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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Happened When I Went For An Interview At Lekki by lanocfoods: 6:59am On Mar 31, 2022
sorosoke101:
because I got tired at some point because of sadist professors I repeated my project ,I had migraine during the exams men I was hospitalized, registered for the exams but didn't attend any so my Gp came crashing down like the walls of Jericho
From his written English you can tell he is not unintelligent, I know some first class graduate who can't write this good.
OP keep your head up, good things will come your way
Sports / Re: Orji Kalu Asks FG To Sack NFF Management Team by lanocfoods: 6:19am On Mar 30, 2022
CoronaVirusPro:
The whole team need to be sacked.

Nigeria need to look inwards and scout at the grass root. That was how we got our greatest team history.

All this models we call footballers are not worth it.

No competition in team, the guaranteed of playing...

If hairstyles could get us to Qatar, Argentina and Brazil will be behind us.
They will use local players and lose, you will still blame them and ask what happened to foreign based players? The truth is that Nigeria is sick and dying and until we cure our nation, nothing will be right.
Just point at ONE good thing going on for the country!

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 29th March 2022 by lanocfoods: 8:05pm On Mar 29, 2022
Wtf shocked
Food / Re: How Many Cans Of Carbonated Drinks Have You Tasted This Year?? by lanocfoods: 6:08pm On Mar 26, 2022
SandraIkuboR:
I would say a lot cos I can't eat my food without a drink by my side except if it involves milk

If I want to eat something spicy I must accompany it with a drink like fanta,Pepsi or malt

So let me just say I've lost count of how many I've actually drank
This is not actually healthy
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Marks 26th Wedding Anniversary, Husband's Birthday, Daughter Graduation by lanocfoods: 11:30am On Mar 25, 2022
meobizy:
She’s built like soaked buns.
Be nice
Romance / Re: I Told My Girlfriend That I Am Getting Married & She Burst Into Tears by lanocfoods: 8:27am On Mar 25, 2022
This post stinks... lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Leicester City (2 -0) - Live by lanocfoods: 9:18pm On Mar 13, 2022
Man u fans will not like this result grin

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Politics / Re: Soldier Cries And Begs After His Superior Caught Him Collecting Bribe (Video) by lanocfoods: 10:21pm On Mar 12, 2022
Them many like that, if they serious we go help them catch most of them.
Car Talk / Re: Stolen Vehicle: Please My Toyota Camry Was Stolen Yesterday In Lagos by lanocfoods: 11:46am On Mar 11, 2022
AmALeo:
Good morning everyone.
My car was stolen yesterday (Thursday 10th of March 2022)

2007 Toyota Camry Hybrid
Color: Blue
VIN: JTNBB46K973022389
Name of Owner: Oluwasuyi Oluwafemi Dare
Reg number: Lagos State JJJ612GT


The car was stolen by one of the staffs at a car wash around Mobil Filling Station Abijo (along Lekki-Epe Expressway and close to Destiny Homes Estate Abijo). This happened in the evening.
Pls anywhere you see this car, pls notify either of these numbers: 0908 880 9007 or 0806 034 1691 or the nearest police station.




Thank you
Sorry for your loss, Hope you find it, when you do, try and invest in a car tracker
Career / Re: Police Officer Holds A Plate Of Food For His Madam In Viral Video (Pictures) by lanocfoods: 8:24pm On Mar 02, 2022
I knew before I opened the thread that it has to be a Yoruba woman, name them like this kind thing pass

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Politics / Re: IGP Warns Officers Against Using Roadblocks To Extort Money by lanocfoods: 7:34am On Mar 02, 2022
Chastise in public, praise in private shocked NPF is a legal criminal entity
Family / Re: Can You Marry A Man Who Lives In His Family House? by lanocfoods: 4:50pm On Feb 28, 2022
That kind arrangement no dey too work, but if they insist allow her, nothing passed experience. My bestie went the same route and she is not finding it funny, her saving grace is that her husband is on her side.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool Carabao Cup Final (10 - 11)pens On 27th February 2022 by lanocfoods: 9:25pm On Feb 27, 2022
Even if Chelsea is playing Russia, I'll still support Russia. My heart is full tonight cool

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Crime / Re: Father Accused Of Raping His "9-Year-Old" Daughter In Abia State by lanocfoods: 8:12pm On Feb 27, 2022
Some men are so just disgusting
Romance / Re: I Asked My Girlfriend What Is Happening In Ukraine And This Is What She Told Me by lanocfoods: 11:09am On Feb 27, 2022
kyber:
I asked my girlfriend what is happening in Ukraine and this is what she told me (pictures)

She told me she doesn’t know and
what is the meaning of Ukraine ?

I laughed so hard ehn and I was like really?

Was she just playing dumb or what?

What do you think?
Does Ukrainians know what's going on in Nigeria?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I've Just Been Sacked by lanocfoods: 7:37pm On Feb 24, 2022
VEXT:
Give a woman a little power and watch her become arrogant and aggressive....

