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Politics › Re: White Man Arrested In Sambisa Forest!! by lastpage: 3:55pm On Dec 25, 2016
jmoore:
Our Army don't know the difference between Albino and white man.

Propaganda republic
Keep Quiet, Nobody or Human "Skin color" is "WHITE"!

Say Caucasian, Negroid, Asian, e.t.c


Just put a White Cloth beside him and compare!

inferiority Complex no go kill una sha.




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Crime › Re: Woman Allegedly Attacked By Husband's Mistress, OAP Divine Ighovie Cries Out by lastpage: 4:13am On Dec 25, 2016
dominique:
Lol, nothing irritates me more than women who beat each other up over a man that has no regards for them and women that make excuses for useless randy men. Imagine absolving her yeye husband by saying he was under voodoo. Now I see why men cheat, when they know their wives are busy praying for them and their side chicks are ready to kill for them *spits*
While l cannot categorically say that this particular man was under any spell but if you think some women to go to such length, you need to just hand around some areas where you have these Alfa/herbalist/diviners operate and see the calibre of women who come around there, some with company cars and driver, wanting to "voodoo" something or the other!

Most are doing it to tie down the destiny of a man, maybe somebody's husband.

All those men that can eat any food prepared with Snail and shrimps, ehn!

There is God, there is Good, there is Satan and there is Satanism!
Only ignorant people think otherwise o
. undecided undecided



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Crime › Re: Woman Allegedly Attacked By Husband's Mistress, OAP Divine Ighovie Cries Out by lastpage: 4:07am On Dec 25, 2016
Laveda:
Can we see pictures? Cause I don't understand all these cut and join stories.

If this Divine truly did this, she should be punished mercilessly..

But then, wetin carry your husband go find mistress? undecided All these waka waka men... Yeah tell me he went for a job. undecided
And to imagine the stewpid husband could not even find a good mistress, na this thing that looks like an over-fed TOAD, with shapeless body-forms, na im he go carry come dey use cause trouble?

If person go chop toad, find better one with eggs now? huh huh

Thunder fire that your husband for me!

As for you Divine or what are you called, no need to hide, The Police is your friend! Come out and say your own story




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Politics › Re: Court Orders Suspension Of Patience Jonathan's Accounts In Several Banks by lastpage: 3:58am On Dec 25, 2016
kassy777:
If this thread is true, then I have alot of hope for this woman because avengers can read and write too.
They will never sit down and watch Buhari openly maltreat her because, she is from the south south. Buhari should froozen all the accounts of all the past first ladies and label them as proceeds from crime monies.
Hian! shocked shocked shocked

See what comes out of the brain of an average Niger Delta "Yoots"!
grin grin

So, you think Avengers are the first and only set of criminals to try the resolve of the Nigerian Govt?
See useless threat! grin


Abeg, park well!



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Politics › Re: Court Orders Suspension Of Patience Jonathan's Accounts In Several Banks by lastpage: 7:39pm On Dec 23, 2016
pchukwudi:
Silly writer. EFCC's officials are now high court Judges. Dumb heads.

Edit:

huh huh huh huh
Mynd44 how could you put this crap on frontpage so soon? No particular court or judge was named in this poo, yet you guys rushed to push it to frontpage. Why on earth are you so subjective?
Hahahahaa!

So, you did not see the part where it was written that a Federal High Court Judge issued the Freezing order?

See how corruption has made you BLIND! shocked shocked

Tell, which work did this Patience Goatluck Jonathan do, to have over #5 Billion Naira and counting?

Be honest and think about the children, the orphans, the widows, the unemployed, e.t.c that are suffering as a result of the brigandage and mindless looting of people like Patience!




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Islam › Re: Men Praying At Home Without Excuse by lastpage: 7:27pm On Dec 23, 2016
mmsen:
So if someone said 'maybe we should burn down your home for not going to church' you wouldn't be concerned? You wouldn't take that as a threat?

Just Imagine? huh huh

THREAT OF VIOLENCE........... is a CRIMINAL OFFENCE!

There are other non-violent ways to show "importance and emphasis" on what one is saying.
These guys should Stop justifying EVIL

Its is such careless statements of violence that "followers" seize-upon to wreck havoc on other innocent people.





