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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Which Of These Jobs Should He Go For? by larrypourl(m): 5:57pm On May 01, 2023
adecz:
350000 x 12 = 4,200,000
150000 x 12 = 1, 800,000


The extra time you have as Lecturer,
can you make up to the extra 2,400,000
per annum? Even if you are selling handouts.


Better take the extra stress to make
the extra dough💰💵💰, time waits for
no one.
Assistant lecturer don't earn 150k after all statutory deductions. It's less than 110k sef and some institutions don't allow lectures sell handout again. Those guys dey suffer ibeg. Multinational anyday, 350k could rise to 500k in 2 years, 3-5years savings target to jet out of naija. His lecturer salary can't fund is Japa dream if he decides to relocate, he'll be due for promotion every 3 years with an increment less than 15k after promotion. I just hope he won't regret his decision, lectures are leaving academic to industry now as FG no value dem. A whole professor net pay monthly is less than 400k.
A colleague came from the banking sector, spent 2 years as a lecturer and ran back to the bank when sapa wan finish am.
Even if OP saves his 3years salary as a lecturer, he can't buy Tokunbo 06 Corolla or Camry and guy man go still chop, pay bills and flex. If I were him, I'd pick Multinationals and use their funds to jet out of Nigeria.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Which Of These Jobs Should He Go For? by larrypourl(m): 5:41pm On May 01, 2023
Trulydude:
All offers are at hand

A. A Federal Polytechnic Assistant Lecturer job that offers around 150k Monthly Gross. (High job security, more relaxing time to run one or two things)

B. A full time job at A Multi National Company that offers 350k Monthly Gross. (Less job security, tight schedule)

All offers are at hand ✋
If you end up at Fed Poly, your monthly net pay is less than 110k.
Health › Re: How Do I Boost My Immune System? by larrypourl(m): 8:46pm On Apr 23, 2023
lolu2019:
u don't know anything.u want healing and u don't want to purge.first few weeks u will purge and u will still have ur energy.u r expected to take it along with multivitamins.
There's nothing wrong with me brother, the seed is in our compound and was given by Dad when I went visiting. Like I said earlier, I only take it when I feel like emptying my bowel.
Health › Re: How Do I Boost My Immune System? by larrypourl(m): 8:37pm On Apr 23, 2023
lolu2019:
Take moringa seeds three times daily.10 in the morning, afternoon and night
You go over sh*t if you take it in excess. 10 is too much. Ate only 6 seeds and got diarrhea for 2 days. I only eat it when I feel like emptying my bowel.
Travel › Re: Japa Nairalanders, Let's Discuss. by larrypourl(m): 1:38pm On Apr 03, 2023
EnterpriseMan:
UK, but you must have a nursing background here in Nigeria first. Either from a University or from a Teaching Hospital. Getting a Certificate from a teaching hospital in Nigeria is usually 2yrs. (Or you can buy one illegally which i wouldn't recommend because you wouldn't have the basic knowledge)
Alright. Thank you.
Travel › Re: Japa Nairalanders, Let's Discuss. by larrypourl(m): 6:00pm On Apr 02, 2023
EnterpriseMan:
I think the most important thing people don't take into consideration is what next when you get there, They think once you get there with no money and illegally, that manner will fall from heaven and you will earn millions out of thin air. I always advise anyone thinking of traveling to get a business here that can sustain itself then japa, because when you get there, you must pay in their currency and trust me if you have nothing doing, life is going to be difficult.

Literally everyone you see shouting abroad is not what you think are those that go there and expect to find trees with millions growing on them. I have never been to the US, but Europe a couple of times and my experience has been 10/10.

My Experience.
Avoid Campobasso in Italy grin grin

Don't be surprised by the weird smell when you get to paris, takes a while to get used to it. Not really a smell, just don't know how to describe it.

The mentality of coming to carry a woman from Nigeria to marry, PLEASE DON'T TRY IT. they're worst than the so called western women when they get there, I would recommend getting a wife from the Philippines.

The food in Germany is very bland, alot revolves around bread, the types of bread they have is more than the alphabets.

And last but most importantly, Always compose yourself and act upclass even if you aren't, if you get stop by the cops and asked for documents, kindly give it to them and ask them how their day is going, don't go and start shouting and screaming for junction because they asked for documents.

And if you're lazy kindly stay in Nigeria because you won't make it there.

