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Sports / Re: THROWBACK: Atlanta 1996 - Nigeria "Dream Team" Won Gold In Olympic Football by lanocfoods: 3:55pm On Aug 17, 2023
Today to even qualify na permutation things
Romance / Re: Meet The African Woman Who Got Married To A Chinese Man (photos) by lanocfoods: 6:00pm On Aug 14, 2023
descarado:

I actually blocked them on youtube cos I guess they make living off their kids.
The man can only marry black cos she is American. Koreans hate Africans and proud about it.
even his mother is cold towards the wife

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs England: FIFA Women's World Cup 2023. (2 - 4)pens On 7th August 2023 by lanocfoods: 8:06am On Aug 07, 2023
Ayodejieleja:
Kindly stream via my signature
Not working
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs England: FIFA Women's World Cup 2023. (2 - 4)pens On 7th August 2023 by lanocfoods: 7:50am On Aug 07, 2023
Godsknight:
Please I need a link to watch the match
Co ask
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Primary And Secondary Teachers Urgently Needed,, Accommodation It's Available by lanocfoods: 7:56pm On Aug 01, 2023
Aminobrown:
this present economy, u guys are still paying 30k as salary! Mak ona fear God
And that is gross oh, so it will be less after deductions.
And why will you be employing SSCE holders to teach primary and secondary student. What knowledge and teaching skills do they have to impact those kids.
Technology Market / Re: Get The Airtel Smart Box, For Absolutely Free by lanocfoods: 3:28am On Jul 29, 2023
Even that 1TB will finish in under 3mnths and you will start wondering

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Crime / Re: UK-Based Nigerian Doctor Loses Custody Of 16-Year-Old Son For Flogging Him by lanocfoods: 12:15pm On Jul 27, 2023
aycorporat:
Training a child in the Western world is by God's grace.

There was a boy of ours who grew up in the UK and had the bad traits of disobedience. His dad lured him to Nigeria to come have a good taste of culture.

The moment he landed at MMIA, he was whisked to a remote village where his dad gave him a daily dosage of strokes of cane. At first he proved resistant, later he cooperated.

In the long run, he feigned remorse but was secretly taking shots of the wounds he sustained. After sometimes, his dad seeing his calmness, decided that he had learnt his lessons and it was time to go back to the USA.

Believe me, when they got to the UK, the boy tendered all evidences to the security agencies. How the dad escaped prison sentence and deportation is what I didn't know.

African culture still remains topnotch
US or UK which one is it?
Crime / Re: UK-Based Nigerian Doctor Loses Custody Of 16-Year-Old Son For Flogging Him by lanocfoods: 12:10pm On Jul 27, 2023
Jennyclay:
Send the naughty boy to Nigeria to come and learn some respect and manners undecided

That was how my elder sister’s child in this same UK was misbehaving. He mingles with bad gang and if my sister yells at him or try to spank him he won’t hesitate to call the cops on her.

She explained everything to us and My mother told my elder sister to bundle the boy to Nigeria, that she would reset his head.
When he came to Nigeria my mother sent him to Command secondary school Ipaja Lagos state.

Every time we visits him during visiting day, he would cry and beg saying Grand ma please I won’t be stubborn again, I wanna go join my fam in the UK.

He spent 2 years (J.S.S 2 - 3) in command secondary school before he went back to UK. Now he’s a well behaved boy.
Good, that child will be forever indebted to your mom

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Family / Re: Please Kindly Adopt My Daughter by lanocfoods: 1:06pm On Jul 22, 2023
fifehanmi938:
Good morning everyone, please I opened this account to be anonymous.
Please I really want to give out my daughter for adoption because am going through it all and want to commit suicide. Here is my story
I had my daughter when I was 17 years old and the guy I had the daughter for left me and run away after the child's naming and this made me to return to my family and living with them with the kid.i started working as a teacher to survive.. everything was going fine until devil came into my family and my parents separated.and my mom got very sick, serious sickness and my Dad left home for a long time ,not until my mom's family came to take my mom to the village and now left with me,my daughter and my two siblings..

