₦airaland Forum

Ogui eke: my gf came on a very good weekend since then my old landlord just dey peep for my window every now and then. "o boy hw una dey, na ur sister be that"? no, na ur wife sister.

. LANDLORD DEY PEEP? Na for ajegunle you dey live?

Excel 30 :
Clear conscience fears no accusation.Beverly didn't mention any names pls,y all these?Come2think of it,is Beverly a baby?She quite knows what she says.

. Dude,when last did you enter nairaland?....try and peruse the topic on "beverly Osu speaks about her Ex- to her fellow house-mates" then come back and modify this fallacious post.

drake2005: What man in his right mind would WANT TO BE (ok to sleep) with a woman like this? Everything she has on is FAKE.

. Is your sister better than she?

samuelkaykay: Maybe he also attended a fake police training college.

. EXACTLY!!

emmysenior: These days, water does it for me. No need for gaseous substances in my system henceforth.

I even discovered that foods with preservatives are generally dangerous. Fresh and unadulterated foods/meats (chickens, not in cans, but live ones. And even meats) no beef too....

Even instant rumens (noodles) i.e indomie are dangerous to health too... I also learnt they cause cancer and kidney disease too, cos of the percentage of sodium and other harmful chemicals in em

. Me wey dey chop am since,I don die? You are not just protecting your health,rather,you are confused..

Pls,are we here to watch pictures or to get vital information?.... Not worth to be on front page...passing shaa

Texas.Cowgirl:
Haba, I don't have sex nau, I dash them out to my neighbors

. Lolzz. This girl can lie eeeh...

PortHarcourtBoy: U no fit free the 10 card for the bike man?... Niggas sef no dey try...

If I buy a commodity and the balance na 50 card and below, I dey free am for the seller...

. Lolz...good samaritan.. Na your type dey use leg trek from oshodi to ajegunle

I enter toilet.
Sis : shouts (Joel,where you dey?)
Joel : sis,I dey inside toilet ooo
Sis : ok,you dey shait?
....no oooooo,I dey swim. Lolz

For some social networks like 2go,facebook,etc.... A guy go chop cabin biscuit for morning,soak garri without sugar for afternoon,soak am again for night.......and enter 2go or facebook come update "YOU KNOW SAY MONEY NO BE PROBLEM". Bro,devil is dancing kukere for your head oo..lol

You enter bike for 90 naira. You give the okada man 100naira...instead of him to give you balance,he go tell you say he no hold 10naira. Ok,oga give me the 100naira make I go find change....if you walk 2 metres distance he go call you back...bro,abeg come oo,I no know say I hold 10naira for here sef. This kind thing dey vex me eeh..lol

Texas.Cowgirl:
I know there isn't.
Why mess a perfectly hot sexual affair up with love? why?

. You are having an intimacy with your guy...and he do buy for you most of your wants and needs.....is he not showing you love?

Harbosede02: hahahahaha.funi indeed..y nt try d gurl dat loves u

. Nope....she is just like a wave..I can't cope with her disturbance(s).

Texas.Cowgirl:
Lust is different from Love. I understand that the line between the two is never clear for my Nigerian brothers.
Lusting and liking someone aint the same as love.

. Lolz. And you think there are no love without lust nowadays?

Capt. JH Miller:
How do you mean? I swear I am mad hngry but the feeling of pain is just to much.. I can feel my heart pain physically..

. Why not try Harbosebe02. Let her kiss away your pains. lolz

Texas.Cowgirl:
Did you get her answer?

Maybe her ex didnt love her back

. Must he date her till eternity? At least there are some molecules of love the guy showed to her for some days,months or years before they broke-up

Happening to me now. A girl is dying for me,and am dying for another girl,and this girl is dying for my departmental guy,and this my guy is dying for a girl doing pre-degree in my school.....who knows,the pre-degree girl might be dying for another guy out there. What a love trend.. It hurts me a lot shaa

Real_Hot_Girl: yes, my ex

did you get the question?

Divorcer WEDS Divorcee

owolabifunke14: She don give us knockout blow. Almost every nigerian household is guilty of this crime or sin of paying dstv to watch big brother pornography. Juicy brown bottom? NO!the juice from my black bottom tastes better

. Hey! Lady,don't jump into an inference that almost every Nigerian is guilt of it,cos am an exception and I know there are still lots of gentlemen and ladies out there like me..

ireneidiva: Because, people like you who have suspicions about a certain persons death; don't go to the police to make a report but come to nairaland to bore us.

. 90% of this problem is mostly as a result of the Nigerian police inability to conduct such complicated probes and not as a result of most citizens non-reporting attitude. Let me ask you,how many such cases has the police carried out and the aftermath proved "success"? This is 9ja,you fit report sef and enter into wahala,especially in the case of all these rich influential businessmen and politicians. So shine your eyes.

NNMUU: since he's been granted bail believe me this case will keep pending until it eventually dies down and is forgetten.
Remember this is Nigeria

. Your words sound not far-fetched... But one thing for sure is that,even if this case dies down,the law of karma must surely have a noticeable impinge on all of them...it must hunt for them if they indulge in injustice. Amen!!

NNMUU: since he's been granted bail believe me this case will keep pending until it eventually dies down and is forgetten.
Remember this is Nigeria

. Your words sound not far-fetched... But one this for sure is that,even if this case dies down,the law of karma must surely have a noticeable impinge on all of them...it must hunt for them if they indulge in injustice. Amen!!

That guy dey enjoy ooo....see hips like that of an equilateral triangle. Choi!!,am jealous for sure

The truth is....justice is still prevailing in this case. Lloyd has been granted bail with 10 million naira and 3 sureties in like sum. If you bring it to a poor man's side,can a poor man afford 10m to at least bail himself pending trial? NO!...hence,he still remains in the court custody.... However,Lloyd was granted bail to give him the opportunity to prepare for his defence,cos even if the evidence is clear,in a law court you still have to defend yourself,that's law for you.....moreover,his trial is still pending....so let's not rush and draw rubbish conclusions......but wait an see the outcome of this...only then will we have much aspersions to cast on the high court(s)...that's all

D'banj,you are good( A.K.A BANGA LEE). Thumbs up!!!

Beverly Osu is just busy boosting her porn star career.....having sex under the glares of the cameras being watched all over the world....having sex aint a big deal,but not when it is a PUBLIC TYPE. Haba! Na habatically. Lol

Yungwizzy....... Go and sing yours with that your raucous voice let nairalanders and the world see if the publicity will go beyond your locality.... Busy body

50 billion what?!!!!....SMH,,,,Lloyd,are you psychotic?when you nearly killed your colleague. Well, If YES,.....please FG,do not hesitate to cast this being into the nearest lunatic asylum.