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Health › Re: Residents Seek Help For Unconscious Woman Under Jibowu Bridge In Lagos (Photos) by LastProphet: 2:44pm On Jun 13, 2021
Yungmil:
i think our problem in this country is the north. Let the west, middle belt, east and southeast come together and shock this northerners.
Gbam!
Politics › Irrelevant by LastProphet(op):
notuseful
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Receives N2m Cash Gift For Birthday (Photos, Video) by LastProphet: 1:03pm On Jun 12, 2021
Just 1 year rent for Abuja
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Regretted Saying No To A Guy by LastProphet: 9:12am On Jun 12, 2021
Maryjane001:
I hardly regret it if I turn down a guy. My reasons being :
- Not ready for any relationship.
- Peace of mind.
- Not being an independent lady.
- Scared of heartbreaks and time wasters.
- I don't go into relationships for fun or all that. I take my time and if I get into a relationship, we must have laid down plans and defined rules with the possibility of getting married in the nearest time. Relationship is a serious issue for me. Not your regular girl.
- Maybe the guy doesn't meet my expectations or the kind of person I would love to have as a husband. Yes...I just said that.
To the guys I v rejected, no hard feelings but i 'm quite picky and won't necessarily waste my time being in a non-productive relationship.
Valid reasons at least in naija where the young men have very low self esteem and have no big goals other than chioma and Jennifer. The day you land here in the UK, US you will see a different world where a miss universe will go without being toasted for months as the men have no time, I know you can't understand it so just enjoy the mumu naija boys while it lasts
Romance › Re: 8 Possible Ways To Get Her To Like You by LastProphet: 3:57pm On Jun 11, 2021
candidbabe:
All these epistle just to get into a girl's pants,

Men have really reduced themselves to nothing.
Boys, not men. If 10% of low life Nigeria men were like some of us women would have been confused by now. Young Nigeria boys with low self esteem and no big goals, nothing, hopeless useless generation
Crime › Re: Udoamaka Nwamu Kills His Estranged Wife & Mother-In-Law In Georgia, USA by LastProphet: 12:26pm On Jun 11, 2021
MALIGNANTGuest:
The BEST is never to marry any.
The moment you step in, go back home after stabilization and get a BABYMAMA, if possible pay her off and fix her life financially.
Keep her in Naija and travel back.
Send her money and Luxuries.

IF she feels like cheating in Naija, she should go ahead. Just brace up for a DNA test when you come back. The Last good Ladies were our MOTHERS.
I rest my case.
Hahahahahahaha, bahhhd nigar
Romance › Re: Once You Visit Ashawo House, You'll Be Poor For Ever: See Why by LastProphet: 2:29am On Jun 11, 2021
OnlyDeCapPlease:
Absolute rubbish!

Typical dumb gullible "Culturally Rich" black African.

Black man would not patiently study, research, observe, experiment, itemise, analyse, compare or rationalise. Black man will not engage in endless trial and error, till he notices a pattern. He wouldn't do all those things that can lead to breakthroughs that can improve his life or that of his kin. He wouldn't because it is boring and not meant for sharp guys like him. Not meant for a Prince like him. A proud African man with rich culture.

Instead he will busy himself with superstitious rubbish. Magic. Supernatural. Miracles. Unknown forces. Charms. Fear of the unknown. Etc

Black man. Full of fear of anything he doesn't understand.

If black people have a river where anyone who goes inside disappears, never to be seen again. Everyone will avoid that river. They will say its one god or juju eating people there. They may even start worshipping it, and one sharp man might even say he is the priest of that river and start obtaining the rest of the community and sleep with all their wives and daughters.

If white people have a river where anyone who goes inside disappears, never to be seen again. They won't rest until they know what is causing it, no matter how many people die. Eventually they solve the mystery. Just like they eventually solve all their problems or learn how to manage it or reduce its impact.

When will we black people learn how to get sense?
You finished the talk, nothing can be added. Black man defined with 101% accuracy. Anyway what do you expect of a mumu race?
Christianity Etc › Re: Kwaku Bonsam: ‘I Killed TB Joshua In A Spiritual Battle’ (Video) by LastProphet: 9:08am On Jun 10, 2021
Brexxit:
shocked
Most people might think the man is craving for attention.