And for the ladies, the easiest way is to go through a nursing program, You get paid and a guaranteed job when you graduate and just a 2yrs program, no go stand for De Wallen for night dey find client because them go burst you las las grin
What country has a two year nursing program with an assurance of getting jobs when you're done with the program?
Family › Re: Should I Give my working Class Wife Allowance? by larrypourl(m): 5:31pm On Apr 02, 2023
Winneygirl:
40k is not enough for feeding and home maintenance. To even cook a decent pot of soup that will last a few days for both of you, at least 5k.
And you both will still eat other meals 2 more times that day.
Just because you bought bag of rice and semo in the house, it doesn't mean that the kitchen is stocked.
It is not an allowance you are giving her. It is meant to run the home. Food is the biggest expense for any family.
Seperate feeding and home maintenance money. You are not 'giving' it to her.
House rent is once a year and you have 12 months to save towards it. You can ask her to contribute monthly from her salary to a seperate account where you contribute the rent money to.
Increase the feeding/home maintenance to 60-70k.
If she wants an allowance, give her something. A lot of women do a lot of unappreciated labour in the house. All the cooking and cleaning multiple times daily, planning and laundry... hosting your guests etc. If you disagree about the allowance, take over the feeding and home maintenance for a week. She should wake up, dress up and sit waiting for breakfast. Then when she returns, food should be on the table waiting for her. After eating, you do all the clean-up. Do all the laundry. Plan every activity. Attend to all your guests and still find time to call both family members to check on them. When you are done with all these, decide whether someone who does all these deserves an allowance or not.
She's your wife. She will not use the money to run another persons home.
So what should her own money be used for?
Family › Re: Why I Chose To Distance Myself From A Sibling by larrypourl(m): 3:51pm On Apr 01, 2023
Gloriagee:
Naija is a mess. All these paltry amounts are creating an enabling environment for corruption
Big mess. The problem with Nigerian govt is that they failed to review wages in accordance with inflation, which to me is plain wickedness. You see ASUU and other unions crying and begging for help when govt refused to review their wages for 13/14 years. How can wages remain static for 13years with the double digit inflation we keep having. A graduate assistant employed 13years ago received 90k and in 2023 you're still paying a graduate assistant same 90k, tell me why such lecturer won't extort students to get more money to survive.
The truth is that govt is fueling corruption. Majority of civil servants in Abuja survive and live on corruption because I don't know how they afford to pay rents there.
Family › Re: Why I Chose To Distance Myself From A Sibling by larrypourl(m): 8:42am On Apr 01, 2023
Mumusaphire:
hmm mm. U are right, but many people are just heartless. They won't change no matter what. I also have a brother here in Nigeria, abuja, our first born. Doing well, real big man, working in federal ministry of justice, abuja, na real Senior staff ooooo, that before u get to his office, u must pass many securities. To cut a story short, he can't help financially, he can't help getting we his siblings a job, or connect us. Even his wife also work in federal interner revenue in abuja, high rank also. Last too weeks, I was so down, even till now, but am just managing myself. I summoned my courage to call him because have knew that he won't help. I sent him message on WhatsApp with prove of my health. It was on sat that day, election day. He replied that haha, that i should pls give her till Monday, that he will run around to help me. I thought in my mind that my brother want run around on top how much. Even have spend more than 50k before I decided to msg him. At last, it was on Thursday my brother sent me money. I was surprised to see just 5k. So u can see many of them can't change, but just heartless. But they can donates for church to show off.
I know FIRS pays well but you see that ministry your brother works. Except he's into runs,he's monthly real salary can't feed him comfortably for a month. Don't be deceived by the AC, big office, secretary and security you see around oo. My boss has spent 35years in service and his total take home is 318k after all mandatory deductions and that's even an agency that pays better than ministries. The only way to be liberated as a civil servant in Naija is to have a business of your own or if you're opportune to be in an office with runs or get good jobs in FG agencies and parastatals. Some of those Assistant Directors in ministries don't take home 250k at the end of the month and have bills waiting for you. Any govt job you're doing without an extra income is penury cos by 2nd week of the month, salary don finish grin
Politics › Re: 2023 Lagos Governorship Election Results From Polling Units by larrypourl(m):
uglodoh:
There is a massive road construction that is near completion in that area. I work around there.
I was happy with what I saw when I came home home last year. December 2023 will make it 21years we moved to our house in that area. It was bushy when we moved to our house with good roads. So good that it was the usual spot for learners learning how to drive. I could trek from Igbogbo Model College to Oreyo Grammer School without meeting a single soul on that road except farmers sometimes. Sometimes we could play ball from school till we get to Oreyo cos the road was so smooth and free. Once it's 6pm, you'll never get a bike from either club24 Igbogbo or Igbe junction going to Oreyo, cos no Keke maruwa or bus on that route then, bikes sef were few cos na strictly farm with few residential houses, so route wasn't lucrative for business den, sometimes sef na leg we go use or follow trucks leaving or going to farm, or Papa Ajaasco film crew or other movie crew cos they acted rural or farm scene on that road alot. Papa Ajaasco classics were acted on that route and other 1990s and early 2000s rural settings movies so we get to meet those actors on a regular on that road. And the road went from Good to bad and worse that you'll always pray it doesn't rain cos na wahala to leave Oreyo to Igbogbo or Igbe Junction, so bad it took cars from so many people, some landlords had to move out and sold their properties, it became hard to believe it was same road Mum used to learn driving in 2003/2004. The main roads were abandoned and could used 25-35min journeying from Oreyo to Igbe junction or Igbogbo, which used to less than 5mins when we were young, the communities and estate around tried their best but were overwhelmed. If you washed car before leaving home, by the time you got to Igbe junction or Igbogbo, you'd think they poured mud on our cars. Community members used Newspapers, radio and Tv to appeal to govt, yet nothing was done. I finally left home 2017 but Ambode stared work on that road then Sanwo took over. I was joyous as I drove from Igbe Junction to Odubala Estate to see my people last year October under 5mins with development everywhere. If not for say na my hood, I lost finish. I'm happy for them.
Politics › Re: 2023 Lagos Governorship Election Results From Polling Units by larrypourl(m): 1:41am On Mar 19, 2023
uglodoh:
Not really surprised with this result. The people living in this area are the one enjoying sanwo Olu the most in Ikorodu
Why did you say so?
Car Talk › Re: Buying My First Car by larrypourl(m): 10:28am On Mar 17, 2023
OP have you picked up your car, and how's it like?
Car Talk › Re: Buying My First Car by larrypourl(m): 11:16pm On Mar 15, 2023
DesireV:
Germanhunter, print this post and paste it on your door, so that you can be seeing it each time you're going out of your house.

