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slimjohn2k5:
Na still Naija go loose
Dull govt

I HV seen all comments to this. We all are entitled to our opinions but the insults were not worth it.
I see anger, frustration, bad blood, flights cancelled, holiday messed up from the comments.

I know they will loose but Naija go loose too

You’re just silly
It’s called a stalemate
Both parties clearly can’t win until some kind of compromise happen!

For una eye naija no fit do anything wey go make sense.
Fvck Emirates with their sour jollof

daifeanyi68844:
I’m 25 and I met this lady 25 as well some months ago. We aren’t dating.

To cut the long story short, we had sex once that was three weeks ago, during the process, condom broke. I made sure she took a contraceptive immediately.

Yesterday, she told me she was pregnant. She said she went to the lab to do a hormonal test, which indicated she had a high prolactin level. It prompted her to also take pregnancy test which she said was positive. She showed me the hormonal test but not the pregnancy test result.

I thought she was lying about the pregnancy but then she asked me to get a misoprotol drug which I have gotten. She doesn’t seem worried or bothered about the whole thing. I don’t even know if she’s truly pregnant or if I’m the one responsible because she’s has been with different men according to her. I’m confused and don’t know what to do.

Bro dont take any responsibility until you verify your self, get the kit yourself and ask her to test in ur presense.
Very important, because she would act indifferent and you obviously not ready will ask her to abort, na where she go bill u be that.

if the result comes back positive, dont be alarmed, go to a good clinic and do the real test to determine the estimated period of the pregnancy, if it checks out with ur timeline of nacking, then brace yourself youre a father already.

if it doesnt, change am for the b!tch asap!

my 2cents,

NA BILLING PERIOD BE THIS O, WISE UP!!!

othermen:
Congratulations to the ones mentioned. We are a remarkable people and would do even more if the necessary infrastructure and support exists.

The criteria for this recognition is publishing in top journals, but many of the top journals requires not just an evidence of competence or relevance in your work or study or research, they also want money… so you pay to get published in many of the remarkable journals.

In the most cited universities in the Stanford study, or generally top universities worldwide, the university has a fund set aside for helping researchers publish in the high end journals, all the researchers has to bother on really is the actual study—/ , this is not so in Nigeria federal universities, some of the Nigeria based scholars you see, listed, paid the money out of their very limited resources to sponsor the research in the absence of a grant, they paid out of their meagre resources to publish the paper in an high end journal.

And this speaks to the passion of our academia in the country. There could be a lot more, if universities provide the necessary resources or were provided the necessary resources. And so if a private university, say covenant university recognizes rightly that publication in high end journals, relevant researches is the way to becoming an Ivy League contender, they put the resources to it, attract the best minds from our public universities, giving them the right incentives and they are up there. This is already ongoing, and it has been at the cost of quality to our federal universities.

ASUU is hoping to address it, but while they can get the government to commit, they can’t force the hand of the government to act beyond such commitment.

Again, we have to put our academics in a decent pedal, and pay them not necessarily what is obtainable everywhere better than our universities, but create a system that aids the visibility of their research outputs.

So I know we could do much more, I think we are not doing close to our capability in our universities or research institutions, I think the reason is because survival is the foremost need of most of the employees in such institutions; you cannot afford a decent neighbourhood, you cannot afford a creche for your child based on your salary, you have a non existent laboratory and yet they do remarkable studies, with the facilities they have...but between survival and the cost of publishing in high end journals, Maslow says rightly that survival is foremost.


You can access the study here: https://elsevier.digitalcommonsdata.com/datasets/btchxktzyw/3

However, I did a break down…

So there is the list that is based on authors career and about 186, 178 names are listed

Using Excel, I probed the data a little further. 162 countries are listed.

While the USA has 75,899 individuals listed, the UK has 17, 237 listed, Australia has 6369, Canada has 8127, China has 6943, Germany has 9986, France has 5912 listed, India has 2042, Japan has 7362,

In Africa, South Africa has 669 names listed, Egypt has 327 names, Nigeria has only 73 names listed which represents less than 0.04% globally.