No wonder prophet Mohammad never want women to rule over men grin
And the world currently rules by men is paradise?
Forum Games / Re: Who Can Interpret This Picture? by lanocfoods: 11:20am On Feb 24, 2022
obembet:
Good afternoon Nairalanders, please who can help us interpret this picture.
Guns are more accessible than quality education in the US

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Crime / Re: Help Guys , A Thief Outsmarted Me And Ran Away With My Tecno Spark 7 by lanocfoods: 1:27pm On Feb 22, 2022
You are still in denial, the phone is gone
Sports / Re: Falcons Star Plumptre Up For English WSL Player Of The Month Award by lanocfoods: 7:51pm On Feb 21, 2022
HonestFriend:
I can't even pronounce that her name, but congrats to my oyibo sister.

Plum-tree
Properties / Re: Aba Tenant Given List Of Items To Contribute Following Death Of His Landlord by lanocfoods: 8:39pm On Feb 12, 2022
gaby:
Eyaa

I for send am reply through Nipost to ask am how much him and him papa dey contribute to my rent.

This could be fake though..
Its not fake oh, Ngwa people of Abia State that's how they do, the most greedy hungry people in abia state, very wicked too. If you buy land from them you have automatically become their in law for life anything occasion they have they will bill you, if the person who sold the land to you lose any member of their family, they will bill you for the Burial. Tufiakwa.

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TV/Movies / Re: Which One Is Your Favourite Movie Among These 4 by lanocfoods: 7:10pm On Feb 08, 2022
Supreme145:
It's an insult to compare those movies with 24... please remove 24 there, that movie no be their mate
Thank you, the only one that came close is Titanic, the rest should be lumped with nollywood

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Sports / Re: 18-Year-Old Silas Nwankwo Joins Swedish Football Club, Mjällby AIF by lanocfoods: 7:37am On Feb 04, 2022
I just burst into laughter when I saw his pics, that guy should be kissing 40
Crime / Re: A Police Officer's Phone Is In My Custody, Should I Return It? by lanocfoods: 7:35pm On Feb 02, 2022
The phone is your evidence of extortion, take it to the police station in your area and report what happened to a superior officer or more still send them a message on their twitter official handle and hear what they have to say, don't just return the phone like that and don't sell it either
Sports / Re: Cameroon Vs Comoros: AFCON 2021 Round-of-16 : (2 - 1) On 24th January 2022 by lanocfoods: 10:08pm On Jan 24, 2022
Na ref save Cameroon

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Education / Re: 19-Year-Old Virgin Graduates From Taraba State University As She Celebrates (Pix by lanocfoods: 8:10am On Jan 17, 2022
lilvicky68:
Breastless corper or flat chest corper should be better grin..
Body shaming much?
Politics / Re: Soot: Submit Names Of 'kpofire' Operators Within Your Locality To Council, DELGA by lanocfoods: 7:18pm On Jan 12, 2022
asainco:
Na still them
You talk wetin I want talk

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt: AFCON 2021: (1 - 0) On 11th January 2022 by lanocfoods: 4:38am On Jan 12, 2022
Kirkman:
If NFF know what is good for them, they should keep Austin Eguvohen as coach. We don't need any useless foreign coach to come and destabilize the team and the Super Eagles will start playing like headless chickens.
They know but greed and selfishness will not allow they because of the quotes they collect from oyibo man salary

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt: AFCON 2021: (1 - 0) On 11th January 2022 by lanocfoods: 6:42pm On Jan 11, 2022
That Zizo guy though
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt: AFCON 2021: (1 - 0) On 11th January 2022 by lanocfoods: 6:01pm On Jan 11, 2022
Who got buy me one bottle in the spirit of celebration cool
Health / Re: I'm Battling With Pimples Please Help by lanocfoods: 4:17pm On Jan 08, 2022
LoriIro1:
Good morning Nairalanders and happy new year to all.

Please I need help on how to end this plague called pimples, I don't know the cause of it, I've tried many cream or soap since 2017 and it's not going, instead it's keep coming back. Since last year the kind of it that come to my face every week is like ball, big and round and it's gives me headache join. Pimples giving me headache and not work, too bad. Right now all my chicks is like someone they give blow.. Please if there's anyone that knows what I would use to end it please I'd appreciate your help and response.

LOL for those that would say,that " too much of lashing caused it grin, please, I've not lashed anyone for 4 to 5 years now. And I'm not planning either this year. cheesy


Pics was yesterday night.
Going by your bear bear it seems you are k$$ing adolescent bye, so don't worry too much about it, but in the meantime wash your face with mild soap, scrub with sponge gently if you can using slightly hot water and apply powder make it a habit at least twice daily and no matter how tempting don't pick the pimple even the rope ones, just do the water, sponge, soap and powder routine. It will clear living your face smooth, that's assuming you don't have any serious skin infection
Career / Re: What Do You Hate Most About Working From Home? by lanocfoods: 4:41pm On Jan 03, 2022
I eat a lot as I get hungry easily, I miss human contact sometimes though

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Family / Re: Can I Fight This Now Or Wait Till The Baby Is Grown? by lanocfoods: 5:43pm On Dec 23, 2021
I hope sha she is not Igbo, cos in our culture that child is nothing near yours oh! No be by gra gra, that child will not bear your name

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