₦airaland Forum

madridguy:
General Buratai and Lalasticlala must be blood related

Good morning Nairalanders.

As in ehn!!! They must be first cousins.

Bobbyjay001:
Where is the dead farmer in the python's belly?

Ataya oh! Some bloggers ehn

I am not much of a fan of BBNaija, but these few days that marked the end of the show was too much to ignore. From the inability of the "white witch" to sing the National anthem to the overtly and blindfolded support of "Efenation".....it's just something else entirely. But truth be told Efe deserved the win, based on logistics or not, he was true to himself. Even though he could have play-acted at some point and probably sway the public to his side, he was the one that has to win and that's a reminder to all of us that our voice really do matter, our votes really do count.
Imagine Bisola, from a school drop out to representing the country in an international level! That is way more than anything she could have hoped for.
I really do wish them both all the very best and I hope they remain true to their calling. Bisola has the charisma and voice to become another Mama Africa or God knows another Mother Theresa. She has all eyes on her now and her voice can bring a nation to her heels.
Efe is another story of grass to grace, I'd advice he looks up to 2Baba for direction. The sky is really the starting point if you are determined.

NgeneUkwenu:
Buhari has no opposition in 2019....Ipob yoots can rant away!

...and you are who again?

The number of cylinders that an engine contains is an important factor in the overall performance of the engine. Each cylinder contains a piston that pumps inside of it and those pistons connect to and turn the crankshaft. The more pistons there are pumping, the more combustive events are taking place during any given moment. That means that more power can be generated in less time.
4-Cylinder engines commonly come in “straight” or “inline” configurations while 6-cylinder engines are usually configured in the more compact “V” shape, and thus are referred to as V6 engines. V6 engines have been the engine of choice for American cars because they’re powerful and quiet but still very light and compact enough to fit into most car designs.
Naturally, American cars turned their noses up at 4-cylinder engines, believing them to be slow, weak, unbalanced and short on acceleration. However, with Japanese cars, such as Honda and Toyota, they carry highly-efficient 4-cylinder engines in their cars in the 1980s and 90s, Americans found a new appreciation for the compact engine. Even though Japanese models, such as the Toyota Camry, began quickly outselling comparable American models, U.S. Car dealers, believing that American drivers were more concerned with power and performance, continued to produce cars with V6 engines. Today, with rising prices of petrol and greater public environmental awareness, Americans too seems to be re evaluating the 4-cylinder engine for its fuel efficiency and lower emissions.
As for the V6, in recent years the disparity between 4-cylinder and V6 engines has lessened considerably. In order to keep up with the demand for high mileage and lower emission levels, car manufacturers have worked diligently to improve the overall performance of V6 engines. Many current V6 models come close to matching the mileage and emissions standards of the smaller, 4-cylinder engines. So, with the performance and efficiency gaps between the two engines lessening, the decision to buy a 4-cylinder or V6 may just come down to cost. In models that are available with either type of engine, the 4-cylinder version can run up to thousands of naira cheaper than the V6. So, regardless of what kind of performance you’re looking to get out of your car, the 4-cylinder will always be the budget buy.
One final note: It’s not a good idea to try to install a V6 engine into a car model that comes with a standard 4-cylinder. Retrofitting a 4-cylinder car to handle a V6 engine could cost more than simply buying a new car.
On a personal note though, I prefer a manual gear drive with a V6 engine than any other model.

That is a no rape issue at all! The prosecutor has to prove beyond reasonable doubt that there was indeed "rape". And owing to the fact that there has to be "forceful entry" for the hymen to brake then there is no case because: 1. He didn't force her to his house
2. He never forced her into the bedroom
3. Prosecutor has to prove there was torn clothing or some struggle at least.
I am not in support of rape at all but to establish a rape between a boyfriend and girlfriend is very very difficult if not impossible!
The girl should have denied the existence of any relationship if she wants to really see him go down.
That man ain't gonn serve no jail time at all and the girl already lost her virginity. Even if he ends up found guilty, will that grow the girl another vagina or seal the hymen? Now the whole world don know wetin una do for behind closed door. Mtcheew
Ladies need to grow up and stop being greedy. You agreed to a no-sex relationship yet you go to his house, you probably kiss him, involve in actual romance, spend his money.
The guy sef na mumu. He should have sued the idiot too that she was the one that raped him and deny any relationship. Some men sef.....wetin you go chop tire na em wan kill you so. Na case of greedy girl wan chop and the guy sef realised he can't have the pussy except by promise of marriage.

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Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never ends. 1 Corinthians 13:7

BetaThings:
Rattlesnake in Nigeria?

there are only very few species of snakes we don't have in Nigeria. From spitting cobra to black mamba, rock python to saw scaled viper. Rattlesnake is actually a type of viper. The few we don't have are eastern brown snake, King snake, taipan, inland taipan, anaconda, King cobra...to mention a few

onlyTheTruth:
Mr Diamond back, dis aint a rattle snake

then what specie of snake is it Mr reptilia?
Do you even know the different species and types of rattler there is?
Look at the shortness of the body, the thick trunk and the head will probably be flattened and small with long retractable fangs. The design on the back is what makes it a diamond back rattlesnake. My guess is its found close to where the rat was killed.

Achieverbb:
Check out the snake (cobra), grass cutters and antelope that was killed some minutes ago (this morning) by a small boy and his brother in a small bush at the back of a mechanics shop, Though not their first time of killing grass cutters but the cobra and antelope surprised everyone having shops around the place...............the antelope is already on fire

that's not a cobra joor. It's a diamond back rattlesnake

Oduduwatic:
Why do people hate associating with us?