No matter what, don't buy a naija used car if you don't know the owner personally.
If you must buy a naija used, then avoid any dealer/agent with any of the following lines "clean title, nothing to fix, used by a woman/banker, barely driven, ** months used etc". If possible, buy only from direct owner and be very certain of why he's selling.
Also, avoid random mechanics. It's easy for them to get induced by the seller just to offload the junk to you. Shitty mechanics full this Nairaland too, it's not only by scanner.

With the cost implications of getting a replacement, I doubt anyone whose car isn't giving him problem will want to sell except if they're traveling out, or financially distressed or not very likely, an upgrade. Imagine someone who got a sound toks 2005 camry at 1.8m in 2021 who has maintained it well till date and the car is still sound. If he sells it even at 2.5m today, 2.5m can't get another toks 2005 camry today, whether sound or not. If he adds 2m to it to make it 4.5m, he'll sweat to get a toks muscle that will give him the kind peace his 2005 camry dey give him. So, nobody go tell him to be using his 2m to be drinking yogurt while cruising his peaceful 2005 camry jejely

Strive and aim for a toks with a detailed usage history from d country of origin.
Better make you they climb bike with peace than buy a car that will pieces your peace. If car stress you for a day, you'll hate cars.

All the best
You see the analysis you gave about selling cars to upgrade is what I'm currently experiencing. Naija don spoil. Got a 2001/2002 Corolla acquired in 2019 for 800k from a friend, that car never spent 2 years on naija soil when I got it, so I can say I bought a Tokunbo car but registered. Fast-forward to 2023, put the car up on Jiji at 1.6m and got cool offer of 1.2-1.3m but had to bring down the advert this evening cos the 05/06 Matrix or Vibe I intend buying were above 2.3m for the grade and standard I want ( can't buy any above 3years used on naija soil). My Corolla is so clean and gave me rest of mind for the entire 4years I've used it. No disappointment whatsoever from that car that I began using it as prayer point for my next car. With the way it is, I better use that over 1m on other projects than car upgrade. The car don tire me but then naija is happening to everyone oo. Got another 1.4m offer after bringing down the ads this evening sef. It's sad, to get Tokunbo grade naija used Corolla, Big daddy and Matrix (all 03-06) you'll be needing over 2.4m at the moment. Make I dey use my Corolla dey go jeje. The peace of mind the car is giving me ehn... I've not seen my mechanic this year, na March ending I go service am again. Na only service dey carry me go mechanic workshop.
Music/Radio › Re: Good Old Days: Do You Remember This Gadget? (Picture) by larrypourl(m): 11:20pm On Mar 14, 2023
dmgr:
If you get this one that year, na big boy u be.
There is another one makes use of cassette/tape, I can't remember the name, I been save that year so that I fit buy am
The cassette one has recording. A red button at the top to dub music directly from the FM. Good old days. I bought the black square palito radio at #50 then.
Travel › Re: The Hype Of These Abroad People Is Making Some Of Us Feel Less Achieved by larrypourl(m): 11:58am On Mar 14, 2023
Najdorf:
Aced my jamb, got multiple cash prizes during my graduation, took some time off to participate in some national olympiads and competitions and currently deciding over multiple scholarship opportunities.

