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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) Live by lanocfoods: 5:12pm On May 01, 2022
Goal!!!!!!!!!!

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Family / Re: Chrisland School: My Daughter Fooled Me Too by lanocfoods: 1:55pm On Apr 29, 2022
Fabu cool

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Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie And His Second Wife, Judy Austin (Photos) by lanocfoods: 9:01am On Apr 28, 2022
Shit happened to my SIL, her own they found out when the first child was already 17 with 3 younger siblings

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 4) On 20th April 2022 by lanocfoods: 9:59pm On Apr 20, 2022
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Oya gbemi debe...



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Education / Re: Truth Or Dare Sex Video: Chrisland, The Parents Or The Girl - Who Is To Blame? by lanocfoods: 4:12pm On Apr 18, 2022
Kingpin1000:
When I was in Secondary school,one of the most stubborn boys got into problem with the school authority, the principal called his father,whi happened to be a high court Judge to report his son to him.
The father came to school with 3 of his other sons. This boy happens to be the last child of 5 boys but He was a pain in the ass, He was very big and muscular but when his brothers came,they dwarfed him. All of a sudden one his brothers head butted him and He fell to the ground like a paper, his uniform was soaked in blood within minutes, they tied him to a desk and our able Goliath who has lead us to so many war was crying like a baby, we were all shocked. The father demanded for canes. The man was just flogging only the feet of the boy the boy shouted until he lost his voice and became weak, our principal became afraid and started begging the father to take it easy, it was then they loosed him and dumped him behind their hilux and drove away.. we did not see our Goliath for 2 weeks but when He came back, He was sober and reserved.
No more trouble till He left school. Rumours had it that He was taken to the hospital and when He recovered his father locked him up.
The woke generation will call it child abuse

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Crime / Re: Man Rammed Into Girl 3 Times With His SUV In Road Rage Attack In US by lanocfoods: 2:32pm On Apr 17, 2022
Na this kind dey beat em wife troway useless man, Peter nwachkwu 2.0
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Arsenal (1- 0) On 16th April 2022 by lanocfoods: 4:42pm On Apr 16, 2022
Assnal useless sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (2 - 3) On 12th April 2022 by lanocfoods: 10:14pm On Apr 12, 2022
Na wah oh Chelsea fans are real noise makers, see as everywhere quite, I thought match has ended grin
Romance / Re: Identical Kenyan Triplets Dating Same Man, Plan To Marry Him(video by lanocfoods: 9:14am On Apr 12, 2022
Babaken:
Who is that lucky man not even his picture.
They have a YouTube channel were they make funny video pranks, very hilarious, they did and interview with the"boyfriend", can't remember their channel name
Sports / Re: See What Is Given To Uganda Premier League MoTM(photo) by lanocfoods: 9:07am On Apr 12, 2022
GOFRONT:
If that is a gallon of Lotion, then I'd go and use it for masturbation after taking my bread.

Such a pinky Lotion can serve as a very good Lubricant on my left palm.
I think it's a strawberry yogurt
Sports / Re: Nigerians Storm SD Huesca's Facebook Page Demand Justice For Kelechi Nwakali by lanocfoods: 7:53pm On Apr 07, 2022
Y dey no come dey twitter?
Politics / Re: Buhari Snubs Russia, Picks British Firm For Ajaokuta Steel Revival: Video by lanocfoods: 10:24pm On Apr 06, 2022
Na every year we dey revive this company?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (3 - 0) On 4th April 2022 by lanocfoods: 2:42am On Apr 05, 2022
In this life eh, your haters more pass, imagine if arsenal was winning, the thread no go pass three!
Gunners 4ever!
Politics / Re: Sheikh Nuru Khalid Suspended For Criticising Buhari Over Kaduna Train Attack by lanocfoods: 8:42am On Apr 03, 2022
Well he already said he will bear the consequences. At least he satisfied his conscience

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Happened When I Went For An Interview At Lekki by lanocfoods: 6:59am On Mar 31, 2022
sorosoke101:
because I got tired at some point because of sadist professors I repeated my project ,I had migraine during the exams men I was hospitalized, registered for the exams but didn't attend any so my Gp came crashing down like the walls of Jericho
From his written English you can tell he is not unintelligent, I know some first class graduate who can't write this good.
OP keep your head up, good things will come your way
Sports / Re: Orji Kalu Asks FG To Sack NFF Management Team by lanocfoods: 6:19am On Mar 30, 2022
CoronaVirusPro:
The whole team need to be sacked.

