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Even if it takes two minutes to shovel Nigerian snow, you can freeze to death in less than a minute in cold weather

Nigerians know so much about other places, telling them about your personal experiences can get you lynched.

Keep on masturbating about foreign land instead staying and fixing what is wrong with your villages.

After fucckking up Nigeria, you are looking for any land to fyck up too. No wonder they will not let you in or deport you for any or no reason.

Sometimes you just have to let some people have their ways.

The most infuriating argument is how European teams and America are open to token Africans. So Africans must open their ass wide for a hot shaft to be driven in. Another analogy for free trade and liberal market.

Except that you cannot find it anywhere in the world, not even in USA. Ask the Chinese from Huawei to Tic Tok. Though the Chinese protect their own market.

Nevertheless, some Africans sincerely believe they are helpless and the only way to salvation is through foreigners. This is why Chagoury driven out of Nigeria once for sharp practices and corruption will continue to dominate visible Eko Atlantic and others as long as they have willing partners.

If we were crawling with our so called "crude" technology before we were plunged into Dark Continent or even if Western Region had remained separate Region in its path, Black people worldwide would have had a place of reference today.

But greed, used and discarded foreign goods and services are what we prefer. We even got poorer with Oil Income than we were before.

Big buildings, great walls and architecture have disappeared in the face of earthquake, flood and fire. The only hope left is the people character and ingenuity to regroup and rebuild within.

If Africans cannot help themselves, who will help you?

Prodigal children?

It is hard to wash off the dickhead when it comes to character as a girlfriend or wife material.

The other day a nice guy offered a ride to a lady at the bus stop. He later promised her daily ride.

So the smart lady wanted to know what to offer in return.

Guys, ladies can see through you from a mile. If they play along do not mistake it as being naive. If anything, you are naive.

Having said that, what is wrong with having a fine character as a wife or even second wife if she is willing.

FELA - base jo.

Bkayyy:
I remember a Boy did this saluting for mother's for the first time last year and till now, no human has offered him a job but a lady did hers and a dick man is going gaga as if it is new.
I am not saying gender inequality but there is something wrong in having a dick in Nigeria

You mean like yesterday or years ago.

I agree.

chaloskyx: 4:20pm On Dec 24
IN THAT CASE THEY WOULD HAVE TO START WITH OUR POLITICIANS GOVERNORS AND MINISTER
laiperi:
I wonder why it took this long. Police should investigate the sources of money of "flaunters" and tax them accordingly.

It is no different from spraying money to humiliate the poor and encourage desperation to wealth by any means.

But abeg, make you nor ban cute butts o.

You guys don't get it.

They are preparing another school children kidnapping for Ramadan and then for Easter.

They will release one batch as Ramadan gift and another kidnapped "bach" will be released as Easter gift.

Don't ask me more, these guys mentality has gone ballistic.

I wonder why it took this long. Police should investigate the sources of money of "flaunters" and tax them accordingly.

It is no different from spraying money to humiliate the poor and encourage desperation to wealth by any means.

But abeg, make you nor ban cute butts o.

In those days, it was see Paris and die, today it is Canada.

Mama, make I warn you o. Canada na could country. True e better pass USA and a better place to live. But for youths as your pikin be, no better jobs o.

Them go work taya. Mama, you too go work with old body. De tin be say when dem come home you go pity dem.

Na you go cook for den and sometimes pity dem do house work as you see dem taya. De tin be say make you must pray make babysitting nor kill you with those rude and stubborn kids. Dem go prank you too. If you touch dem, dem go call Police O!

Naow, make you nor gree make dem work you for nothing nothing. They must pay you at least minimum wage! You nor go believe how much dem dey save with you there.

Las las, de cold nor go let you come out, no friends, no stranger wey you know or nor know to strike conversation with.

Small time naow, under 6 months, nobody go tell say make you beg dem say - e don do. You wan come home.

I can understand the depression. Nigeria used to pay some Caribbean government workers' salaries when they were broke.

So I visited Jamaica then and I insisted on visiting the market in Kingston but they insisted the two of us had to be protected by three security men because of crimes.

I saw a water tap in the market like we had in Nigeria. I decided to open it just to see if water would come out.

Water came out! I was so disappointment about my country where water taps no longer function.

You are so right my broda. The only problem is that some people are just as smart as you when it comes to chosing a wife. These sonobasiere, assume that nobody would come near "ugly" lady toto and must be tight.

Elsueno:
My brother, when it comes to a job, better look for brain Before that beautiful lady with no Brian turns ur business into her personal olosho contact point.

Even when it comes to marriage, always look for brain, majority of these fine girls are liabilities with extremely high cheating tendencies

This is why all salesgirls are beautiful, to attract more clients and drive up sales. Money making comes first.

There was a time you put fine girls in the front office and smart girls at the back office.

jumper524:
this one hard oo.
well the goal of every business is more customer.

memy kind of business idea is low interest, more clients.

I need more people to buy from me at a cheaper rate.

so it's only natural I choose a beautiful lady wholl attracts customers.

not saying ugly is bad though but my kind of business idea would prefer beauty.