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BTW: Stop removing posts that dont agree with your views.... its another example of your level of intolerance amongst other religions.
Crime › Re: Photos Of Undertakings Signed By Naijagistlive Sisters, Remanded In Prison by lastpage: 7:08pm On Dec 23, 2016
unclezuma:
grin grin grin grin
I hope LINDA IKEJI is "on Notice", as well....



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Properties › Re: ,, by lastpage: 11:39am On Dec 23, 2016
Ytechconst:
Thanks my brother.... And thank for your observation regarding the gas cylinder... I have plan to caged it so that it will be out of children's reach.

As regards the toilet door. Its Aluminium fabricated my my Aluminium guy. Its around 25k each.
More grease to your elbow


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Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by lastpage: 11:36am On Dec 23, 2016
No need to wonder! There are better things to do with one's brain and time! grin grin

YOUR Opinion!

MY Opinion!!

They dont have to agree or align.
That is why we are ADULTS!
Capable of individual thoughts, reasoning and actions.

Why most of you still think it is RIGHT that l MUST follow your reasoning, despite being warped and illogical IMO, still bothers me? huh huh

I am not saying you'all should not hate anyone or thrash him or arrest him or even avoid him. THAT IS YOUR RIGHT!

But it is non of my business!
I make decisions based on WHAT I THINK............ not what YOU'ALL THINK!

By now, everybody who does not agree with me should mind their business, ignore my mention and face front!
That is not a reason to fight, it just means we are MINDING OUR OWN BUSINESS.

The thread can have "Peace" without everybody being a hypocrite or suffering herd mentality.
U dont abuse me, l dont abuse You. SIMPLE!!


Just ignore my mention and keep talking BUILDING!
Is that too hard to grasp or do?




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BTW: Where is that peodophile @DrGoodman ? Come out now and let me dispatch you finally. grin grin
Car Talk › Re: 7 Useful Car Accessories Under 6k Naira by lastpage: 11:25am On Dec 23, 2016
GogetterMD:
The car sleeping alarm was designed for me cry
Dont get too excited about it!
it will alarm ONLY if your head drops down.

I have seen people sleeping, with their head "straight-Up", like they are counting stars!
grin grin grin grin




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Politics › Re: Release Nnamdi Kanu Now, Ekweremadu Tells FG, Says He Has No Problem With Buhari by lastpage: 11:16am On Dec 23, 2016
bestpunterever:
useless region? That is y yah brothers are always migrate to southwest 2 av means to their needs, nd ur sisters occupied 95percent of d brothels in southwest, av bleeped yah sisters in Ondo's brothels, Osogbo's brothels, Lagos's brothels... I always patronizes yah sisters with condom everywhere I go in southwest cities... Instead of u guys to show appreciation, u keep shouting brown roof brown as if yah own region is UNITED STATE... U dis idiots.
Go and look at MAJORITY of those queuing for Lagos State Rice, in Lagos, right now!

You will think we are at Onitcha or Umahia, the way Yiibo people dey rush the Rice. shocked shocked
Yet they have Governors and the Ekweremadus in their South East, who cant feed them!
grin grin

But they are very quick to abuse Yorubas and other tribes!
Make una kontinue, u hear!




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Politics › Re: Release Nnamdi Kanu Now, Ekweremadu Tells FG, Says He Has No Problem With Buhari by lastpage: 11:08am On Dec 23, 2016
duni04:
Please stop spreading false information. Nobody is unlawfully detaining Kanu. He's being accused of treasonable felony. Treasonable felony is not a bailable offence. Justice John Tsoho denied him bail, Justice Nyako also denied him bail. Even when Kanu appealed to the Federal Court of Appeal, the appeal panel upheld the ruling of the Federal high court denying him bail. Kanu has multiple passports and dual citizenship and is thus a flight risk.
If you love Kanu so much get him a good lawyer, not those quacks that keep fighting themselves over who will represent Kanu in court.
GBAM! x1000
Politics › Re: Release Nnamdi Kanu Now, Ekweremadu Tells FG, Says He Has No Problem With Buhari by lastpage: 11:05am On Dec 23, 2016
GreatNegro:
Ekweremandu is the man of the people. I realy love him. Always representing the interest of Igbo's.
Why cant Ekweremadu go and release the Nnamdi Kanu?
Its easy to issue "chest-thumping" ultimatums, in the confines of his village! grin grin

I would expect him, as the Deputy Senate President (by FORGERY ofcourse) to issue a dealine on the floor of the Senate!

