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malvisguy212:There's nothing worthy to reply to in op.Those are things that have been replied to before and moreover, you are very inconsistent in your thread. You started by the she camel stuff, you jumped to Angel Gabriel, thereafter you jumped to maybe Muhammad(Peace be upon him and his household) can save people or not.You jumped to miracles , then you fly to a manual for suicide bombers and others.What exactly is your problem ?You don't even know what's your problem is, you are just copying and pasting articles without researching anything. There's no point addressing your op because you won't understand the answers given to you. Just keep wallowing in your ignorance. |
truthman2012:That's Seun's decision, he is the owner of his forum not muslims. Truthman2012:Who was there when your daughter hanged in the sky? Only you? Why can't you give us a picture at least of her floating in the sky? See your christian brothers debunking the so called miracles of other christians. www.nairaland.com/193649/truth-christ-embassy-healing-school www.nairaland.com/1995144/breaking-news-joagbajes-miracle-hiv Stop deceiving people with false miracles because of money. You don't go about talking about miracles.One of your pastors once ran mad while trying to cure a mad man, the so called miracle went sour for the young pastor.It was an Islamic cleric that helped him out, it was only Ayatul Qurisiyu(Ayah of The Throne) that healed him. Our faith isn't tied to miracles we don't need to go to TV stations to announce that miracles will happen in gatherings as you guys do in order to fool the people.We don't need that, you will have serenity and peace of mind reading the Qu'ran.Verily, in the rememberance of Allah do the hearts find rest. Moreover, only evil and adulterous people will be seeking for miracles to have faith.'Jesus' said Matthew 12:39 -He answered, A wicked and adulterous generation asks for a miraculous sign!.... Truthman2012:You that you are an original hybrid pastor, will you accept to drink concentrated Acid? Those pastors are renowned pastors. Truthman2012:'Jesus' didn't say unknowingly, he assured you that if you took it knowing that it's poison, you won't die.Read again Mark 16:17-18 -And these signs will accompany those who believe:IN MY NAME they will drive out demons; they will speak in new tongues; they will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all; they will place their hands on sick people, and they will get well. @bold statements, christians claimed they do that.They healed cripples in 'Jesus' name. They make the blind to see in 'Jesus' name. They healed Ebola in 'Jesus' name. They cured HIV positive to negative in 'Jesus' name. They speak in 'foreign' tongues in 'Jesus' name. ^^To them, all the above don't mean tempting God, it means performing wonders in 'Jesus' name.But to do the underlined statement in 'Jesus' name too, it becomes tempting God.Hypocrisy and double standard at its peak, we know there's no miracle except cheat codes. Tell us you are afraid of death, you can't drink poison in 'Jesus' name and survive. |
Truthman2012: Is this a miracle or magic? God does miracles for the benefits of humanity. What can anyone gain or benefit from a she camel coming from a rock? Magic.That's a sign that God is able to do all things.He strengthens one's faith and increase one in piety. How does miracles done in churches only and not hospitals beneficial to mankind? Hundreds of faithful christians are suffering from sickness and other illness in hospitals and yet 'Jesus' failed to heal them. We all know all the cheat codes you are using called miracles, your pastors and evangelists that reverted to Islam has exposed the false miracles. Truthman2012: When I started pondering on why Allah did not do miracles through Muhammad, I concluded that it was due to his wicked nature. He could kill but could not raise alive. He could wounds but could not heal. I ask, what benefit did Allah give to muslims?Your problem is that you copied a lot of articles without understanding a bit of it.You and your folks are alike, you can't continue in a dialogue without grasping straws because most of your presented ops aren't from your intellect. So you rarely or never grasp the explanations, you keep repeating the same and playing blind game. If I give explanations now, you won't understand. So what will it profit me wasting on deaf folks? Surah Al-Baqarah 2:73 -So We said: "Strike him (the dead man) with a piece of it (the cow)." Thus Allah brings the dead to life and shows you His Ayat (proofs, evidences, verses, lessons, signs, revelations, etc.) so that you may understand. Surah Al-Baqarah 2:259 -Or like the one who passed by a town and it had tumbled over its roofs. He said: "Oh! How will Allâh ever bring it to life after its death?" So Allâh caused him to die for a hundred years, then raised him up (again). He said: "How long did you remain (dead) ?" He (the man) said: "(Perhaps) I remained (dead) a day or part of a day". He said: "Nay, you have remained (dead) for a hundred years, look at your food and your drink, they show no change; and look at your donkey! And thus We have made of you a sign for the people. Look at the bones, how We bring them together and clothe them with flesh". When this was clearly shown to him, he said, "I know (now) that Allâh is Able to do all things. Truthman2012: I tell the truth and lie not, if not for Jesus, ISeriously, I don't know what you gain from telling lies.At your age being an older man, I think you should have given up telling lies, what legacies are you laying down for your children and grandchildren? Your daughter hanged in the air at the shout of 'Jesus'? That must be the lie of the century. 