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Travel / Re: Where Are You Spending Your Christmas Season by lanocfoods: 4:12pm On Dec 20, 2021
RightDecision15:
Christmas will be dull here, I lost my pops just this morning. So sad
Sorry for your loss
Education / Re: 8 Types Of Food For Broke University Students by lanocfoods: 9:12am On Dec 20, 2021
Color beans from that list, bean dear pass rice these days
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolves Vs Chelsea (0 - 0) On 19th December 2021 by lanocfoods: 4:33pm On Dec 19, 2021
Why una dey panic, time still dey, Chelsea go score
Travel / Re: National Park Abuja Video, Photo: You Won't Believe This Place Exist In Nigeria by lanocfoods: 7:58pm On Dec 18, 2021
With those walls, why won't I believe it? cool

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Romance / Re: She Just Wanted My Body! God Why? What Do I Do? by lanocfoods: 9:10am On Dec 17, 2021
Amebong:
All my life it's actually my first time to experience this sort of thing. I have been dating this girl for a while and things have been going well until we decided to knack. On that faithful evening, we knacked and sat and talked like two matured adults and talked.
The next day babe called me and was like I should stop talking to her and any kind of intimacy we had shared should be forgotten.
She even said she has a serious boyfriend and I should stay off her life.
I was shocked really.!!
What went wrong? Was I just used and dumped.?
I think she just wanted my body! Girls are farking cheats.!!!
Maybe you were terrible in bed and the s$$ gave her ptsd
Food / Re: Is It This Bad In Your Area? The ₦20 Groundnuts I Just Bought by lanocfoods: 1:39pm On Dec 16, 2021
You still see N20 you dey complain
Food / Re: Which Of These 4 Soups Would You Remove Forever? (pictures) by lanocfoods: 5:07pm On Dec 09, 2021
Banga can go, never understood the hype, just tons and tons of red oil

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Crime / Re: 2 Women Kidnap & Rape A Man In Zimbabwe, Leave Him Unconscious by lanocfoods: 9:01am On Dec 07, 2021
How do you enjoy s*x with an unwilling male, his d**k will not even be hard. That's why it's always hard to believe that men/boys could be target of rape

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Education / Re: Joy Edordu, Mother Of Dowen College Bully Deletes Her Instagram Account (Photos) by lanocfoods: 11:11am On Dec 06, 2021
Where is the boys father?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea (3 - 2) On 4th December 2021 by lanocfoods: 2:49pm On Dec 04, 2021
Omo this west ham is on fire
Education / Re: Don Davis: Deeper Life School Principal, Others Remanded In Prison by lanocfoods: 12:42pm On Dec 03, 2021
Asquare84:
Fear woman, what did this woman really want. The way she is going my fear is that the son may even turn against her one day. Some of us while growing up weed grass in school, fetch water in school, go to farm for our class teacher, then we taught it was punishment but I bet you, those training made us to be whom we are today. So what this woman gaining from dragging people down.
Dragging people down? Her son was molested, every parents nightmare, just pray no child of yours should face such fate!

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Family / Re: I Am Confused As A Father And As Husband by lanocfoods: 11:09am On Nov 25, 2021
hashbag1:
Nlanders,
I have been married for 9 years now, amidst several incidences that gave me suspicions over my wife's infidelity. The one that happened of recent gave me nothing more than great suspicion over any other.

My daughter and son got infection, they were admitted into the hospital. On this faithful day, I was there with them and I left the hospital in the afternoon to get something for them to eat, I got back with the food and quickly rushed down to my office to tidy some work. I felt hungry and decided to drive out, on my way to the restaurant leads to the hospital, I was in traffic when I put a call through to my wife whom I asked how she was coping and how the kids were doing, while on call with her, I heard sounds of car horns so I asked if she was out, she said yes that she was going to get water across the stree, so i was like you shouldnt have stressed yourself since
the house maid was with her, next thing she yelled at me saying why am I making ascertion as to who should go get the water or not, I was like but that isnt a big deal to ask, she was like well the house girl have been the one running errands all day, I responded saying instead of yelling at me, you would have just responded by saying the above.

As a responsible and concerned father, I decided to suspend dinner and branch at the hospital which took me 8 mins to get there because of traffic. On getting to the hospital, lo and behold, my wife was not there, just the kids and the house maid. I asked the house maid where madam was, she said she stepped out without saying where she was going. I immediately put a call through to her. "Babes where are you at, just got here now and you are not here". She immediately hung up on me, I called back, she didnt pick, called her again didn't pick, waited few mins and called, she picked and yelled "why are you looking for me" I was like but you claimed you went to
go get water but its been up to 15mins and you are not here yet, next thing she said was I'm in a uber car, Wow uber car when you just said you went across the street to get water, how does being in uber car relate to that. I requested a video call, I hung up the normal call and called her on whatsapp call, she didn't pick, I called her back again on normal call and said you aren't picking, she responded saying am in uber car now, call me on video again, I did but she still didnt pick. So I decided not to bother since declaring her whereabout seems frutile. She called back on normal call saying she was on her way home to pick some her items to quickly do an advertising shoot to model to her customers in the hospital room, that she didnt want me to get mad at her reason why she didn't tell me before she left, I was like its not a big deal telling me that after which I have found out she never did go out there to buy water.