Let us then see if Buhari will not put him in the same Kudje Prison that Nnamdi is languishing.

BLOODY COWARD!


No be only 'release' kanu, na ejaculate Kanu!
grin grin grin grin

Come and release the terrorist, on charges of HIGH TREASON , make we see now. undecided




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Politics › Re: Ribadu's excesses, not me, removed him from office - James Ibori by lastpage: 10:20am On Dec 23, 2016
GoldEnyong:
Ibori is one of the most outstanding criminals Nigeria has ever produced as politician. It's only in Nigeria people like him can still have a voice to say something and even mention the name of Ribadu.
Just like Saraki, Ibori has always been a thief!
He stole when he was a Wickes Till Operator in London, back then before he went into politics.

Stealing is in his blood and he will die a thief
Such persons dont have any iota of shame


But he is also a representative of the majority of Politicians we have in Nigeria.




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Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by lastpage: 2:33pm On Dec 22, 2016
Yea, l quarrel with all "whining babies" and fraudsters! tongue tongue tongue

Bring it on or go to Court.

Criminals whine ........while real men take their grouse to COURT
undecided undecided




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PS: Just watch as the Rodents/Vermins begin to assemble themselves, with their fake user i.d.'s
Politics › Re: Ribadu's excesses, not me, removed him from office - James Ibori by lastpage: 2:31pm On Dec 22, 2016
ubergold:
Ladies and Gentlemen and thats how James Ibori re-enters Nigeria's politics
I hope the serial thief and ex-convict will just STFU!

He is still under house arrest and will appear in court next month, in London.


Shameless Thief, Elelwon, Oleeeeeee!!



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Politics › Re: Damaged Electric Pole At Arab Traffic Utako, Abuja: Awaiting Disaster (Photos) by lastpage: 2:25pm On Dec 22, 2016
Jeffboi:
I don't think the light is from my phone oh, I took the pictures with bb10, I took the pictures yesterday, I saw the red light this morning
The red light is real, its not from your phone Bruh! grin grin

It is usually attached as a warning sign, to electric cables that can present a danger to low-flying objects like Helicopters.

it ia attached tot he cable so as to alert anyone/anything that is lying close.

Imagine if a chopper was judt flying and get caught-up in the high tension cable?
na to burn finish be that!

I hope PHCN would act immediately before that Pole crashes and T. B Joshua will say he saw CIA Drones hovering above it! shocked shocked



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Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by lastpage: 1:43pm On Dec 22, 2016
If the below is what this scallywag that calls himself a "Doktoar" can post, l dont want to ever be a Doctor in real life! grin grin

The nincompoop is a BIG FRAUD!

he cant even stand by his own post!
shocked shocked grin grin

Maybe he has been lying to a woman in the romance section and defraudung her of money, now that we are about to expose him, he quickly deleted all his post! grin grin

The "prostitute-seeking Goat" is busy deleting ALL his old Post! shocked shocked shocked grin

Funny that it is the very, very fraudulent people that come here to shout Fraud!

Omo'ofoo! Go and register more monikers and call and spew rubbish here
Like l care about what y'all think?





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Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by lastpage: 1:06pm On Dec 22, 2016
DrGoodman:
I know you are not man enough to quote and reply me directly, as a coward you clearly are, you make mention of vermins grin grin grin

But show a little decorum with the leftover of your peanut sized brain and keep off my mentions or this page can bleed from now till thy kingdom come, trust me, you dont wanna take a roll with me cheesy cheesy

You are the one clearly crediting yourself with fooolery here, the amount of fuckkery you spew will make a cesspit jealous of your foul manners.
Who is this low-life injecting himself into my mention?
My response was not directed at you yet you jump at it like a deranged scumbag!
Go and hang yourself now, if the matter pain you reach that level! grin grin

This Cockroach is certainly as l described him! A VERMIN!!
I can smell them from a mile!



*Registered on October 17, 2016! grin grin
*Created just one topic and quickly deleted it!
*Deleted all his previous post as well? shocked shocked

YOU ARE CERTAINLY A FRAUD!

How can l be man-enough for an ordinary internet tw@t like you? I dont do whinning babies or did they not tell you?
You want someone to engage you so you can vent your frustrations out abi?

Oya, vent and let us hear you, nor be today!