'Jesus' must be a good keeper then, even David De Gea can't do do that. You drank poison? Hmmmmmmm, can you do that in an open place? I would prefer Concentrated acid, drink it and you will see people troopping into your faith. Your mentors refused poison in open debates, they are afraid of death.You are fond of telling lies but I don't blame you though, it's a license from your mentor. Phillipians 1:18 - But what does it matter? The important thing is that in every way, whether from false motives or true, Christ is preached. And because of this I rejoice. Yes, and I will continue to rejoice.So keep enjoying the license, evangelism by lies.But remember that one day, you give account for everything you say in order to clinch a soul. |
ayinba1:Sorry dear sister, na laughter make us forget your question lol. You aren't wrong jare, don't mind them with all these trash fatwas. @AlBaqir and Empiree, you guys don't know how to cough.You should cough like someone living in the desert of Arabia, the cough must be very audible o ![]() The funny thing is that these set of people use the word 'Bid'ah and Haram' so freely without feeling anything . |
AlBaqir: The thing tire me my brother.I was just watching the other time, that a guy named AlaniKb was telling you to give him proofs for the word 'Holy' at the end of the name of the Prophet(Peace be upon him and his household) from predecessors.I was like 'Seriously, what's this'? What's going on self? Same to you my brother, Jummuah Mubarak |
ayinba1:Yes, it's 'bid'ah' oooooo. Did the Prophet(Peace be upon him and his household) say 'E kaaro' or 'Good morning' or 'Have a good day'? Or did the sahabas said such? Did the tabe'een say such? We can't find evidences for it from the Ahadith and other books, so it's rejected. ![]() Lol,hehehehehe Laughter iyaf kill me.All this ideology you are sharing, there's God ooo. Sometimes, I feel sick reading something like what it's in the op. |
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Dapo777:No, I am an Engineering student, not UI thouugh.Nicknames may be the same bro. |
AlBaqir:Ameen e poo walahi my brother.Apadasi aburu gba ni. O Allah! We were born as muslims, now we are living our lives as one, let us die not except in a state of total submission of your will. |
Macelliot:Lol, translate am |
Macelliot:Iwofa sha lenu, oun telenu bari ni o fenu e ro ooo |
AlBaqir:Hahahahahahahahaha lol how them go take do am.Man must chop by fire by force.There are many pastors in my area and their congregation isn't up to 20.Na 'God' call them too o, them started with their living room for service, now the ministry is moving them don erect pako and tampoline .Very soon, them go upgrade with more money from their congregation ![]() Money dey for 'pastorship' oo . AlBaqir, how far na se we self no go start our own now.You go dey do the ministry, I go interprete am to Yoruba ![]() |
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@Empiree, I just watched the video.It is true, one should not talk too much especially when it comes to religious issues.I said that in one of my posts that if the sahabas try as much as possible to conceal their apparent deeds like jihad, how much more personal Ibadah? But as usual, people choose to address or see what suites them. AlBaqir once said AlBaqir: Talking too much devoid wisdom and you commit sins easily.https://www.nairaland.com/1794405/islam-muslims-side-talk-station/1#down |
Empiree:It is not the one o, please post another |
@Brother Empiree, I am just seeing the video you posted up there when scrolling through the thread.My mention didn't work because you edited your post. Will watch later and give you feedback In sha Allah. |
Empiree: Empiree abeg Lol, Hahahahahahahahaha Bwahahhaha, laughter wanna kill me oo. 'Ko Soosi' ko, 'ko hotel' ni. 'Jere moya' you go chop profit with hardship Hahahahahahahahaha Abeg Mr Empiree, make una post the link oo. Lol, Surah 'Ko Soosi' ![]() |
@Brother Empiree, interesting one up there.Thanks for making enquiries for us. Empiree: He continued further that every arafi, ayah, sura has their ruhaniyah.Just like what Kazlaw2000 was told Kazlaw2000: I was told every aayah of the holy Quraan, every adhkaar has a khaadim that is in charge of it. If you cling onto it tenaciously by oft chanting it, you will encounter the khaadim.www.nairaland.com/kazlaw2000/posts Well, I don't really have much to say. |
Rilwayne001:Why do almost everyone hates Chelsea fans? Maybe because they are too boastful. Lol, Rilwayne001 the coolest dude ![]() |