Things became very hard but I still continue working but not enough to survive us,not until the day my dad brought a woman to the house ,two years after my mom was away.
My mom sickness turns out to be mental illness so no hope of her recovering fast because her family took her to different churches and all but still the same.

So when my dad brought this woman,she started to frustrate us and my dad told me to leave the kid and go out to work ,that his wife will take care of the kid which I agreed.
So a friend told me about traveling to Cairo to work ,but I will pay back for 1 and half years to my boss. It was maid work but we call it shagala there.which I agreed,so thdy process my passport and travel document and I travelled.

I started working and serving my boss there not until one day my sister called me on phone that my dad wife has pursued her and left only my brother and my daughter and she told me how my daughter is maltreated and she is very malnourished,at a point I am very depressed but I don't have option because am not in Nigeria and still working and paying back.

So after a year and half I paid finish and start working on my own ,we are paid 100k monthly if we exchange it to Nigeria currency and I paid house rent monthly because we work for 26 days and go home for the remaining 4 days.

A year after I started working,my Dad's start calling me to come back and take my child because they can't take care of her anymore,since his new wife gave birth they say my daughter is now a burden to them and my kid brother I heard they sent him to learn apprentice and live with his boss..

I told them to be patient with Me that am not in Nigeria,he said he don't care that I should know how I come for my daughter or I will not see her again,he became very aggressive.

I had no option than to travel back to Nigeria with the little I save, getting to Nigeria on my way to Ogun state,I was robbed and got injured and everything I had was taken,my clothes phone and all.

I had two phones,one Samsung that is badly broken and not working really well and one Redmi,I am posting from the Samsung now since the Redmi was stolen.

I got frustrated more ,now I am homeless and I started working with a woman who sells food which she allows me to sleep at her shop after we close and give me 400 naira everyday but the problem now is that she said I can't bring in my child and I reach out to my sister,she said my dad give me 4 days to come and take the daughter or else I won't hear from her again because he will go and dump her somewhere.

I am totally depressed and suicidal please who can adopt my daughter 🙏🥺😭I beg in the name of God just for sometimes if I can be able to gather myself to rent a house later then I come take her.

Here is my email feranmi938@gmail.com
I don't think you understand what adoption means, foster maybe

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Travel / Re: Where Can I Legally Relocate To In 6 Months Time? by lanocfoods: 4:29pm On Jul 20, 2023
Leandah:
Hello Nairalanders,

Please I need people with first hand experience to advice me on the best country that I can legally relocate to in the next 6 months with my son (Not UK pls). I was planning towards December 2024 initially but the situation of things in the country currently has made it become a thing of urgency, before the small savings I have is totally wiped off with forex and inflation rates.

I would really appreciate suggestions/recommendations.

Thank you.


Someone said nice things about Austria research more on it, in the meantime convert most of your savings to $ it will help appreciate
Politics / Re: Kashim Shettima Receives Malala Yousafzai And Amina Mohammed In His Office by lanocfoods: 6:47pm On Jul 12, 2023
Angelfrost:


She is currently 26! undecided

Is everything alright with you, sir?!!
She is married already
Family / Re: ##### Airtime Giveaway (July Edition): 1k Airtime Each For 10 People #### by lanocfoods: 7:23am On Jul 09, 2023
timbs001:
Hello everyone.

It's been a while.

This thread is for those that need airtime to buy data or to make calls.
Please refer to https://www.nairaland.com/7492192/christmas-giveaway-5k-each-10 if you are curious as regards how the winners will be chosen. Winners will be chosen randomly.

The criteria to qualify for winning the data are:

1. Your Nairaland account must be at least a year old.
2. Please write why you need the airtime (short and concise)
3. Please don't participate if you have enough already, it is more blessed to give than to receive.

As usual for transparency, the winners will be picked randomly. Please refer to my previous thread incase you want to know how the winners will be picked.
I'm a freelancer and data is crucial to my kind of work. It's hard getting gigs and you spend a lot on data,but we don't quit because it's hard
Politics / Re: Running Petrol Generator Is Still Cheaper Than LPG. by lanocfoods: 3:09pm On Jul 05, 2023
My own is how safe is it?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NIMC Is Trying To Make Me Loose International Job. Please Help by lanocfoods: 8:39am On Jul 05, 2023
Emir8:
I don't know what to do again! I got an international job which will require me to work from Nigeria and I have submitted all other document but the company is not accepting my NIN Slip. They said it is one-faced Id and cannot be accepted.