In Nigeria, 12 are from UI, 8 from UNN, 6 from Covenant, 5 from FUTA, IITA has 4, ABU has 3 names respectively…no other university in Nigeria has above 3 names. Harvard University alone has about 1717 researchers listed.


while there is another list based on authors output just for the year 2020 and about 190, 064 names are listed. Again, using excel, I probed the data a little further.

About 165 countries were listed.

Australia has 7140 names, China has 16,604 names, Canada has 7478 names, Germany has 9434 names, France has 5272 names, UK has 15,843 names, Italy has 6126 names, Japan has 5416 names, the USA has 66,233 names listed, South Africa has 752 names listed, while Nigeria has 121 names listed which is about 0.064% globally.

In Nigeria, 17 are from UI, 8 from Covenant university, also 8 from UNN, 6 from FUTA, 5 from OAU, 4 from Landmark University, 4 from Unilag…no other university in Nigeria has up to 4 names listed. Harvard University has about 1763 names listed.

I like what you have done here, well done sir

KingOdart:
You must be very stupid

So you don't see the "could" in my comment?

And what made you think he wasn't part of the reasons the police got a court order on time and started the arrests?

Or it is just a coincidence they started making arrests after he got on the case? Too known dorky head

Your assertions were nothing but to cause mischieve.
Stop being silly boy!

foreshore:
What has all this your story have to do with what happened to the innocent boy that died. Nigerians with their one way thinking

That is why social media needs to be regulated
Just look at the rubbish derailing that is happening

KingOdart:
They started arresting the culprits after he got on the case, all the recent arrests could have something to do with him working on the case.

This is just a silly assumption
The article clearly stated that the police got a court order to arrest the boys

joefelin2345:
Go fund me ...for a family that could afford sending its ward to a 1m/semester school. Hava Oga he reasonable nau. Where there are lots of ..Out-of-School children out there?

The idea behind the go fund me isn’t always necessary abt the lack of money but the idea that the majority of the crowd is behind you.
Instead of spewing rubbish online that can not help in anyway, why not we all cheap in something to get a “falana” type lawyer for homicide.

Those lawyers don’t come cheap!
Plus it will also show that the populace sympathies with the family!

So no be everything be abt poverty
Get the logic behind some of these gestures

KunleyY19:
The shutdown is to forestall any other incident that can happen. Na wetin dey affect Nigeria be this. We believe once it's not you then life goes on. Every sensible parents in dowen will know their ward can be next if proper investigation and cleansing is not done in that school, that's why the shutdown is necessary. If the claims of cultism is 100% true it means there still remains some cultists in that school and as such the physical and psychological well-being of every student is under threat.

You’re missing the point.
The shutdown is to enable further investigations with having school physical activities interfering or tempering with evidence.
In as mush as we don’t have the full details of the shutdown, we can’t say the school has violated it in anyway.
My take- as long as the govt has not totally revoke the license of the school, going online to complete its session is completely reasonable and understandable!

This is a simple case I don’t know why the media is sensationalizing it, I hope we don’t because of our actions stop the Bereaved family from getting the justice they deserve.

If I were the school, first head of the school must chop cane (fired and handed to police)
I didn’t say owner o, owner fit no even know Wetin dey xup.
The bereaved family should open a go fund me to get the best homicide lawyers in this country and sue anyone involved!
Let’s be guided!

ogbu80:
so what you are saying in essence is if the child of the accused woman is found guilty, he should be freed because school bully is a norm and because he's a minor or what ni toro oloun

This is not a jungle
There are laws that must be followed
You can’t be the Jury the judge and the prosecutor at thesame time!
That is why I will never encourage the activities of gustlover such nonsense… threatening an entity on false accusations.
Now the entity has reverted that the accused is not their staff.
What will happen to gistlover for such brazen misinformation?
My take to this story is simple.
With the amount of evidence available the school can be sued.
The patents of the minor involved can be sued.
The govt on its own can redact the license of the school (extreme)
The minors will be put in juvenile detention if found guilty and properly prosecuted when they’re 18.
In most saner clime you’d be unable to get them prosecuted because professional/expert lawyers will find away to get them out of being prosecuted or get them a lesser judgment.
Let’s be reasonable is it a sad case yes, let the professionals take it up and not the rubbish gist lover is doing!

