’ Was Christmas Gift To Nigerians by laiperi: 2:04am On Dec 25, 2020
You guys don't get it.

They are preparing another school children kidnapping for Ramadan and then for Easter.

They will release one batch as Ramadan gift and another kidnapped "bach" will be released as Easter gift.

Don't ask me more, these guys mentality has gone ballistic.
PoliticsRe: Yuletide: Stop Flaunting Your Wealth On Social Media – IGP Warns Nigerians by laiperi: 4:15pm On Dec 24, 2020
I wonder why it took this long. Police should investigate the sources of money of "flaunters" and tax them accordingly.

It is no different from spraying money to humiliate the poor and encourage desperation to wealth by any means.

But abeg, make you nor ban cute butts o.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Osifo Grants Her Mother's Wish With Surprise Visit In Canada (Pix, Video) by laiperi: 7:28pm On Dec 23, 2020
In those days, it was see Paris and die, today it is Canada.

Mama, make I warn you o. Canada na could country. True e better pass USA and a better place to live. But for youths as your pikin be, no better jobs o.

Them go work taya. Mama, you too go work with old body. De tin be say when dem come home you go pity dem.

Na you go cook for den and sometimes pity dem do house work as you see dem taya. De tin be say make you must pray make babysitting nor kill you with those rude and stubborn kids. Dem go prank you too. If you touch dem, dem go call Police O!

Naow, make you nor gree make dem work you for nothing nothing. They must pay you at least minimum wage! You nor go believe how much dem dey save with you there.

Las las, de cold nor go let you come out, no friends, no stranger wey you know or nor know to strike conversation with.

Small time naow, under 6 months, nobody go tell say make you beg dem say - e don do. You wan come home.
CelebritiesRe: Williams Uchemba South Africa Visit: Depressed Over State Of Nigeria by laiperi: 4:32pm On Dec 23, 2020
I can understand the depression. Nigeria used to pay some Caribbean government workers' salaries when they were broke.

So I visited Jamaica then and I insisted on visiting the market in Kingston but they insisted the two of us had to be protected by three security men because of crimes.

I saw a water tap in the market like we had in Nigeria. I decided to open it just to see if water would come out.

Water came out! I was so disappointment about my country where water taps no longer function.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Hire A Ugly Girl With 1st Class Or Fine Girl But 2nd Class by laiperi(op): 4:15pm On Dec 23, 2020
You are so right my broda. The only problem is that some people are just as smart as you when it comes to chosing a wife. These sonobasiere, assume that nobody would come near "ugly" lady toto and must be tight.

Elsueno:
My brother, when it comes to a job, better look for brain Before that beautiful lady with no Brian turns ur business into her personal olosho contact point.

Even when it comes to marriage, always look for brain, majority of these fine girls are liabilities with extremely high cheating tendencies
This is why all salesgirls are beautiful, to attract more clients and drive up sales. Money making comes first.

There was a time you put fine girls in the front office and smart girls at the back office.

jumper524:
this one hard oo.
well the goal of every business is more customer.

memy kind of business idea is low interest, more clients.

I need more people to buy from me at a cheaper rate.

so it's only natural I choose a beautiful lady wholl attracts customers.

not saying ugly is bad though but my kind of business idea would prefer beauty.

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