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IslamRe: Who Is Your Most Respected Muslim Lecturer (scholars) by lanrexlan(m): 5:31pm On Nov 17, 2014
tbaba1234:
Who send you message? grin

Albaqir is partly correct, my mum is hausa.
cheesy grin **Mouth sealed**
IslamRe: Religious Authority, Sistani Condemns Cursing Prophet Mohammed’s Companions by lanrexlan(m): 10:31am On Nov 17, 2014
kazlaw2000:
Glad to hear this. I hope this will restrain those who engage in cursing the companions. There should be no tolerance for extreme views.
They haven't bro.

TheLight001: So in essence, you accept that the shi'a do
send la'an to Abu Bakr As-Sadiq (RA), Umar
Ibn Khattab (RA), Usthman (RA) , and
Muawiya (RA)?
Lagosshia: yes, we do. in Ziyarat Ashura, the "first zalim
(oppressor) who oppressed the rights of Al-
Muhammad" refers to Abu Bakr, the "second"
refers to Umar, and the "third" to Usthman. then
Muawiya, Yazeed, and al-Abi Sufyan (the
family of abi sufyan) and banu umayyah are stated explicitly. dua sanamay quraysh
(supplication against the two idols of quraysh)
refers to the two perpetrators of Saqifah Banu
Saeeda, i.e. Abu bakr and Umar.
there is no
taqiyyah in this as some lunatics want to
dramatize. it is our beliefs, and we have been killed and oppressed and persecuted because
we hold certain beliefs others cannot tolerate
.

other than that, we do not insult anyone. la'nat
is a divine sunnah as already explained
. our
position on some sahabis and our opposition to
them is way more respectable than the slander in Sunni books against other sahabis like
Mukhtar Ibn Ubaydullah al-Thaqafi (RA), Hujr
Ibn Adi (RA) and Malik Ibn Nuweira (RA) whom
the Shia honor and hold in high esteem for their
steadfastness and loyalty in the cause of the
Ahlul-Bayt (as)..
www.nairaland.com/2000112/sahaba-again-reminder-may-benefit

AlBaqir,which category of Shia does the poster I quoted falls into?
IslamRe: Who Is Your Most Respected Muslim Lecturer (scholars) by lanrexlan(m): 10:11am On Nov 17, 2014
AlBaqir:
Really his NL kunya (alias) "t baba" esp the bold will suggest he's a Yoruba man. I thought so once until he clear the air sometimes ago. He's partly Hausa and partly Fulani - did I got tbaba grin

Well we are ONE Naija and most importantly Muslim.

@Rilwayne, gist me about your election fa grin I wan vote for you o.
Tbaba is from Edo state.

@RILWAYNE001, abeg complete my payment if you want campaign to continue cheesy .
Tintingz too cheesy
IslamRe: Who Is Your Most Respected Muslim Lecturer (scholars) by lanrexlan(m): 10:07am On Nov 17, 2014
AlBaqir:
Up till now I respect him a lot but he's simply not an ideal scholar this society need. Qur'an explicitly gave guidelines for dawah - wisdom, good manners, good exhortations. Not abusing. In fact, many of these people he abuse or curse will not even create chance to listen to him.

Today, he too now parade some of his sons as "ajanasi" who will try to adorn their beautiful voices while showcasing their "golden Eyin makkah". How many people had their father abuse because of that.
Lol, 'showcasing their golden eyin makkah'.It's just the truth sha.



AlBaqir: Likewise here in our society. We have evil scholars who preach nothing but fasad. They preach what people will like to hear not what Allah want them to preach. There are different categories of preachers today in this society of ours:

* Some simply preaches Takfiri e.g Ali Jabata
* Some preaches magic/juju etc. E.g Onikijipa
* Some proud of having secrets and at the same time turn comedian e.g Buhari omo musa
* Some abuses each other like mad while putting on the mantle of Kibr e.g Sheik Habib

The list is endless. You can see how evil and corrupt this generation fast turning into.
Lol,true though.

In the abuse sector,Buhari Omo Musa too is not free o.Also, Alfa Adunmo of Osogbo(You may know him) prepared a 1hr 30mins audio abuse reply to Buhari Omo Musa.From the beginning to the end,it was total abuse.It was reply to Buhari's abuse.

Same with Aladalu,this so called Alfa sold three different audios abusing Buhari Omo Musa.
We know Buhari speaks a lot and there's huge tendency to speak rubbish in the line of joking(he once said people can never cry from his lectures), he said some very silly words at the wedding of that Mysterious twins(Ibeji Oran) at Osogbo.Words you won't expect someone claiming to be imparting knowledge and doing dawah to say.This leads to different audios of abuse from the 'Alfas' I mentioned above.