I wish them fit catch this gistlover!!!

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AsomArchitectNG:
Zero fashion sense even with the cost of all the stuffs she's putting on and moreover she still looks ugly.

like agungun

wow some times i forget that this guy is that old, age like a fine wine!

Oga kiss and tell

Emmy3:
Even if it'll cost me my life; I'll always resist intimidation and oppression.

oshey superman or na avenger

there are better ways to do this, go to consumer protection site

Emmy3:
FCMB is a very nonsense bank.
They refused to revert my 16k on a failed transaction since September 8th after series of calls and emails even till now.
After 1 month, I decided to borrow 36k and jakpa, now their stupid customer support team is going calling me to pay the loan.
I nor go pay. I done make up my mind and if them try to intimidate me with legal measures; I go burn down one of their branches.

None sense idiots.

Arson?
its like your village people dey work on your matter....lol

CypressHill2020:
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can this scan more recent honda accords?

Heyy guys,
Pls I need help with a small issue that is actually irritating- the tire pressure light on my Honda Accord 2015 has refused to turn off,
I have recalibrated- i don tire, follow all the tricks in the book

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cc: gazzuzz

The lawlessness in this county is overwhelming

We are just of mirror of our leaders!

Aburada:
Dodged a hug from a man and accepted that of a lady and even gave her his jersey. Safe to say the pussy power is not limited to Nigeria alone

Slawormiir how far? Bring your calculator and let’s calculate the power of pussy

Pedo much?
Can’t you see the girl is a kid?

Commentor:
Monkey Kperogi.

when its obvious that you have nothing to constructively counter the OP, i pity your kind

chatinent:
Details of your hacker:


My charge: pay me anything you wish.

Phone numbers: 07062332129, +23323 549 1776

Pictures: below.

Suspected Nairaland accounts: https://www.nairaland.com/kleanson (could be a show promoter).
https://www.nairaland.com/nollygist204

Names: FirstNollyTv, Blaqtv,



Possible locations: Nigeria, Ghana.

Real time location: Picture below.

YouTube channel: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCwY1BjSZHCP5djFCKixZorw

Twitter: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://twitter.com/firstnollytv%3Flang%3Den&ved=2ahUKEwiM9NSHx_bzAhWJkhQKHVXMDc4QFnoECBAQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0UkBu_j9HkUb00qQWcSCgK

Instagram: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.instagram.com/firstnollytv/%3Fhl%3Den&ved=2ahUKEwiM9NSHx_bzAhWJkhQKHVXMDc4Qjjh6BAgPEAE&usg=AOvVaw204yoaiv83j15RaY80aqU0



Advice: even if you pay them, you will not get your account back.


✌️

@Odewaleadesoye the truth is that the account is gone, however it is recoverable but not worth the cost and hassle.

My advise take this above information and reply it to the hacker, tell him he’s days are numbered and you’re coming for him!

He has messed with the wrong account and u give him 24hrs to return the acct.

Never pay this criminals, just like kidnappers or ransomware attacks, the possibility of them holding to their end of the bargain is slim

Strongdickfresh:
Dear esteem Nairalanders,

I use the Eco bank mobile app to mistakenly transfer N10,000 to a wrong person I don't know nor seen before. I went to a POS provider agent/stand to withdraw N10,000. However, I mistakenly transfer the money to Ideyi Okoro Joseph of Access bank with account number 0064999199. The time of the transfer is 06:50 PM, on Sunday 10 of October, 2021. I don't know the person and I had never set my eye on him before. It was a wrong transfer. See the details of the transaction below:

AMOUNT: NGN 10,000.00
BENEFICIARY NAME: IDEYI OKORO JOSEPH
DATE: Sunday, 10 October 2021, 06:50 PM
TRANSACTION TYPE: other-local-banks
SENDER NAME:
BENEFICIARY ACCOUNT: 0064999199
DESTINATION BANK: Access Bank

I wanted to transfer the N10,000 to SARAH AVWEROTE of Access bank with account number 0064999198. She is a POS service provider agent. I went to her stand to withdraw money. I made a wrong transfer due to typographical error. I mistakenly type account number 0064999199 instead of 006499198 and 10,000 was transferred to Ideyi Okoro Joseph.

