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Sex is a form of exercise ..... like anything else, MODERATION is the keyword here. Incase anyone is still curious or unsure, please get hold of that wonderful book: SEXERCISE yourself to health. It is worth reading. Lastpage! BTW: Funmi deserves what she gets... just like any woman who thinks her way only ...or the Highway. ![]() |
amuniiopz:Dont mind all these rabble-rousers jare! Everybody has coned onto the idea that "you just need to make some noise about suing Sahara reporters" and the evil you did, that was exposed, will be forgotten by the masses...especially the no-brain supporters of the clueless one. BTW: Did you notice that the useless Letter IS NOT DATED? That means the 3-day notice may start counting from february 14, 2050! ![]() Charge-and- Bail Lawyer that writes a NOTICE without putting date! Mr "Morckery", you need a better a Lawyer....at least you can afford one from all the money your thieving Oga gives you. Lastpage! |
maryamsexyok:WTF! The APC people are winning the race and you are advising me to keep smiling? Phuck....am NOT SMILING! .....really, am not smiling at all!! Does it look like its funny to you? No, l dont think so. #Jonathan is Sweating... Lastpage!
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ZACHIE:I keep asking this same question o! ![]() Everything he touches,...TURNS TO RUBBISH! Can you imagine that even "lowly Niger" is insulting Nigerian Military, just because of what this man has turned the military into (Election Riggers)? [quote author=Niger’s Defence Ministry]in an earlier statement said[b] its soldiers, unlike their Nigerian counterparts, do not run away in the face of battle with Boko Haram militants. “Our soldiers are not like Nigerians. They don’t run,”[/b] In series of tweets, the Nigerian Defence Spokesperson, Chris Olukolade, branded Nigerien soldiers “looters”, and accused them of providing fighters to Boko Haram.[/quote]This is what Mr. Clueless has turned this country into : The BUTT OF JOKES OF JUST ANY NATION.... even Nations like Chad, Niger, ..wey no even exist for Map! ![]() Otuoke, carry your Badluck commot for this country o! Dont play "Gbabo" on Nigerians or else, you end up inside "cage" like Gbabo. ![]() Lastpage! |
OKDnigeria:Dont mind them jare, l hear sef say "CHESUS CHRIST" sef don endorse the corruption master called Badluck Joonatan! ![]() Sai Joonatan until Bus drop you and Pajience at Otuokele! ![]() Lastpage!
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ascaris:Where is the GRIDLOCK last Monday.... or do we have more than ONE Lagos Mainland? I spent virtually the whole day on Lagos Mainland that particular day (Monday) as l have "functions" to transact there. This PD.Pigs can delude themselves, ehn... GRIDLOCK kooo, GRIDER-LOCK nii. BTW: Can someone remind Obanikoro to not forget to serve Sahara Rpters their Court summons for his Libel case (Using Army to Rig Election) because they have been waiting earnestly for it he "announced" it! We dont want it to die the same death that other PUBLICLY ANNOUNCED sues, like that against that FFKayode with diarrhoea of the mouth, was supposed to be servedwith , some months back (I never mentioned Bianca's name so dont start heaving and hovering like a Drone) ![]() Lastpage! |
Seun:A "SCAMMER'S" SMILE INDEED! "Plastic smile" ............as they call it. Give me that "Tunde Idiagbon" (Buhari's #2) who does not smile but get things done.... than this "ball-less" smiley who has ruined our economy beyond repair in just six years "Smile" without "Smartness" = ? CLUELESS-NESS! ![]() Lastpage! |
Happy Valentine to all our gallant Soldiers We wish you all "Sapety" and Love..... ...but it should not take almost one year to bring back those #Chibok girls now? I hope you will bring them back in the next sweet weeks as you promised when you jettisoned our proposed election [size=18pt]OTHERWISE...[/size]. ![]() Lastpage! |
Matthewbriggs:Is it not those same "old, end-of-life", abandoned locomotives" that were re-painted by GEJ? Maybe he should tell us why Nigeria should launch a NEW TRAIN that takes 33-Hours to travel from Lagos to Kano, a distance of just 1,200Km? ![]() Praising mediocrity is the bane of saTANOIDS joor. Lastpage! |
AmakaDNB:Dont worry about him! Its said that "Those whom the Gods are about to destroy niii......." ...They need more encouragement nii! ![]() Lastpage! |
