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Food / Re: What Adjustments Have You Made To Cope With The Rising Inflation (Pictures) by lanocfoods: 8:13pm On Sep 07, 2022
Exmilitant:
not trying to be immodest but, money is flowing right, left and center in this government. And people are cashing out!

Just stand aside and watch events carefully. With your idea in place you could cash out big before elections time. Stop following the crowd.

Obi is not our Messiah!!

No Messiah is popular. The universe raises whom she wants to redeem her children. Not the people.

Buhari was supposed to deliver Nigerians but, he was caged as was Jonathan.

Obi will be easy to caged and he will end up the worse president in history.

The system in place is well entrenched.

It is the turn of the south to produce power.

Tinubu is ready let him lead!!
So tinubu that is medically unfit is the one that would not be caged, tell me something. True true you can't support APC without looking and sounding stupid

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Politics / Re: 5,043 Megawatts & Rising - Nigerians Enjoy Improved Power Supply Nationwide by lanocfoods: 6:44am On Sep 07, 2022
Power has improved in my area

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Politics / Re: Kyari: FG Files 24 Charges, Seizes Mega Assets by lanocfoods: 6:52am On Sep 05, 2022
They'll still release him after 2years
Romance / Re: I Have Slept With Over 100 Women – 22 Year Old Lesbian Confesses (video) by lanocfoods: 12:24am On Sep 05, 2022
Jashub:
I think God needs to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah because our generation is far worse than anything mankind has shown in history
I think you are right
Crime / Re: I Almost Rape My Girlfriend, Now She Thinks She's Not Safe With Me. by lanocfoods: 2:54pm On Sep 01, 2022
You did it once, you'll do it again
Pets / Re: US Police Shoot 18ft Pet Snake As It Strangled Its Owner To Death (Pics) by lanocfoods: 12:02am On Aug 28, 2022
ArchiLimited:
Dog: you didn't buy
Cat: you said no
Parrot: you didn't want
Even goat: you were offended
Then you were asked what pet you wanted: you said snake.

This is my eulogy at his burial
grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs. Leicester City (2 - 1) On 27th August 2022 by lanocfoods: 4:07pm On Aug 27, 2022
Goal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs. Leicester City (2 - 1) On 27th August 2022 by lanocfoods: 3:35pm On Aug 27, 2022
Chelsea go collect... grin
Crime / Re: Hushpuppi To Be Sentenced On September 21 by lanocfoods: 7:09pm On Aug 26, 2022
What if Abba Kyari
Politics / Re: Electricity Production By Governments From 1999 To 2020 - StatiSense by lanocfoods: 6:11am On Aug 21, 2022
My light was better during OBJ to GEJ era, buhari tenure saw it drop

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Sports / Re: Ukraine President, Volodymyr Zelenskyi congratulates Usyk on his victory by lanocfoods: 5:31am On Aug 21, 2022
Joshua threw the match to support Ukraine. Give them something to be happy about
Politics / Re: Did Peter Obi Increase ANSU School Fees From ₦136,000 To ₦256,000 In 2012? by lanocfoods: 4:15pm On Aug 15, 2022
noble71:
shocked
I love how Peter Obi has changed the method of Campaign this season, the time of eating Agbado and food in public is over! Even APC is fact checking grin


Vote Peter Obi for President.


Meanwhile at a good rate sell your Pi π to us.
What rate are you buying, I have close to 1k
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 2) On 14th August 2022 by lanocfoods: 3:09pm On Aug 14, 2022
Chijeep:
PREDICT THE SCORE BY MENTIONING ME AND WIN #1000 FROM bestFRIENDs COMPLETE SPORTS AND MINI GYM.


please note:- if you predicted correctly after the match and you mentioned me comeback here to re-mention me and screenshot your prediction to claim your reward.
IF WE HAVE MORE WITH I THINK A RAFFLE WILL BE OK
Goalless draw

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Crime / Re: Police De-Kit, Dismiss Liyomo Okoi Filmed Beating A Man With Machete by lanocfoods: 7:14am On Aug 09, 2022
When will they dekit those ones collecting N50 on a daily or is it part of their police conduct?
Family / Re: Tattoo: Not Under My Roof — Ireland-Based Nigerian Mum Scolds Daughter (Video) by lanocfoods: 9:54am On Aug 08, 2022
Zonefree:

Hahahaha

Can still remember the day my mom gave me N50 to go have a haircut. Was in JSS 3 then. I enter saloon, told the barber to barb me front and back style. The style they barb only the middle part of your hair. I saw our Reverend with the hairstyle in Church, not knowing that style is for matured men with class.