Some might say he is mad or crazy.
But of a truth their are so many things going on in the realm of the spirit that the ordinary man cannot understand.

Occult grandmasters do engage each other in spiritual combats to gain higher status in the spiritual world.
And so with all that power he gave TB up to 10 years ultimatum? So if you such power you give up to 10 years or 10 days? Who cannot die in 10 whole years to come?! Gullible black people
Foreign Affairs › Re: President Macron Attempted To Return The Slap Before His Security Intervened by LastProphet: 12:26pm On Jun 09, 2021
gidgiddy:
Yeah, the President of France is slapped but nobody is killed.

General Burutai is stopped, and over 1000 people are murdered.

Between Nigeria and France, which country proved to you that they value human life?
Why not wait till you are president and slapped before you know what best should be punishment for such? So we should be slapping presidents because there's human right?
Foreign Affairs › Re: President Macron Attempted To Return The Slap Before His Security Intervened by LastProphet: 10:04am On Jun 09, 2021
gidgiddy:
And all these reasons are worth killing one thousand people?
Did you watch who attacked first? Have you ever seen civilians attacking a passing military convoy with the COAS in it before anywhere in the world? Do you even know what you are saying? A group of civilians having the effontery to stop and confront a passing COAS on a FEDERAL HIGHWAY? So then imagine what these your so called innocents have been doing to ordinary citizens? The shittes have had it coming for years only that it took one crazy general to bring them to their senses. Dont ever mention the shittes as victims in front of those that have been victims of the shittes, you can as well fight for the rights of bandits as Gumi now does, or are you Gumi?
Foreign Affairs › Re: President Macron Attempted To Return The Slap Before His Security Intervened by LastProphet: 9:04am On Jun 09, 2021
gidgiddy:
We are talking about a country where Nigerian Soldiers, who are paid, to protect the citizens, are the ones who went to massacre up to 1000 citizens, just because their COAS was blocked on the road
My brother shites turned back katsina governor because they were using the road during Jonathan time, shite collect taxes from all the businesses in their neighborhood or else you see fire, shite buid mosques without land paper they don't care, can you pls speak to actual people living in Zaria? Shites are the wrong example of what you want to say. Buratai did us a favor
Foreign Affairs › Re: President Macron Attempted To Return The Slap Before His Security Intervened by LastProphet: 7:02am On Jun 09, 2021
gidgiddy:
Its good to be from a civilised country. The President of France, with only two bodyguards, is slapped by a member of the public, but life goes on as normal. The guy isnt even arrested


But just because Shiites wouldnt move out of General Burutai's way, over 1000 Shiites were murdered and their leader, El Zakzaky, has been in detention over 4 years
Why not ask Zaria people how shites treat other residents over the years? You had a point but used the wrong comparison
Politics › Re: Mamman Amadu Asks Lawmakers To Make Laws To Regulate Birth Rate In Nigeria by LastProphet: 6:35am On Jun 09, 2021
The man just signed his death warrant, his Muslim brothers who are told to use birth as a weapon to outnumber infidels are going to come for him just like they did Sanusi. Is so shocking how a people can't see the direct relationship between our exploded population and the poverty that is rampaging the land. Even China would never have made it if they didn't adopt birth control, same thing Europe in the '50s. The banditry, bokoharam insurgency, chaos in the north are all manifestations. Even Fulani and farmers clash is part of it because Nigeria is a small country of only 900 thousands square kms which most don't know is very very small. Canada for instance has 10 times our land at 10 million square kms but they have only 35 million people. Even China with her huge population still got more land per head than Nigeria, for every 1,000 Chinese they got 7 square kms, for every 1,000 Nigerians we got only 6 square kms. How our leaders attend school and still remain clueless because of religion is a wonder only black people can do
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by LastProphet: 6:28am On Jun 09, 2021
danny34:
Failed into the same trap. The one he recommended is SNNBSC . It is not on pancake swap, but on Hotbit. The one you and I bought was just SNN. The one he recommended was not what we bought.

