obembet:
Good afternoon Nairalanders, please who can help us interpret this picture.

Guns are more accessible than quality education in the US

You are still in denial, the phone is gone

HonestFriend:
I can't even pronounce that her name, but congrats to my oyibo sister.

Plum-tree

gaby:
Eyaa

I for send am reply through Nipost to ask am how much him and him papa dey contribute to my rent.

This could be fake though..

Its not fake oh, Ngwa people of Abia State that's how they do, the most greedy hungry people in abia state, very wicked too. If you buy land from them you have automatically become their in law for life anything occasion they have they will bill you, if the person who sold the land to you lose any member of their family, they will bill you for the Burial. Tufiakwa.

Supreme145:
It's an insult to compare those movies with 24... please remove 24 there, that movie no be their mate

Thank you, the only one that came close is Titanic, the rest should be lumped with nollywood

I just burst into laughter when I saw his pics, that guy should be kissing 40

The phone is your evidence of extortion, take it to the police station in your area and report what happened to a superior officer or more still send them a message on their twitter official handle and hear what they have to say, don't just return the phone like that and don't sell it either

Na ref save Cameroon

lilvicky68:
Breastless corper or flat chest corper should be better ..

Body shaming much?

asainco:
Na still them

You talk wetin I want talk

Kirkman:
If NFF know what is good for them, they should keep Austin Eguvohen as coach. We don't need any useless foreign coach to come and destabilize the team and the Super Eagles will start playing like headless chickens.

They know but greed and selfishness will not allow they because of the quotes they collect from oyibo man salary

That Zizo guy though

Who got buy me one bottle in the spirit of celebration

LoriIro1:
Good morning Nairalanders and happy new year to all.

Please I need help on how to end this plague called pimples, I don't know the cause of it, I've tried many cream or soap since 2017 and it's not going, instead it's keep coming back. Since last year the kind of it that come to my face every week is like ball, big and round and it's gives me headache join. Pimples giving me headache and not work, too bad. Right now all my chicks is like someone they give blow.. Please if there's anyone that knows what I would use to end it please I'd appreciate your help and response.

LOL for those that would say,that " too much of lashing caused it , please, I've not lashed anyone for 4 to 5 years now. And I'm not planning either this year.


Pics was yesterday night.

Going by your bear bear it seems you are k$$ing adolescent bye, so don't worry too much about it, but in the meantime wash your face with mild soap, scrub with sponge gently if you can using slightly hot water and apply powder make it a habit at least twice daily and no matter how tempting don't pick the pimple even the rope ones, just do the water, sponge, soap and powder routine. It will clear living your face smooth, that's assuming you don't have any serious skin infection

I eat a lot as I get hungry easily, I miss human contact sometimes though

I hope sha she is not Igbo, cos in our culture that child is nothing near yours oh! No be by gra gra, that child will not bear your name

RightDecision15:
Christmas will be dull here, I lost my pops just this morning. So sad

Sorry for your loss

Color beans from that list, bean dear pass rice these days

Why una dey panic, time still dey, Chelsea go score

With those walls, why won't I believe it?

Amebong:
All my life it's actually my first time to experience this sort of thing. I have been dating this girl for a while and things have been going well until we decided to knack. On that faithful evening, we knacked and sat and talked like two matured adults and talked.
The next day babe called me and was like I should stop talking to her and any kind of intimacy we had shared should be forgotten.
She even said she has a serious boyfriend and I should stay off her life.
I was shocked really.!!
What went wrong? Was I just used and dumped.?
I think she just wanted my body! Girls are farking cheats.!!!

Maybe you were terrible in bed and the s$$ gave her ptsd

You still see N20 you dey complain

Banga can go, never understood the hype, just tons and tons of red oil

How do you enjoy s*x with an unwilling male, his d**k will not even be hard. That's why it's always hard to believe that men/boys could be target of rape

Where is the boys father?

Omo this west ham is on fire

Asquare84:
Fear woman, what did this woman really want. The way she is going my fear is that the son may even turn against her one day. Some of us while growing up weed grass in school, fetch water in school, go to farm for our class teacher, then we taught it was punishment but I bet you, those training made us to be whom we are today. So what this woman gaining from dragging people down.

Dragging people down? Her son was molested, every parents nightmare, just pray no child of yours should face such fate!

hashbag1:
Nlanders,
I have been married for 9 years now, amidst several incidences that gave me suspicions over my wife's infidelity. The one that happened of recent gave me nothing more than great suspicion over any other.

My daughter and son got infection, they were admitted into the hospital. On this faithful day, I was there with them and I left the hospital in the afternoon to get something for them to eat, I got back with the food and quickly rushed down to my office to tidy some work. I felt hungry and decided to drive out, on my way to the restaurant leads to the hospital, I was in traffic when I put a call through to my wife whom I asked how she was coping and how the kids were doing, while on call with her, I heard sounds of car horns so I asked if she was out, she said yes that she was going to get water across the stree, so i was like you shouldnt have stressed yourself since
the house maid was with her, next thing she yelled at me saying why am I making ascertion as to who should go get the water or not, I was like but that isnt a big deal to ask, she was like well the house girl have been the one running errands all day, I responded saying instead of yelling at me, you would have just responded by saying the above.