In the sector of having secrets,Buhari Omo Musa is the leader o.He boast openly of it, he once said 'Ebo nikan Olorun kofe, ko koo marimifin rara' meaning 'God only detest sacrifice, he doesn't detest charms to deal with people that trespass your way'.

In one of his lectures, he was stepping on his agbada when delivering his lectures and makidadi(one of his ajanasi) was trying to help him with it, the next thing Buhari will say was:'Fi iyen sile makidadi, o ni ikan ti a fi se, a maa n te iru mole ni igbami' roughly meaning ''Leave that alone makidadi, there's a secret behind it''.The next thing people listening to the talk will shout was 'Allah Akbar, Allah Akbar'.Ignorantees

(Now you may be thinking Lanre is a huge fan of Buhari Omo Musa, lol not really sha, but my brother and cousin are huge fans when they want to laugh)

I think Onikijapa is among those Alfas that has abused sufism.He had a sufi movement in Lagos, can't recall the name.

Let me add mine.
*Those who are the Alfas of the musicians.These Alfas can sing Saheed Osupa's song from A-Z for you.
*Those who charged before they can deliver lectures.Buhari Omo Musa charged 100k for a sitting according to what I heard(Is it even permissible to charge for lecture?)
*Those that abuse themselves over voice E.g. Buhari Omo Musa attacking Adunmo,the former accusing the latter of using his voice lol.



AlBaqir: No doubt there are good scholars all around but it seems these evil ones have overshadow them. We simply need scholars who will preach good morals as he himself will lead by example not just eloquence.

Personally I do more of reading/studying than listening. Yet I still give this foreign scholars more edge over our local ones.
Yes people like Ustadh Luqman Idris from Akure,very eloquent and knowledgeable.Professor Oladosu from University of Ibadan and many more.
I also prefer foreign scholars though, Sheik Assim Al-Hakim, Mufti Menk, Yassir Fazagan et al.
AlBaqir: May Allah bless the sole of Sheik Adam Abdullah al-Ilory (Markas Agege). He was truly an ideal scholar.
Ameen
IslamRe: Islam For Muslims: Side Talk Station by lanrexlan(m): 3:13pm On Nov 15, 2014
AlBaqir:
First, it is an old Yoruba belief which today its a myth due to broader knowledge of life and religion. Yoruba in the olden days are known to inquire (future) about their new born or other cases mentioned above (e.g compatibility of two couples).

Philosophically, Earth (sand), Fire, Air and Wate represent four elements of life. Ibn Sinna (Avicenna) explain this in his famous al-Qanun fi al-Tibb - "Canon of Medicine". He described the physical and chemical properties of each of these natural elements in their respective pure state, how they can be used; and how they can be harmonized. All his theory on this natural philosophy was towards achieving a good health. There are some modern "medicine" to some illnesses that will require you walk bare-footed on coarse sand.

Different philosophers gave different meaning to these components. Even in the study of 'Ir'fan (ma'arifa - spiritual knowledge of God), there are several interpretations for these natural elements.

The creations of Allah is full of wonders and little (qalil) is what we know about the universe. Some guess, some truly experience these and put forth different theories based on their capability. People uses these elements in dark sciences like witch craft, magic etc. While other uses it in good sciences like science and tech today. Everything in this material world, most philosophers explained, is of part or the combination of these elements.

It is in this regards that some "alfa", philosophers et al also want to explain the complexity of human being or his synchronization to these elements.

For me, the guidance of Muhammad (peace be on him and his progeny) and his purified household is enough.

Ma sha Allah, there is a complete Islamic guide from copulation, to pregnancy, breast-feeding, child up-bringing, youthful life, education, marriage, old age even death and beyond. Also Islam provide complete prevention and solution to every single problem man can encounter be it physical, mental, spiritual etc. It is just unfortunate that the level of our Tawakkul (reliance on God) is too low and our sins knows no bound. All these blocks our inner-self, weaken (infact kill) our spiritual ability thereby we lack the knowledge of the "nature of life" among others. After all our father, Nabi Adam (as) was endowered with knowledge of all thing.


With this in effect, Shaytan among the Jinns and man circulate their evil and false knowledge with evil prescriptions which will eventually leads towards destruction.

Wala haola, wala quwa, wala illma illah biLLAH, al-Aliyy al-Azeem

Salam alaykum
Ma sha Allah,thanks for your contribution dear brother.Your humble submission in the blue font says it all,may Allah reward you abundantly.