I later bought 1 millon token on hotbit.
Okay thanks
Investment › Irrelevant by LastProphet(op):
KEEP OFF and save your funds.
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by LastProphet: 12:08pm On Jun 08, 2021
BrokerHaruna:
Congrats folks, #SANSHU is making us proud. The journey is just beginning. Hodl.
I really appreciate your past contributions and even this, but please there's a coin you recommended along with this - Sechain (SNN), I bought that coin at pancakeswap for $5 and from the log pancake credits Sechain $4.58 but the Sechain only released $0.19 worth of coins to my trust wallet. I have complained to their website online support and no response, so I think they are a scam project and you need to let others know
Christianity Etc › Re: How My Husband Died — Evelyn, TB Joshua’s Wife by LastProphet: 11:44pm On Jun 07, 2021
Kobojunkie:
I hope there will be an autopsy report also released to the public even if via select journalists so we in fact learn the Ttruth of the Man's medical condition at the time of his death. undecided
You will never get it, never from black people ever. Yes watch and see how spiritual explanations will be bandied up and down until the real truth will be totally obliterated, is why we repeat mistakes, errors etc here with passion
Politics › Re: Police Kill 'Dragon', A Dreaded Bandit Behind Attacks In Imo (Graphic Pics) by LastProphet: 3:09pm On Jun 07, 2021
Confirmedzombie:
You will never see the Ipob sympathizers here. They are morning their terorists brothers killed like fly.

I see igbos in Diaspora bringing Nnamdi kanu down for misleidings there brothers into carrying Arms and dying like flies.

Kanu and his ipob terorists days are numbered.

We are winning the war.

All ipob / ESN/ UGM sympathizers will weep and sorrow in anguish.

I cover our gallant force men with the blood of Jesus.

Nigeria shall be great again. All the enemies of the state shall weep and sorrow.

God bless our gallant force men. Show no mercy, crush them All
Show us the body of 1 Fulani bandit killed by the army? Just 1
Science/Technology › Re: 'Earth's Evil Twin': NASA Heading To Venus For First Time In 30 Years (Photos) by LastProphet: 5:25pm On Jun 04, 2021
HolinessForever:
I won't be Suprised if they come up with sitings of numerous UFO's and aliens in the course of this adventure. The World is prepping for some huge stuff.
The Coming of Jesus is at Hand. Repent and believe the gospel.
Eya how old are you? These are the rubbish doctrines we lived on for decades, look the world will never end until maybe something destroys it or life on it. Really feel sorry for your type
Crime › Re: Female Teacher In Court For Having Sex With 17-Year-Old Student (Photos) by LastProphet: 12:41am On Jun 02, 2021
luminouz:
I'm confused with the 'He and She' misuse....the picture is female but the pronouns quiver from male to female and vice versa.


On the story, I guess women also feel somehow for teenagers hovering from 16-17, like some men erroneously condone on NL. The point is, as a yansh man, no matter how big or mature you look and sound as a female, once you are less than 18, I start seeing a frog instead of a female. Nothing will make me touch an underage woman. There is this vulnerability and innocence about them that should be treasured and protected. Same goes for underaged boys..

N.B: Although my point goes for all underaged females and males but the ones I see around here are old in experience. Some as young as 14. Who spoilt them? Poverty, environment and whatever, not ME!!!
Proud of you, I'm exactly like you
Foreign Affairs › Re: Condester Sichwale Thrown Out Of Tanzanian Parliament For Wearing Tight Trousers by LastProphet: 9:40pm On Jun 01, 2021
Sirjamo:
If they are Muslims, hypocrites will label the whole house as terrorists
The MP that complained must be Muslim, Tanzania is full of them
Politics › Re: Simon Kolawoke: Mr President Buhari, Nigeria Must Not Go Down by LastProphet: 9:10pm On May 31, 2021
okuta007:
what about 1966 July 29 Counter - Coup?

what about 1976 July 29 coup that removed Gen. Yakubu Gowon from Office?

