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Politics / Re: Youruba Woman Complains Bitterly About Economic Hardship (video) by lanocfoods: 11:31am On Nov 14, 2023
Naijanascam:
Abeg who can interpret it to us please....I can only hear Tinubu and sanwo olu it's like they will be doing giveaway to us soon
grin grin grin
Food / Re: Nigerians Troop To Amala Joint In Enugu After Unsolicited Publicity by lanocfoods: 6:52pm On Nov 10, 2023
successmatters:
Good one

The people of the south east are very mature, educated and can afford it.

Try akpu hangout in Lagos and by now, agberos has stabbed at least two persons before the date, Lagos government will cancel the event because "Igbo people are trying to steal Lagos and take it to Owerri " cheesy
grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Is This The Most Beautiful Female Senator In The History Of This Country? by lanocfoods: 6:39am On Nov 06, 2023
Emekaphilip360:
I think she’s arguably the most beautiful female senator in the history of this country. What a MILF!
even with her being covered up, you still sexualizing her. its not how women dress after all, men are uncontrollable

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Phones / Re: Sailors Find Container Full Of Iphone 14 Promax Lost At Sea (pics/video) by lanocfoods: 6:37am On Nov 06, 2023
metal floats?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 4th November 2023 by lanocfoods: 11:04am On Nov 04, 2023
they will still use man u for training exercise grin
Celebrities / Re: Taylor Swift Now A Billionaire by lanocfoods: 8:59pm On Oct 27, 2023
SIXTEENTH:
Her song "Rule the world" ft 2 Chainz it's a hit banger.
Ariana Grande not Taylor swift
Crime / Re: 22 Killed, Dozens Wounded In Mass Shootings In Lewiston, Maine USA (Pictures) by lanocfoods: 7:28am On Oct 26, 2023
Artiiclebeast:
Wtf.

Maine is such a quiet, serene, and lovely state that you wouldn't expect to get such news from.

A reminder that this could happen anywhere and anytime. The one reason why I stay away as much as I can from shopping malls and other public/open spaces.
true, you hardly hear of them in the news. this is sad
Family / Re: See What I observed After The Death Of My Father by lanocfoods: 8:33pm On Oct 25, 2023
Cruise777:
cool


Africans tend to see alcoholics as a problem

However there are highly functional Alcoholics in the society

There are people who drink regularly and still function properly and there are people who drink and constituite nuisance
your first sentence is weird



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Politics / Re: Tinubu Orders Withdrawal Of 24-Year-Old Kashim’s Nomination As FERMA Chairman by lanocfoods: 3:49am On Oct 20, 2023
his daddy will be very unpleased
Food / Re: If A Wife Owns A Restaurant, Should The Husband Pay After Eating? by lanocfoods: 9:00am On Oct 07, 2023
englishmart:
This is an interactive forum. If people like me don't create threads, people like you won't be here. I'm not married, I just thought this topic would make sense, and yes, it does. It doesn't matter if it irritates ridiculously fastidious and antisocial people like you who take life so seriously.
I'm not talking about you in this context, I'm talking about the hypothetical husband
Food / Re: If A Wife Owns A Restaurant, Should The Husband Pay After Eating? by lanocfoods: 4:38am On Oct 07, 2023
englishmart:
It's the answer to the question that determines if a business will collapse or not, not the question itself.
why ask in the first place, so you can hold a grudge afterwards ?
Food / Re: If A Wife Owns A Restaurant, Should The Husband Pay After Eating? by lanocfoods: 5:31pm On Oct 06, 2023
englishmart:
If a wife owns a restaurant, is her husband supposed to pay after eating?

This is a straightforward question.
This kind of question is why some businesses collapse
Politics / Re: Resolutions Of Fg/labour Meeting by lanocfoods: 10:24pm On Oct 01, 2023
TheMostComplex1:
What I want to know is if strike will hold or not
simple, rubbish writeup without concrete information

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Sports / Re: Serie A: Osimhen Scores Again As Napoli Thrash Leece by lanocfoods: 4:32pm On Oct 01, 2023
did not watch, did he celebrate his goal?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bournemouth Vs Arsenal (0 - 4) On 30th September 2023 by lanocfoods: 5:20pm On Sep 30, 2023
Haters gonna hate

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Education / Re: UK Female Student Kicks Out Male Nigerian Flatmate For Asking If She's A Virgin by lanocfoods: 7:50am On Sep 30, 2023
that's the average Nigerian man for you, especially GenZs all they think and sleep is sex and sex related topics

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Travel / Re: 30 Years After, Father And Son Are Southwest Pilots by lanocfoods: 12:45pm On Sep 25, 2023
This happens when you adore and look up to your old man. Men set good example

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Education / Re: Boy Put American Girl Down With One Slap In Class by lanocfoods: 12:59am On Sep 25, 2023
Fahvvy:
Thanks for sharing grin...
This video just made my evening cheesy...