I downloaded the NIMC App and tried to activate my account but no OTP is send to my mobile phone number.

I went to the NIMC state headquarter in the state I live and complained. They checked my email and phone number in their system and all are correct. They told me to keep on trying the App. I have been trying the App day and night and no OTP was send to activate my account.

I was asked to check if the plastic one is ready for collection. The web page (https://nimc.gov.ng/eid-card-issuance/) does not exist.

I tried to check the status of the plastic one if it is ready through their website - http://touch.nimc.gov.ng/ The page is no longer existing. Everything about NIMC is not working now.

I even make attempt to get driver's license, I was told it will take 60 days to be ready.

Please what will I do again. I don't want to loose this job. I have send messages to different emails in NIMC but no response. I have submitted the police clearance certificate containing my 10 fingerprints yesterday but they still insist I will not be assigned roles until national ID is provided and the documentation period deadline is Monday 10/07/2023

The company said they are not accepting the blank backside below
I did mine through the website a while back, and paid 1k through remita before i was able to download it.
Romance / Re: Please Advice!! My Elder Sister Is In A Dilemma Right Now by lanocfoods: 2:49pm On Jun 20, 2023
Collins4u1:
she can become a single mother and get married later. hopefully the future husband won't be traumatized for training someone's else child.

Funny how women can't treat someone's else child as theirs.
It's the deceit for me, how can you not see that. Him keeping such information as important and significant as having children is a huge red flag. Some people have deal breakers, if this is not one of them for her, then she can go ahead. Personally I'll call it off

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sierra Leone: AFCON Qualifier (3 - 2) On 18th June 2023 by lanocfoods: 9:48am On Jun 19, 2023
bunmioguns:





Sent
Thank you soooooo much God bless and increase your coast. I appreciate
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sierra Leone: AFCON Qualifier (3 - 2) On 18th June 2023 by lanocfoods: 9:53pm On Jun 18, 2023
bunmioguns:




Reply with your phone number


Next time just click on my signature to get your cheap data
Zero seven zero eight six seven five eight four nine seven. Thanks
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sierra Leone: AFCON Qualifier (3 - 2) On 18th June 2023 by lanocfoods: 2:49pm On Jun 18, 2023
Any good Samaritan should gift me 1gb to stream please
Food / Re: What Is Your Favorite Soup? by lanocfoods: 2:09pm On Jun 17, 2023
FahBuLous:
As a certified and well known indegene of Akwa Abasi Ibom state, my favorite soup is non other than "Afang soup" I think this is the most delicious soup in the world... No cap..
Co sign
Politics / Re: Governor Uzodimma Launches 2023 Imo Muslims Pilgrimage For Hajj by lanocfoods: 1:45pm On Jun 17, 2023
This one don dey build bridge, when time reach now they go remind say na leggo bridge im build
Romance / Re: Sex With Female Footballers by lanocfoods: 8:26am On Jun 13, 2023
SultanOfAbia:
it's a pandemic over here
Many tomboys in abia
Ha being a tomboy is now a pandemic, do you even know what the word 'pandemic' means
Romance / Re: This Guy Is So Immature. How Can He Disgrace A Lady Because Of Food? by lanocfoods: 7:35am On Jun 12, 2023
advanceDNA:
Once u no allow woman run u mugu on top ur own money....the first insult is immature and childish grin ...


Immaturity is not a crime under naija constitution.....let him be immature in peace. ......is it ur immature.??