If you're looking for someone to compensate for the mediocre life you've lived so far, unfortunately it's not me.
Run along boy
Politics › Re: 6 Top EFCC Staff In Age Falsification Scandal; Bawa Pressured For "Softlanding" by larrypourl(m): 9:39pm On Mar 12, 2023
Hassanmaye:
In government job your appointment start from the time you are employed, if you are employed at 40 for instance you will retire at 75 not 65
Where did you get this from grin there's nothing like that in the public service rules. You either retire spending the mandatory 35years in service (if you got the job early) or retire once you attain the age of 60.
Those that retires at 65 are teachers (recently approved) and tertiary institution workers while Professors retires at 70. I think Judges too retires at 70.
Travel › Re: The Hype Of These Abroad People Is Making Some Of Us Feel Less Achieved by larrypourl(m): 10:25am On Mar 10, 2023
ednut1:
https://www.nairaland.com/6210302/jamb-utme-2021-thread/34#102956996 this you? Wetin small pikin sabi
Not worth stressing yourself over. Still writing jamb or 100 level student sef grin
Autos › Re: Toyota Matrix 2004. SOLD by larrypourl(m): 8:47pm On Mar 07, 2023
Pictures of interior and engine bay.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Much Was Your First Salary And Which Year by larrypourl(m): 4:33pm On Mar 06, 2023
Sukkyy2010:
2008 there was Internet now, you'll say no social media. I can still recall that year I was using Nokia 2626. Download game sefan.ru, waptrick.com, sharemobile.com and lot more. Oh gone are those days I'm feeling nostalgic.
There was social media in 2008. I opened my current Facebook account 2008 when I got admitted to Uni. There was Facebook, Myspace, Instant Messanger abi na Yahoo messenger then. Even 2go was existing before 2008 sef, cos I remembered sharing our usernames during jamb coaching then grin Thank God for life sha
Politics › Re: 2023 Presidential Election Results From Polling Units by larrypourl(m): 4:35am On Mar 01, 2023
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Politics › Re: Jimoh Ibrahim Wins Ondo South Senatorial Seat by larrypourl(m): 6:00pm On Feb 27, 2023
leisuretym:
Harvard business school graduate.

a crook claiming to be a business man, he bought nicon during obj privatization programme , A National Insurance company, used it to collect loans from banks, liquidated the company and sell everything sellable in it, carry the loan taken from banks and run away.

No physical thing on ground, this guy bought pegout car from France with loan and shared it to graduates on interest under his company name of global fleet, many graduates fell prey, their salary was 220,000 and higher percentage of the salary was been deducted for the car loans, many of them were later put on probation and they lost their cars, the ones who made it out of the company with the car diverted into taxi Kabubkabu business ,
He’s a crook
That bank should be Bank PHB right? I used to trip for their staff then ehn...Pegout 307 design.
Politics › Re: Are We Too Hard On APC? What Did You Enjoy The Most In APC's 8-Year Rule? by larrypourl(m): 11:25am On Feb 24, 2023
madapcmod:
So loan is an achievement. Loan you will repay? Abi you don't know you can get same loan from microfinance Bank?
Don't compare microfinance bank interest rate to government agric interest loan. Whatever form of loan you get from MFB can never be compared with govt loans. Dem no bi same sir. MFB interest is killing. Government agric loans are given moratorium of 6months or more. Majority of those that got the Nirsal loans haven't started paying sef, that's if they'll even pay. I prefer thrift to any Bank loan sef.
Travel › Re: Do I Take This UK Job Or Go To Canada With My PR by larrypourl(m): 9:20am On Feb 23, 2023
JayGordon:
I was like 39/40 when I created profile and applied. I used second language to get points.

Age is a factor for sure but you can make it if you got language or rely on Provincial nomination, etc.
Thanks for the update
Travel › Re: Do I Take This UK Job Or Go To Canada With My PR by larrypourl(m): 12:03am On Feb 23, 2023
JayGordon:
Thanks. I used the Express Entry pathway. I and my wife did language tests.