I've been struggling not to believe we are cursed

every tribe gas it's shortcomings and we yorubas and not left out. Now either anyone associates with us or not we'd still gonna be yoruba and a force to reckon with. Quick question tho; what have you done to change that belief?

thuggCheetah:
I regret being yoruba

you probably was born yoruba, clearly that was a mistake. Nobody forced you to remain one! The sooner the lot of you leave the earlier we'd know who is remaining. I am proud to be yoruba.....our forefathers might have made mistakes it is therefore left to us to right the wrongs of our heroes past.

WHITEWIZARD:
I see nothing fascinating.

...and you wrote it in BOLD LETTERS. Mama Peace de learn

Taich:
From the age of the photo, I guess a professional photographer did that. Unlike now that anybody can use a camera it wasn't like that in times past.

of course a photographer took the shot, but a is he a scientist too

hoshodie:
A photographer.

of course a photographer took the shot, but a is he a scientist too

Taich:
Why is Einstein seating in the middle? Just curious, well deserved seat for him.

I think the real question would be "who took that picture?"

thinkdip:
It still comes down to the fact that this Buhari government is useless, clueless and full of hypocrisy. Later they would tell us it was GEJ that made this happened under his nose

when will you guys stop this witch hunting for God's sake! Buhari this, Jonathan that. Are you expecting buhari to be accountable for all goods sent to IDP's? Or the state governor or even the IDP coordinator? When a wicked mind wants to carry out he's callousness, even the watchful eye of an owl can't be on his prowl 24/7. When you weren't suspecting him of any foul play before then. My fear now is the whistle blower, I hope he is still alive to see this. Wicked world!!! If you know the way the rich hate the poor in the North ehn! Hmmm....you go give Satan credit.

dikeigbo2:
This people self...marrying themselves off as if na degree...end time chuldren

Lmao @endtime children

adesewa4uyahoo:
Awww something beautiful is coming from our gombawa

hajia, are you from North East?

nNEOo:
This is not entirely true...I need more data to a certain this claim

I believe you're a man, and if you don't know how true or correct that information is then I have only one message for you. Date a Nigerian man!

VickyRotex:
Like that, like that, 1 year don reach.


Oju lo pesi!

TY Bello, God's Blessings!

I de tell you. Besides people like to associate with success. Her story is that of true success. From nothing to glory. #BabaGodpickmycallo!

megareal:
I think the man behind this EFCC twitter handle is a Nairalander.

His replies are always too pat.

As in ehn....

She just wants a matured nigga and one who is comfortable at least and working. Also she wants an experienced big cassava older.

bewla:
and

he woke up from his dream

klanny:
LOL...Are you for her or against her ni ? Lets know your stand which one is she's writing the lols with PAINED face

I taya oh!!! Wear your own the way you want na. Shuuuo! Person say she like her life as it is, which one be your own with how she said lol. Is it your lol? Akproko beefing mofo.

I appreciate your piece on the state of the economy for the past 17 years. I wouldn't say professor Soludo is completely wrong in his statement because the economy could have done better if Buhari had listened to IMF and World Bank as at when due. These are infrastructures that knew our the world economy is going and they certainly know what Nigeria has been doing for the last 10 years. Moreover his economic plans never included a rescue mission of the economy, all he wanted to do first was recover all the stolen monies which is taking longer than he proposed. Sanusi Lamido, the governor of the apex bank after Soludo also faulted Buhari's economic plans. The way I see it these two men can't be completely wrong on this. They might have their faults but I bet you they're on point when talking money and economy.

thinkdip:
what did you just say, you mean 5million all over the world or what? even for nigeria i'll multiply that by 10

Even at that....you think governing a country is the same as governing a church? An example is the president of Italy leaves office after 4 yrs and he might end up in jail, need I remind you he governs less than 500 million people. But the Pope who controls over a billion followers answers only to God. Very wrong comparing I'd say.

I refuse to accept this and call for a total ban of corps members being posted to Zamfara State altogether. What nonsense. In this Era of "whistle blowing" and accountability. Pls whoever knows the contact of the said corp member should pls forward it to +2348166446665. The state governor, commissioner of police, civil defense commandant, GOC of the Nigerian army of that division must hear and God willing the Nigerian Senate. Enough is enough of this barbarism and unholy attitudes towards corp members. You are a paramilitary for God's sake! O ye youth of Nigeria, let us rise and talk with one voice against oppression.

shutupareyouGOD:
I had always wondered why some interviewers ask the where did you hear about this job question until an experienced HR person told me the truth.
He said they asked to know if you heard about the job through a staff of the company i.e referral basis and how strong the referral is. This atimes guarantees you the job. So if you know a staff of any company you are going for an interview do state the person and not say the usual social media or company website answer.

I think the question is relative. How I know this? You cannot honestly know what's on a recruiters mind, so you just have to go with your gut feeling. Either your family works there or a friend is not important as telling the truth you can "defend" in the long run, not all truth cab be defended. Why honesty is the best policy is try imagining your so called relative or friend not in the good term with the recruiter, do you honestly think he/she will consider you when you openly say "I got the info from so so and so?
Furthermore, just as on dude said, some jobs aren't advertised at all and at times the whistle blower might want to protect himself. And at other times, they don't want the people that already work in the company to have a quota in the screening process that's why they don't employ some "relatives" of some employers. This happened to me once when I went for SKG Pharma interview. I was asked how I heard and I said I know the Regional manager, that was the end of it. Even though I looked forward to eating lunch at their cafeteria everyday and there was one lady I was sure I'd definitely bang because she was just smiling at me anyhow and I was feeling stupidly cocky, but I blew it all by saying I knew someone. Just be honest, that's my own opinion of it shaa.