You are a learner and just want to appear relevant!

Anyway, since the trending word now is "Honorable Obiaghon" grammar level, l will let you show some color so they can be fooled that you are educated! grin grin
The dolt even added "Doctor" to his moniker! Sorry o, Dokita of fraud! grin grin

Abeg swerve, l dont have time for brainless minions like you.
Weyrey!
grin grin





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Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by lastpage:
I read the above and had to withdraw my post.
Seems you have made up your mind about what to think.... hence I DONT GIVE A HOOT! tongue tongue


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Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by lastpage: 12:40pm On Dec 22, 2016
bfire:
Are you promoting this unrepentant thief or you are acting as
a friend who sees nothing wrong in all of the evil this guy has
perpetuated

Your constant acknowledgement of him suggest that you have
a bond to defend him irrespective of what others feel.

This attitude of yours will impart negatively on your reputation.

See how fastshipping deliberately distanced himself; that's what
you need

This is my own opinion and advise.
Sir, Let me be very 'brief' with you:

1. I dont call someone a thief, if they have not stolen from me or they have not been convicted of stealing in a court of law. I just dont call people a thief simply because others said so. I was hoping his current trial will out doubts (positive or negative to rest) but until then, l will give him the benefit of doubt. I just dont roll with the crowd.

2.) I am matured enough to know that when two people go into a business transaction (like build me a house and l would pay you x-amount), if there are disagreements, of whatever kind, the best place to resolve it is either between themselves or in court.............. not in a mob-style, lynch-him, on Social Media.
You can see the example of the man who took him to a Law Court, and l applaud that move so much. Let the Courts decide. Most Nigerians are too emotional, instead of being practical.

3.) That l do not join you or others to condemn someone does not mean l am "defending him", .........it simply means "l am being my own man, using my own brain and making my own decisions as to how to treat the person". You will at least agree with me that l reserve that right?

4.) I do not subscribe to the "undue pressure" people mount on others here, just to 'go with the flow' and do as others are doing! I think everyone should be able to make up their minds as to how they want to relate with anyone here. I have seen a 'grown-up man" capitulate under pressure, just to satisfy those who think they make the rules around here! That is very annoying to me and no amount of pressure will change my position. The only thing that can change my views is hard evidence and conviction at the appropriate Courts,.... not Mob Justice!
I will treat Brabus the same way l would treat anyone here (with respect, friendliness and fairness), until they dupe me or are convicted of duping someone else, by an competent authority.

5.) Finally, When l registered on Nairaland, nobody knew. I did not register with someone in mind. I did not register to make friends or enemies. I did not even have to register with my real name (just like all of you!). So, l have no personal connection to ANYONE on Nairaland, past what we do here anonymously.
The issue of RESPECT and REPUTATION is infantile for an anonymous moniker (no matter how anyone feels about the monicker @Lastpage! ). It is only important to those who want to 'make a life' out of Nairaland, build their personality on Nairaland affiliates and obtain their respect from nairaland!
All those things dont apply to me! I have a 'real life, real respect, real life reputation that would be the envy of many!
If my anonymous moniker has "reputation and respect" (as some people say! not me!!), how much more my real life personality? grin grin huh Think about it for a second.

I have said it times without number that l should be "viewed" like that Mallam that opens the gate in your street or polish your shoe (shoe-maker)
I dont want anyone calling me Oga/Sir/Daddy or respecting me beyond the usual "courtesy" of a complete stranger!

I dont know anyone here (in real life), not even Brabus! So, why should l forgo my principles, just to please strangers, on things l dont believe in?


The bottom line is this: Dont l have the right to believe that EVERYONE/ANYONE is INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY?
Has anyone offered me irrefutable PROOF of Brabus guilt?

Even the Courts, Lawyers, Judges and other members of "advanced society" do believe in that

For example, some said he used his Bus to steal building materials, yet NO EVIDENCE of him doing so is offered? Am l so dunce as to swallow such?
Even myself has been alleged to "share" in money paid to Brabus, l have been called a fraud, have been called Brabus, Commonsense101, e.t.c ...without a single PROOF being offered yet most folks here "swallowed it"!
Is it not someone who came here recently after the Dec 15 court appearance, to say "Brabus is in jail, l saw it with my own eyes"!
Has that not turned out to be a lie?