Even you will agree there are better and mature ways that thing could've handled the situation, if his intentions were not malicious and to be petty.
He is nothing but a child in a man's body, meaning he has a lot of growing up to do, which means he is immature
Phones / Re: My problem with Oraimo Power Banks by lanocfoods: 7:51am On May 30, 2023
Abidema2:
I just ordered the 50000 mah directly from their site. From 42 the battery went to zero. This is the second power bank from oraimo that is doing this same thing. I had the 27000 at first I thought it was a fault of just that power bank, apparently it's their products. I have seen many people also share the same problem. Please don't waste your money. Don't buy Oraimo Power Banks.
Bought mine since jan, its still working fine, can last up to 48hrs for me.
The 27k amp

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Sports / Re: Luton Will Need To Spend $10M To Bring Their Kenilworth Rd Up To PL Standards by lanocfoods: 4:11am On May 29, 2023
Kasdat5:
Something 1 politician in Nigeria will fund without blinking an eye .
The first thing that came to my mind
Health / Re: Snake Killed At Our Fish Pond! by lanocfoods: 3:10pm On May 28, 2023
sulakishop:
We fumigate every fortnight but not near the ponds, bananas(snail farm) and the stream. I don't know if anyone knows any cultural /biological control aside chemicals...

Plant kolanut it scares them, the only downside is that the tree grows quite huge
Also snakes don't like scent leave

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court: Shettima Withdrew From Senatorial Election On 6th July,2022 by lanocfoods: 7:13pm On May 27, 2023
femisplash:
Are you aware that both LP and PDP cases have been consolidated?
So why quote only LP?
Family / Re: UPDATE: I've Been Restless Having A Chat With My Elder Brother by lanocfoods: 4:55am On May 24, 2023
DownTime44:
https://www.nairaland.com/7686172/been-restless-having-chat-elder


All thanks to everyone for their immense contributions towards my elder brother predicament. This place is truly home away from home. For those getting to know or who just come across this thread, you can read through the link posted above to get a grasp of where I'm coming from.


Someone sent me a mail having gone through my post and we both shared contact. He works on the island and he was willing to absorb my elder brother into his organisation. It's an organisation where one learn a skills and get paid monthly. Then after being certified in your skills, you can be employed as a full staff into the organisation. He would be given #20,000 monthly as stipend while learning as an apprentice but the man promised to be adding #10,000 to it making a total of #30,000 monthly. This person didn't know me from Adam but was touched by my brother's condition and he developed interest in helping him in his own little way. He asked me to inform my elder brother and get back to him.


I discussed everything to my brother verbally. Infact, i relate everything to him in my mother's tongue for ease of communication. I asked him if he has any interest in the offer and he said yes. He has interest. He's very much interested. He said he'd specialised in plumbing. I reached out to the man and we both finalise everything. He asked my brother when would he love to resume and he said month end. After the call, i asked him why month end and he said he doesn't have anything. He needs to get some few clothes, toiletries and some money for upkeep. I asked him where would he get money from less than 2 weeks to month end. He claimed if he can see any bus to work with. I told him you've been out of job going to a year, you didn't get any bus. Why do you think you'd get a bus within a short space of time? I asked him what if i rally round for him, is he willing to resume before the month end, he said yes with happy face. I borrowed #10,000 from a friend, i had #5,000 left with me, making a total of #15,000. I gave him 2 pairs of trousers and shirt i had. He bought a small school bag of #3,000 to put his clothes and he left in two days time. That was last week Wednesday. Oh! God, i was the happiest man on earth that very day.. I was so happy for him believing that he would become somebody from there. I called him to know if he has gotten there and how the work was. He said everything was fine.


I was surprised to see my brother at home on Friday, two days after he left. I asked him hope all is well? He said yes. I asked him why did he came back home so soon considering the cost of transportation to island. He was given a room he'd put up with. I expected him to stay there and focus on his job, whenever i have any money i would send to him. The man that helped him with the job called me later in the day. He narrated the gross misconduct of my brother. My brother left the job on Friday during working hours. The work is Monday to Saturday. Though Saturday is half day. He explained every details of the job to my brother before he resumed work. My brother was assigned to someone else to work with, not directly the man that helped him. The man only came to check up on him daily to know how he's fairing. The man was there when my brother took his bag, headed outside with the claim that he was going home. The man told him he can't go home now till after work, which is on Saturday. My brother didn't listen to the boss he was assigned with nor the man that helped him. He left right in their presence.