Nigeria need to look inwards and scout at the grass root. That was how we got our greatest team history.

All this models we call footballers are not worth it.

No competition in team, the guaranteed of playing...

If hairstyles could get us to Qatar, Argentina and Brazil will be behind us.
They will use local players and lose, you will still blame them and ask what happened to foreign based players? The truth is that Nigeria is sick and dying and until we cure our nation, nothing will be right.
Just point at ONE good thing going on for the country!

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 29th March 2022 by lanocfoods: 8:05pm On Mar 29, 2022
Wtf shocked
Food / Re: How Many Cans Of Carbonated Drinks Have You Tasted This Year?? by lanocfoods: 6:08pm On Mar 26, 2022
SandraIkuboR:
I would say a lot cos I can't eat my food without a drink by my side except if it involves milk

If I want to eat something spicy I must accompany it with a drink like fanta,Pepsi or malt

So let me just say I've lost count of how many I've actually drank
This is not actually healthy
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Marks 26th Wedding Anniversary, Husband's Birthday, Daughter Graduation by lanocfoods: 11:30am On Mar 25, 2022
meobizy:
She’s built like soaked buns.
Be nice
Romance / Re: I Told My Girlfriend That I Am Getting Married & She Burst Into Tears by lanocfoods: 8:27am On Mar 25, 2022
This post stinks... lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Leicester City (2 -0) - Live by lanocfoods: 9:18pm On Mar 13, 2022
Man u fans will not like this result grin

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Politics / Re: Soldier Cries And Begs After His Superior Caught Him Collecting Bribe (Video) by lanocfoods: 10:21pm On Mar 12, 2022
Them many like that, if they serious we go help them catch most of them.
Car Talk / Re: Stolen Vehicle: Please My Toyota Camry Was Stolen Yesterday In Lagos by lanocfoods: 11:46am On Mar 11, 2022
AmALeo:
Good morning everyone.
My car was stolen yesterday (Thursday 10th of March 2022)

2007 Toyota Camry Hybrid
Color: Blue
VIN: JTNBB46K973022389
Name of Owner: Oluwasuyi Oluwafemi Dare
Reg number: Lagos State JJJ612GT


The car was stolen by one of the staffs at a car wash around Mobil Filling Station Abijo (along Lekki-Epe Expressway and close to Destiny Homes Estate Abijo). This happened in the evening.
Pls anywhere you see this car, pls notify either of these numbers: 0908 880 9007 or 0806 034 1691 or the nearest police station.




Thank you
Sorry for your loss, Hope you find it, when you do, try and invest in a car tracker
Career / Re: Police Officer Holds A Plate Of Food For His Madam In Viral Video (Pictures) by lanocfoods: 8:24pm On Mar 02, 2022
I knew before I opened the thread that it has to be a Yoruba woman, name them like this kind thing pass

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Politics / Re: IGP Warns Officers Against Using Roadblocks To Extort Money by lanocfoods: 7:34am On Mar 02, 2022
Chastise in public, praise in private shocked NPF is a legal criminal entity
Family / Re: Can You Marry A Man Who Lives In His Family House? by lanocfoods: 4:50pm On Feb 28, 2022
That kind arrangement no dey too work, but if they insist allow her, nothing passed experience. My bestie went the same route and she is not finding it funny, her saving grace is that her husband is on her side.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool Carabao Cup Final (10 - 11)pens On 27th February 2022 by lanocfoods: 9:25pm On Feb 27, 2022
Even if Chelsea is playing Russia, I'll still support Russia. My heart is full tonight cool

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Crime / Re: Father Accused Of Raping His "9-Year-Old" Daughter In Abia State by lanocfoods: 8:12pm On Feb 27, 2022
Some men are so just disgusting
Romance / Re: I Asked My Girlfriend What Is Happening In Ukraine And This Is What She Told Me by lanocfoods: 11:09am On Feb 27, 2022
kyber:
I asked my girlfriend what is happening in Ukraine and this is what she told me (pictures)

She told me she doesn’t know and
what is the meaning of Ukraine ?

I laughed so hard ehn and I was like really?

Was she just playing dumb or what?

What do you think?
Does Ukrainians know what's going on in Nigeria?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I've Just Been Sacked by lanocfoods: 7:37pm On Feb 24, 2022
VEXT:
Give a woman a little power and watch her become arrogant and aggressive....

No wonder prophet Mohammad never want women to rule over men grin
And the world currently rules by men is paradise?

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