If most of his accusers can defame me, lie against me (and l know, just as they know they are lying), why should l believe them, about Brabus, if they dont offer me irrefutable proof?

Just think about it for a minute.

I think people who want to make/keep enmity with Brabus are FREE to do so! Its their right.
But do they have the right to tell me to "Do as they are doing"?

The right to self-determination is fundamental and people should grow-up and learn to respect the right of others to think independently.
I am writing all these out of courtesy as l dont have to defend my position to anyone but just so people can understand my "point of view" (not saying they should "accept" my point of view, .....which is their prerogative!)

I am not supporting Brabus, l am not defending him and at the same time, he is not my enemy and l have NOTHING against him so, l will as before continue to interact with him, as l do with others here.
Whomsoever does not like that can keep away from me (as in ignore my mentions).
That is your right and we dont have to fight over that or derail the thread over that.


Kappish?



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BTW: I think l am the only one here who constantly admonishes him to be of better behaviour, to be honest and be humble, for his name and his children, many, many times! Show me a single post where anyone has done that. Is that a bad thing to do?
Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by lastpage: 11:56am On Dec 22, 2016
abunafiu:
Thinking of a fence.
Barbed wire fence, wired mesh fence etc... Any benefit over traditional block fences. Since I prefer see through fences and want to cut cost Atleast for now.
Kindly advise accordingly.
OBJECTIVE: Fence, to keep out RODENTS (Human and Animal), Maintain privacy of Abode
CONSTRAINTS: Cost, to keep cost to a minimum while achieving set objective; Area seems isolated, All four sides need to be done

Options: Barb Wire: Cost effective but will not keep out a determined intruder, especially when you are not around
Wired Mesh: Cost effective too, but even less effective against a determined intruder
Blocks: Costly to fence all around, wastage of funds if it is going to be temporary

Suggestions: Do a hybrid/combination of the above.
Since it is temporary, a few coaches of Block work at the base, use Wooden stilts to hold spiked barb-wires interwined into the Mesh wire or just a length of iron rod (Y10/12). Human predators are known to not like being spiked/scratched..

Hardening of Option:
Since you are on Solar, (which means you can afford power 24/7), Electrifying the iron mesh/barbed wire fence when you are not around, is an option which can prevent people from trying to jump it (Just put a Big Sign there).
You can also get the very BIG Camera (for visibility) at the Four Corners, even if they are just empty Casings! Your Solar can power it (or just a single one with Camera, located at a height where it cant be vandalized).

Such Camera (real) can be monitored over your phone and do install Bull Horns (Horn Speaker, again using your constant power source advantage!).
All you need do is watch your property on your phone from anywhere and when you notice an intruder (motion detection alert), just enable two-way communication over your monitoring system and shout over the Bull Horn Speaker: You are being watched and 'remotely' recorded, SARS is on their way if you dont disappear from that property right now.

Trust me, any average intruder will leave quietly and very quickly, when they hear that from no-where.
grin grin
I have done it (design and operate) so l am speaking from experience.
Ensure you have a BIG SIGN letting people know that the property is being remotely monitored.
Once in a while, make some noise to let them know it is real (Who is that Man in green shirt? What do you want? Please leave NOW!!

The above is a solution, a comprehensive one that builds on what you already have, achieves your set objective and does not impose too much additional cost on you. It make look far fetched to some but trust me, its not as expensive as we think.[/b]

But if cash is real tight, Just do a barb-wire fence round, with 3-4 coaches of Blocks from ground.
Then invest a few Naira (about 20-30K) ia real bad-arze Dobberman/Alsatian Dogs!
Humans dont like big, aggressive Dogs and would rather avoid them


Two Dogs (always hungry and tied down to make dem really crazy! grin ) and the Barb wire will teach any intruder (not gun-carrying intruder sha) the fear of God.


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PS: you can fine-tune the ideas to your pocket.

Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by lastpage: 11:20am On Dec 22, 2016
n3xt:
@ lastpage, I'll go with option 2 above. Trial starts Feb 6, 2017

In Nigeria, you must cook up a story for your case to hold water.

First, it was SARS vs Brabus. When nothing happened, they petitioned AIG that I bribed officers.

Second, when AIG couldn't get a resolve, the police throw the case to court.

So you're believing stories of those who does not even know the name of the magistrate or the date of the trial. Abeg!

