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RomanceRe: What The Funniest Stuff A Child Have Done In Your Presence by Lance008(op): 3:34pm On Jul 30, 2023
LarryCork:
So u enjoy playing with childrens ...correct?do u no it's iligal & technically it's called peterfile.u should be arrested sir!!(no oofense) angry
Your head no correct
I said I heard their conversation
Nairaland GeneralHave You Ever Been Accused Wrongly And How Do You React by Lance008(op): 12:04pm On Jul 30, 2023
Am a type of guy if u accuse me wrongly I do not have to explain myself is for me to pay attention to those who carry the rumors for me to easily separate my enemy from friends
RomanceRe: How Can I Stop Football Betting Before It Kill Me (my Story) by Lance008(m): 11:58am On Jul 30, 2023
If no be betting he go be smoking
Chose wisely 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Something must kill a man
RomanceRe: What The Funniest Stuff A Child Have Done In Your Presence by Lance008(op): 11:54am On Jul 30, 2023
Sonnobax15:
grin
I think it was 2 years ago....My neighbor's grandson ,4yo precisely as at then....One girl was passing by and the granddad was admiring her backside....the next thing you e heard was this little boy saying--Daddy,you be bad guy..I catch you....you dey look the girl nyash daddy" grin. We all bursted into laughter cheesy
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Which kind issue be this one
RomanceWhat The Funniest Stuff A Child Have Done In Your Presence by Lance008(op): 11:43am On Jul 30, 2023
My neighbor child and her friend were playing her friend did something funny and my neighbor child corrected her
Her response was
you know am senseless I don't have sense 😂😂😂😂
Christianity EtcRe: When Witches Begin To Do Morning Cry by Lance008(m): 8:18am On Jul 30, 2023
jesusjnr2020:
Could Witches Also Do Morning Cry?

I never believed a witch could be an active member of a church until someone I knew, a very active member of my former church, confessed to me that she used to be a witch but just repented and given her life to Christ.

This came as a shock to me because this was someone I had known for years as a fellow member of the church choir. I actually got to see her for the first time while she was on stage acting the lead role in a drama presentation of our church branch, during a national youth meeting held in our church headquarters.

So i never expected that someone I knew to be so active in church could still be a witch at the same time.

Although i was happy for her salvation and deliverance, and prayed for her upon her request afterwards, the discovery remained baffling to me, as I kept wondering how possible such an active member of the church could have been a witch all this while and yet it was hard to tell.

That was when much earlier in my spiritual life, but overtime I have come to realize that not just active members of churches, but even church leaders could also be witches as well, so such things no longer surprise me.

But there was something I heard quite recently that was a new one for me.

Someone told me quite recently about a witch who used to go for morning cry and preach for people to repent, and I was like, "what?"

It was so shocking because I knew that witches and satanic agents hated those who preach such messages, and a times even try to attack and kill them if possible. Even heard of how some of them tell those preachers who go to them to get powers, not to go too spiritually deep in their preaching, but just focus on the shallow things men want to hear, such as those about worldly things and riches.

So this was a completely new one for me as I had never heard of such a thing before. It puzzled me greatly as to why a witch would be preaching such thing, but it seemed to work for her, as she was hence able to deceive and win the trust of the person who told me this story, which enabled her to get easy and closer access to her life and almost completely destroyed her if not for God's intervention.

Thank God the witch didn't succeed as the woman she attacked was the one who told me this story, so instead of her ending up in the grave, she made it out alive and is now being used by God to bring souls into His kingdom to His own glory.

God bless.
Some people are born witches
Trust none
My close friend also confessed to be a witch
Christianity EtcRe: If Satan's The Person Who Made Eve Sin, How Come Satan'll Still Torment Sinners? by Lance008(m): 7:01am On Jul 30, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Where una dey get all these tall tales from? Shame not dey catch una at all? undecided
Mumu person
We Dey see devil handwork for various villages
Christianity EtcRe: If Satan's The Person Who Made Eve Sin, How Come Satan'll Still Torment Sinners? by Lance008(m): 6:49am On Jul 30, 2023
Satan is a mad spirit no that today
Satan that hold his own followers destiny jus to make them poor and keep worshiping him in a dirty way
FamilyRe: What I Noticed About My Uncle's Child by Lance008(m): 7:07pm On Jul 29, 2023
Truth be told
No bragging
I had tv in my room and game while growing up but I was in js1 that didn't stop me becoming the best among my peers
FamilyWhat The Funniest Stuff A Child Have Done In Your Presence by Lance008(op): 6:01pm On Jul 29, 2023
My neighbor child and her friend were playing her friend did something funny and my neighbor child corrected her
Her response was
you know am senseless I don't have sense 😂😂😂😂

FamilyRe: Trying To Help My Family Member And It Backfired by Lance008(m): 9:46pm On Jul 28, 2023
The word family Na scam
RomanceRe: My Wife And Side Chic by Lance008(m): 5:49pm On Jul 28, 2023
If you abort the pregnancy you lost a big gift God no go forgive you
The mothers can be enemy but the children might not
Abeg bro if u get money to keep both Abeg keep both
FamilyRe: I Don't Want My Son To Bear My Surname. Could This Be Possible? by Lance008(m): 1:26pm On Jul 26, 2023
OKOATA:
Not really, he feels he's evil. But what's waiting for him will be worse, he even sent my mom out of the house they built together cos he had the house documents and sold the house. He will learn soon.
Make he learn to be honest
Their own don too much
FamilyRe: I Don't Want My Son To Bear My Surname. Could This Be Possible? by Lance008(m): 6:44am On Jul 26, 2023
OKOATA:
Your story reminds me of me, infact I just changed my 6 year old daughters surname to mine. I firstly went to a Health center and paid 1k for it. Thereafter went to her school and changed her name on the school portal. Paid 5k for the change of name through the court issuing an avidavit. Since yours is still young you won't need all that stress. I had to do what I did cos my own dad was involved in my divorce and was even the one that hired a lawyer for mu ex all in the bid to take my daughter away from me. I know I can't change my surname cos of my BVN, passport and the likes but it's what it is.
Old men of nowadays Dey on kolos🤣🤣🤣🤣
FamilyRe: I Don't Want My Son To Bear My Surname. Could This Be Possible? by Lance008(m): 6:42am On Jul 26, 2023
Very possible
Am planning same
Am starting a new family
I can't bear my enemy name
FamilyRe: How My Friend Received 100k by Lance008(m): 3:11pm On Jul 25, 2023
Na man you be
HealthRe: Growing Menace Of Poison Among Friends At Beer Parlours by Lance008(m): 11:44am On Jul 23, 2023
Nazgul:
The rule of the thumb when drinking with your so called friends are as follows...

