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Romance › Re: He Wants To Date My Friend After A Fling With Me by laiza(m): 10:07pm On Feb 22, 2017
Marisol911:
Shior.. He wasnt ready either..how did it suddenly become my fault
since your friend suddenly became available and you want to wound sombori grin grin grin
Health › Re: Ly-mphshamei Broad-spectrum Antibiotics by laiza(m): 6:57pm On Feb 22, 2017
It's an innovative drug used in the treatment of gonorrhea and syphilis. It's a broad spectrum antibiotic. But unlike any antibiotics, it's extremely powerful and I'm particularly concerned about the adverse effects.
Romance › Re: He Wants To Date My Friend After A Fling With Me by laiza(m): 3:16pm On Feb 22, 2017
Marisol911:
Is this guy mad ni?..
When we met, i wasnt really up for a relationship and neither was he. We just hooked up and it was a friend's thing buh we did some stuffs together. We weren't dating or anything but damn! That doesnt give him the right to want to chyke my close friend too.
A girl he got to know through me?
I will wound person o! shocked
see this one oh!!! Abeeg if you have feelings for the guy better let him know cos I will wound you on behalf of all guys. Oro rada rada. Him send u make u no ready?
Romance › Re: My Ex Boyfriend Keep Sending Me Money, But Wont Pick My Calls Nor Talk To Me by laiza(m): 3:12pm On Feb 22, 2017
darbeelicous:
he's simply rewarding u for long term of service, its called "pension" cheesy cheesy
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But come o op, we both know ure lying wink wink.... But continue, it's a free world!
Lmao...the most hilarious comment ever!!!!
Politics › Re: "Buhari Gave Justice Ademola N500,000 During Certificate Controversy" - Witness by laiza(m): 4:19pm On Feb 21, 2017
timota:
but has buhari presented his o level why did he hired 15 SANS instead of bringing certificate now we are tekling him to show himself if he is alive but he is busy bringing old pictures
....and I thought we're on the topic of certificate forgery, how did we enter old pictures again?
Politics › Re: "Buhari Gave Justice Ademola N500,000 During Certificate Controversy" - Witness by laiza(m): 2:44pm On Feb 21, 2017
This premium times have no shame? Hiaaan!!!! 500k for certificate forgery in a presidential racehuh Haba. Even to get certificate for person wey no enter school at all pass 650k. And if you're a president that bribed a judge, would you be so stupid to prosecute that same judge? Kilode gaaan. But what is my own. Those that will believe wee still believe.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Are You Interested In Working In Niger State? Medical Workers Needed by laiza(op): 8:18pm On Feb 20, 2017
If you applied for this job the screening exercise has begun in Niger state capital, Minna.
Health › Re: How Do Females Cope With Male Gynaecologists? by laiza(m): 1:52am On Feb 18, 2017
A lady is only hot or as pretty as your "amygdala" wants to "perceive" her to be when she's half clothed. When she opens the vjay to you like that trust me most men don't get aroused except the "perverted" few just as the other lady rightly said. So gynecologist or not, doctors or not they're first humans and that's what counts.
Another reason is they're just rendering services just like the mechanic or plumber.
Romance › Re: I Want To Help My Boyfriend But Scared It Might Be Termed As Being Desperate by laiza(m): 6:00am On Feb 13, 2017
I've been in your shoes before, or rather your boyfriends' shoes. All I can advice is invest in him. If you get the dividends, it was a good investment. If you don't, it was a bad investment. But please, do something. In the real sense of it he might never ask you, probably you guys aren't that close. Forget the fact you fucking him, if he ain't cool taking your money if you give him a billion dollars he still won't bulge. You sure know him better than us, so pls take a chance with him. How much, I do not know. Use your discretion. If you lose, you learn. If you gain, well you just built a business.
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Orders FRSC Off The Streets Of Kaduna by laiza(m): 4:48pm On Feb 08, 2017
tafabaloo:
FRSC is a federal agency and I don't think the Governor has the power to bar them from operating on federal roads within the state.
they are answerable to the chief security officer of the state they're posted to. In fact all federal government agencies are. If he doesn't have the power to ground them he wouldn't have. Even if the Police are up to th task he has th power to bar military men from the streets. Remand them in their barracks.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Are You Interested In Working In Niger State? Medical Workers Needed by laiza(op): 8:55am On Feb 07, 2017
ib4all:
Sorry to ask this question cos it might sound silly. What is the requirement for the medical officer job?