If you do not mind me asking, why do you want to leave UK for Canada?
Quick one bro. Heard age is also a factor. Who was the primary applicant, you or wifey?
Agriculture › Re: Olam Nig Ltd by larrypourl(m): 12:42am On Feb 19, 2023
Drop the updated prices of your chicken feeds such as layers mash, starter, finisher, grower, etc
Agriculture › Re: Small Scale Poultry Farming In Nigeria To Make Millions (2023) by larrypourl(m): 11:48pm On Feb 18, 2023
JohnSamuel35:
You can make 1M every month with 500 layers just that it won't be the total profit at the end of each day after deducting expenses
Drop your analysis. 1m monthly without removing cost of feeds, medications and other running cost isn't even possible.
Agriculture › Re: Small Scale Poultry Farming In Nigeria To Make Millions (2023) by larrypourl(m): 11:47pm On Feb 18, 2023
OomaJ19:
The analysis is there and it is just for educational purposes to make decisions. However, the most important thing is the article can be a better guide.
The article is there and beautifully writter, Yes, but analysis is totally misleading due to the wrong facts stated. A writer should put out fact. That analysis can put intending farmers into debts and regrets.
Family › Re: Is 500k Income Really That Small?? by larrypourl(m): 8:29pm On Feb 15, 2023
Kelechi009:
Whatever OP spends in Abuja, I spend twice of that in Lagos. So things are really crazy, thats why you have to be careful when you come on Nairalabd, these people still live in the parents houses.
Well said. I no dey argue online oo, don't have that strength.
Family › Re: Is 500k Income Really That Small?? by larrypourl(m):
Kelechi009:
Poster, be careful of getting advise from people whom their parents are paying their rents or still living with their families. Your expenses is not over the roof at all, majority of people on the thread don't even stock up their own food, while some are living abroad. 60k utilities and 100k feeding can be looked into and reduced. Don't eat out as much as you would. You need to inform your parents & sibling that you earn way less than you think, therefore their monthly allowance can be reduced.
I like your submission. Things are really expensive now mehn. 1 Titus fish is over 1k and will be cut max into 4 pieces, sometimes 3 pieces sef. If he's to eat 3 meals daily, he'll be spending 30k monthly on fish alone, meat and chicken are even way expensive, you'll buy grains, beverages alone fit gulp 10k (Milo, coffee and milk), buy cereals, provisions (peanut butter, toothpaste, groundnut/cashew nut, cashewnut na 2k-2.5k and I fit finish 1 bottle within 3days, other provisions wey u go buy still dey). 6kg gas monthly is within 5-5.5k, what I do if fill 12.5kg for 9300 and use for 2months plus, a bag of pure water is 250-300 and can be finished within 2-3days. The truth is if we're to eat well, that 100k na just manage for a month, though you'll still have some food stuff spill over to the next month. I avoid beef now cos of the cost, too expensive. 3k beef no go pass 10 piece if dem cut am moderately, not big like party own oo grin. what I do is buy broiler and slaughter whenever fish don tire me. OP come dey stay Abuja join. Imagine op eating outside, he'd even spend more.
Feeding well is relative thou, so make everybody chop according to their pocket jare.
Agriculture › Re: Small Scale Poultry Farming In Nigeria To Make Millions (2023) by larrypourl(m): 7:17pm On Feb 12, 2023
Good analysis but practically you can't make 1m monthly from 500 layers. Even without removing their feeding cost, it's still not practicable now consider the feeding which gulps about 60-70% of running cost and see what's left.
Travel › Re: Trenches To Texas: A Story Of Courage And Perseverance Against Poverty by larrypourl(m): 1:09pm On Feb 06, 2023
wjames:
No be so oo baba. In 2019, i sold naija used corolla for 700k to 1.2m depending on the condition.Tokunbo na 1.8m to 2m. Muscle was 1.2 to 2m depending on the condition too.
Okay
Travel › Re: Trenches To Texas: A Story Of Courage And Perseverance Against Poverty by larrypourl(m): 9:58pm On Feb 05, 2023
henryadex:
I got a 2005 model UK for 850k January 2020 later converted to left hand drive
Good for you (maybe cos na righty and probably manual drive) got my 2001/2002 Corolla, naija used for 800k June 2019, was cleared from port according to the custom documents around Nov 2017, so it was less than 2years used in naija. It was sold at that price based on the relationship between myself and the seller (area brother shit). Other used neat ones I saw were close to 1m sef, was almost picking one up at Ibadan for 920k while Tokunbo was sold around 1.2-1.3m, almost same range with 1998-2001 camry. That car is almost 2m if not over today sef.

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