As a responsible and concerned father, I decided to suspend dinner and branch at the hospital which took me 8 mins to get there because of traffic. On getting to the hospital, lo and behold, my wife was not there, just the kids and the house maid. I asked the house maid where madam was, she said she stepped out without saying where she was going. I immediately put a call through to her. "Babes where are you at, just got here now and you are not here". She immediately hung up on me, I called back, she didnt pick, called her again didn't pick, waited few mins and called, she picked and yelled "why are you looking for me" I was like but you claimed you went to
go get water but its been up to 15mins and you are not here yet, next thing she said was I'm in a uber car, Wow uber car when you just said you went across the street to get water, how does being in uber car relate to that. I requested a video call, I hung up the normal call and called her on whatsapp call, she didn't pick, I called her back again on normal call and said you aren't picking, she responded saying am in uber car now, call me on video again, I did but she still didnt pick. So I decided not to bother since declaring her whereabout seems frutile. She called back on normal call saying she was on her way home to pick some her items to quickly do an advertising shoot to model to her customers in the hospital room, that she didnt want me to get mad at her reason why she didn't tell me before she left, I was like its not a big deal telling me that after which I have found out she never did go out there to buy water.

Husbands and fathers in the house, in this kind of situation, what could have been your thought? As for me, something was not just right, and the most damning part of all these is leaving the kids at the mercy of just the house maid, I feel if there is something she is hiding from me and leaving the kids like that is what
the issue of trust has led us to, I am left in amazement and total disappointment.

You actually believe the mother of your children would go f**k a man while two of her kids are in the hospital? Men not everything is about you guys

Nicklaus619:
Giving Up In Life Is Never An Option, See This Personal Experience

Good day Nairalanders.
So I saw a thread that hit front page about ways of getting new jobs and I remembered this my personal experience and decided to share


I remembered applying for work at the federal Inland Revenue service here in Abuja, immediately after my service by the way i studied economics , so names was shortlisted for interview, we wrote the test and out of 15,000 candidates, though exams was scheduled separate days because of number of applicants , 50 was successfull and was short listed boom I checked and my name was number 18, my joy knew no bound, I didn't tell anyone as I wanted to take my people by surprise including my parents and siblings.
after that interview, they invited us for an oral interview.

I attended the interview and after the interview, 35 name was successful, I checked boom my name was number 12 on the list,
After the interview, we where all given breakdown of how the salary was like, omo, I see money tears dropped from my eyes, I was anticipating how to renovate my family house after working like for 6 months and changing my parents car as it was well deserved,

After the interview we where waiting for a mail to confirm our employment letter and posting, after waiting for 2 weeks no news, I went to the headquarters were we did our interview and was reliably informed that new recruit had resume work since, I made further inquiry and I was made to understand that the final interview was done on Sunday, and our names were replaced with people that lobbied,
I shouted, on Sunday, ?? Government work?? And we where never informed and
minimum of 7million naira was used to swap our names with the people that paid.

I find cry, I no see, I was depressed for almost 2 months, my babe will come and see me emantiating by the day as I refuse to eat, this girl will come to my house and cry from Morning till night begging me to eat, chai true love they shaa, love really shark her that year, but I bounced back to my feet and moved on.
And thank God, I am doing well for myself, and I pray that the Lord continues to shower me and everyone that refuse to give up blessings in abundance.

Most times when you see people contemplating suicide on the media, don't use it as a joke, encourage them not to commit suicide if u must comment, because most people vent their frustrations on the media waiting for validation, and believe me they do take anything said to them to heart 100%, unlike other people out there, I never contemplated suicide because I know I have got a thick skin and can survive the street, one of the advantages of being street smart, e never get wetin eye never see, so trolling and name calling and shaming on the internet don't move people like me, learn how to develop a thick skin in every situation like this. Most importantly don't ever wait for media validation in your personal life, what the media says don't mean nothing and won't affect you in anyway, know this and know peace

I hope someone learnt one or two things from my story.

Happened to my friend's baby brother, his own was the navy, they were lucky he snapped the list before they cancelled out his name and replaced it with a northern, my friend get craze for body Nah, he made a lot of noise and threatened to take it up to social media since he had evidence, that was how they relented and added the boy back on the list. Nigeria is just do irredeemable corrupt. Thank God you are doing ok

HEAVEN4444:
hmm 4123

yeah am nasty lol

No you are not, best order, I do same

This match be like training.

Not true, the sit-at-home is on oh, yesterday was crazy in the market, I've never seen anything like it before, not even xmas buying was like it