Thank you for your fatherly and brotherly advice and support. I remain strong!


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I'm outta here for the Christmas. I don't want this to derail a peaceful thread. I just need to say my Christmas greetings to you all.

Peace!
Thank you! Appreciate!!


The vermins are already crawling out of the woodwork, with various monikers we have never seen here before! undecided undecided

Let's keep the thread alive and peaceful before they derail it for another ten pages!




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BTW: People should stop "crediting themselves with stewpidity"!
If by now anyone claims NOT TO have read all these negative stories about Brabus and still goes ahead to transact business with him behind our backs, without doing DUE DILIGENCE, only to come here and whine, thunder fire that person! angry angry
I can understand for the previous people but henceforth, l dont want to hear Brabus-this, Brabus-that!
There are at least five other Builders on this thread alone, why must you all still be looking for Brabus, abi na by force?
Something fishy must be going-on.
Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by lastpage: 10:51am On Dec 22, 2016
n3xt:
@ lastpage, by now you should know who's behind the monicker brabusintl. It shouldn't take you so long. Ask the monicker to mail you na or respond to previous communication?

Anyway, let him entertain you some more!

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

I'm good and doing konko below!

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My email address and WhatsApp number is intact if you wanted to reach me.

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Let the learning continue sirs/mas. I missed you guys. I no even remember my userid and password again grin




Hibernation mode restored.
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I did not see this before l replied above!

Honestly, l am getting confused a lil'bit on this.
I "honestly" thought it was you Bosun, that owns that user i.d.
I was even replying it like l was chatting with you and it was replying me like it was you!
Infact, l was about arguing with @Fastshipping when he opined that it was a fake one set-up by 'you-know-who', but l just chilled.

Cheesux!

Anyway, l am happy you are doing good.
Please do good, always do good .............and let your light so shine so that "men" will give glory to your father in heaven.

Merry Xmas and a Happy New year to you, your family and all other friends on this thread (including enemies wey dey call me fraudster sef!) grin
grin




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Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan : I Am Under Pressure To Contest For Presidency In 2019 by lastpage: 10:12am On Dec 22, 2016
Goatluck Jonathan: However, Jonathan said he is not thinking of contesting for now, as he believes he has done his best for the country while in service and believes his successor(s) would continue from where he stopped.
math2001:
God forbit.. NObody should allow Goodluck Jonathan to contest, INEC should disqualify him, on the basic of national security.
Please Sir, Mr. Goatluck Jonathan (a.k.a Mr. Clueless), l want you to have a change of mind; I want you to contest in 2019! i take God beg you.

I am sure a lot of people are already swearing for me right now but hear me out, on why l want that he-Goat to contest again in 2019:

1.) he will need to campaign and by so doing, he would have to bring-out some of the money he has looted (directly and through proxies), and spend it in the economy. That will be a bost for the economy.

2.) Maama Piss will also have to spend some of her looted funds while regailing us with those "gbagaun" grammar of hers. Since she left, Aisha has been "too posh" for our liking and we need a little comedy, in this difficult times, where best to get it than from that fat, kleptomanic, barrne bag of shyte called Mama Piss?

3.) In contesting Sir, l also pray that PDP will adopt you as there Presidential candidate (I know parties like Labour and KOWA are not that stewpid! ). Only PDP has the capacity to "surprise us" with such adoption. When and if they do, it means l will have to ask Buhari to step down and allow me to contest as the APC candidate because even my Bingo will win any election against Dumbo Goatluck!

4.) Finally, it is easy to form "yampion" when you are a President during global Oil boom when Oil was trading at $100 - $120 / Barrel.
I want Jonathan to be President when Oil is like $25/Barrel so that his flatinosis up there can feel the vibe and see "real recession".
That way, the equation will be balanced.
Currently, it is unfair to compare Buhari's Govt to Jonathan because both are operating are opposite end of the financial purse.

Buhari - Very low Oil price, Destruction of Oil infratsructure by Jondaft's agents, poor Naira value/exchange rate, very High debt profile, e.t.c
Goatluck Jonathan - Very High Oil prices, stable political and operating environment, almost Nil debt, High Foreign Reserve, , High naira exchange value, e.t.c.

I know Jonathan likes to live in a fool's paradise, l know he pays people to praise him (SaTANoids, Channels TV (digitalisation money), Rivers Yoots, IPADs, e.t.c) but l never knew he actually believe-in ..........the "sycophantic, praise-singing" that he paid for!