Watching football at viewing centres can really be fun.Sometimes, you get bored when you watch football matches at home especially The Barclays Premier League(EPL or BPL) or The UEFA Champions League. Shouting goal by yourself all alone or with your siblings can't be fun as watching outside in a viewing centre and when I talk about viewing centres, I am not talking about viewing centres where you will have to pay #300 for a single match and they will give you a bottle of fayrouz as refreshment that's a relaxation centre and not a viewing centre. I am talking about the viewing centres where you pay maybe #70 and above for a single match and #100 for a double or 'star match.(May be lesser in other places) Watching football matches in these type of viewing centres, you are likely to find the following set of people. 1)The Serial Gamblers: These people can bet/gamble on anything.Just name it, first corner, first yellow card, first throwing, first to score, half time score etc.Gambling is just in their blood. 2)The Clueless: As the name implies, this kind of person doesn't even know what's going on, his mission is just to shout 'a goal'.An acclaimed Manchester United fan telling me Darren Fletcher is playing the full left back.You will be like does these people know what's going self? As him, which team is your team playing? He doesn't even know, he just came to watch nooni. 3) The Virtual Coaches: Ehn Ehn, almost every Nigerian is a 'coach' in his own class.You will hear words like ''Arsene Wenger supposed not to start so and so'' or ''substitute so and so, he is playing rubbish if I were to be the coach, I will not play so and so''.'The coach supposed to use this formation and not that formation' My brother abeg go take coaching job na, start with those kids in your area .4)The Die Hard/Emotional Fans: These people took football so personal that they are very emotional about and could fight you because of their club.This was a dialogue between a die-hard barcelona fan and an opposing fan during a Champions League Match. Match started, Lionel Messi wasn't playing at the pace he usually plays. Opposing Fan: Ha, aye Messi ti baje.Ewo radarada ti o n play(Ha, Messi's life don spoil o, see the rubbish wey he dey play) Barcelona fan: Eni ti o ba ni aye Messi baje, aye ti ni yio baje(Whosoever says Messi's life don spoil, na him go spoil) Opposing Fan: Haha, bros eyin le n je messi ni? Kini tiyin? (Haha, bros na you dey bear messi ni? Wetin be your own?) Barcelona Fan: Omo mi lo n play, ma sepe fun(Na my boy dey play, make una no curse am) Opposing Fan: E da Omo yin mo, Omo yin wa nile to n je eba lowo(You no know your boy, your child dey home wey dey chop eba). Lol, these people took football so personal that some even slap others or sometimes beat themselves because he abuses his team. A die-hard fan curses a lot.They are mostly Chelsea fans(Apologies to the gentle Chelsea fans). 5)The Chanters: It's good to be in this group only if you came to mock other teams playing.When a team you don't want to win is losing already, you begin to hear different songs. When Jose Mourinho's unbeaten home matches was ended by Liverpool then with Xabi Alonso's thunderous strike, na so people start to sing o. You will hear songs like ''Stamford Bridge is falling down, falling down, Stamford Bridge is falling down, falling down''. By that time, Chelsea fans have began to leave.People changed the song to ''Them don dey leave, one by one.Them don dey leave two by two''. People pulled them back, and say 'come watch your money finish na'. Chelsea fans wanna cry that day o. 6)The Argument Warriors: These ones argued a lot on football matters and sometimes making unsimilar comparison like'Is Fabregas is better than Rooney ?.Arguing on the salaries of players, etc Mtcheew Some of them even claim Seniority when a younger person begins to defeat them in an argument, 'I am older than you, so I know better'.Fallacy. 7)The Impatient Ones: Don't sit with this type of people when watching a match because you may end up losing a tooth .They will keep vibrating on the seat whenever their team missed a glorious chance and will block your view just to celebrate a goal.They go as far as beating the benches or punching ceilings, to the extent that a place where I watch matches at home, the man doesn't use asbestos again because people have broken it all, he now uses nylon or Indomie carton that's cheaper to replace I guess.8 )The Cool Guy: This guy will just sit and won't talk to strangers, he only discuss with people he came with.You will see him with a bottle coke and biscuits and he only claps/raises up his hands when his team scores a goal. 9)The Intelligent Old Man: Kids are away abroad studying, he has a DSTV fully subscribed in his house, but he still finds it boring watching alone so he decided to come to the viewing centre.He knows almost everything about football, he will tell you history you don't even know about players. 10)The Referees: These people will always complain when the referee makes a decision.'That's an offside, the goal shouldn't count' or 'it's not a goal' 'That' as red card' blah blah.My brother, next time you are coming to the viewing centre, come with your own whistle and cards so that if you aren't satisfy with the decision you can change it. Or if a goal has been counted/display on the score-board, come with eraser and change the scoreline .Add yours. Compiled by: lanrexlan ![]() |