Analysis of the video grin...
A girl slapped a guy first undecided...
The guy slapped her back grin...
The girl collapsed instantly due to the force of the slap grin...

A certain "captain-save-a-hoe" then went to be a "real man" by standing up for the girl, oga also received his fair share of gbas gbos grin...

What a wonderful video cheesy...

To the ladies...
I don't care what a man does, YOU NEVER HIT A MAN AS A LADY
Real women don't hit men NO MATTER WHAT!! grin...

If you do, then be prepared for a backlash, cause last I checked, we're in the era of equality grin...
if the man hits you first nko?

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Sports / Re: Ezenwa Chinaza Wins 3 Medals For Lagos State At Weightlifting Youth Games by lanocfoods: 12:37am On Sep 25, 2023
friday2011:
I thought she is Igbo...why Lagos?

Those medals must be taking away from her
it's taken not taking
Politics / Re: JUST IN: Military Coup In The Republic Of The Congo At This Moment by lanocfoods: 6:20am On Sep 18, 2023
pejuakinab:

BREAKING! There is a military coup in Congo Brazaville at the moment. Congo president Nguesso is reported to be in US at the moment. He's been in power for decades.
This is now spreading like wild fire.
Hmmm
Who knows which country is next again.
Cameroon
Nairaland / General / Re: What Immediately Tells You That A Person Had A Traumatic Past? by lanocfoods: 3:53pm On Sep 15, 2023
Rayban25:


No matter how traumatized a lady is, if she truly likes you she will open up to you. Shes just not comfortable with you. And you already said your relationship is platonic so why trying to go the extra mile? She go soon cast you to your girlfriend
you definitely don't understand trauma

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Politics / Re: Officers Only Extort Young Nigerians With Ingenuine Means Of Income – Police by lanocfoods: 6:02am On Sep 14, 2023
NwaNimo1:
Olumuyiwa Adejobi......



A.nother

P.athetic

C.rook

enuf said

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Politics / Re: We Buy Oil From Nigeria Refined It And Sell It Back To Them-a Singaporean Lady by lanocfoods: 5:14pm On Sep 13, 2023
tollyboy5:
Orisirisi, Nigerians are very funny set of people. Emeka, Ebuka and kingsley are into importation business and they import all manners of rubbish from abroad.
Tayo, Taiwo are also importing all kind of jargons from Europe. Now the government import petrol and many of you are complaining. The government is just a mirror of her people.

Give ten Nigerians loan today if they wont build hotels, club etc everywhere. I honestly asked one person who criticize obi when he was a governor on this forum why he/she was now rooting for obi now. The person did not reply my mention. Obi business model and performance as Anambra does not make him the best candidate over others to me.

You cant give what you don't have, how can a importer model the Nigeria economy when he failed to do that in his state?
My friend do say my soft spot for tinubu is because i'm a lagosian, i dont just have time for his capping yet. I know his soft spot for obi is because he likes igbo and edo people are big fan of obi.
Normally the igbos are being cheated in Nigeria but obi will fail if he was the president in nigeria kind of government settings where cabals has a bigger say in government. The person most fit for this job is the boastful mr tinubu. Lets see if he can really prove himself.

Obi fans feel they apply common sense but what they apply is emotional sense of entitlement. My friends tag me as tinubu supporter but some of my APC family tag me obidient but this obidient dont know we cant hate on our family because they're APC or tolerate insult because of a political party lol. On the day of election everyone in our house went to vote obi, my mum forced our igbo tenant to come out to vote obi. I had my reservations but my uncle said "Obi ni o!" . Now elections are over everyone has moved on but obi fans are still insulting us.

Obi is just like the rest nothing special to offer, at this stage of my understanding i can tell when someone is just gathering enough fans to when someone will actually perform. Obi will perform well in a government where there are lesser opposing forces but for this type of government, tinubu or atiku are ones that can make big moves and dare alot of opposing forces in government.