Please what can I do to retrieve the N10,000.00 ? It Is possible for the to retrieve the money.

Please bankers and accountants in this esteem forum should guide me on what to do.

Thanks

So u could block the sender name and deem it fit to display the recipient's name, for something that was clearly an error from your end?

This is clearly malicious intent from you!

what purpose do u plan to achieve by displaying the innocent recipient's name for the entire world to see like someone that has defrauded you?

Please take these screenshots and names down, go to your Bank!

For all, we know the recipient might not even be aware of these transactions or is even trying to reach you.

Penguin2:
‘Prince Mathew Alhaji Opaluwa’

Mathew and Alhaji in one name.

Is he an Islamic Christian?

Confuse your enemies so dey don’t understand your next move

pennywys:

Pussy for Abuja senators
By the way
Who is she?

Her mama na former senator
no be every woman be hoelowshow

Juliusmomoh:
Something is telling to get the man arrested. He know about this for year without letting my dad know about it.. Is that not wickedness? .. What are they friend for. ..

what if your friend father is the father...

what if...?

lapazi:
Guys i got a redmi 9a for my younger one, but after a ba3 drain at 2% we are unable to power it back up even after plugging it to a power source, is this a major issue?

who has experienced this and how can i get it fixed.?

Any other ideas how to fix this?

Gptech:
Plug to power, hold power button and volume up after charging a while.

Didn’t work bro

helpee:
I won't say much. You are telling me about Lagos or UK? you showing off? To who? I've been to more than 70 countries and still counting. Two Olympics, two world cups and will be three in Qatar next year. If not for covid, my Olympics would have been three. A doctor in Lagos for years...later relocated to Australia. You better come down and learn. Who cares about your iPhone 11. We are telling you it is not safe in Lagos to board a public bus at 6am with iPhone 11 you are saying thrash about dubai

I almost called it but didn’t want to be too forward.

I knew you had to be living outside Nigeria to come off this angry.

Oga naija never spoil reach that level

I don’t even know how to respond again…
Abeg awon lagosians this bros said it’s not safe boarding a bus at 6am…lol

Pls watch this, it’s your type they are referring to here!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CU0RAN7JVCX/

helpee:
Dubai? what kind of comparison is that? The gold silk where there is practically no security apart from security cameras, do you see armed robbers there? If armed robbers can raid the gold sulk, they will gather gold and diamonds worth nothing less than 10 billion yet they can't.....So are you comparing that kind of security with Nigeria where thieves will want to raid a town and will attack police station first to prevent them from mobilising? You guys just like to talk so we can know you have been to UK and Dubai. It is actually senseless to board a public transport with iPhone 11 in Nigeria except you don't plan to answer calls in the bus at all. So you know naira is shit....as shitty as naira is, many people can't see 1k to feed themselves so they will steal your own.

This is completely ridiculous and we can go on and on...

I don't want to come off as showing off- but I will anyway- I once wore a certain brand of watch to a store in Naif and someone there told me that I was gonna draw attention to myself and advised I don't take the late-night train because it was pretty late!

Plus this can even happen in your car, in traffic!

Can you hear your self really...

Security? oh! is that the excuse?

iPhone 11? really? come street for mainland and see how boys dey flaunt gadgets/chains leaving their best life amidst all this chaos!

Guy stop stumbling on the remote control in your leaving room and go out more...

is this an unfortunate incident? yes- could it have been avoided?- yes?

See man! don't because of the struggle and suffering in the land as an excuse to dunk on someone that appears to live a more comfortable life.

Things go better sha!

harjay1986:
simple because many think having an iphome is luxury when it just a phone ... Nigeria economy need to improve too because some of them, their annual take home is not up to 700k naira everything is luxury to them and waste of resources or better as they will say vanity

Another shht take.
You don’t condition people to think how you do!

Blamziefarmz:
iPhone 11 but she Dey enter bus at 6am go work . Misplaced priority

This is pretty much the dumbest shht post I’d see all day!

What kind of mentality is this?

If not that naira is shht?
How much is iPhone, go to UK Dubai etc and see Janitors taking train and other public transport and still use iPhone 12!