a certificate in Medicine, Anatomy, Physiology, Radiology, Pharmacy, Nursing, Med lab, Chemistry, Botany etc will do for a start. I hope that satisfies your question.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Are You Interested In Working In Niger State? Medical Workers Needed by laiza(op): 8:53am On Feb 07, 2017
Rukey2012:
I am one of the application do notify us when the interview date is fixed. Thank you
you need to check the website on a regular. And if you're chosen you should receive a message I think. I'm not sure o but check the website pls. Thank you
Health › Re: Graduate Professional Course For Pharmacy by laiza(m): 10:46pm On Feb 05, 2017
Pharmacy itself is a professional course. So is Pharmaceutical Chemistry or Pharmacy Technician
Jokes Etc › Re: There's $15.5 Billion Behind That Door, what Would You do?(PIC) by laiza(m): 8:30pm On Feb 03, 2017
hyfr:
I will buy 5 agege bread and 2 sardine with 5 orobo fanta and rechargeable lantern. I go just park near there, when hunger catch the animals, its either they kill themselves or they go and search for food,while I walk jejely to carry he money
Why do that when you can buy grass cutters and smear them with dirt then tie them very far away from the door. The same way I seek that money is how they will seek the grass cutters. It's a win win.
Education › Re: Students Running For Their Lives As Unilorin Library Caught Fire ›PHOTOS by laiza(m): 12:33pm On Feb 03, 2017
SirWere:
How on earth does a library catch firehuh
That question is meant for the authorities of the University of Jos, library. The library has burnt twice.
Jobs/Vacancies › Are You Interested In Working In Niger State? Medical Workers Needed by laiza(op): 4:53pm On Jan 25, 2017
www.nigerstatecsc.org/registration to submit your documents and prepare for interviews if you're interested in working with niger state govt
Romance › Re: Kind Of Kiss Every Woman Want From A Man By Unsinkableships by laiza(m): 4:37am On Jan 06, 2017
Can we just stop this crap "what every woman want" it's a huge lie abeeg. I'd agree with you though if you had said "the kind of kiss that particular girl wanted" cos let's think about it, no two girls are alike in terms of everything. You just have to understand your woman and what she wants. If you read a to do list on how to satisfy a woman, you're simply reading on how to satisfy the writers' woman. As a man, whatever you do to Mr A works for all species of male both dead and living, spirit or human.
Food › Re: .. by laiza(m): 2:20pm On Dec 29, 2016
Jesu!!!! You're no different than a wild animal right now. Yuck!!!!! I wonder how your gut will be now. You're just an anaconda. Lol
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Who Slaughtered Goat For Christmas Trends Online. Photos by laiza(m): 8:38am On Dec 29, 2016
I don't see why this is news! When there are girls in mosad army firing land to air missiles, women kicking the ass of men, and wait....what about those stabbing their partners to death. It's just sheer determination. Anybody can slaughter a goat. Let her slaughter a cow.
Education › Re: He Has Never Been To School, Look What He Did by laiza(m): 8:34am On Dec 29, 2016
This is raw talent, creativity and imagination. Education has nothing to do with it.
Health › Re: What Are The Drugs For Treating Spermatorhea. by laiza(m): 2:19am On Dec 29, 2016
NF Cure and Vital M-40 capsules in combination provide most effective spermatorrhea herbal treatment and long lasting spermatorrhea cure. This herbal treatment for excessive ejaculation treats all the possible causes of the problem and wipes off root cause of the problem. Along with treatment, these capsules also enhance body's mechanism and improve a males' vitality considerably to reverse the ill-effects of the problem on overall physical and mental health, and to also prevent it from reoccurring in future.
Travel › Re: Lagos To Jos Is How Much??? by laiza(m): 4:25pm On Dec 24, 2016
Depending on the transport company. But generally Lagos to Jos is 7-9k. Lagos to Abuja is 5-7k.
Education › Re: Kingsley Ikhuoria Cookey & Mariam Tosin Sanni Break Academic Records In Ghana by laiza(m): 1:38pm On Dec 16, 2016
Give it to Kingsley mehn! To have that GPA in an engineering field in GHANAhuh That guy is the modern day equivalent of Galileo and Newton. Summed up Galton 2.0
Science/Technology › Re: Ekiti Farmer Forces Snake That Swallowed His Lambs To Vomit Them (Video) by laiza(m): 5:16pm On Dec 11, 2016
[quote author=ucheheart post=51808000]Question :did the rams survive? If not, it's a wasted effort. [/quote
Totally wasted effort if you ask me. Or maybe he wants to use them to appease his ancestors...come to think of it. It's ekiti state. But I'm wondering...what is brave in holding a harmless snake by the throat or lungs or stomach or whatever to vomit your dead lamb? Assuming the snake uses its last strength and strangle him too to death because let's face it, the snake can still kill him. He was dumb and lucky. Better not test fate!
Business › Re: Lagos To Sell Lake (Lagos-Kebbi) Rice N13k From December 15, 2016 (Pics) by laiza(m): 1:43pm On Dec 09, 2016
Horlufemi:
Rice Rice Rice everywhere

