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U don't know wat HIV is untill u are a victim, ignorant people, ,,go to federal hospital and see wats like having HIV

IjebuWarrior:
The mouth is a weapon of mass destruction! Although, I'll ignore the verbal attack but, not the physical one.

I'll sure beat the sh!t out of any lady (other than my family members of course) that gives me the first physical attack

I am 100% sure the lady landed d first attack
Becus ladies are fond of
She insults u
U insult her back,d next tin is she will grip ur shirt, ,,i don't pity ladies wen day do dat, ,,,i will make sure I redesign her face with upper cut

INTEGRITYA1:
Boss, it was a wonderful decision that you ja pa.

wen a lady is too obsessed with love, and day can't think straight again it becomes a problem to who ever is dating her

Tyche:
Talk is cheap

Dude it is not the matter of talk is cheap,u wan fight becus of woman?

Even if she don born just pack ur children comot make she day fuvk day go, that was exactly wat one intaly man did to a nigeria girl, he just quitely packed d kids and left d hux for her after catching her sleeping with one of d nigeria boyfriend which she lied by introducing him as d younger brother .

I just need your advice people of nairaland cusing a lady am currently dating that is extremely too attached to the mother, and I know some of you will ask what about the father , d father is late already, and she has miss several opportunities (helps)both home and abroad because of this extreme attached...I need your advice ,I kw how it can be dating such a type
Any advice!!!!!

highpriestess:
If only ladies will start applying some little sense after seeing how you men describe them after begging to sleep with them.
I'm sure you knelt down and promised her heaven and earth so that she can allow you put only the head. I'm sure you also gave her your life savings but the way you will come here to scribble bunkum just to garner some schmuck appraisals from uncouth talibans still amazes me.

Some of you Nigerian men are very much disgusting, immature, loud, lousy.
Geese!!!
If girls haven't learnt from the past one year you guys have been ranting and displaying your idiocy on this site, then the said lady is doomed.


You men are the biggest who're one can think of; worst is that you guys do with impunity, but believe me, some women are actually coming out stronger, this whoring thing is the new revolution on the female gender since you guys think is right to body shame women after doing the same thing with them.

Some of you guys have crayon dicks, sagged balls, the hole on the tip of your dick is so wide than the express way due to excessive cum, 1 minute men, very smelly putrid balls, but ladies hardly say bad about guys when they sleep with you men.

Every man has 53 litres of sperm to produce in his life span, but some of you have used 50l and not even married. Some of you no longer produce thick cum, your cum has become so transparent that it can't even impregnate a woman, cos of used and reused dick.
Let me stop here, but just know that this act of being lousy on social media is pitifully irritating and I believe ladies are so much learning( if only ladies can work their asses out, and stop depending on guys money, and parents stop depending on their daughters getting married to rich in law who would give them everything; something they didn't work for when they were young, then, most ladies will actually see the fact that some of you loud and uncouth men have little or no input)

Ps: my comment is for the loud and ill mannered men like this guy, I believe there are much mature men out there.

U look vexing,

I just have 1 word for u


U CAN NOT MARRY YOURSELF SO WAT UR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR CHOOSE TO DO WITH HER UNDERNEATH IS HER PROBLEM

martowskin1:
What do u suggest he should have done

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Don't mind him, he is just like every other nigerians dat are quick to point fingers saying d next door neighbor are nigerians problem 4geting d problem was already there b4 we were even given birth to,

How many people have a strong lawyer as their back up

According to burna boy :U KNOW GET MONEY U DAY CALL POLICE

Galaticos444:
but Yoruba men ar serial cheat,to dem it's like a way of life as a matter of fact all my yoruba's friends ar chronic cheaters

Yoruba men cheat, dats true, becus they are polygamous in nature, if not for civilization and change of economic, a yoruba man can't marry 1 wife at home, but still even the one's dat manage to marry 1 wife still hangout with other ladies, some times u just have to kw certain action are already imbibed in the blood already,

It's just like u telling an igbo man not a do business at all and depend on govt salary, u just have to deal with it

Sankabson:
she sounded to pained and hurt! She’s ready to go with Mr Ayo Animashawun. At the same time she’s pained cos no one will move her to Lagos Island now.

To me, all these Yeye drama won’t be necessary. Just move on my sister. Karma will surely catch up with people like that. That one sure pa!

Do u kw d funny tin about karma, it do to u what u did to others,
Do u kw d sin d girl committed, and karma is also dealing with her?


There are some ladies dat have wrecked another man's hux and u expect them to go scort free,,,

The lady hand isn't clean, she should go check her self not looking for who to destroy, if d guy didn't marry u, there might be a reason, and I kw fully well some ladies aren't just housewife materials and some guys only come to find out after several months of dating them (hidden characters)

jaxxy:
It depends on the context of ur relationship. All men don’t cheat! There are different types of relationships these days with different priorities and expectations. Most ladies mix up these relationships or go into these relationships wrongly.