Husbands and fathers in the house, in this kind of situation, what could have been your thought? As for me, something was not just right, and the most damning part of all these is leaving the kids at the mercy of just the house maid, I feel if there is something she is hiding from me and leaving the kids like that is what
the issue of trust has led us to, I am left in amazement and total disappointment.
You actually believe the mother of your children would go f**k a man while two of her kids are in the hospital? Men not everything is about you guys
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FG Job: How My Name Was Replaced With Someone Who Lobbied & Paid Paid ₦7 Million by lanocfoods: 3:36pm On Nov 24, 2021
Nicklaus619:
Giving Up In Life Is Never An Option, See This Personal Experience

Good day Nairalanders.
So I saw a thread that hit front page about ways of getting new jobs and I remembered this my personal experience and decided to share


I remembered applying for work at the federal Inland Revenue service here in Abuja, immediately after my service by the way i studied economics , so names was shortlisted for interview, we wrote the test and out of 15,000 candidates, though exams was scheduled separate days because of number of applicants , 50 was successfull and was short listed boom I checked and my name was number 18, my joy knew no bound, I didn't tell anyone as I wanted to take my people by surprise including my parents and siblings. cheesy
after that interview, they invited us for an oral interview.

I attended the interview and after the interview, 35 name was successful, I checked boom my name was number 12 on the list,
After the interview, we where all given breakdown of how the salary was like, omo, I see money tears dropped from my eyes, I was anticipating how to renovate my family house after working like for 6 months and changing my parents car as it was well deserved,

After the interview we where waiting for a mail to confirm our employment letter and posting, after waiting for 2 weeks no news, I went to the headquarters were we did our interview and was reliably informed that new recruit had resume work since, I made further inquiry and I was made to understand that the final interview was done on Sunday, and our names were replaced with people that lobbied,
I shouted, on Sunday, ?? Government work?? And we where never informed and
minimum of 7million naira was used to swap our names with the people that paid.

I find cry, I no see, cry I was depressed for almost 2 months, my babe will come and see me emantiating by the day as I refuse to eat, this girl will come to my house and cry from Morning till night begging me to eat, chai true love they shaa, love really shark her that year, but I bounced back to my feet and moved on.
And thank God, I am doing well for myself, and I pray that the Lord continues to shower me and everyone that refuse to give up blessings in abundance.

Most times when you see people contemplating suicide on the media, don't use it as a joke, encourage them not to commit suicide if u must comment, because most people vent their frustrations on the media waiting for validation, and believe me they do take anything said to them to heart 100%, unlike other people out there, I never contemplated suicide because I know I have got a thick skin and can survive the street, one of the advantages of being street smart, e never get wetin eye never see, so trolling and name calling and shaming on the internet don't move people like me, learn how to develop a thick skin in every situation like this. Most importantly don't ever wait for media validation in your personal life, what the media says don't mean nothing and won't affect you in anyway, know this and know peace

I hope someone learnt one or two things from my story.
Happened to my friend's baby brother, his own was the navy, they were lucky he snapped the list before they cancelled out his name and replaced it with a northern, my friend get craze for body Nah, he made a lot of noise and threatened to take it up to social media since he had evidence, that was how they relented and added the boy back on the list. Nigeria is just do irredeemable corrupt. Thank God you are doing ok

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Forum Games / Re: In Which Order Do You Get Ready? And why(photo) by lanocfoods: 12:42pm On Nov 15, 2021
HEAVEN4444:
hmm 4123

yeah am nasty lol
No you are not, best order, I do same

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Sports / Re: Liberia Vs Nigeria: World Cup Qualifiers - 0 - 2 (Full Time) by lanocfoods: 5:57pm On Nov 13, 2021
This match be like training.
Politics / Re: Sit-At-Home: Ohanaeze Hails Ipob’s Decision by lanocfoods: 8:39am On Nov 05, 2021
Not true, the sit-at-home is on oh, yesterday was crazy in the market, I've never seen anything like it before, not even xmas buying was like it
Politics / Re: DSS Not Sponsoring Biafra National Guard To Enforce Sit-at-home Order - Army by lanocfoods: 4:02am On Oct 31, 2021
AntiBMC:
Whatever they deny, automatically becomes true.

They are the ones sponsoring BNG, and other imported miscreants like the three that was neutralized yesterday; probably due to miscommunication.
Exactly the Igbos can be anything but murdering their people, that is a foreign concept. God will expose their full agenda and punish them accordingly

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Health / Re: Help! I'm Addicted To Bread And Beans by lanocfoods: 7:11pm On Oct 26, 2021
Or11:
You are not addicted my friend, you are just poor and it's the only food you can afford
With the way beans is expensive now, it is no longer a poor man's food.
OP don't worry I don't think it is a bad addiction, if there is anything like it

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Family / Re: How Pregnancy Changed My Wife by lanocfoods: 7:09pm On Oct 26, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
Isn't this the most stupid story i have ever read on planet earth, i believe this must be a troll story.