That man's foolishness is legendary!




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Jonathan for PDP-2019! let us start the campaign please grin grin
Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by lastpage: 9:17am On Dec 22, 2016
n3xt:
Seasons Greetings!



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I got no gist bro other than the Prosecution Lawyer seek out of court settlement. If you're in my shoes, what will you do?
Seasons greetings to you and your family as well.

The bolded above is very different from the story one of your traducers who said he was at the Court hearing, brought to the house!

let me quote it here, as l dont like "dem say".

back2sender:
When are pictures allowed to be taken in court? Is that not an offence on its own.
Anyway i was in court my office is just 50 naira transport to to the court premises, The judge also mentioned the sanctity of the court premises needs to be respected hence no picture taking is allowed.
On the case it self, nothing personal but the accused is still remanded and the case adjourned. This is all i can say for now, this is end of the year and i have goals am trying to get over, no time for roforofo fight.
Now, who we go believe?

But then, like l pointed out before, if you were in jail, you wont be posting on Nairaland now? thats a no-brainer! undecided
This is how people lie and mis-inform others who follow them like sheeple!
angry angry
I am always after the TRUTH about any issue.
Why come here to lie?
Anyway, its there way of life, nor be today we know them.

That is by the way.
@Brabus: with regards to the bolded in your post, it is still not clear to me, what they want to 'settle out of court'?

The allegation was that of "stealing #5M".
If you say l stole your money, it is either l actually stole it or l did not.
if l did, you would successfully prosecute me in court, with consequences.
Even if there is a lack of "actionable evidence", the best that can happen is that the Judge will throw-out the case, for lack of evidence and l am discharged and acquitted.

If on the other hand, l did not steal your money and was wrongly accused, the Judge will discharge me as NOT Guilty.
It then follows that l can sue the plaintiff for wrongful accusation and slander/defamation of character and thus claim damages!

So, l am wondering where the idea of "settling out of court" came into this one?
Are you paying back #5M, as a sort of out of court settlement (in which case, your liability would have been established, a-priori)

Was the Suit itself WITHDRAWN by the Plaintiff? On what grounds and with what conditions attached?
If that is the case, then l have a feeling this has nothing to do with "Stealing #5M" as alleged.


I am just sad that a lot of negative publicity was given to the stealing #5M story (even before a conviction was got!), especially in these days when "digitalisation of documents" will ensure that even your grand-kids read that story!

The proper thing would have been for them to retract the story that Bosun DID NOT steal #5M as alleged and give it the same or even more publicity

You know, Good name is more valuable than Gold and people like me dont take it kindly when you tarnish my "real family name".



*** if l am in your shoes, what would l do? ****
Well, that will depend on if l actually commit the alleged crime (stealing #5M) or not:

1.) If l did, l would quickly do as the Bible advised: Settle with your accuser before matter gets to Court before a Judge. I will repay what l stole, seek forgiveness and seek God's deliverance from the spirit of Oole! But then, in this scenario, l cant be you or anybody 'cos stealing is a taboo, where l come from. You rather die than steal, No stories!

2.) If l did not commit the offence, walahi, heaven go fall o!
I will first prove my innocence in a court of Law. I will stop at nothing until l am declared innocent! There will never be a settlement out of court EXCEPT the accuser comes out openly on NTA to apologise for soiling my name and pay "a small" restitution which l will donate to the orphanage.
If the accuser cannot do a public apology and is strong-headed, once my innocence is proven, l will counter-sue for hundreds of millions of Naira.
The damages l will receive will be used, among other things, to appease other family members who share that surname with me because in my own family, if you soil the surname (especially with stealing!), the whole family will declare WAR on you!
I warn my own children a lot about this. You bring Public disgrace to our family name, we disown you.
SIMPLE!


So, there you go, as to your question.


Anyway, Fingers-crossed





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PS: I can understand if you dont want to spill the beans here and give "grass to cattle" but you know where l stand generally, as regards consistency and fairness to all concerned.
Eti'toba gbo'alo, .....oye'kogbo abo undecided
Politics › Re: James Ibori Holds Prayer Session In His London Home After His Release. Photos by lastpage: 8:12am On Dec 22, 2016
informant001:
Former governor of Delta State, Chief James Onanefe Ibori -was spotted in an elated mood after his release from a prison. Ibori was sentenced by a United Kingdom court to prison for 13 years and served out his term on Tuesday. A praise and worship session was held on arrival at his home in London.

