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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sierra Leone: AFCON Qualifier (3 - 2) On 18th June 2023 by lanocfoods: 9:48am On Jun 19, 2023
bunmioguns:





Sent
Thank you soooooo much God bless and increase your coast. I appreciate
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sierra Leone: AFCON Qualifier (3 - 2) On 18th June 2023 by lanocfoods: 9:53pm On Jun 18, 2023
bunmioguns:




Reply with your phone number


Next time just click on my signature to get your cheap data
Zero seven zero eight six seven five eight four nine seven. Thanks
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sierra Leone: AFCON Qualifier (3 - 2) On 18th June 2023 by lanocfoods: 2:49pm On Jun 18, 2023
Any good Samaritan should gift me 1gb to stream please
Food / Re: What Is Your Favorite Soup? by lanocfoods: 2:09pm On Jun 17, 2023
FahBuLous:
As a certified and well known indegene of Akwa Abasi Ibom state, my favorite soup is non other than "Afang soup" I think this is the most delicious soup in the world... No cap..
Co sign
Politics / Re: Governor Uzodimma Launches 2023 Imo Muslims Pilgrimage For Hajj by lanocfoods: 1:45pm On Jun 17, 2023
This one don dey build bridge, when time reach now they go remind say na leggo bridge im build
Romance / Re: Sex With Female Footballers by lanocfoods: 8:26am On Jun 13, 2023
SultanOfAbia:
it's a pandemic over here
Many tomboys in abia
Ha being a tomboy is now a pandemic, do you even know what the word 'pandemic' means
Romance / Re: This Guy Is So Immature. How Can He Disgrace A Lady Because Of Food? by lanocfoods: 7:35am On Jun 12, 2023
advanceDNA:
Once u no allow woman run u mugu on top ur own money....the first insult is immature and childish grin ...


Immaturity is not a crime under naija constitution.....let him be immature in peace. ......is it ur immature.??




Even you will agree there are better and mature ways that thing could've handled the situation, if his intentions were not malicious and to be petty.
He is nothing but a child in a man's body, meaning he has a lot of growing up to do, which means he is immature
Phones / Re: My problem with Oraimo Power Banks by lanocfoods: 7:51am On May 30, 2023
Abidema2:
I just ordered the 50000 mah directly from their site. From 42 the battery went to zero. This is the second power bank from oraimo that is doing this same thing. I had the 27000 at first I thought it was a fault of just that power bank, apparently it's their products. I have seen many people also share the same problem. Please don't waste your money. Don't buy Oraimo Power Banks.
Bought mine since jan, its still working fine, can last up to 48hrs for me.
The 27k amp

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Sports / Re: Luton Will Need To Spend $10M To Bring Their Kenilworth Rd Up To PL Standards by lanocfoods: 4:11am On May 29, 2023
Kasdat5:
Something 1 politician in Nigeria will fund without blinking an eye .
The first thing that came to my mind
Health / Re: Snake Killed At Our Fish Pond! by lanocfoods: 3:10pm On May 28, 2023
sulakishop:
We fumigate every fortnight but not near the ponds, bananas(snail farm) and the stream. I don't know if anyone knows any cultural /biological control aside chemicals...

Plant kolanut it scares them, the only downside is that the tree grows quite huge
Also snakes don't like scent leave

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court: Shettima Withdrew From Senatorial Election On 6th July,2022 by lanocfoods: 7:13pm On May 27, 2023
femisplash:
Are you aware that both LP and PDP cases have been consolidated?
So why quote only LP?
Family / Re: UPDATE: I've Been Restless Having A Chat With My Elder Brother by lanocfoods: 4:55am On May 24, 2023
DownTime44:
https://www.nairaland.com/7686172/been-restless-having-chat-elder


All thanks to everyone for their immense contributions towards my elder brother predicament. This place is truly home away from home. For those getting to know or who just come across this thread, you can read through the link posted above to get a grasp of where I'm coming from.


Someone sent me a mail having gone through my post and we both shared contact. He works on the island and he was willing to absorb my elder brother into his organisation. It's an organisation where one learn a skills and get paid monthly. Then after being certified in your skills, you can be employed as a full staff into the organisation. He would be given #20,000 monthly as stipend while learning as an apprentice but the man promised to be adding #10,000 to it making a total of #30,000 monthly. This person didn't know me from Adam but was touched by my brother's condition and he developed interest in helping him in his own little way. He asked me to inform my elder brother and get back to him.


I discussed everything to my brother verbally. Infact, i relate everything to him in my mother's tongue for ease of communication. I asked him if he has any interest in the offer and he said yes. He has interest. He's very much interested. He said he'd specialised in plumbing. I reached out to the man and we both finalise everything. He asked my brother when would he love to resume and he said month end. After the call, i asked him why month end and he said he doesn't have anything. He needs to get some few clothes, toiletries and some money for upkeep. I asked him where would he get money from less than 2 weeks to month end. He claimed if he can see any bus to work with. I told him you've been out of job going to a year, you didn't get any bus. Why do you think you'd get a bus within a short space of time? I asked him what if i rally round for him, is he willing to resume before the month end, he said yes with happy face. I borrowed #10,000 from a friend, i had #5,000 left with me, making a total of #15,000. I gave him 2 pairs of trousers and shirt i had. He bought a small school bag of #3,000 to put his clothes and he left in two days time. That was last week Wednesday. Oh! God, i was the happiest man on earth that very day.. I was so happy for him believing that he would become somebody from there. I called him to know if he has gotten there and how the work was. He said everything was fine.