1. Always finish your drink before going to urinate.

2. Never drink from a glass whenever you're drinking with more than one person, always request for straw.

3. After coming back from the toilet, and you want another drink, request for another straw as well. Don't use the same straw you left behind.

4. Never discuss your success with friends over a drink. It's most likely going to stir up their envy.

5. Don't join them in eating anything you didn't personally order for, be it meat, ponmo, gizzard, chicken, pepper soup...etc.

If you follow these rules, you'll live long.
All this many talk is uncalled for
To me just buy your drink and come home to drink safe
FamilyRe: Painful Emotional Tribute Of A Mother On The Death Of Her Twin Sons. by Lance008(m): 4:42pm On Jul 22, 2023
This is spiritual
They both using one soul
FamilyRe: How To Handle Close Betrayal From Close Family Members [like A BOSS] by Lance008(m): 6:18am On Jul 22, 2023
Zigzagman:
so sad sad
The most shocking part be say the family member I helped to the city left me and follow another person mak I introduced am to
When everything red for me I pack my things and left the city, the guy I introduced him to also introduced him to business that made him a bit rich
This my family member no look my face at all
the guy have lost his life from an outing Dey went to in one of the Africa country up till date family no see him corpse even if dem see dem no get money tak carry am come house
Life Na Sense
RomanceRe: How Can I Ruin This Girl's Life by Lance008(m): 8:57am On Jul 21, 2023
Work on yourself instead of fucking anybody up bro work hard on urself
Those jokes might be real
RomanceRe: What I Learned By Going Through The Social Media Posts Of Dead People by Lance008(m): 8:53am On Jul 21, 2023
This life Na fake
Am more scared of humans now to snake
FamilyRe: How To Handle Close Betrayal From Close Family Members [like A BOSS] by Lance008(m): 7:05am On Jul 20, 2023
Dimaya:
This is some hard stuff. You need to watch that video
Am only saying this due to my real life experience and not a video
Have helped someone to be strong eventually I went a bit broke and went back home from city u believe say those people am helping at the village no even fit go my message talk less of helping me
FamilyRe: How To Handle Close Betrayal From Close Family Members [like A BOSS] by Lance008(m): 3:02pm On Jul 19, 2023
Drbarmes:
and if u no help na another wahala
Bro if u no help for this present generation u are free from problem than to help
You can continue helping a friend that need help and he will accuse u of using his destiny
No joke
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Unemployed People, Are You Happy With How Your Parents/family Are Treating You? by Lance008(m): 2:08pm On Jul 19, 2023
The present price of fuel no make person fit comot go look for work 😂😂😂😂😂
FamilyRe: How To Handle Close Betrayal From Close Family Members [like A BOSS] by Lance008(m): 12:16pm On Jul 19, 2023
Drbarmes:
it seems unbelievable but the people u look out for dont really give a fv.ck about u. thats life
Bro Omo it's shocking truth am still shocked how will someone hate his helper
To help they fear me now
AgricultureRe: How Do I Stop This Continuous Bee Attack On The Farm? by Lance008(m): 11:45am On Jul 19, 2023
Na spiritual 😂😂😂😂😂
FamilyRe: How To Handle Close Betrayal From Close Family Members [like A BOSS] by Lance008(m): 4:12pm On Jul 18, 2023
Mine is worst
I came to realize recently that those am busy fighting for don't wish me good
Omo he hurt pass anything
Getting to know about a betrayal it's always from a friend and not an enemy
FamilyRe: Strange Attack by Lance008(m): 9:27pm On Jul 17, 2023
TemplarLandry:
You exposed yourself to attack by not seeking divine direction before embarking on that journey. You need deliverance prayers for that poison not to manifest physically. The spiritual controls the physical.
Powerful spirit is fighting him seriously
You need God always
Anybody mak tell u say nothing like spiritual no like you
FamilyRe: Strange Attack by Lance008(m): 9:24pm On Jul 17, 2023
Magnificent23:
Hi Nairalanders
Please help me interprete this strange dream. I went to Ilesha osun state my maternal home for the first time. I tried to get familiar with people I have not met before and we exchanged pleasantries. I bought drinks for adults and biscuits for children in my mum's compound. I had to retire to hotel room after the visit.
The next day I returned back to my base. Only to have a terrible dream at night where dog attacked me and bit me with blood gushing out.
Pls I need your advice and reasonable contributions
You have helped your enemy
Bro you funny who stil does that after a lot of lesson learnt Na so ur money long
You only get your enemy angry the more if u help him or her
CrimeRe: Police Arrest 1 Suspect Over Attack On Apostle Suleman's Convoy (Video, Photo) by Lance008(m): 9:05am On Jul 14, 2023
If This is the real suspect them try to be honest because to me I no Dey beleive anything again
This guy might be a plan work with the police to silence Nigerians

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