Like a man left his wife when she was pregnant, wasn't there for her, from pregnancy till child birth but then came home after child birth because his wife called him home.

If this story is real, then something is wrong with this WORLD.
I tire oh, like the poor woman has not suffered enough. OP pregnancy hormone is a thing, it is real and affect a lot of women, gives them mood swings and all.
Also try to make a sacrifice in your marriage, if she wouldn't go for family planning you can, there are family planning for men too, don't be too selfish. You let her go through a whole pregnancy with your child all alone, she gave birth all alone and now you are still blaming her for not assenting to family planning, like every goddamn thing wrong in your marriage is the poor woman's fault.
I fear for the crop of men these days
Crime / Re: Pastor David On Death Row Regains Freedom After 14 Years In Prison by lanocfoods: 2:26am On Oct 26, 2021
Geestarry:
Something isn't adding up.

How would someone be sentenced to death without a case file
U no know naija again? Where the impossible is possible
Health / Re: Please Help My Palm Is Strong, It Makes Me Feel Shy When Shaking Hands by lanocfoods: 2:22am On Oct 26, 2021
Make moisturizing a habit
Religion / Re: Why We Shut Down Synagogue Church - T.B Joshua's Widow Evelyn (Pics) by lanocfoods: 12:47pm On Oct 24, 2021
OldNairalander:
Women and power.
A deadly combination
Seriously? This country is run by "men" see where it has gotten us. Not everything is a gender war for you guys I smh

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Politics / Re: MMIA Airport Scandal: UK Returnees Refuse To Pay FG's Money Into Private Account by lanocfoods: 7:01am On Oct 22, 2021
Nigeria is beyond redemption, that is why we ask to be released from this shambolic arrangement
Politics / Re: MMIA Airport Scandal: UK Returnees Refuse To Pay FG's Money Into Private Account by lanocfoods: 6:59am On Oct 22, 2021
likigej:
Scam country / government


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Celebrities / Re: Battle Of The Year Dance Show: Glo Announces Mega Millions To Be Won by lanocfoods: 8:48am On Oct 20, 2021
0taPiaPia:
What is wrong with this guy's, they should rather use that money to resuscitate their dying network.
You think they have the money, viewers and voter are the one going to pay the money, just like bbn, why do you think all these "shows" are suddenly popping up?
Sports / Re: Napoli's Supporters Chanting Osimhen's Name After His Late Goal Against Torino by lanocfoods: 5:21pm On Oct 18, 2021
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Education / Re: Brutal Flogging Of Students: Kwara Govt Opens Probe, Suspends Madrasa Leader by lanocfoods: 4:51pm On Oct 11, 2021
Lexusgs430:



I hope you're Yoruba..... I would try my best to write this........

Bami no ọmọ mi, kò dẹ nù olomo......... wink
I'm not, don't understand a thing you wrote
Education / Re: Brutal Flogging Of Students: Kwara Govt Opens Probe, Suspends Madrasa Leader by lanocfoods: 8:42pm On Oct 10, 2021
Lexusgs430:
This is abuse.....


Is Nigeria now ìran, Iraq, saudi of afghanistan..........

Religion is what would eventually kill nigeria.......

If nah my pickin receive flogging so....... Air Marshalls go raid that school and homes of all those involved.......
Most of the parents support this madness, the reason they were sent there in the first place
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Central African Republic : World Cup Qualifier 2 - 0 On 10th Oct 2021 by lanocfoods: 2:55pm On Oct 10, 2021
APOSTLEIYKE:
it's equivalent in Gotv please
Sorry I have no idea
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Central African Republic : World Cup Qualifier 2 - 0 On 10th Oct 2021 by lanocfoods: 2:40pm On Oct 10, 2021
greggng:
The are just deceiving you ...no channel is showing the match ...only those with online live screaming are watching the match
NTA sports 24 on startimes is showing it

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Agriculture / Re: Does Apple Grow In Nigeria? by lanocfoods: 6:38am On Oct 03, 2021
Enudapan:
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

I don't think so
Cos apples are the most
Expensive fruit here in Nigeria
One apple goes as high as 500 naira,
Most times I dey wonder how does apple juice sellers buy there apples and sell those juice at cheaper rate
They use the flavor, those are cheaper

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Phones / Re: Which Is The Fastest Browser You're Using At The Moment by lanocfoods: 1:02pm On Sep 29, 2021
constance500:


Uc is no longer good for downloads.. Sometimes your files keep downloading even after completion and if you pause, your download is canceled resulting in waste of data
Oh yea, UC use to be my default browser but not anymore I've lost a lot of data because of that, once you pause or run out of data while downloading and you try to start from where you stopped, it will rather start a fresh making you lose data.
Chrome is my default browser now

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