CityNG:CityNG, I expect better from you. You mean "where you are located", if for any reason (l mean any reason), a Policeman is killed, the Police will DELIBERATELY OPEN FIRE AND KILL ANOTHER "INNOCENT 19 CIVILIANS" IN RETALIATION? While l will not subscribe to killing Policemen or anyone doing his legitimate job for that matter, .... killing the same people you are supposed to protect (l am referring to the extra "innocent 19" he promised to kill in retaliation) is not anywhere near the act of a civilised environment or sane humanbeing. Do those 19 deserve to die? What have they done except to be passing-by...and Mr. Mbu is in Would it not be nice if they were members of your family? ![]() What are the Courts for then? Where in the constitution is this foolish act captured or is this Police thug called Mr. Mbu writing his own laws just because he has a "job" to do in Lagos? Let's not be defining "good or evil", based on who is the perpetrator or the victim..... Tables could turn, you know. ![]() Lastpage! |
doctokwus:First, maybe Mr. Mbu should tell us what happened to the money budgeted for Police Uniform and other accessories like boots, belts, e.t.c It is ALWAYS STOLEN by the Police Top Brass like Mr. Mbu himself. So, to be putting officers in Cell just because they cant afford to dress proper;y, through no fault of theirs but that of thieving Cops like Mbu himself, is DOUBLE JEOPARDY! Now, this Mr. Mbu is Power-Drunk! As a Policeman, your DUTY is to "Serve and Protect the Public".... in all situations. As a Top Brass Policeman who has risen to the level of AIG (by hook or crook), l expect him to know that when the "Public" offends, your duty is to APPREHEND THEM AND HAND THEM OVER TO THE COURT FOR SENTENCING, IF FOUND GUILTY. To say "you will kill 20 Civilians for every Policeman killed during election Violence, show that Mr. Mbu is a total opposite of what a Policeman needs to be.... not to talk of an AIG! So, the same Policeman who swore to "serve and protect the Public", will actually turn hi gun on innocent civilians/public just because ONE of them killed a Policeman? The "innocent 19" that this THUG will kill could be you or me or our family members! Two wrongs never make a Right.... and a Police AIG is supposed to know better.... if he actually deserves the rank he is wearing! In saner climes, these thug will be in jail for that statement as he is obviously "an ever present danger" to the Public. President Jonathan needs to call this his "Attack Dog" to order before its too late. Coming to kill Lagosians, for "revenge killings" is not part of his remit! Ten thousand "Mbus" cannot intimidate Lagosians. Those who ride on the back of a Tiger, will end-up in the belly of the Tiger.... its just a question of "When" Lastpage! |
xklucvG:Okay, one of those ones being used as "Igbo-Slaves" to work on their Oiyel plantation! ![]() No wonder, lowest of the lowest ![]() Next time, l will notice not to even "take notice" of you this Otimkpu. ![]() Lastpage! |
xklucvG: ![]() Like they have been flogging your ancestors since 1963, abi? Hmmm... see this one that him and all his family members have been[b] CRYING ALL THEIR MISERABLE LIFE![/b] Dont worry, ...just dey wait! Till you enter grave. Omo'ale, Oni'pakoo pelebe! ![]() Lastpage! Scorpin Adekunle was the nemesis of these dimwits, fear of Awolowo gave dem ulcer, then they began to worry OBJ, causing indigestion.... now it is Tinubu that is giving them migraine! Yoruba 'feefle' sef, why una dey gif dis 'feefle' nightmares now? ![]() |
iiichidodo:Like Jonathan,.... like his brainless supporter! ![]() PD-Pigs in a Chinese Shop? ![]() Lastpage! |
seunmsg:Are you for real or just having a Nightmare? Where in the Op's post did you find the phrase IMPLICATING MESSAGES? Or so because he is married now, talking with the opposite sex has suddenly become Taboo? If his wife has a sense of insecurity .... which is something some people have and there is virtually nothing anyone can do about it, does that mean she has to SMASH HIS PHONE? ...and here you are asking him to "apologize because he is the wrong party? Abeegi, "woman wrapper" no be Love! Lastpage! |
charles009:That woman would ruin you beyond imagination! I just thank God for you for TWO THINGS! 1.) She showed her hand very early..... so you have time to adjust and recover ![]() 2.) You have not committed the mistake of taking her abroad ![]() A woman that has the audacity to SMASH HER HUSBANDS PHONE ..... for whatever was bugging her, is an accident waiting to happen. Thank God "Your Parents Prayers on you were not in vain". I suspect you dont have kids yet so PLEASE, for your own "Long Life", chuck out this violent woman that you mistakenly married. Take your time to look for a proper wife, one who will show understanding and decorum, even if she is unhappy with any action of yours. I am all for respecting one's wife and sticking together ....... but l am against this "man-manipulation and violence on men" as well Lastpage! |