Krasid:But these average teams can perform wonders, remember Athletic Club against Manchester United then? Athletic Club was average in La liga then and they defeated Manchester United both home and away. Europa League seems harder because it's longer and stressful but Champions League offers brilliant football. |
The head pastor of a Church, Pastor Godwin Immanuel told the congregation that God revealed on December 25,1994 when they were celebrating Christmas that his son(i.e. Jesus) was born on the 9th day of the 9th month of the year.Besides the divined revelation which has fixed the authentic date of Jesus christ records revealed that december 25 isn't the[This day,The Sunday Newspaper September 15 2002 Page 5] |
AlBaqir: It got to the extent that one of them enter forcefully (with evil intention) and begin to reveal her (their) mission. ("Oun ka ni", lanrexlan pls translateSee this brother o, una don turn me to an expert in aayan ogbufo abi By the way, it means 'she started confessing her evil intentions'@empiree can't find anything on it for now |
Tbaba1234: Assalamu aleikum,Though it's not about the Jinn stuff I took personal, it's some words of folks here.Concerning the Jinn stuffs, me don gboju since. Thanks for the advice though, Jazakumullah Khairan. Walaikum Salam Waramatulah Wabarakatuh |
Sissie:Yes, you may cos I may explode like a time bomb .Some words are vexing me seriously.The thing is getting personal and I don't want to reply them again. |
Sissie:Seriously sister Sissie, if I type now By Allah, you and some people here may hate lanrexlan forever.Most folks on this thread are folks I respect a lot, and I won't want different opinions to tear us apart. It's not about it's your belief, just forget it and close the chapter. |
Let me just shut up cos if I type now, I may offend some people with my post . |
dragnet:It's wrong to think you are the only one learning from the right sources. Moreover, Nobody is being dazed here.We aren't fools, so don't think you are talking to one. Again, I quote AlBaqir's words AlBaqir: As per so-called Sheu Jamiu Ami Olohun, whatever it is as per his accolades, Allah knows best. There used to be sheik in Ilorin. He understand ALL languages of the world yet he has no formal training anywhere. Once he got to any land, he simply drink their water and he will be able to communicate in their tongue. Aside that there lots of people who boast of hidden training while asleep etc. Am sorry brother, I simply don't fancy all that.www.nairaland.com/360269/sheikh-jamiu-ami-olohun-he/1 |
Empiree: I also think they thought my narrations are lined up 123 or xyz. Thats just not. It's here and there and most are at least 20yrs old but it sounds fresh to them.That's the reason Tbaba1234 said that they are possibly Jinns because of their frequent appearances.Maybe he thought whenever the man needs Ruhaniyah, he just recites Yasin and he shows up. Empiree: My question to you Mr. lanrexlan is, can mainstream imam/muslims do this or will they tell the patient to go to the hospital?. And this is not the only rare case.Mainstream Imaams don't forbid hospitals I think. To the second question, you self know they won't allow such na. Empiree: He showed up for a reason best known to Him (azal wajal). You gotta learn to know how to use "kun fayakun" brother lanrexlan. Not boosting. Just telling fact that they couldnt wait to hear. I amn not boosting either and i dont claim i know the whole concept of the thing. I roll my eyes too somtimes, like this@Underlined, thank you.Some people are thinking you are using Yasin to invoked the Ruhaniyah and afterwards he will 'drink' the blood of the livestock. Ibn Abid Dunyaa(Rahimatullah Alaih) said 'The knowledge of the Holy Qu'ran and that which can be derived out of it are vast as a boundless ocean'. May Allah guide us and makes the Deen easy for us. Empiree: What i notice is those people that do "tassawuf", their result doesnt have to be the same as Alfa nla said in one of his videos. Some, their rewards are reserved till next life. Some, their rewards are here and afterlife. It all depends on Him and destiny.AlBaqir sum it up in this beautiful post, may Allah bless the brother more than he yearned for(Amin). AlBaqir: The line ofIntentions matter most, the reward can come anytime.That's what Alfas Nla said, he said 'You can't say you are doing tawassuf and you abandoned your family at home, tawassuf means being good to the creator by obeying Him, being good your fellow creatures even the animals and being good to yourself'. Empiree: One thing i know about this man though is he always pray "Olohun je kaye ko yemi, korun ko yemi to ba di ojo agbe nde ko si dara fun mi" etc. Translate this for themHow much you go pay? ![]() It means ''O Allah, let this world be good for me, and the hereafter should be good for me also and on the Day of resurrection, let it be well and better for me''. |
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