And those rooting for military rule and yet complaining about wike arrogant nature are confused and might also be obidient also.
So Emeka and Tayo and Taiwo should be the ones to set precedent for the government? what a lovely analysis
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Said We Must Have A House Before Getting Married by lanocfoods: 2:48pm On Sep 12, 2023
LewisHamilton15:
Last week I proposed to my long time girlfriend and fiancee and she accepted me.

We discussed a whole range of topics and we are convenienced that we can live our lives together. But one thing we disagree on is the issue of house: she said we must build a house together before settling down but I suggested we tie the knot and live in a rented apartment before planning to build our personal house but she insisted we must build.

She said we will contribute money to build together, she won't leave me alone in the project. She even suggested withdrawing her savings of #250, 000 so we can buy land. I have the money and apart from my daily hustle I have other side businesses that springs me money occasionally.

I want to settle down as soon as possible but she cited the problems that comes along with living in a rented apartment. I really wish to settle down but this lady won't agree.

I don't want to cause problem between us so how do I go about convincing her?
listen to her, you will be thankful in the long run
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Nottingham Forest (0 - 1) On 2nd September 2023 by lanocfoods: 4:58pm On Sep 02, 2023
useless club, na dem go still dey bring mouth for arsenal

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Romance / Re: I Am Sexually Attracted To Older Women by lanocfoods: 7:42am On Sep 01, 2023
vikkogg:
Good day, everyone.
Trust you're all doing good.

I'm a 34-year old single Lagos guy. A graduate of Statistics in a top Nigerian Uni. I'm gainfully employed and doing averagely well for myself.

Now the bottom line of this writeup is that I'm sexually attracted to older women. Once I set my eyes on any good looking older woman, I get attracted to her by default.

I'm pretty sure there's nothing abnormal about this. So please if you're a woman living in Lagos between the ages of 37 to 48 and will like to explore with a young guy, send me a mail to

mastervikk@gmail.com

explore, like you are not thinking of getting married at 34? you no even say relationship you are taking explore. continue you will find what you are looking for
TV/Movies / Re: Yorubas Started Nollywood, Own It —Aisha Lawal, Actress And Scriptwriter by lanocfoods: 6:04pm On Aug 27, 2023
Babaken:
Who dey drag am with Una, una think say na everytime person dey get time dey argue for waiten no get head.
the thing no tire you, na still their actors dey beg fans to buy them motor
Foreign Affairs / Re: Yevgeny Prigozhin Feared Killed In Plane Crash In Russia (Photos) by lanocfoods: 7:51pm On Aug 23, 2023
Brendaniel:


After killing Nnamdi KANU, all the terrorist and bandits in the north will just fall down and die, dollar will drop from 900 to 100 naira, bag of rice will drop to 5k, Almajiris will just become educated and be blowing big grammar, herdsmen will stop killing people in the south west.

Petrol will drop from 600 and remain permanent at 100 naira per litre, every graduate will become employed, Police brutality will end, army will stop beating civilians for just waving at them.

Let me stop here, Buhari didn't try at all, by now Nigeria would have been like Canada, just look at the mistake he made
walahi as if killing Nmamdi KANU will solve nigeria's problem. The hate in some peoples heart

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Sports / Re: Luis Rubiales Kisses I Jenni Hermoso On The Lips During Awards by lanocfoods: 8:56am On Aug 21, 2023
ArchiLimited:
Watching England lose any football final is as satisfying as anything. They're the most deluded entitled football nation in the world and it's always nice to see them get their deserved doses of reality check everytime.
co-sign

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Travel / Re: Before And After Pictures Of Cemetery Road, Aba by lanocfoods: 7:13am On Aug 19, 2023
Ogene001:
Nearing completion in one month.. You all can see the drainage well covered. Not when you see minor inner streets you start shouting "open gutters" as if it's not the same even in Lagos and Abuja
Good, no open drainages, no sane contractor builds such in this age and time
Sports / Re: NFF Boss Drops Major Hint On Peseiro And Waldrum's Future by lanocfoods: 6:48pm On Aug 18, 2023
Bluntguy:
The NFF should draft Waldrum to the super eagles and let that peseiro man go before he will cause us grief.
why, because you believe the super eagle is more important than the falcons ?
passion and commitment is a great factor and the truth is the crop is SE players lack it

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