I was surprised to see my brother at home on Friday, two days after he left. I asked him hope all is well? He said yes. I asked him why did he came back home so soon considering the cost of transportation to island. He was given a room he'd put up with. I expected him to stay there and focus on his job, whenever i have any money i would send to him. The man that helped him with the job called me later in the day. He narrated the gross misconduct of my brother. My brother left the job on Friday during working hours. The work is Monday to Saturday. Though Saturday is half day. He explained every details of the job to my brother before he resumed work. My brother was assigned to someone else to work with, not directly the man that helped him. The man only came to check up on him daily to know how he's fairing. The man was there when my brother took his bag, headed outside with the claim that he was going home. The man told him he can't go home now till after work, which is on Saturday. My brother didn't listen to the boss he was assigned with nor the man that helped him. He left right in their presence.


They do give daily report, and the man he was assigned with reported that he doesn't have anyone to work with, particularly on Saturday. The management asked him about my brother assigned to him and he said he has left on Friday. My brother was dismissed for his attitude. I pleaded to give him a second chance, but the man said it was beyond his power. The management has decided. I asked him to report there today and apologise for his gross misconduct. He went but apology wasn't accepted. If i was the man that helped my brother with this job or if i was among the management. I would do the same thing. I'd gladly lay him off without thinking twice.


My mother had been crying having heard the outcome of everything. I myself had cry my eyes out, all because of this my elder brother. I am fed up. The burden is too much. I might be tempted to harm him living under the same roof with him. I had been trying to console my mum but she wouldn't listen. Landlord came to harass her last week, the very day my elder brother left, because of house rent. I had 3 younger siblings to look after. Here comes my elder brother problem again. I am responsible for all of these with my meagre pay. I don't know what else to do for this guy. I don't think i can put up with him anymore. I am tired. Why is this life full of problems? I am losing my mind completely.
You've done your best, what more does he want, at least he can't go about telling people you never tried for him, he will be lying and he knows it. Focus on yourself you are not responsible for him or any of your siblings for that matter, you can only help
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Arsenal (0 - 0) On 20th May 2023 by lanocfoods: 7:31pm On May 20, 2023
Arsenal's problem is spiritual

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Family / Re: The Story Of Madam Koi Koi by lanocfoods: 6:00am On May 20, 2023
RTID:
The story of Madam Koi Koi, a ghost in Nigerian and African urban legend who haunts dormitories, hallways and toilets in boarding schools at night.

Madam Koi Koi is a ghost in Nigerian and African urban legend who haunts dormitories, hallways and toilets in boarding schools at night, while in day schools she haunts toilets and students who come to school too early or leave school late.

She is often depicted wearing a pair of red heels or wearing a single heel.

The story of Madam Koi Koi has survived the times and still haunts many secondary school students in their nightmares.

In Nigeria, there are several popular myths that have endured for many decades,

Myths such as Queen of the Coast and Bush Babies are some of the most popular myths in Nigeria. They are legends told from generation to generation.

One of such legends or myths is the legend of Madam Koi Koi. No one knows exactly when the story started but the story of a ghost female teacher with red high heels has haunted boarding schools in Nigeria for decades.

This is the legend of Madam Koi Koi. There are several stories but this is the most popular one. Once upon a time there was a beautiful teacher in a secondary school at Aba, Saint Maria located at Holloway CRESCENT.

She was known for her beauty and her red heels which she wore upon her death. Whenever she walked in the hallways her shoes will make one sound ‘Koi Koi’.

It was also said she was very nasty to students and would beat them up for no given reason. You could say she was hated. Sometimes she will write on the on the school chalkboard, I will be coming tomorrow.

Legend has it that she was feared when she slapped a female student and injured her ear. On her journey back home, Madam Koi Koi was involved in an accident and died.

Before she died she swore that she would have her revenge on the school and its students. According to legend her grave was chain but madman unchain it making it possible for her to continue to hunt her students

Not too long after, students of the secondary school said at night they would hear a ‘Koi Koi’ sound in the hallways of their dormitories after lights out, almost like the clicking of heels on a floor.

Till today this story persists. It is said Madam Koi Koi only comes out at night to haunt students. The stories have gone beyond one secondary school to other secondary schools in Nigeria.

Is there really a story about the ghost of a female teacher haunting students or is this a tale made up by teachers to discourage students from wandering during lights out?

Was She Real?
So, the tale then was that she or rather her restless spirit goes from school to school tutoring students.

What’s your take ?

Everything else is true in this writeup except Santa maria is a primary not secondary school.