Delta State Speaker of the House of Assembly, Monday Igbuya in snapshot with James Ibori.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/12/james-ibori-holds-prayer-session-in-his.html
Oju'Ole ree.... Ooole!

All these Tewon'des that hold Thanks Giving!
Shameless Rogues like this one and Bode George!



Let me guess, he would be given a fresh Chieftancy Title and elected Senator in that part of Nigeria where coruption and them is like 5 & 6!




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Politics › Re: Buhari Moves To Sack SGF Babachir Lawal, Gets Likely Replacements - Naij.com by lastpage: 4:10pm On Dec 21, 2016
AfonjaStinks:


Confused soul

He's busy sacking people because they didn't do their jobs, what will he do to himself because apparently he's not doing his job also.

He promised to stop hunger in the zombie community

He failed to invite the zombies (omenka, beremx, Ngeneukwenu) to his daughter's wedding

He promised to import grass for his cows for 9000 billion naira but he ended up using only 500 million naira, we want him to use all the 9000 billion naira to import grass for the presidential cows

He promised to make $1 to be 5 naira

Give free food to school children

Provide 24 hour electricity

Build good roads

Provide health care

Please, tell me which one he has accomplished

Meanwhile, his zombie followers are dying of hunger and he don't wanna do anything about it

This recession is really affecting your brain..........aside the Flatinosis problem! shocked shocked shocked



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Politics › Re: James Ibori Released From Prison by lastpage: 3:09pm On Dec 21, 2016
agboghai:
Ibori remain the best governor to have ruled delta state. Agreed, he stole, but show me that politician who is not a thief. What matter is how your governance better the life of the common man. [/b]That was what Ibori was when he was a governor. The developmental status of delta state left when he left. This show you how influential he was even in jail. Anybody living in delta state knows this. Ibori went to jail not because he stole just like his fellow politicians but because he fought with the power that be then (jonathan)
[b] So looting the state treasury that is meant to develop the infrastructures like Roads, Hospital, School, Industry, Agriculture, Electricity, e.t.c is now the Ibos definition of "bettering the life of the common man"? shocked shocked huh huh

I weep for this generation, especially from the South East!




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Politics › Re: James Ibori Released From Prison by lastpage: 2:24pm On Dec 21, 2016
niteduff:
I hope people wont start celebrating him, because it seems the only thing we celebrate in Nigeria is corruption and corrupt people. Anyway, I wish him well.
He is from Delta state and of PDP, right?

People from the East have Fayose, FFK and many rogues as their role model.

So, if Ibori rreturns, you can bet they would celebrate him, because they have a pact with mediocrity, corruption and ignorance!

Welcome chairman, hope those hunks in Prison did not ram you in the arze too much?

Tewon'de for President shocked shocked...... of Biafra, ofcourse!
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Politics › Re: EU Parliamentarians Demand Release Of Nnamdi Kanu, Others- Thisday by lastpage: 2:17pm On Dec 21, 2016
jomoh:
I stoped reading when I saw the bolded.


Which Nigerian court aquited him?


Some charges were dropped and he was rearranged on other charges on which he has frustrated few judges out of his case by refusing them.


Misinformation like this is the main reason why Nnamdi Kanu will not be freed anytime soon.

First it was the UK parliamentarian that wrote the UK parliament about the plight of his constituent(Kanu). We never heard anything tangible after that inspite of the fact that he is a UK citizen. He was only contacted about how he was fearing in the Nigerian prison and he replied that he had it under control. Since then we've not heard anything from the UK government. Maybe because they've heard the charges against him.
Leave these guys to it!
They like to live in self-delusion!

Before we know it now, Dilector would have finished his "first term" in Kudje Prison and get re-elected for another Term..... while they keep crying to Mogehrini of the E.U! grin grin grin

Just go to the E.U or USA and threaten to bring down the Government and see if they wont declare you a Terrorist!
Which is exactly what Nnamdi Kanu did in Nigeria.
No country takes a Treason for granted.


Kanu will rot in prison..... unless Nigeria can produce a flatinosis-headed President to pardon him, if he were still alive by then
It never happened in the last fifty years......





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