@Underlined,may Allah safeguard our Iman from whisper of satan.That's why I am always afraid for people consulting these people claiming to seek for guidance in the affairs.
But these so called 'Alfas' will tell you that there's nothing wrong in using these things,it's just 'simple calculations'.

Walaikum Salam Waramatulah Wabarakatuh
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland - December 2014 Contest [PRE-ELIMINATION ROUND 2] by lanrexlan(m): 10:44am On Nov 15, 2014
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My group 4 vote(s)
1. Tintingz
2.
3. Rilwayne001
4. 5. Amefrica
IslamRe: Who Is Your Most Respected Muslim Lecturer (scholars) by lanrexlan(m): 10:10am On Nov 15, 2014
AlBaqir:
This blood-rush of hatred to anything different from his ideology. Fanaticism makes one blind internally and externally.



I bet he doesn't even know any of these scholars. Does he even know what Sufiism is!
Probably what he thinks when sufi comes to his mind is 'sokoto sofe'(Trousers above the ankles) Lol. cheesy
I guess he doesn't even know the meaning of Innovation.
IslamRe: Islam For Muslims: Side Talk Station by lanrexlan(m): 10:04am On Nov 15, 2014
I listened to a so called 'Sheik' on a radio station(A Yoruba Programme) and he said: 'Abawaye merin lowa fun gbogbo eda' roughly translated to 'Every human being is born with either of four natural things'.
The first is Abawaye omi(water),Abawaye iyepe(sand),Abawaye ategun(wind) and Abawaye Ina(fire).

For example he said,if a man is born with Abawaye Ina(fire) and marries a woman born with Abawaye omi(water),the man can never be successful because water will keep quenching fire ni.

He continued and said if a man is born with Abawaye iyepe(sand) and the woman is born with Abawaye omi(water),then there wouldn't be any problem in the union as water and sand will surely stick.

His breakdown:
Abawaye omi(water)+Abawaye iyepe(sand)=Successful union

Abawaye omi(water)+Abawaye Ina(fire)=unsuccessful union

Abawaye ategun(wind)+Abawaye Ina(fire)=partial success because wind will blow out the fire one day

Abawaye ategun(wind)+ Abawaye omi(water)=Little failure.

Abawaye iyepe(sand)+Abawaye Ina(fire)=It can't even work.


And many other combos you can think of the four natural elements.
He then concluded by telling intended couples to come and check their compatability before marriage.

My question is:Has anyone heard of similar thing in Yoruba land because to me it seems funny?
N:B: I don't know if Abawaye and akosejaye are the same thing.
Cc:
Empiree
AlBaqir
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition [Preliminary Eliminations Round 1] by lanrexlan(m): 10:44am On Nov 14, 2014
MizMyColi:


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RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition [Preliminary Eliminations Round 1] by lanrexlan(m): 10:43am On Nov 14, 2014
MizMyColi:


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RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition [Preliminary Eliminations Round 1] by lanrexlan(m): 10:41am On Nov 14, 2014
MizMyColi:


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RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition [Preliminary Eliminations Round 1] by lanrexlan(m): 10:40am On Nov 14, 2014
MizMyColi:



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RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition [campaign Thread] by lanrexlan(m): 5:22pm On Nov 13, 2014
And remember to VOTE FOR RILWAYNE001

RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition [campaign Thread] by lanrexlan(m): 5:21pm On Nov 13, 2014
Make Una VOTE FOR TINTINGZ

RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition [campaign Thread] by lanrexlan(m): 9:35am On Nov 13, 2014
VOTE TINTINGZ
VOTE RILWAYNE001


Neymar Jn self beg una.
Make una vote for them

IslamRe: Islam For Muslims: Side Talk Station by lanrexlan(m): 6:08pm On Nov 12, 2014
Surah Al-Kafh 18:34-35 -And he had property and he said to his companion, in the course of mutual talk: I am more than you in wealth and stronger in respect of men. And he went into his garden while in a state unjust to himself. He said: "I think not that this will ever perish.

Surah Al-Kafh 18:39-40 -It was better for you to say, when you entered your garden: 'That which Allah wills (will come to pass)! There is no power but with Allah '. If you see me less than you in wealth, and children.
It may be that my Lord will give me something
better than your garden, and will send on it Husban (torment, bolt, etc.) from the sky, then it will be a slippery earth.