What of Palm Oil, Beans and the rest.
Humans are so insanely irritating or irritatingly insane. Earlier this year you guys were like rice is too expensive, what does the govt want us to eat. Now the same "dullard" govt produced rice with the help of Kebbi and Lagos states yet the moronic plagues are still complaining. What of beans, oil palm etc
One question....Can't you farm sir?
Science/Technology › Re: Some Scary Facts We Probably Don't Know About Snakes. by laiza(m): 11:05am On Dec 09, 2016
Omololu007:
you mean cobras can kill anaconda?
Yes. Cobras have very deadly poisons which could be fatal to the Anaconda. They can swallow them though. But king cobras can swallow small Anaconda snakes.
Science/Technology › Re: Some Scary Facts We Probably Don't Know About Snakes. by laiza(m): 2:59pm On Dec 07, 2016
1990news:
I was bitten by a cobra and anaconda same night, and they both died.

The following day, I was strolling in the jungle, then a big python saw me and ran away.


What a genius I am.
Cobras aren't found the same place Anacondas live. The Anaconda help reduce pest and large rodents, the cobra on the other hand might wipe out the Anacondas.
Pythons don't run from humans, they're like pets. An African rock Python might even try to make a meal out of you. Cobras are worse, they can chase you when provoked. If you were dreaming, I implore you to pls wake up. It's a bad omen.
Science/Technology › Re: Some Scary Facts We Probably Don't Know About Snakes. by laiza(m): 2:51pm On Dec 07, 2016
Fundango:
seems like such kind of snake venom can cause permanent blindness to their victims.
Not permanent blindness. It is a form of defensive mechanism. It can cause temporary blindness, giving the snake opportunity to escape.
Science/Technology › Re: Some Scary Facts We Probably Don't Know About Snakes. by laiza(m): 2:48pm On Dec 07, 2016
uzolexis:
From your comment, it's obvious you don't understand the statement "immune to their own venom". It means the venom of another snake is harmful to them even if the snake is from the same species but their own venom can't harm them i.e the venom of snake A can't harm snake A but the venom of snake B can harm snake A....comprende
Really wink are you 100% sure that's what the writer intended? And hope you know they are two different things right! From my own point of view and small mind I believed the writer meant snakes in general are immune to the venom of their kind.
Science/Technology › Re: Some Scary Facts We Probably Don't Know About Snakes. by laiza(m): 7:34pm On Dec 06, 2016
Explorers:
I learnt some species, not all snakes are immune to own venom. These type of snakes kind of have their own antivenom built (in) according to a snake venom researcher on quora.

Swallowed snake coming out alive is impossible when it comes to constrictors, Python, Boa, and Anaconda. They crush and squeeze the life out of their prey before swallowing.

Giant pythons, Anaconda are capable of crushing a full grown man.

Ive seen Giant Pythons killing Crocodiles/Alligators, Jaguars, Cougar and so on.


Lalasticlala food don ready na.
Have you ever seen a constrictor swallowing a poisonous snake?
Science/Technology › Re: Some Scary Facts We Probably Don't Know About Snakes. by laiza(m): 3:02pm On Dec 06, 2016
Snakes are not immune to their own venom, they could be immune to the venom of other Snakes but not theirs. An example is the King Cobra, the Snake is immune to all venom because it feeds primarily on other Snakes but when two king Cobra fights, the larger one ends up consuming the smaller of which it has to be immobilised by venom. In worse case scenario they both end up dead. There are cases of some very toxic but smaller Snakes crawling out of the belly of a much larger snake after it must have consumed them whole they wait out the poison and bite from within, then crawl out live. Some salamanders too are poisonous, when they end up in the belly of some Snakes or Bull frog, they come out alive after the poison on their outer skin must have killed their host from within. The most venomous snake on the planet is Inland Taipan, found only in Australia and it's not immune to its own poison, in fact a tiger snake which craves other snake as appetite also must first overpower other snakes by injecting a lot of venom before the other has the ability or opportunity to strike.
In Africa, we have the longest and fastest venomous snake; the Black Mamba.

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