Na help some ladies day fine and most guys misquote it for lve, and d moment d guy detects she isn't into him as he tinks, and decide to settle for another person, all hell is let lozed,it's not becus she loved him but becus her supplier of goodies is gone, ,

I can't imagin snapping a nude with a girl who I just met 4 months back which kin love reach dat one, ,even if she give me a Mouth Action, I will not still allow nude,

If ladies have stayed a virgin, even if a guy ditches them, it will been a better ending cus u will kw he isn't d right patient man for u, ,,,,but instead they believe been a virgin is just lack of opportunity, ....if na me b d guy self I go go report my self give my new wife to b, ,,even my family members.....

So dat those nude will b wat day will b exciting waiting to see in a calm mood, foolish girl

Even locally I don't even try it
Talkless of airport,
For those of u who have a boyfriend in Turkey or Malaysia, and the guy agrees to take u to any of these countries becus he lve u, tell him to marry u here and he can go to d turkey becus na drugs he wan use u push if u even think of joining him on d flight, wat did I say? Tell him to marry u here in nigeria then he can go to his turkey and hustle, and u will handle his investment here,

Nigerians guys are just too wicked and heartless, just imagin the innocent person or victim involved in such a problem and d funniest part is u go day look am eye to eye when police go excuse u for interrogation or he go just hide inside crowd for d airport,

It's a shame sha

Story eeee
That was wat they told u wen we elected buhari, and 260# per dollar became 400# per dollar

hisexcellency34:
Ubi Franklin's life has not remained the same since she left

Cus some ladies are just created to frustrate men,

If she was a baby mama, it would have been better off than,making ur spouse look evil in d sight of everyone,

pacino26:
Whoever taught this man or prepared him for defense did a very poor job.

He did not fire but the bullet left the gun
There was an attempt to disarm him by people celebrating birthday
The people the deceased came with are cultists from their behaviour

Glad to know he wasn't trained to carry fire arm as he confirmed.

Nigeria Police sabi use no 3; He looked like a thief, cultist, kidnapper so we had to act (shoot him)

Since when did assumptions become admissible evidence to justify irrational actions? Guess it's Nigeria after all.

Probably d lawyer who stood for him is a fresh law graduate

dingbang:
Many people who come back from abroad just dey die for Nigeria. E better not to come back na.

Dude it is well know over the world that africa uses black magic, if u kw wat I mean, American uses white magic while India uses red magic, if u studied religious management and u have a lecturer who has traveled outside d shore of this country, he will expose u to all d practice of magic better,
Most deadly is africa magic (black magic) followed by the red magic (India) and d better is white magic (american)

Bro on ur quest for success, u just have to know certain tins u need to avoid, be it ur home town, family and mostly old time friends, it is not pride or ego stuff, just do wat u need to do to stay alife

Bidobado1:
See what Nigerian politicians have turned you guys into. Fighting amongst yourselves over crumbs, paid for with your money. Deep down, you guys know for a fact that this was done to secure your votes.

And so people are happy, little did day know dat after d election those things becomes a nuisance to d environment because of lack of maintenances

So na now day break, ,,

Just becus it's election time, so after the election d maintenance of this solar and free WiFi is gone or dead abi
Na waooo

Brown14:
I read Banking and finance but the irony of the whole thing is that I don't like working in a bank so I learnt how to make clothes(sew) after my service year...But Lord knows my passion is acting and script writing and I am willing to pursue any opportunity that I sniff or presents itself.

Bro dis is an advise from a brother focus on one part and develop ur self else u are going to remain like an associate instead of a professional or expert

Carmal90:
No money,abi you want to give me money?

Google online
There are some business u don't need money to start except u want to crash ur self even when money is given to u, ,,start small and go bigger

Honeysweetest:
what bothers people, I don't care about a guy's house key, even if we are engaged, I don't need your house key till we marry. all these house key stuff are bullshit, it mean nothing.

Let me hear word, see as u day run ur mouth like runtown

It's mostly like u saying I don't need to get to ur hux to prepare a meal for u while he is still in d office, .,, una way carry relationship for head pass,

tciro:
You are not far from the truth seriously I love girl who plays hard to get so I can enjoy her when she finally accept no be say u go just Dey monitor person up and down. Sometimes u go notice she no Dey online u just type hi like this she go reply instantly sometimes U just wonder how she get to reply that fast

U aren't far from the truth too, my current girl is d type who is not social media freak, or even freaked by expensive phone, no b say she kw fine o,but she isn't moved by those things, yeah she likes to snap and, and I enjoy testing her on direct message and its cool than whatspp where person go day online but e kw go reply u, with dis one anytime u like reply me na u kw where u day, but always let me kw wen u are busy, am already contemplating on getting her a good phone, cus I lve girls who are patient
cus patient is virtue

nnamdi16:
broz for Naija now, even if u read rocket science, come get 1st class and u no get godfather juz forget am, that ur 1st class certificate only fit dey useful for toilet as tissue.