Youths of nowadays sha! SMH So it is too much to "reason" that this has nothing to do with Pastor adeboye as there are thousands of people bearing that name "Enoch",............... with nothing to do with Pastor Adeboye? Various "local" names have been used by Coca Cola, in different climes. This marketing gimmick has been going on in foreign countries for up to three years now and is just catching up in Nigeria in the last few months. Lastpgae! |
kristisking:Looking at Buhari, at 72yrs..... and looking at Jonathan at 50yrs.... Who do you think is healthier? How will Jonathan look when he is 60, not even 70yrs? Maybe you should also compare Buhari's wife,.... to Jonathan's PEJ ![]() I guess when you feed on #1Billion and drink all those creek alcohol, you will worn out faster than your elders. ![]() Sai Buhari till PDP stops somersaulting! Lastpage! |
otokx:You sharp pass everybody! That PDP statement is what we call KISS OF DEATH! They just want it to look less obvious that it is their handiwork! .....but l can assure you "America will know"! ![]() In their desperation,, they are doing a lot fo things that appear weird! But then, Water don Pass Garri, at this stage. Lastpage! |
shadelek:You are blaming the U.S now..... but what was your reaction when "our President", was questioned about the level of corruption going on under his watch, and he responded: "$20 Billion? ...AMERICA WILL KNOW....... I say AMERICA WILL KNOW"! What has America got to do with corruption in Nigeria, where you are President? But ofcourse, he was saying "Since America has NOT published that gargantuan looting, it does not exist"! So, he sold us to America first, when it was convenient for him to use America as "defence" ..... but now that the same America is reminding him not to set the country on fire (because the country is bigger than his inordinate and desperate ambition).... they are beginning to get irritated..... just like every "would-be" dictator Govt in Africa. You cant eat your cake and still want to have it. Its not just America that is watching him, the whole "civilized world" is watching all this GOVERNMENT MAGIC he is journeying into. But let him remember that Power comes and go, Let him remember Charles Taylor, Yommy Johnson, Samuel Doe, Abacha and even more recent, Laurent Gbagbo who is in Prison right now, when he tried to set his country on fire just for personal selfish ambition not too different from what we are witnessing now in Nigeria Lastpage! |
I just love Eyeama, he demeanour is so humble yet his performance on the job is above par. Humility will make-up for your lapses, since no one is perfect. Enyeama is my guy anyday. Lastpage! |
@OP: Happy Married Life. What l like MOST about your post is that "You were honest enough to say MY RIGISTRY AND TRAD PICS"! Unlike some attention seekers who will post like a "third party", something like: "Pictures of a Nairalander Registry /Trad wedding" ...and never make any reference to the fact that it is theirs and they are the ones posting their own pics! Even LIB will post her Vehicle btu cannot own-up to be the one making the post, knowing that it sounds vain. ![]() Very fraudulent posts like that. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now that you are hitched, time to settle down and "work at it" because it ain't a bed of rose, ..all the time. But it is beautiful and l wish you wisdom, love and whatever it takes to make it work forever. Greet "Madam" for us, "gbeboruns" on Nairaland! ![]() Lastpage! |
