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Politics / Re: DSS Not Sponsoring Biafra National Guard To Enforce Sit-at-home Order - Army by lanocfoods: 4:02am On Oct 31, 2021
AntiBMC:
Whatever they deny, automatically becomes true.

They are the ones sponsoring BNG, and other imported miscreants like the three that was neutralized yesterday; probably due to miscommunication.
Exactly the Igbos can be anything but murdering their people, that is a foreign concept. God will expose their full agenda and punish them accordingly

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Health / Re: Help! I'm Addicted To Bread And Beans by lanocfoods: 7:11pm On Oct 26, 2021
Or11:
You are not addicted my friend, you are just poor and it's the only food you can afford
With the way beans is expensive now, it is no longer a poor man's food.
OP don't worry I don't think it is a bad addiction, if there is anything like it

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Family / Re: How Pregnancy Changed My Wife by lanocfoods: 7:09pm On Oct 26, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
Isn't this the most stupid story i have ever read on planet earth, i believe this must be a troll story.

Like a man left his wife when she was pregnant, wasn't there for her, from pregnancy till child birth but then came home after child birth because his wife called him home.

If this story is real, then something is wrong with this WORLD.
I tire oh, like the poor woman has not suffered enough. OP pregnancy hormone is a thing, it is real and affect a lot of women, gives them mood swings and all.
Also try to make a sacrifice in your marriage, if she wouldn't go for family planning you can, there are family planning for men too, don't be too selfish. You let her go through a whole pregnancy with your child all alone, she gave birth all alone and now you are still blaming her for not assenting to family planning, like every goddamn thing wrong in your marriage is the poor woman's fault.
I fear for the crop of men these days
Crime / Re: Pastor David On Death Row Regains Freedom After 14 Years In Prison by lanocfoods: 2:26am On Oct 26, 2021
Geestarry:
Something isn't adding up.

How would someone be sentenced to death without a case file
U no know naija again? Where the impossible is possible
Health / Re: Please Help My Palm Is Strong, It Makes Me Feel Shy When Shaking Hands by lanocfoods: 2:22am On Oct 26, 2021
Make moisturizing a habit
Religion / Re: Why We Shut Down Synagogue Church - T.B Joshua's Widow Evelyn (Pics) by lanocfoods: 12:47pm On Oct 24, 2021
OldNairalander:
Women and power.
A deadly combination
Seriously? This country is run by "men" see where it has gotten us. Not everything is a gender war for you guys I smh

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Politics / Re: MMIA Airport Scandal: UK Returnees Refuse To Pay FG's Money Into Private Account by lanocfoods: 7:01am On Oct 22, 2021
Nigeria is beyond redemption, that is why we ask to be released from this shambolic arrangement
Politics / Re: MMIA Airport Scandal: UK Returnees Refuse To Pay FG's Money Into Private Account by lanocfoods: 6:59am On Oct 22, 2021
likigej:
Scam country / government


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Celebrities / Re: Battle Of The Year Dance Show: Glo Announces Mega Millions To Be Won by lanocfoods: 8:48am On Oct 20, 2021
0taPiaPia:
What is wrong with this guy's, they should rather use that money to resuscitate their dying network.
You think they have the money, viewers and voter are the one going to pay the money, just like bbn, why do you think all these "shows" are suddenly popping up?
Sports / Re: Napoli's Supporters Chanting Osimhen's Name After His Late Goal Against Torino by lanocfoods: 5:21pm On Oct 18, 2021
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Education / Re: Brutal Flogging Of Students: Kwara Govt Opens Probe, Suspends Madrasa Leader by lanocfoods: 4:51pm On Oct 11, 2021
Lexusgs430:



I hope you're Yoruba..... I would try my best to write this........

Bami no ọmọ mi, kò dẹ nù olomo......... wink
I'm not, don't understand a thing you wrote
Education / Re: Brutal Flogging Of Students: Kwara Govt Opens Probe, Suspends Madrasa Leader by lanocfoods: 8:42pm On Oct 10, 2021
Lexusgs430:
This is abuse.....


Is Nigeria now ìran, Iraq, saudi of afghanistan..........

Religion is what would eventually kill nigeria.......

If nah my pickin receive flogging so....... Air Marshalls go raid that school and homes of all those involved.......
Most of the parents support this madness, the reason they were sent there in the first place
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Central African Republic : World Cup Qualifier 2 - 0 On 10th Oct 2021 by lanocfoods: 2:55pm On Oct 10, 2021
APOSTLEIYKE:
it's equivalent in Gotv please
Sorry I have no idea
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Central African Republic : World Cup Qualifier 2 - 0 On 10th Oct 2021 by lanocfoods: 2:40pm On Oct 10, 2021
greggng:
The are just deceiving you ...no channel is showing the match ...only those with online live screaming are watching the match
NTA sports 24 on startimes is showing it

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Agriculture / Re: Does Apple Grow In Nigeria? by lanocfoods: 6:38am On Oct 03, 2021
Enudapan:
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

I don't think so
Cos apples are the most
Expensive fruit here in Nigeria
One apple goes as high as 500 naira,
Most times I dey wonder how does apple juice sellers buy there apples and sell those juice at cheaper rate
They use the flavor, those are cheaper

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Phones / Re: Which Is The Fastest Browser You're Using At The Moment by lanocfoods: 1:02pm On Sep 29, 2021
constance500:


Uc is no longer good for downloads.. Sometimes your files keep downloading even after completion and if you pause, your download is canceled resulting in waste of data
Oh yea, UC use to be my default browser but not anymore I've lost a lot of data because of that, once you pause or run out of data while downloading and you try to start from where you stopped, it will rather start a fresh making you lose data.
Chrome is my default browser now

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill 2 Policemen, Injure 3 At Enugu Police Checkpoint by lanocfoods: 7:25am On Sep 23, 2021
They should stop extortion on checkpoints in the south east
Politics / Re: RNP: Jega, Pat Utomi, Abdulfatai, Duke, Others Birth Third Force by lanocfoods: 4:05am On Sep 22, 2021
The name sounds Almajirish grin
Family / Re: Her Parent Threatening To Abort My Child. by lanocfoods: 3:30pm On Sep 19, 2021
Ayanwukoma:


So you are supporting the abortion.
They should kill my child, because am young and poor.
Is that it.

