modsfucker:


It's another security measure that comes pre-installed in the key of some cars, though not all cars have it. The sensor communicates a code to the car brain before the car gets started... Without those codes, the car will not start.

Is it not the red light dat blinks when car engine is not running?

I learnt that works directly with brianbox to avoid using any key �️ to start the engine. I don't know anytin abt dat sha.

cloud:
Had trackers fixed in my car in Abuja for just 45k at least now I have rest of mind. In the event of a car theft, I can even shut the car down and get the exact location. If interested, I can link you up within Abuja. Install a tracker and have rest of mind

If the car is worth it dey will disable the tracker. I heard so from someon, magnet could distort gps signal. I don't know how true.

modsfucker:


I parked my corollary 2013 last month and entered a restaurant, as I came out, I noticed that they perforated the kelyhole on the door in their attempt to open the car. I just opened it with remote and drove away... That sensor is very important in cars.

What sensor?

richmond500:
its because of opposition trying to destroy the country, it was never targeted at NK, fake news and posts that focuses on division is getting out of hand, twitter needs to be regulated, I dont support the ban but that platform is becoming something else

It is the same platform that brought the present Govt into power?

feflo:


Very much alive sir. Tell me what you want to power and I will give you a system design that's cost effective.

Thanks

Lol! Feflo is alive and kicking ooo

Always use escrow or do face to face transaction. Nairaland is a public forum.

Elzazzi:
I will be very short and precise on this one and I really need help. I am in my late 20s and the current relationship I have with my fiance is hitting the rocks because I don't even last up to 10 seconds during sex(yes, it's that bad). We have been together for awhile now, but these days I can really see she is really frustrated at me. Anytime we make love, I end up being ashamed. Please I want someone to help me out a permanent solution. Thanks as I await responses from meaningful NLers.

Excitement is killing you. But for now, I will advice you get numbing Gel 15 minutes before you have sex. Don't use it regularly. Just use it to train your self on how to sustain your self another sex.

Please note. if you guys are not married, it is not good to av sex.

Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

Nairaland was down for two hours due to a minor miscommunication with our host that was related to copyright infringement.

It shouldn't have taken as long as 2 hours to restore Nairaland, but it took a while for us figure out exactly what to do because it hadn't happened before, and we also had to wait for our host's support team to restore us fully after taking the necessary steps.

We are sorry for this inconvenience.

We know that keeping Nairaland working is especially important in this terrifying political climate, and we take it very seriously. Nigerians need a platform that they can use to share their views freely with each other. We believe that Nairaland is that platform.

Best Regards,
Seun Osewa.

By now, you should be hosting your forum with your private servers.

donogaga:
When single ladies choose to cohabit with men, yielding to free sexual servicing, domestic chores and the likes, what exactly goes through their minds?

This is love?
This will make him marry me?
I am married and this is my duty?
This is what it takes to hold a man?

Which?

More importantly, why is it difficult for women to see this at this point.
Chances are many are reading this now telling themselves "no, this is not me. My own case is different. We are in love."

Okay then. Love.

What is love? What to you is love?

We cannot understand, you think.

Welcome to the journeys that led to the pregnancies that led to undesired marriages that became toxic and ended up in very hurtful divorces having one person bearing almost all the physical, financial and social cost of it as a single parent.

Welcome to the realities many of us currently live but then, maybe we don't understand.

If he truly loves you, he'd do the needful and marry you right. Don't be mistaken. When the right one comes along, he'd do away with all the excuses he's giving you and marry her. Unfortunately, many learnt this lesson the hard way.

The choice is yours.



https://www.facebook.com/100047151253398/posts/322131562701883/

I learnt the hard way, but thank God for grace and second chance.

KEVIND:


Don't say what you don't know. So you expect God's General Prophet TB Joshua to come to NTA and Channels TV and shout & announce to you that it's time for him to go home & meet his Maker, God Almighty? If you want to know whether God revealed his death to him or not watch Emmanuel TV not NTA or Channels TV.
All this doubting Thomas I pity you.

He is a fool. Only a fool talk without reasoning.

mariahAngel:
Times have changed.
Things are no longer as they used to be.
Fathers these days are consciously becoming more available and involved in the lives of their children than their own fathers were. And children nowadays are closer to their fathers.

I once saw a video on Instagram;A woman went to pick her daughter up from school (she was about 5yrs) and they were having a conversation about what happened at school that day (they were being driven in a car), then the mother (who was making the video) told her daughter to say
Hi to her daddy and she did, then her mother told her to say I love you daddy, but the little girl said
No and changed her mood. why? the mother asked surprised, ...because he didn't come to pick me up from school yesterday as he promised she replied.

The dad, who is a busy businessman was the one who posted the video on his Instagram page, and asked his followers on suggestions on how best to make it up to his princess as he called her.
So, the day after that, he made out time to go pick her up himself and he made it up to her by taking her on a lunch date, just the two of them.
As they were eating, the dad (who was making the video this time) asked her So Zala, you were angry with daddy yesterday for not picking you up from school right? the little girl blushed, she didn't expect the question (how cute)
Do you forgive daddy now? the dad asked, the little girl nodded. Do you love daddy? she said yes. Then give daddy a kiss, and she happily kissed her dad on the cheek and smiled.
Now, who wouldn't love such a dad?

God bless you for this.