Let's take lessons brothers and sisters.
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition [campaign Thread] by lanrexlan(m): 5:46pm On Nov 12, 2014
VOTE TINTINGZ

IslamRe: Who Is Your Most Respected Muslim Lecturer (scholars) by lanrexlan(m): 1:09pm On Nov 12, 2014
Fundamentalist:
All this people you mentioned are sufis, calling to sufism (innovation)
Prove it. Please what do you know about those men?
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition [campaign Thread] by lanrexlan(m): 1:07pm On Nov 12, 2014
Vote Tintingz
Vote Rilwayne001
#teamtintingzrilywayne
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 [Nomination & Verification] by lanrexlan(m): 12:58pm On Nov 12, 2014
Rilwayne001:
Here it is bro.
https://dvsl3w2q45hb8.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/1000-naira-notes1.jpg wink cheesy
Will balance you up when we are done.
You can start the campaign here www.nairaland.com/1993340/mr-nairaland-december-2014-edition/2#27945608
tintingz:
hahahahaha.... oga lanre, abeg campaign for me your brother oo and Rilwayne as well. cheesy cheesy
Ook,deal struck brother Rilwayne001.campaign will start soon.
#TeamtintingzRilwayne001
Let's have some fun.I know I have brainy brothers
IslamRe: Islam For Muslims: Side Talk Station by lanrexlan(m): 12:27pm On Nov 12, 2014
Empiree: My question is about a phrase very commonly used in Yoruba language but been criticized by some Muslims. Tell me what you think about it, pls. "ola anobi muhammad" i:e glory of prophet Muhammad?
Left to me,I see nothing wrong using this phrase.I remembered vividly that we were in a lecture and the ustadh said it's bad and shirk saying 'Ola anabi wa Muhammad',my mum felt uncomfortable with the remark of the ustadh,she said 'Does Allah doesn't hold Muhammad(pbuh) in high esteem when He(Allah) said he send blessings on him?'

Muhammad(pbuh) is the beloved of Allah(swt),so asking Allah using Muhammad(pbuh) as waseela,to me there's nothing wrong in it.
But praying to Muhammad(pbuh) and asking him to grant your request left to me,that's shirk.
Allah knows best
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 [Nomination & Verification] by lanrexlan(m): 12:26pm On Nov 12, 2014
Rilwayne001:
I'll pay you brother!

How do you want it?

Cash or cheque?
Highest bidder now brother tintingz oo.I prefer cash.
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 [Nomination & Verification] by lanrexlan(m): 12:07pm On Nov 12, 2014
tintingz:
You are more active than me in that section.

Can't even remember the last time I post in that section. smiley

BTW where is lanrexlan make he come be my campaign manager. tongue
Money comes first brother cheesy.You know that Yorubas will say 'Owo re,oja re'.Pay me first,then we can talk. grin
IslamRe: Islam For Muslims: Side Talk Station by lanrexlan(m): 12:00pm On Nov 12, 2014
JackBizzle:
lol.....have you finished school sef?

Lanrexlan is busy talking about marriage. Person wey never get degree.



But seriously, you said that all atheists are mad. If someone says that all muslims are terrorists, you will be shouting ISLAMOPHOBIA!!!
Me talking about marriage? Are you dreaming? Ok,I am not surprised though you are a damn Liar.Can you point that out?

Brother Rilwayne001,abeg let's free the guy.Let him continue with his rants.
IslamRe: Jinn Stories by lanrexlan(m): 6:40am On Nov 12, 2014
tbaba1234:
^could just be a kid with nightmares.
Maybe, maybe.Playful then though
IslamRe: Islam For Muslims: Side Talk Station by lanrexlan(m): 6:39am On Nov 12, 2014
tbaba1234:
The funny thing is when a new moniker appears, it takes one inane reply to identify him. SO predictable.
Sure,it's very easy to identify Logicboy,na one way like antonio Valencia of Manchester United.

@Brother Empiree,I should have directed you to a thread in which your question was thrashed but unfortunately I can't find that thread of AlBaqir on TAWASSUL.Maybe the thing disappear with that crash.
Will answer your question on that phrase later In sha Allah.
IslamRe: Jinn Stories by lanrexlan(m): 10:20pm On Nov 11, 2014
My Story.