Imagine where graduates dey run after police work during recruitment. Police wey i remember vividly before if them ask u to join, u go insult the person generation, now police wrk na hot cake.

the country is doommm!!!

I understand, very well .do u want to succeed!? I don't mean quick millions millions or fast money in fast lane o

There are other sectors that u can shine in nigeria, look out for it, u don't have to come out with 1st class to become successful, u don't have to kw a godfather to become successful, cus even the godfather still have their own children too,

If u want succeed in general weather in Europe or dubia or American stop complaining like everyone else cus nothing is easy any where, even to push drugs which is illegal isn't easy,


Patients is virtue, search for that areas that is less crowded and develop ur self and expand ur territory, .a lazy man in nigeria that complains will also b a lazy man in dubia, ,if u aren't hardworking in general and creative bro na ur OYO b dat o

radna2:
Hello, Gudevening house. This country has frustrated itself not me. I've been following this thread and I wanna say weldone to everyone 4 all ur contributions. I did my NYSC since 2016 and have not seen a good job ever since then. I resorted to selling popcorn. I can't continue like this. I have not even gotten enough to pay 4 house rent to stay on my own. I have a B.sc in Anatomy and cell Biology. I want to know my chances of securing a good job in UAE. What are my chances of getting a teaching job? I'm very good in typing and also a good lead guitarist (without pay).
Please Nlders, I need your advice. I'll be 26 dis yr.

I think say una way day college way day study anatomy day quick get job?

Na wa oo

Babastag:
Make them just Maxi the salary

even if the alawee is increased, people go still complain, ,so deal with d little u have and make something out of it

Phoenixpolo:
Nysc na still scam

Depending on how u see it
They can't scrap it,,then make something out of it

kingchris30:
African police sha, on what ground are they arresting the woman. what if she is a traditionist?

Is it when she sacrifices some dear to u, _ will make an arrest, ,,,she is already a threat and her conversation too is a prove

This ur relationship is one sided,
And u lve her more than she loves u, dude move on and stop making assumption love

tciro:
Seriously we guys sometimes like girl to be difficult so to make the relationship last long excuse me to say some girls do make the relationship boring by acting as vigilante calling u every seconds to know were u are

Exactly
With d current relationship I am right now, and dis is d girl first relationship while me na professional for d game, I have told her my like and dislike, and she willing comply, if she messes up and by by,
Example is a relationship dat is not up to 1 month almost everybody for ur household even reach ur mummy don kw say na me day friend u, I was kind of thinking probably girls within the age of 18 to 22 years do it mostly but some grown-up ladies also do with d excuse of I can't hide anything from my mum, so if I fuvk u and give u Mouth Action ur mum too will know abi? Jesus.

And like u mentioned earlier, the other one is them acting like a monitoring spirit, I believe dis relationship is for d benefit of the both of us and not just me alone or u alone, so acting like as if my parents rented or paid u to look after me,is a noi no for me, if I need ur attention I will let u know, abi haven't u been sleeping alone b4 we met? Or all d talk of I don't sleep in a guys house wen we first met na bull and cock story,.

Make every body go on solar
Make we dump this stupid Nepa abeg

akpota:
Why dont you like the idea of living with her?
I read where you wrote she is a nice person and then you dont like the idea of living with her. This also implies you dont like her been around you.
Anyways, I would say study her a bit more. She might just be a good girl with a beautiful heart. Good ladies arent easy to come-by.
On the keys, you can give to her but have a trusted neighbor watch her but not pronounce. This neibours should be like an elderly lady.

Guys don't like speedy relationship, it get boring and tends to tangle someone up, I don't know about u females but for me becus we just started dating doesn't me u should tie me up with u around, hey I still value my space, ,,and I suspect something, it's either one of the 2 of them first relationship

Thank God u have a girlfriend but
1. It's to early, and speeding the relationship, trust me u will not like the results soon, it doesn't end well

2. Why is she running away from her own privacy?

3. If eventually u give d spare key trust me, na her cloths go take over ur wardrobe,

Tell her u will come spend time with her at her plce, and bro tell her relationship always pushed in speedy process does not last

Na all this kin thing make me fed up with my ex, ,,

Just find one reasonable excuses from online and give to her, pm me make I give u code /format