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**claps hands in wonders-shall-never-end fashion**

There are always three sides to a story:
1. The victim's side;
2. The accused's side; and
3. The unadulterated truth.

We are waiting for the third side before we pass our judgment. Till then...

Tithing is a scriptural command (Malachi 3:10). It is supposed to be used to propagate the gospel and make the work of the Lord succeed. How else do churches pay full-time workers, print free (or next-to-free) magazines/booklets/pamphlets/leaflets and a host of other stuff?

It is quite a pity that some so-called Pastors have caused people to speak ill of a biblical something.

**holds chest**

It's a programme like this that I would have loved to attend if I were in Lagos.

**kneels and raises hands to heaven**

Oh Lord, Father in heaven, we, Nairalanders, pray that the spirit of divorce shall never pass through their marriage. Anybody that wishes to put asunder in this marriage shall be cut off. Thank you Lord for answered prayers.

Amen.

**stands and trots out**

Pastor Adeboye looks pretty much the same to me. He's the kind of men my mom says have Obi-is-a-boy look.

This man seems to be overtaking Freeze in mis-yarning. O ga na-ekwu ihe nweghi common sense.

To answer your question, Nigeria is that bad and is even worse than you think. I applied for National ID card in October 2014. Up till now, it is not yet ready. They keep saying I should check one useless website, which, in my opinion, has been programmed to say it's not yet ready.

One of my colleagues, who claims to be a realist, says that using money to get what you want is the fastest way. Meet one top officer, explain your plight and watch your passport appear in one week!

Akalia:
I bet if any of the dudes pulled up in that car and beckons on you as you walk on road, you u will look his way and act nice but the car isn't brand new.


9ja girls be forming shit on social media

Biko, hold it there. So, in your mind, you think baptising the car with those liquids make sense? Stick to the topic instead of looking for who to attack. After all, the so-called "9ja girls" include your sisters, female friends and girlfriend/wife!

The car doesn't even look like a brand new one to me. This happens when "iberibe-ism" has consumed someone's soul, spirit and body.

kidawarri:
just take a look at yr self
when
mama day rain go
now u day just drop yr own

I'm sure you liked it.

Sandas11:
Dope I like

Thanks

Hello NLers.

My colleague did this uber nice cover of "Mama" by Kiss Daniel. His name is Wolei.

He is a budding young artiste of immense talent, with a specialization in soul, R&B and Nigerian folk music.

This record is his interpretation of Kiss Daniel’s hit record, "Mama". With soft guitar riffs and an accompanying keyboard, Wolei shows off his vocals, making for a very memorable piece.

http://septin911.net/2016/07/fast-rising-singer-wolei-redefines-kiss-daniels-mama-must-listen/

Download and enjoy!

PS: He's very much available if you need his services.

Cc: airmark, lalasticlala

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When I read the post, I was thinking "What if Nairaland begins this form of banning?". When you're banned, and you don't have the opportunity to get a new account until the ban expires, you'd think twice before posting rubbish.

This woman isn't exactly my role model but there are some things I admire about her (and her husband).

First, she is an intelligent woman (it doesn't matter if you agree or not).

Second, she and her husband have been together for thirty-seven good years.

Third, she (and her husband) gave their children the best of education. I read one time all of them attended Harvard. I know you know that Harvard's acceptance rate is quite low...which brings me to the fourth point.

Fourth, she passed on her good brains to her children (I mean, judging by the Harvard thing-y).

Happy 37th anniversary, ma'am. I wish you and your husband more happy years together.

mkdonald:
am an economics undergraduate what is d requirement 2 get a scholarship at harvard 4 my masters

Harvard doesn't offer Masters in Economics.

This position, Emir of Kano, is it a political, spiritual or traditional position?
I really don't understand how some people get so much money to buy stuff like this.

I might not know her kind of lifestyle or her underground way of doing things. I might not know the extent of make-up that is/was padded on her face. I might not know a lot of things about her...but I know two things. She is a rich woman; and she has sustained her marriage (by whatever means) for forty long years. These two things are enough to give her kudos.

Congratulations, ma'am on your double celebration!

Politicians seem to be more dramatic than media celebrities. The people who are the silliest are the ones who join the thuggery profession, all in a bid to show "support" for their favourite parties.

BTW, I thought Nigeria is broke. Why do they now want to waste the small money we have on a rerun? What they want, is it greater than Nigeria's good? I hope it is postponed indefinitely...I mean, to 2019.

taurusdude:
Pics or this is super story

My sister is a minor. Putting pictures of her here would be suggestive. I don't want anyone using adult terms for her. You get, right?

chymevicks:
Derriere I see you!
Petit francias avec ton anglais!

I didn't even remember it was a French word until you mentioned it .

blank:
So she has been copying from you?

Nope. From facebook, her colleagues and seniors in school, media, etc. I don't do such.

blank:
So she has been copying from you?

Nope. From facebook, her colleagues and seniors in school, etc. I don't do such.

The disease is really serious oo, and it mostly occurs in female aged 11 - 25. The other day, my sister (14) asked me to snap her with my phone. I refused initially because I was seriously busy with something. When I agreed, that's how she went to wear bum shorts.

When it was time to pose, she first did her perfectly normal legs to be like K-leg (no offence to those with it). She then did another pose where your derriere goes back, and your feet is made to look like an isosceles triangle, whose sides are not joined properly. Then, came the mouth pose as if she wanted to spit out saliva.

I couldn't even preach the "gospel" to her; it's what she sees that she copies .

After reading the article, I realised it is for folks who want to buy used phones. Apply the knowledge...and beware of Computer Village guys, for they standeth in thy way of search, to beguile thee, and they carteth away with thine hard-earned money.

The lady just had to wear white bra .

jideniceguy:
How's the camp fire night going hun, hope you had fun and how's the camp xperience too. I'm a servin Corp member too Batch B 15 though. Posted to the north too buh redeployed. lol. Camp was fun and I enjoyed ma stay while I was there. That camp fire thin was fun and I really enjoyed every bit of it and hope u enjoyin urs too..
BTW, I heard u pple are leaving camp this Wednesday, is that true?

Yeah, the closing ceremony is tomorrow.

When I first saw this thread on front page and found out only one post pushed it there, I was like . That was when I realised I'm actually the first to comment. I now get the feeling all those who get to be the FTC feel. I feel euphoric. After almost three years...

Shout-out to all corps members camping in Keffi, Nasarawa state. Today is our camp fire night.

As regards the topic OP, sincerely I don't know what to tell you. I have no knowledge of or experience with that.

**backflips outta thread**

Source: http://zikoko.com/list/group-projects-nigeria/

The article is so real, just had to share.

lalasticlala, Ishilove