jomoh:The Tape also have "wider implications" since if it is proved that "Koro" and his band of fraudsters were actually the ones on that Tape... 1.) It implicates PDP... as far as the President since only the President has the "powers" to force/move Top Military Commanders on "immediate leave"! So much so was said in the tape. 2.) It implicates Nigerian Army as an accomplice to Electoral fraud (treason) 3.) It implicates Governor Fayose as a fraud (I think l heard something about his election being challenged based on the exposee of that TAPE!) 4.) Eventually, Fayose would be removed by an Election Tribunal and his opponent installed as the legitimate winner Thus, l am sure filling that case by "Koro" is one of series of "pre-emptive moves" by those that rig our elections, to ensure all the baove doesnot happen. But the foolish part is to file the same case in New York knowing that PDP or Jonathan cannot bribe the Judges in New York the way they do Nigerian Judges (Remember the Oyo state case a few years back where the Judge, Andooka and the accused were negotiating "how much" to settle the case?). HE will be first requested to come over and if he still refuses (l have no doubt he will NEVER step into a New York court, knowing his antecedents), the case will be decided against him and he would be asked to pay damages ...if he still refuse to pay (though, paying under this very corrupt Govt will not be a problem but if Buhari wins, wahala don start be that)... he will be convicted and sent to court in absentia. Anytime he falls within "U.S Jurisdiction", he would be arrested and jailed. On the other hand, if Buhari wins, the U.S will simply make an extradition request.... "No Problemo", will be Buhari's answer! My Point is: This Court case is a BAD MOVE! Lastpage! |
SeverusSnape:This is the same Stewpidity ALWAYS exhibited by you PDP supporters. What is wrong...is ALWAYS WRONG, not minding who benefits. Now, Senators, Governors, Ministers have all defected to another party at one point or the other and NONE was deprived of his priviledge, as an ELECTED OFFICER. Personally, l think when you "defect to another party" you should loose your seat, ....the seat should be declared vacant and another election held to fill that seat. That happened in a U.K election late last year when an elected officer defected to UKIP.......and another election was held as his seat was declared "vacant"... though he still went ahead to win that same seat. BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED IN THIS JUNGLE CALLED NIGERIA because PDP was always the biggest beneficiary of "defection" (being the ruling party) ..and it has supported this illegality since. Now, imagine if it was this PDP Governor that defected to another party (say if PDP refused him a second term ticket). Will HE VACATE HIS SEAT or WOULD HE BE STOPPED FROM FINISHING HIS TERM AS GOVERNOR, ON THE PRETEXT THAT HE IS NOW IN THE OPPOSITION? When he now threatens his Deputy and wants to use "instrument of state to threaten his life" ...and you are here clapping for him probably simply because you dont like where the Deputy defected to, shows that you are yet to mature in your thinking faculties otherwise you would know that what the Governor is doing is called ABUSE OF OFFICE AND OFFICIAL POWER. If we dont let the Governor know that what he is doing is WRONG, in the future, the TABLES WOULD TURN...and a Governor will do the same thing and maybe it is the "President" that would come to support the Deputy to say "The Governor cannot sit on Council meeting" because he belongs to an opposition party. Abuse of Power should not be encouraged..... just on partisanship basis. That is not how to build "strong democratic structures in Nigeria". Lastpage! |
tellwisdom:You are badt! ![]() BTW: i will NOT advice anyone to do this sort of "Jacki Chan" when facing a loaded GUN! Probably those guys were just "petty thieves" with their "locally made Dane gun" that failed to go-off during the struggle even though the story said it was "corked"! If you try this kind of "Ninja" with those kind of Robbers that descended on Akoko in Ekiti State, a few weeks ago...... God help you ![]() Life is worth more than a few Naira, l think. Maybe some people's life are not sha. Lastpage! |
White007:So this is what Jonathan's "divisive rulership" has turned Nigerians into? No longer tolerant of one another's Religion or Language or tribe? We use to live together, even when we dont speak the same language or serve the same God.... but we lived together PEACEFULLY, RESPECTING EACH OTHERS RIGHT TO BE WHO YOU WANNA BE. But now that Jonathan has rallied Christians against Muslims and his Vice, Sambo has done Vice versa in the North, Now that Jonathan is busy bribing Christian leaders to print and distribute "Hate Pamphlet" against Muslims, in an effort to win Christian votes, now that Jonathan is arming Delta Millitants and Igbos, in preparation for War with the North and/or West of Nigeria, the above mind-set is what we get! But any wise person would ask themselves: Where are Jonathan's kids right now? ABROAD! If War finally breaks out, where would he and his family be? ABROAD, using