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My best moment on Nairaland is whenever I read a very funny comment/post on Nairaland; and I laugh so hard that I can feel my ribs literally cracking. They are many but just want to make it sound "singularish".

Fynestboi, please could you post the schools instead of just using the group ID? As in instead of saying A1 vs A3, say UI vs OAU. Thanks.

Sebi Nathan is now happy that his child is no more. He'll just be behaving like a chicken. They should lock him up in an asylum sef. I knew that Katerina would have a miscarriage.

As for Miguel, it was very obvious he did not die. As Margaret rightly said, "You don't know what Miguel is capable of."

#awaiting tomorrow episode#

Nice tips; but I'm waiting for the thread that will say sth like "Top 35 weight gain tips"

(formerly Ogugua88) is quite pretty. Nadia_SA is also pretty.

Later, they will say it's only Pastors that modify Bible passages to suit their tastes. Well, keep on "seeking" by testing round. You'd soon get your wife material, okay?

Next set coming up...

Every male wants a wife material but no one has thought of being a husband material first.

The lady looks Asian.

Law is not a marketable course. They are going out of jobs nowadays. #fact#

I can only imagine how the results will look like; even exams that take 3 weeks, the results look scary. BTW OP, this one you've seen three strikes, are you IN MBBS or Vet. Med.?

Ok oo. They have heard. I'm sure that Premier University I school in will resume last. Fingers crossed sha.

Hi. I already have a CSCS a/c, well two. Calyx gave me one in 2008. APT (the firm I've been referring to) opened one for me in 2012. Is it normal to have two? How can I monitor my CSCS a/c online? Thanks.

Hi Beau. I'm presently on low cut, planning on making my hair afro. The problem is that my hair is what they call rubber hair. It usually forms what my sister calls "chewing gum" in front, as in round round. You get? Is this afro thing viable for my kind of hair? Also, how will I keep my hair in check so that it can grow normally for an afro?

If you call that A4 paper that states the name of the firm, my name, units and value of shares share certificate, then I have it. I had to go and collect it from the company.

A previous similar situation has happened and the stockbroking firm (another one) contacted me directly. I didn't need to go to the company to collect anything.

As Access bank declared interim dividends and I didn't get mine, do I have a right to complain?

Nope. I found out from the company that I did the "work" for that the shares had been bought; but the stockbroking firm hasn't contacted me yet. Access bank declared interim dividends, mine wasn't sent. I'm still waiting to see if they would send me my final dividend when it's declared. If not...

In this country we are in, you can't but wonder who the mastermind was behind some really dumb adverts:>. Well, that's topic for another day. Today is for the most believable adverts we've ever seen in recent times.

These, in my opinion, are the most believable. Do enjoy.
HARPIC
This is one product that all its adverts are believable. Chioma does well in the adverts. I can also assure you that the product works.

DE RICA
The one I'm referring to is that of a man who came back from work to be greeted with a tantilizing aroma. He, thinking it was his mother, asked his daughter if grandma was around. The girl replied in the negative and happily told him that it was her mother that was cooking with the help of De Rica.
I have personally not used it but the advert persuaded me to do so (will think about it sha).

PASSION DRINK
I'm not referring to the most recent advert o (that one no get meaning). I'm talking about that one that used to be aired last year or 2 years ago (not sure). It was about a man and his co-labourers who were offloading goods from a truck. After some time, his co-labourers got tired but he didn't. He continued working. At a point in time, one of them couldn't hold back his curiousity and asked the man "wetin make him make he no dey tire". The man smiled (remembering the Passion he took in the morning), took all of them to a shop, gave them each a drink and their strengths came back.

I tell you, if you had seen that advert, you'd understand what I'm talking about. It was professionaly executed.

CANON EXTRA
This man came back from work to see his wife in pains because of a terrible headache. He gave her 2 pills and asked her to rest. He asked her if she'd go to the party they had earlier planned on going. She replied in the negative, thinking that the pills might take time to work. The man went on his own. Few mins later, the wife's headache disappeared and she decided to go to the party only to see her husband grooving at the party with another woman. Lol. Anyways, the point was the drug cures headache pretty quickly.

Do you agree with me or not? Whether "aye aye" or "nay nay", let's see yours.:p

Na wa oo. It's only one person that realised he smoked SK. I don't know what that means but from its context, it should be a hard drug. The OP needs TWO kinds of help.

I did mine in UNILAG. The BCRM was crazy. When I saw the questions, I was like . I don't know how an examiner can pack only research questions in multiple choice, and pack communication questions in SAQ. SAQ was not friendly. The theory ehn, I just messed up question 5. The chi square question, I don't know if what I did the correct thing but I rejected the null hypothesis. All in all sha, ICAN should better take time. Na only one paper I write, I have to pass it.

@ PE 1 students, how was your MA? The man that sat beside me did not write anything tangible. No ask me how I take know. He was just staring at his question paper. One of my friends was like we should reserve space for him, that he knows he'd write MA again.

Celine Dion's "My heart will go on" and "To love you more"

Is it advisable to go out during the eclipse? I mean, can someone go out during that period? I'm asking 'cause I have an important place to go tomorrow. Pls, anyone who know should reply me. Thanks.

Which has better prospects in advancing Nigeria's economic growth and development efforts - the oil sector or the agric. sector?

Who should be the Director General of NAFDAC - a Chemist or a Pharmacist?

I graduated from sec. school in July, got admission in November to study a well respected course in the Premier University, in a particular year. Unfortunately, I had to defer it for a year due to uncontrollable circumstances. I'm still in school now tho'.