Imagine a little boy like me with Opioro head on front and back hairstyle. As I enter house, Mrs Gloria grabbed me and called my elder brothers to pin me down. She shaved everything off with razor blade, water and soap. After the shaving, I come resemble oracle. I no gree comot house for 3 weeks grin
grin
Politics / Re: Soldiers Beat Policeman, Monday Orube, To Death In Lagos by lanocfoods: 2:22pm On Aug 05, 2022
Family affair
Politics / Re: Impeachment: Soyinka Backs Lawmakers Against Buhari by lanocfoods: 6:48am On Aug 03, 2022
Impeach fire, he go no where
Politics / Re: IGBOS What Has TINUBU Dome To You Guys by lanocfoods: 1:57pm On Jul 31, 2022
adebenson155:
I always wonder tinubu and yorubas did to igbos to warrant such hate..

I just pray all this yoruba soro soke youths see through igbo hypocrisy ..
Is Obasanjo not a Yoruba man, yet Igbo's gave him massive support. Your question should be directed to sensible nigerians who has rejected your principal.
Politics / Re: I Openly Declare My Support For BAT 2023. by lanocfoods: 1:46pm On Jul 31, 2022
Godoverevery:
Finally I have decided to support BAT because clearly the hatred towards him is because he is a yoruba man.

The only reason they hate him is because he a yoruba man.

Orji kanu , Uba brothers have been milking them since 1999 but they are not bother about that ......it is tinubu and the southwest that is there problem.....they were more interested in Ekiti and Osun elections.
PO was allowed openly to campaign for is party candidate in osun state can they allow tinubu do that if the reverse was the case.

There saint PO locked up el rufai in the hotel during campaigns.....he said el rufai had no business in Anambra back then.

we are waiting for him to go campaign in kaduna when it start.....el rufai never forgets.

They open hundreds of threads day and night on how to pull tinubu down and take over lagos.

You can never see any yoruba or them opening threads on how to pull down the political thieves in there region since 1999.

Only a blind and naive yoruba indigene won't see this clear hatred toward us.

They have said if PO should lose In 2023 only us will suffer and non of them will suffer because they are all millionaires.....they are the most successful while we are all poor.

We the southwest will support our own because am very sure if orji kalu should contest for presidency the Southeast will support him regardless.

To all my yoruba people don't fall for this there games..they are deadly loins in sheep clothing.. .....they don't like you and will never like you.

Today I declared on NL i fully support BAT mandate.

To all my fellow BAT supporters don't be wary of them been much on this forum despite it belongs to a yoruba man they are only powerful on the Internet.

Victory is fully assured come 2023.

Ps- PO dunce and bulldogs feel free with the attacks and insults.....don't disappoint me.

People like you are the reason why we have somebody like buhari as our president.
Support who you want, but don't do it because of ethnic or religious affliction, it shows how wasteful your education has been, that is if you have one.
Anyways I'll help set up your accounting system for your business using QuickBooks.
Zero eight one six seven five five four two zero seven

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Belongs To Muslims, An "Infidel" Will Not Rule In 2023! - MUSLIM CLERIC by lanocfoods: 1:34pm On Jul 31, 2022
We'll see about that. I know he is saying what majority of them are thinking.

I implement QuickBooks accounting software for businesses
Zero eight one six seven five five four two zero seven

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Politics / Re: EU Looks To Nigeria For Gas To Replace Russian Supplies by lanocfoods: 7:39am On Jul 23, 2022
Rostikol:


You are making no point. We have the gas, and they are coming to buy. What is your problem?
His problem is that instead of the giving of the day to utilize the money that will be gotten from this trade,and develop the national, they will pocket it
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Zambia: WAFCON 3rd Place Match: (0 - 1) On 22nd July 2022 by lanocfoods: 10:14pm On Jul 22, 2022
Gift monday again shocked
Travel / Re: Aero Contractors Halts Operations Over Economic Crisis by lanocfoods: 8:44am On Jul 19, 2022
Another one bite the dust, thanks to the present administration
Sports / Re: Nigeria vs Morocco: WAFCON Semi Finals (4 - 5)pens On 18th July 2022 by lanocfoods: 12:17am On Jul 19, 2022
I can't fault our girls, I'm proud of them. S**t happens, yet they held their ground against all odd.