They do give daily report, and the man he was assigned with reported that he doesn't have anyone to work with, particularly on Saturday. The management asked him about my brother assigned to him and he said he has left on Friday. My brother was dismissed for his attitude. I pleaded to give him a second chance, but the man said it was beyond his power. The management has decided. I asked him to report there today and apologise for his gross misconduct. He went but apology wasn't accepted. If i was the man that helped my brother with this job or if i was among the management. I would do the same thing. I'd gladly lay him off without thinking twice.


My mother had been crying having heard the outcome of everything. I myself had cry my eyes out, all because of this my elder brother. I am fed up. The burden is too much. I might be tempted to harm him living under the same roof with him. I had been trying to console my mum but she wouldn't listen. Landlord came to harass her last week, the very day my elder brother left, because of house rent. I had 3 younger siblings to look after. Here comes my elder brother problem again. I am responsible for all of these with my meagre pay. I don't know what else to do for this guy. I don't think i can put up with him anymore. I am tired. Why is this life full of problems? I am losing my mind completely.
You've done your best, what more does he want, at least he can't go about telling people you never tried for him, he will be lying and he knows it. Focus on yourself you are not responsible for him or any of your siblings for that matter, you can only help
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Arsenal (0 - 0) On 20th May 2023 by lanocfoods: 7:31pm On May 20, 2023
Arsenal's problem is spiritual

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Family / Re: The Story Of Madam Koi Koi by lanocfoods: 6:00am On May 20, 2023
RTID:
The story of Madam Koi Koi, a ghost in Nigerian and African urban legend who haunts dormitories, hallways and toilets in boarding schools at night.

Madam Koi Koi is a ghost in Nigerian and African urban legend who haunts dormitories, hallways and toilets in boarding schools at night, while in day schools she haunts toilets and students who come to school too early or leave school late.

She is often depicted wearing a pair of red heels or wearing a single heel.

The story of Madam Koi Koi has survived the times and still haunts many secondary school students in their nightmares.

In Nigeria, there are several popular myths that have endured for many decades,

Myths such as Queen of the Coast and Bush Babies are some of the most popular myths in Nigeria. They are legends told from generation to generation.

One of such legends or myths is the legend of Madam Koi Koi. No one knows exactly when the story started but the story of a ghost female teacher with red high heels has haunted boarding schools in Nigeria for decades.

This is the legend of Madam Koi Koi. There are several stories but this is the most popular one. Once upon a time there was a beautiful teacher in a secondary school at Aba, Saint Maria located at Holloway CRESCENT.

She was known for her beauty and her red heels which she wore upon her death. Whenever she walked in the hallways her shoes will make one sound ‘Koi Koi’.

It was also said she was very nasty to students and would beat them up for no given reason. You could say she was hated. Sometimes she will write on the on the school chalkboard, I will be coming tomorrow.

Legend has it that she was feared when she slapped a female student and injured her ear. On her journey back home, Madam Koi Koi was involved in an accident and died.

Before she died she swore that she would have her revenge on the school and its students. According to legend her grave was chain but madman unchain it making it possible for her to continue to hunt her students

Not too long after, students of the secondary school said at night they would hear a ‘Koi Koi’ sound in the hallways of their dormitories after lights out, almost like the clicking of heels on a floor.

Till today this story persists. It is said Madam Koi Koi only comes out at night to haunt students. The stories have gone beyond one secondary school to other secondary schools in Nigeria.

Is there really a story about the ghost of a female teacher haunting students or is this a tale made up by teachers to discourage students from wandering during lights out?

Was She Real?
So, the tale then was that she or rather her restless spirit goes from school to school tutoring students.

What’s your take ?

Everything else is true in this writeup except Santa maria is a primary not secondary school.

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Family / Re: Husbands: Is It Risky To Marry A Woman Above Age 25 If You Want Kids? by lanocfoods: 1:55pm On May 07, 2023
ahnie:
Nonsense write ups
Very very nonsense, nothing to add

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Politics / Re: 7 Supreme Court Justices Who Sat On Imo Election Petition Denied US Visa - Duke by lanocfoods: 12:29pm On Apr 30, 2023
LegendHero:
Fake news.

USA will never tell anyone why their visa is denied. They usually just give a generic blue paper that will have normal general reason.

So how did Donald Duke know the actual reason they were denied?

Shall we then say it is a coincidence?

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