JohnBullMySon:
In trying to ban Nigerians from Twitter. Buhari, his government, supporters and fellow BMCs, banned themselves from Twitter .

Now I can tweet, but Adamu Garba cannot tweet. Who is winning?

Exactly. We can even organize protest without them knowing. If dey didn't ban themselves dey would av known what's coming.

Romanoff:


Yes na. Years from now, one small pikin too go dey tell you the same thing.

Cycle of life.

Smile circle of life

Joined nairaland 2006, no regrets since den.

Romanoff:
It was in 2006. I was in my mid teens and my dad had just installed internet on our computer.

I can't remember how I stumbled on it. First Moniker was Kennygee, I had to deactivate it two years ago.

Nairaland done spoil Sha.

U sef no be small pikin again ooo.

LincolnLynn:
Shut the hell up, senseless hatred will consume your empty skull,if you are in oyo state and cannot see the achievements of seyi,you will forever be blinded to everything good.And some daft slowpokes like you will believe the nonsense you put up there.. Absolutely shameless and brainless opposition.

Dey are just brainless. Most of dem don't even live in Oyo state, yet dey are quick to soew trash.

Onma89:
Mr governor you pay ur corpers in ur state and u invited a governor that do not even pays workers in his state to come and commission a road of 68 km that is bad my brave governor of Oyo

Which workers he refused to pay salary?

U better go and do Ur findings very well before u start spewing wat u don't know.

berbs:


What is this one saying

Person wey him head no correct.

Coldshisha:




Nice one

The way he was blasted at his media chat in celebration of 2 years in office for having no project with 150 billion debt caught him by surprise

Now he is looking for means of pacifying people

25 thousand minimum wage he can't implement

First announcement Comm for Youth and Sport made 2 years ago was this same Audio Makinde's allowance increase yet no alert till now


.

Who blasted him?

Lol

doggedfighter:
Garba Shehu speaking.

Boko Haram attacked Katsina today yet we didn't see your skills in curbing them.

Who didn't know it was d he goat that wrote the nonsense speech.

Faraday1997:
Please fellows help in giving any tips or ideas on how to get rid of snakes around the environments.

Here at where I work as a security guard is fully infected with lots of snakes and they are now on the move. Probably the mother have hatched her eggs and they're now on the move around the facilities. Mainly on daily basis I have been encountering and killing them.

But please if there is anything else I can do to help get rid of them please kindly share with me please.

Get sniper, pour handful quantity into a bucket of water and spray it around the compound.

Omihanifa:
Let him continue appointing northerners in every available position. If he doesn't know he's just setting a dangerous precedence

Another president will also come and him too will sideline the north (Hausa and Fulani)
Nah that time dem go know how painful it can be

Exactly. When it is another region turn, Northerners sudnt cry foul.

TMSMedia:


https://igberetvnews.com/1391242/el-rufais-convoy-nigerians-recreate-video-door-opener-main-door-opener-video/

suco01:


Can you post the generator?

Here is it

suco01:


Try and load the 6kva with other appliances as the engineer advise.

I av changed most of my appliances to energy saving type that is the issue.

TrebleChamp:
A sumec 6kva could not power your washing machine, but a maxi 3.5kva did? Are you sure the Sumec was truly 6kva gen?

The LG technicians said it's frequency issue.

The machine require 50hz but generator is producing 60hz

Cokahot:
Front load wey current no dey carry. Better close eye and buy diesel once and for all

According to them, it is frequency issue. The frequency the generator is giving is different from what the appliance require.

suco01:


Are you very sure the gen they brought is 3.5kva?.

Yes, it is.

Can sum1 recommend a true rating generator that can power this washing machine.

Hisense 8kg full automatic front load.

The week I bought it, I have issues with my small Gen not able to power it.

Then I bough sumec navigator 6kva rating and it still didn't power it.

I made complaint to fouani stores and dey sent their LG technicians with a Maxi generator EK28 Model, and it powers it conveniently.

The Maxi EK28 model is 3.5kva rating. I asked wat I could do to make my generator power it, dey said I have to use AC Freezer to step down the power for the washing machine to work.

Most of my appliances are energy saver especially my solar freezer.

I am stuck now. Can any engineer recommend a gen of 3.5 KVA (true rating) for me?

Please note:

The washing machine works perfectly with Nepa light.

peeps4u:


Didn't really watch it patiently.

I first thought it was one oyinbo man, I was more surprised when I got to know he's even based in Abuja. Who is he forming accent for even while in Nigeria?

The guy really has inferiority complex. He is targetting Nigerians but made a video on how to buy used cars for Europeans and Americans and also sounding like a fairly used oyinbo man.

Why didn't he go and post the YouTube link on oyinbo forum?

...Fairly Used Oyinbo Man

Newton85:
Oga na lamba jare. So he had to come to Twitter to show off his bleached Aguero legs in shorts abi? For what!? Bloody liar!

Lol

Anieke39:
I Stand With isreal . Which I think every Christian should

Israel don't give a f***k about Christians.

Dey don't even believe in Jesus Christ. Dey strictly follow mosaic law.

Offpoint1:
I know it's one of Twitter lies when he had to trekked to work... In short''

I wouldn't wear shorts to my personal business, so this story is fake

There is no lie in it. Shorts makes 90% of my wardrobe.

I wear Shorts to my personal Business daily.