Go to the teacher or professor that taught you English and ask why anyone would use imperfect English as a tittle. I want you to learn that instead of ignoring you.

Correct your first sentence that started with "what".

CalliDora1:
What is it with bad grammar from supposed graduates these days. A cheap blunder at that.

Op, what is " a ugly"?. Is that to say you don't know the appropriate article to use for words that begin with a vowel or was it a typo? Hmm...

Not trying to shame you though. The appropriate article for the adjective > "ugly" is "an". Please do the needful.

I must point out where we both agree.

It does not matter though whether we agree or not. Just look at the world's best professions dominated by "ugly" women, not "beautiful " women.

I am sure you are aware of what men say about that.

Nevertheless, nobody should work twice as hard because they are Black, women, minority or because of skin beauty.

Many of us realize that and still work twice as hard to get what we want. Actually, our parents warned us about unequal fingers that we must overcome. You don't cry home about it

Ladylite:
Beauty that opens doors will eventually lead to opening legs... It is useless so stop exalting beauty.

It is a form of racism to call someone ugly. No condition is permanent.

Dubai, Dubai, Dubai!

Only naive investors like Nigerians do not know Dubai went belly up. They are still pouring their loot there.

It reminds me of Rockefeller Building. The Japanese were looking for the epic height of American prestige.

Americans jack up the price the way they jack up Nigeria or Lagos Stocks by calling it - fastest growing, best emerging markets etc. As soon as the markets or Rockefeller Building went up in value, Foreign Portfolio Investors take their money out in Foreign Cash.

After Japanese bought Rockefeller Building, the price tumbled and Americans bought it back

Read what I wrote again.

I intentionally use "ugly" because they rule the world.

The reason is simple, they don't depend on ephemeral. They work harder, more loyal and once you get closer to them, you forget skin beauty and see beautiful, hard working and dedicated people.

BTW, not all of them.

Ladylite:
I do not understand what mind you have to write this, but whatever money can edit or change is actually not important to people looking for content.


Beauty that opens doors will eventually lead to opening legs... It is useless so stop exalting beauty.

It is a form of racism to call someone ugly. No condition is permanent.

I hope you learn to look beyond looks someday

If you lie eh?

Looks, looks eh, will get you through the door but your brain will keep you on the job.

Most bosses like employee they can depend on.

No matter how ugly, reliability will work in your favor. But can you beat that pretty face to the job?

Forget it DEPENDS. If it is a sales job.....,

Rossniti before I disagree with you, I have to tender my respect for your optimistic views most of the times.

A few well placed corrupt Nigerians and in this case so called Lagosians are selling Lagos birthright and land away.

If they want to develop Lagos as you claim, there are many prime areas in Lagos begging for development. Every year, areas are overtaken by flood and rain. The city of Lagos is congested.

If they want to develop Lagos, those places would be priorities. But these areas have entrenched Sons of the Soil that would negotiate and make sure they remain owners after development at affordable price.

Lagosians are not American Indians and African Americans that can be easily replaced by declaring their land a slum for Urban Renewal. Then sell it to foreigners by those that have no connection or origin in Lagos. In other words leaving Lagosians dispossessed.

As for your example of Shoprite, many Nigerians do not get it. Nigeria is the world Capital of Poverty because out of 200 millions or so, 10 to 20% are filthy rich as Politicians and crony businessmen. 10 or even 20 millions is a large population in African and European countries but not in Nigeria!

They can afford any market in the world including Shoprite, Dubai or Atlantic City

BUT at the expenses of 80% Nigerians and even more people in Lagos dipping further into Poverty!

Tinubu, Chagoury group and their cronies making money and selling Lagos can be counted on our fingers.

Se you get? This is how the richest country in Africa before Oil Income became the Poorest after Oil Income.

Lagos is not for SALE!

rossniti:
Stop thinking that people are too poor to afford stuff in Nigeria or Africa.

I remember when Shoprite were considering entering Nigeria a few years ago.

On this very Nairaland and other forums, you had many people saying that Shoprite were wasting their time coming to Nigeria, as only the ''very few rich politicians'' could afford to shop in malls, and that the average Nigerian was living on ''less than a dollar a day'', and was therefore far too poor to patronise shopping malls or help them make a profit.

Shoprite rightfully IGNORED all the naysayers and pessimists, and entered the Nigerian market.

The result? They can't even cope with the level of demand, and are building more and more outlets all over Nigeria, some in places as unlikely as Awka and Aba and Oshogbo!

That is why nobody should EVER listen to Nigerians when thinking of doing business in Nigeria.

I've never seen a people with so much to offer, yet who think so low of themselves.

Why do Nigerians come on social media to gear and ostetnatiously brag to those without to break their necks looking for temporary high?

Social media do not have enough room for every Nigerian or nurse that have bought houses in USA. Another doctor announced the same after relocating to Britain. Mortgage no be small tin o. Pray you get gburu to service am and pay taxes.

Haba, poverty capital na curse. Why can't you guys celebrate the old fashioned way with your families and friends instead of tempting the unfortunate or youths into crimes?