our Presidential Jet! Who will be killed and destroyed? The MASSES! Fellow Nigerians, STOP going at each others throat, on the basis of Religion or Tribe or Party support. When they loot our money, they never asked whether the money is Christian or Muslim or whether it is Hausa, Igbo or Yoruba. After the election, Nigerians will still be here, suffering No Light, Poor Hospitals, Bad Roads, Poor Education, Unemployment, e.t.c So, whats the point? If you have any anger inside you, VENT IT ON THE JONATHAN'S GOVT THAT RUINED YOUR CHANCES..... NOT ON YOUR NEIGHBOUR. Vote Wisely! Vote-out this clueless Govt Lastpage! I Rep Christianity ...but l still "respect and tolerate" those who Rep Islam, its their choice |
wilsondave:[b]Calling Police and arresting the Parents is not a solution, it only compounds the problem! What you need to do is EDUCATE THE PARENTS ON WHY THEIR CHOSEN METHOD IS WRONG.... SHOW THEM WHAT IS ACTUALLY WRONG FOR A 3YR OLD NOT WALKING AND ASSURE THEM THAT THE PROBLEM IS ONLY TEMPORARY. ARREST AND JAIL IS NOT ALWAYS THE BEST SOLUTION TO FAMILY / PARENTAL ISSUES. Well...."America will know!...America will know!! Lastpage! |
Oildichotomy:Haaa, Mama Piss is still very popular o! ![]() *Our fellow Widows! *Ojukwu is dead but his MANHOOD lives on *We are no more Analog, now we are Digital *Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! (Sheds Crocodile Tears!) *Waving to Nigerians when getting-off the Presidential plane...like she is the President *Causing more embarrassment for Jonathan at every opportunity, especially in all the Eastern states ![]() *And many more "popular tins"......till she finally relocates to Otuoke Lastpage! |
firstEVA:Sorry if l appear "bitter"..... l just hate it when others try to spoil the dignity of others or influence them negatively! As per "Girls cheating you since 1960"? Forget that side, l am not a young man still running after girls.To be honest, l had my own "fair-share" of ladies before l met my wife and trust me, l was a "ladies-man" ......way back then. But when l made the decision to "settle-down", l stuck to my wife through thick and thin. It paid-off eventually and we have been very happy for decades now..... and l always wish the same happiness on the younger generation so when l see someone like that lady "talking shyte" and trying to mislead and lead others astray..... okay, l confess.....l get annoyed. ![]() Moreso, she was also lying just to get the lady to do what she wanted.[/b] what do we gain by leading others astray.....just because they came out with their problems? If she cheated on her man ...and got served back the same way (Karma is a biatch!), why must she want others to follow that same route? [b]You know there is something they say about a "drowning man"... Anyway, No Biggie. Its her life, l don talk my own and waka-pass. ![]() Lastpage! |
RuuDie:Dont worry RuuDie, Its a very long time ago now. Those were the days of ANALOG! ![]() Our first son should graduate from the University very soon. I am a very private person but l just shared my past experience to let that woman know that you dont have to follow the crowd and that "There is a reward for Uprightness..... especially if you meet the right person (applies to both sexes). Painfully, l am aware that "values and morals" are changing and going Southwards, despite the fact that Technological advancement has made things easier! Its a shame that we cant watch each others back..... like our Old School folks use to do. Cheers Bro. Lastpage! Sorry, Email addy is dead ![]() |
henrysam:So, after SIX YEARS..... ..all of a sudden TWO WEEKS TO ELECTION, this "clueless mor@n" starts depleting our National reserve at the rate of almost a BILLION DOLLARS/MONTH (CBN figures, Jan 6th to February 6th) by corruptly dishing out #10Million to some TANOIDS..... ....... and you call that development? Its nothing but the same corruption we are talking about.......Just trying to BUY THEIR CONSCIENCE and VOTE What was he doing all the past six years? By wasting our foreign Reserve (from $60 Billion when he took over, to now less than $20Billion, despite DAILY RECEIPTS FROM CRUDE SALES!), this guy is weakening our currency (so much so now that when he took over, it was $1 => #99; TODAY it is $1 => #215) and thus causing excruciating inflation in an "imported-dependent|economy like Nigeria. Really, you these "YIIBO guys" deserve an AWARD for cluellessness, like your Prncipal from Otuoke. ![]() Lastpage! |
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