Sorry I will not let that happen.
You keep saying that, what are you going to do, kidnap the girl until she gives birth? Its not your decision, you have no say in the matter, if you are 19 your "girlfriend" should be way younger, so she is still a minor and her mom has a right to decide for her, you want to tie a young girl that age down with pregnancy tomorrow you will run off and get another girl pregnant and start ranting my child my child. You think being a father is just to get a girl pregnant?
My friend grow up and get your s**t together

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Car Talk / Re: I Left Front Seat For My Friend's Wife But She Cautioned Me by lanocfoods: 12:42pm On Sep 14, 2021
Stankovic22:
Good evening nairalanders!

This is what happened. A friend of mine who is like a brother to me and has impacted my life positively in every way bought a new car. We work together and live in the same neighborhood so we go-to work together.

It happens that I do sit in front with him always while the third guy stays at the back. So today, on our way back from work, the wife called for him to come pick her and when we got close and stuck in traffic, I decided to vacate the front seat and move to join the other guy at the back but while trying to go my friend was like guy where u dey go... I say I wan create space for Iyawo and he was like Wetin dey worry u, sit down jor but I insisted and went to the back.

So when we beat the traffic and picked up the wife she was like why is the front seat vacant and my friend said... He left the seat for u... The wife was like, please its wrong, that I shouldn't have left.

I was like its your space and I felt it was the right thing to do, to join my other guy at the back before we get to you.

People was I wrong to have vacated the seat?
Where is the caution?
Politics / Re: VAT: Five Northern, Two South-west, Two South-South States Top Beneficiaries by lanocfoods: 7:25am On Sep 13, 2021
I love the new wave of revolution in the tax system going on, no more monkey dey work baboon dey chop

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Family / Re: ”we Share Her Peacefully” – Twin Brothers Who Married One Wife by lanocfoods: 11:06am On Sep 12, 2021

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Romance / Re: Why do ladies have a problem with this? by lanocfoods: 7:34pm On Aug 31, 2021
Toks2008:
After watching a video on YouTube, I'm compelled to ask this question...

Why do many ladies see nothing wrong in this first scenario and see the second as a serious issue.

First scenario

1. Titi meets two friends, Richard and Tom... She desires Tom so much but it was Richard who approached her first and of course she turns him down... Tom gets the vibe that she likes him, he tries his luck and voila she is in... Richard finds out latter and is cool with it.. No issues at all The lady also sees nothing wrong in dating a guy who is a friend to a guy she just turned down.

Another scenario

2. Dare Meets two good friends, Tara and Lizzy... Lizzy desires Dare so much but he goes for Tara and Tara turns him down but the guy gets a good vibe from Lizzy and tries his luck and Lizzy gladly obliges but Tara starts to go crazy threatening her friend for going out with a guy she turned down...

Are both scenarios not the same? Why do many ladies feel the first instance is cool and the second one isn't?

Even if the lady dates the guy and latter dumps him for whatever reason, what is her headache if her friend now falls in love with the same guy...? Is there anything wrong if another person sees what you dumped as a treasure.

Is there a written law that states that a lady can't date a guy her friend rejected or the ex of her friend?

What is your opinion?
Ever heard of girl's code?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (5 - 0) On 28th August 2021 by lanocfoods: 5:14pm On Aug 28, 2021
Whoever told arteta that he can Coach lied to him, Just imagine the embarrassment shocked
Politics / Re: Bandits Broke Into Five Flats At NDA (pix) by lanocfoods: 5:59pm On Aug 26, 2021
I no dey hear Sai baba again oh
Foreign Affairs / Re: Taliban To Forbid Music In Public Again by lanocfoods: 2:47pm On Aug 26, 2021
Na Dem sabi
Foreign Affairs / Re: Taliban To US: Don't Encourage Afghans To Leave, We Need Them by lanocfoods: 9:15pm On Aug 25, 2021
The men can stay, the women should find a way to Japa cos e go red for them
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Brom Vs Arsenal : Carabao Cup (0 - 6) On 25th August 2021 by lanocfoods: 7:10pm On Aug 25, 2021
Lose or at the least draw,
Family / Re: My Sister Wants To Quit Her Young Marriage. by lanocfoods: 7:34pm On Aug 24, 2021
2ndtimeuncle:


It rains everywhere, I don't want her to make a decision she will regret for the rest of her life.
It rains everywhere seriously? Is it till he infect your sister with a deadly diesase or she died from heartache you will get it. Jeez, men will always be men condoning evil. I'm sure if your sister was your brother instead and the reverse is the case you won't even need to bring it here

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Politics / Re: The House King Jaja Of Opobo Lived In Exile In The 1880's In ST Vincent by lanocfoods: 10:41am On Aug 24, 2021
I find these stories very interesting, I know of Jaja but not indepth. FYI history has been reintroduced
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ICPC Job by lanocfoods: 7:47am On Aug 24, 2021
Received same don't remember applying though
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Are The Hopes For People Who Graduate Above 27 Years Of Age? by lanocfoods: 1:47pm On Aug 21, 2021
Learn a skill or get any relevant certification to booster your chances

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