This is how they go to Arab countries only to find out videos of dirty men shitting into their mouths.

A beg nah, contain your pride before you fall.

BTW, by Nigerian standard nurses earn a lot but an average income in USA.

fkj950ax:
It is very possible. She was cited as a Comedian turned Nurse.
Nurses earn a lot and can easily rack up a good credit score which is a deal sweetener in buying a home in some suburbs in the USA. She may have a monthly mortgage of $3000 or less, which is what some pay as rent monthly in the same USA.

It's not everybody that prostitutes. And there is a system in the country.

PS. Almost all Nigerians in the USA working have bought homes or are about to buy homes. It's not a special reserve for some as Nigeria makes homeownership seem.

Rossniti is always very optimistic. We need guys like that around.

My problem with Eko Atlantic is where are the Africans, Nigerians and Lagosians that can afford to live there?

They are selling Lagos to the highest bidders and you guys are happy.

Pity.

Please tell us where they value you and where they don't.

Another father said never leave a place where they value you, know your name and your house just by mentioning that name.

Never live in a place where no matter what you achieve, nobody value you.

If this is true, how can it be justified?

Who sit around when these appointments are recommended and approved?

Look this is more that sectionalism, like the begging of Boko Haram, it is suicidal. When you foolishly with impunity generate resentment against yourselves and think you will get away with for long, you are worse than Boko Haram creators.

Let me congratulate Op for her foolishness and the mumu that will follow her advice blindly. At least Op achieved one thing, generated traffic.

No matter what you do, any relationship can fall apart. There are young men that are so scared of marriage and may or not be ready to lose everything they gathered over the years.

If OP is that serious, what has she brought to the table?

Love creates a special bond that can be abused by either partner. What you need to ask and check yourself for, is infatuation.

Love creates a form of emotional dependency that you cannot wait to see each other and willing to do what you can in a give and take relationship to preserve it.

It is when one partner abuse it that you get hurt. I cannot do this or that is foolish. You got to do some things to flatter one another.

Nigerian youths have enough problems already, Op don't destroy what you cannot build. If you are in a good relationship, tell us what you do to keep him.

Please forgive me if I missed something.

What about clay mud we have in abundance and has been used locally for ages. This can be made into clay bricks like blocks.

Some of the most expensive houses in the Southern parts and some up north in United States used brown clay as bricks.

You can still see old houses in Europe built with the brown bricks.

What happens to Ajaokuta steel or raw iron ore from ancient times.

Please educate those of us that are not engineers.

JovialJune:
The day my aunt's husband offered to help me zip up my dress is the I knew no man can be trusted, I was disgusted, like ewwww

Probably your own mind or his past behavior.

I have been asked to zip up bra from the back by different women without thinking.

In those days women used to wear, I think they called it cuddle. Someone else has to hook them up from the back.

Some guys like two sisters and some women like two brothers.

Individuals think differently.

HeadShot:
Useless awards everywhere...

Rubbish

But it works, my broda

Those that remember how genuine cause propelled Niger Delta militia to fame, OBJ Presidential Plane for Peace Talk, made leaders billionaires and got some foreign scholarships while Ijaw Youths that played by the rules became their employees and soldiers.

Those Niger Delta Youths that played by the rules went to school, some got jobs and others started small businesses. None made it as rich as the militias.

Boko Haram got the same privileges.

Now other bandits, thugs and hoodlums don open eye. There is a way if you cannot be politicians, join Fulani herdsmen, OPC, MASSOB or Arewa to riches.

Kidnappe school kids, the old and weak for ransom.

I love the advert more.

De Tim wey dey make man's .... shake like tomapep

Can't remember well welu

I saw this sometime ago. This is a bloody fool who get educated with tax payer's money, got a scholarship abroad and absconded.

So foolish he displayed retarded mentality to write up about it.

All this because he got a shabby treatment in the hands of unsrewpolous workers at the airport.

Where is he? In the USA where Black parents and their children can be jumped on anytime by riff raff, thugs, neighbors and Police even in rich or middle class areas.

If a Nigerian decided to abscond because of unfortunate and degrading treatment at the airport, what should Blacks in Europe and America do?

Those who sacrifice their lives daily in Africa get worse treatment than you but they are still here. Actually, some relocated here while you fool and waste yourself under worse conditions abroad.

Idiat.

Some of those competing for President have a clear record upon which they were elected.

If the crooks among them get elected, it is a reflection of where the country is.

In Nigeria, it is usually a choice between the lesser of two evils as the dedicated ones are neglected.

After the Election, the same voters start trading blames.

Men Love Loyalty Ladies Demand Security.

Confession time for ladies and their preference for bad boys.

It will take most of the original villagers inside and outside the country.

LibertyRep:
Real development was witnessed in Lagos during the era of Baba Kekere.

With little resources, he established so much and worked for the interest of the Lagosians..

Only Lagosians can truly extricate themselves from the strangulating grip of opportunists that came since 1999

Time for my own fake story of how God saved me from this woman that persisted.

As I walked into my room, eh?

I forgot what happened, only Dog saved me!

Leave this guy alone. He doesn't border anybody.