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Family / Re: Husbands: Is It Risky To Marry A Woman Above Age 25 If You Want Kids? by lanocfoods: 1:55pm On May 07, 2023
ahnie:
Nonsense write ups
Very very nonsense, nothing to add

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Politics / Re: 7 Supreme Court Justices Who Sat On Imo Election Petition Denied US Visa - Duke by lanocfoods: 12:29pm On Apr 30, 2023
LegendHero:
Fake news.

USA will never tell anyone why their visa is denied. They usually just give a generic blue paper that will have normal general reason.

So how did Donald Duke know the actual reason they were denied?

Shall we then say it is a coincidence?
Family / Re: My Wife Hates My Daughter From My First Wife by lanocfoods: 3:00am On Apr 28, 2023
TUANKU:
You married your present wife after the loss of your wife so that YOUR DAUGHTER WILL GROW UP WITH MOTHERLY LOVE/CARE... it's obviously not working.
FIRE HER.
Don't listen to woke people and ignore the warning signs until she harms that innocent kid.
The hearts of men.
He is now shifting the goal post, love don enter, the poor child is now being thrown under the bus

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Phones / Re: Very Hot: Get 125GB With ₦500 On MTN (screenshots) by lanocfoods: 4:20am On Apr 21, 2023
Unyimekelvin:
Op na lai Mohammed you be.
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Politics / Re: An Apology To The Igbo People Of Nigeria by lanocfoods: 6:44am On Mar 21, 2023
32k for what exactly, the physical or emotional trauma they have to endure as a result, even the victims will double the money and give it back to you.
Igbos should know that they have no ally in this sham called Nigeria.
I pity Igbo's that still place ad on a forum that despise you

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Phones / Re: Oraimo 50000mah Powerbank How good is it who has used it? by lanocfoods: 7:41pm On Mar 20, 2023
Uniqueness789:
then your topic is misleading. Correct it
No be me create topic oh

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Phones / Re: Oraimo 50000mah Powerbank How good is it who has used it? by lanocfoods: 6:11pm On Mar 20, 2023
Uniqueness789:
11k for 50000mah?

Even 20000mah is more than 11k
My bad it is 20000 that i bought for 11k not 50000
Phones / Re: Oraimo 50000mah Powerbank How good is it who has used it? by lanocfoods: 2:27pm On Mar 20, 2023
Mrluv:
you mean the 50000mah where do you get it and how much is it?
11k at a phone shop

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Phones / Re: Oraimo 50000mah Powerbank How good is it who has used it? by lanocfoods: 4:10am On Mar 20, 2023
Mrluv:
I want to get oraimo 50000mah Powerbank who has used it and how good is the powebankr? I dont want to get something i would later regret country hard .if there is any other 50000mah powerbank you have used better than the oraimo 5000mah powebank please help me with the name
Super worth it, bought one this january, i have never had low ba3 ever since. Can last 48hrs

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Politics / Re: Foreigners, Hausa Fulani Drive Lagos Economy Not Igbos by lanocfoods: 7:53am On Mar 17, 2023
lovere:
Nairaland stinks these days. The level of hatred and tribalism here is really disgusting and alarming. The


And the funny part is that the owner and MODs are dong nothing about it
Politics / Re: South Africans React To Nigeria's Election Outcome (TWEETS) by lanocfoods: 9:08pm On Mar 02, 2023
helinues:
We have earlier seen Ghana's own, this one is South Africa, the next should be reaction from Cambodia.

grin
Kenya too don join

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Politics / Re: After Rigging For Tinubu, Wike Calls For Meeting With Igbos In Rivers by lanocfoods: 5:08am On Mar 02, 2023
Googledotcom:
I was a fan of Wike, but I swear to God I will vote PDP out. A friend of a Thief is a Thief.
He rigged the presidential and nothing happened, who said he won't do it again
Romance / Re: Why Is It So Hard To Find My Wife/soul Mate? by lanocfoods: 12:49pm On Feb 24, 2023
chccho:
I have been seriously searching for my soul mate and wife but this has been a herculean task so far.

I have met in the past some very suitable and wonderful ladies who we were deeply into each other but I was either too naive at the time or wasn't ready for marriage so they had to move on.

Now that I am ready and able, no show!!!
I don't want to just get married anyhow to anyone, I want someone who's God fearing,my soul mate, someone who I'm attracted, loving, peaceful and so on.

I'm so confused!! Is true love this hard to find??!
I'm your soulmate cool

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Sports / Re: Meet 18-Year-Old Goodwill Yogusuk (South Sudanese Goalkeeper) by lanocfoods: 9:57am On Feb 24, 2023
Partnerbiz:
I need recommendation of a laptop seller in Lagos please.

UK/USA used laptops.
Call this guy he is very reliable. Zero eight one one six two zero two seven three seven his name is martins
Computers / Re: USA Used Dell Latitude E7270 Intel Core I5 6th Gen, 7hrs Back Up, Simcard Slot. by lanocfoods: 9:16am On Feb 23, 2023
60k
Computers / Re: Uk Used Laptop At Affordable Prices by lanocfoods: 8:56am On Feb 23, 2023
Do you have any for 40k
Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy, Tems And Rema Full 2023 NBA All-Star Game Halftime Show by lanocfoods: 9:03am On Feb 20, 2023
Rema and Burna did it for me I no understand Tem performance

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