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Food / Re: Shocking Price Of Groundnut In My Area by lanocfoods: 2:57pm On Jul 15, 2022
ElBenny:
I was craving bread & groundnut with Pepsi last night (it's good to east suffer man food sometimes though), so I went to the Kiosk close by.

I reside at Agip Estate, Mile 4, Port Harcourt.

Got the round bread for ₦170, I asked for groundnut and the old woman said, “My son, ₦50 groundnut no dey again oh. Na ₦100 I dey sell.”

I was absolutely shocked and lost for words. “This woman must be very greedy,” I said to myself. I declined and bought only the bread from her and visited the next Kiosk.

Got there, “Madam evening, ground nut dey .” I said.

“Yes but na ₦100,” she replied.

I said no word, left hurriedly, got home and was in agony.

I slept with a burdensome heart of sorrow; my heart wallowed in the deep of grief beyond the grasp of hope.

I woke up this morning, remembered the ordeal last night and shouted, “Jesus! What a life.” ��
You don't blame them, from 100 naira a cup to 2 cups for 500 naira, that is what groundnut is now selling in the market. So they will find a way to make gain
Food / Re: Can You Eat This? A Nairalander Hunted And Fried Flying Termites (photo) by lanocfoods: 1:40pm On Jul 07, 2022
Danmboss:
Am allergic to this thing
Thought I was the only one, I react badly to it
Politics / Re: Kwankwaso: it Will Be Very Difficult For Notherners To Vote Obi by lanocfoods: 10:05am On Jul 04, 2022
PapaHadum:


Nigeria is not for them, grant them referendum no way. What d you actually want from Igbos?

That's it, when we talk they gaslight us, call us wailers, they say our fears are unfounded. But kwankwa whatever is just speaking the mind of the average northerner and south westerner.
At this point let everybody go to the polls and test their popularity. One day the igbos will get what we deserve
Sports / Re: Ronaldo, Messi, Benzema, Other Football Stars Enjoying Their Vacation (Photos) by lanocfoods: 9:36pm On Jul 01, 2022
See abs shocked
Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S President Biden Falls Off His Bike While Riding In Delaware (Photos) by lanocfoods: 1:53am On Jun 19, 2022
jaytii:
B for Buhari
B for Biden

"Great" leaders
Nothing to make a fuss about here, old age is a curse humans have to live with.
B for Bola
Romance / Re: Should I Tell My Male Friend What I Noticed About His Wife? by lanocfoods: 7:30pm On Jun 17, 2022
Islandlady:
Nairalanders I need y'all mature advice on this issue, No insults tho

I have been friends with my male friend for over 11years now, so he is more like a brother to me! He got married 3yrs ago, But we live in the same district, I do visit them once in a while! And I usually bump into his wife at market places, malls or on the street due to the fact that we live in the same district.

My friend is hardly around for the past few Weeks due to the fact that he do travel for work. . .But recently I have been seeing his wife with a Man just about the age of my friend, I have seen them together at the mall for 3 times now for a period interval of 3 weeks, I usually dodge and escape myself so they won't see me! The last time I saw them together I took a sneak pictures of them, I don't know this man, I have never seen him when I visit them, he is not a family member! I have been curious so I feel I should call the attention of my friend to this and send him the pictures too!

Should I tell him about it or what? I am confused!
Your friend probably has a side piece too, or did not see where it said that 98% of married men has a side piece, or your friend is among the 2%
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sao Tomé And Príncipe: AFCON 2023 Qualifier (10- 0) On 13th June 2021 by lanocfoods: 2:30pm On Jun 13, 2022
Goal 0:2
Politics / Re: Cross River 2023: PFN To Mobilise One Million Votes by lanocfoods: 8:15am On Jun 08, 2022
benuejosh:
All for TINUBU.

Peter Obi will win only on social media and few states in the east and maybe a state in the South South. I pray his followers stop being delusional and wake up to face the reality that APC is coming back to power.

Go to my village in Benue state, people know Tinubu and Atiku. APC and PDP. It will be difficult to sell LP or Peter. This thing is just the reality on ground.

Tinubu and Atiku are grass root mobilizers. What has Peter Obi done. The only people rooting for Peter are those in the town and city and not those in the rural areas. That's where the votes come from.

Peter Obi CANNOT win the presidential election.
I'm sure they know suffering and hardship too, Benue people get sense before

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