When I was still in my early teenage years,I usually had a dream of one giant guy trickling me without seeing his face and whenever I tried to stop him by getting hold of his hands,his hands slip away(feels slippery).I also had dreams of falling from high mountains and flying in the air(Weird huh?) and whenever I woke up,I feel my heart racing as ever and sweating too.
I don't really count it because I think I was 'too playful' then,maybe it's because of too much play.Then I told my mum afterwards and she told me to recite Ayatul Kurisiyu before sleeping and I did that.As usual,I dreamt of this guy trickling me again,then I got hold of his hands and this time it didn't slip away.I was able to see his face,he was a creature with one ugly face and something like saliva coming out of his mouth(stinks).
Then,I overpower him in my sleep since then no more weird dream.Think it's a Jinn huh?
IslamRe: Islam For Muslims: Side Talk Station by lanrexlan(m): 10:06pm On Nov 11, 2014
vedaxcool:
shocked shocked shocked shocked lipsrsealed undecided lipsrsealed shocked shocked sad
lol y grin grin grin grin grin Just love tpia sunker punch, chie, his case well documented on Nairaland, I just hope he won't puke after reading this oh?

https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/puking_rainbows_gravity_falls.gif
Lol grin grin grin grin grin Only God can save the guy o.His case is very well-documented on Nairaland,he ought to win an award from Seun self.Let's hope he has a big basin in front on him to puke inside grin grin grin
I rest my case for now.
IslamRe: A Straight Nairalander's Experience With A Gay Man At Jummat Prayer by lanrexlan(m): 9:55pm On Nov 11, 2014
^^^

Na wa o,that's a weird experience.Op where are you living? And who's O C Ukeje?
IslamRe: Islam For Muslims: Side Talk Station by lanrexlan(m): 9:43pm On Nov 11, 2014
Empiree:
since you showed up on the other thread spewing rubbish i knew you up for no good. lanrexlan accused you on that thread that you are logicboy, but you sworn to heaven that you are not. weting dey wori u sef? pls, find a job to do or get busy with your wife.
Let me tell you a short Story my dear brother.
The Title: The Unrepentant Troll
Story,story, Story! Once upon a time,time time!.

Once upon a time,there lived a guy an atheist named Logicboy(aka Macdaddy,Abdulsleek,Babadeen,Jackbizzle till infinity).This certain atheist is so obsessed with Islam and The muslim section.This certain individual is also a liar,a folk that doesn't live by his words.He once said
Logicboy01: Important points to note -This is my last thread/topic on islam.I have given up since the latest drama from that section.
www.nairaland.com/1937130/10-lessons-learnt-islam-nairaland

But this certain individual can NEVER keep to his words.He went to open threads on Islam with his other ghost monikers,examples are:
https://www.nairaland.com/1975701/should-muslims-partake-halloween-big
He created another one inviting his bossom friend(aka Mr 'Modern Muslim').The thread was deleted by the mod for certain reasons.
This certain individual once sat in front of his computer for good five days trolling the religion and The Islam section,take his words.
Macdaddy01: I have been on Nairaland non-stop this whole week bashing religion.I have not shaved or left my house in a whole 5 days! (I'm on holiday).
www.nairaland.com/936542/why-it-sweet-bash-religion
Imagine that, We know the so called holiday is a fallacy and his imaginations.But this certain guy claimed he is a consultant,but does anyone knows a consultant that is always on holiday all time?

By the way,to show how jobless this individual is and how obsessed is he with our dear moderator Brother Maclatunji, he even went on to composed a song for his stupidity.


Macdaddy01: You can try but never stop me
This is what I'm made of
I will never ever let go
This is what I'm made of
No one can control me
'Cause this is what I'm made of
You can hate but never break me
This is what I'm made of This is what I'm made of
www.nairaland.com/1026603/song-maclatunji-logicboy-aka-macdaddy01

Yes,brother Maclatunji can't even stop your obsession and stupidity,peak milk it's you.Trolling is your blood,just flowing through your veins with your heart pumping it harder.
To cap it all,tpia5 has an interesting point to tell us about this guy's obsession.

tpia5: I think the troll is the one who opens multiple threads a day simply to rain insults on others under various ids.
And spends two hours composing a thread or post.Your obsession with maclatunji is interesting though, however, i do mind my own business and i dont pokenose into wetin nor concern me.
www.nairaland.com/1064535/what-really-happens-islam-religion
As we can see,this guy is well-known troll.He graduated with a first class degree in Trolling and its related activities, still chasing his master degree in it by God's grace.


Finally,a sister beautifully explains what's really happening to this individual she says

prairie: Do you want to know my view about you logicboy?
Well I think something terribly bad happened to you in your life that shook you to your foundations and maybe your faith wasnt strong, you needed a little more push before you gave in to the fallacy that there is no God, but going by your nature, you are an attention seeker thats d reason why u are on nl all day trying to validate urself by being in one arguement or the other because you have made that your essence. If you do not get comments on your thread or no one acknowledges you, you become jittery and unhappy
www.nairaland.com/1194798/logicboys-successes-failures-nairaland

Words!!!.Is more still needed to be said about this guy? I don't think so.
This is the end of my story,until we come your way next time.Thanks.

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