you think Murtala Mohammed just rewarded the then 32 year old Lt. Col Buhari to become Governor of Nigeria's largest state of North Eastern State - which is today's Borno, Yobe, Adamawa, Taraba, Bauchi and Gombe states because there was no one else but Buhari? hmmm ok oooooo
Just research it won't kill you. Buhari was never in any coup, see forget that the guy has become useless his past records are very very solid. Go and find out why IBB and Abacha the actual coup plotters of '83 decided to hand over the throne to Buhari who was in cameroun at the time. See just pray your story will never be like that of Buhari
Politics › Re: Simon Kolawoke: Mr President Buhari, Nigeria Must Not Go Down by LastProphet: 1:39pm On May 31, 2021
XXXXTENTACION:
How you all expected a man who plotted a coup to bring peace to Nigeria still baffles me ..... undecided
I don't give a damn about Buhari and the foolishness that now characterize him but is always important to set the records straight, Buhari did not plan or partake in any coup in Nigeria, always try to get detailed facts right before talking it will help your life a great deal.
If is with respect to 1983 coup go and get the proper information
Romance › Re: If You Understand The Use Of Eye Contact, You Can Date Any Lady by LastProphet: 11:46am On May 29, 2021
10mobile:
All these things you small boys say here about how to get girls are WRONG... Some of them only work for a time and STOP working, and may even BACKFIRE...

HOW TO GET GIRLS?
1. Make CLEAN money. If your money is not clean, you will appear creepy and scare her either now or later.
2. If you have not made money, put all your mind on building your future, instead of getting obsessed with HOW TO GET GIRLS. Women are attracted to you when they notice you are minding your business. They see you as someone with whom they are going to have a secure future (because women think long-term generally while we stupid men only think of boobs and bums).
3. When she starts getting interested in you, make sure you are GENUINELY (not SEXUALLY) interested in her. Don't try to FAKE it or it's going to backfire - women are spiritually deep. How to be genuinely interested in her is to TRULY CARE about her career, future, family, faith, etc. Girls are attracted by eye contact only because, to them, it's the first sign of genuine interest from a guy or man. But, after the eye contact, if you start showing that all you've been after is her body, she'd look down on you as a deceiver (but she won't tell you; it will only show in her character either now or in the future).
4. I will find time to do a full thread on BUILDING AN INNER MANLY AURA THAT GETS WOMEN HOOKED TO YOU such that any one of them you finally choose to settle down with, feels lucky and respects you for life. Thanks.
More young people need to listen to wise people like you
Romance › Re: Difficult Chatting With Girls These Days by LastProphet: 11:22am On May 29, 2021
CharisEleos:
Ni yin Sir.

Why are all of you getting upset by my comment as if i said something out of place.

You complain that girl's asked for money after chatting. What of you guys who the next thing is to ask her to visit your place for sex?

No, lets be truthful to ourselves, is that not what most of you ask for or am I not a girl? If the girl doesn't ask for money, you will ask for sex.

I'm not in any way holding brief for the girls that do such but I'm just telling you guys that you too have hidden agenda and ulterior motives when chyking a girl which makes the two of you. So stop coming here to paint the female folk bad like you are any better.

Most of you who have mentioned me to say one poo or the other, mind you, I'm old enough to birth you if I had a child immediately after my secondary education.
I'm only advising you as my children. So mind yourselves on here. 40 years is not a joke!

Shalom.
Sorry don't mind the many foooolish young boys raised in naija nowadays, all they do is collect ladies' number and nothing else. Hopeless generation
Science/Technology › Re: Who Else Noticed The Size Of The Moon Yesterday? by LastProphet: 11:46pm On May 28, 2021
I didn't see it but the one I noticed last week was the size of the evening sun, it was as large like 10 times the usual size, was very surprised
Romance › Re: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by LastProphet: 10:27am On May 28, 2021
Allaboutkatiee:
Damnn you just had to go all hard on her grin grin grin
angry grin grin lots of annoying ignorant young people on NL
Crime › Re: Man Kills His Roommate In Bayelsa, Sells Body Parts To A Pastor For Ritual by LastProphet: 12:31pm On May 27, 2021
UncleKoboko:
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See how you just summarised your life's miseries and frustration.
Smh
Tomorrow, next tomorrow, next week, next month, we must hear news of plenty Islamic almajiri terrorist somewhere in the world killing others for their god. And even where they can't find infidels they turn on each other as far as the killing can continue so that they create fear around their god. The world has unraveled all your antics and the time to pay for your evils everywhere in the world is upon you buffooooon
Romance › Re: Gonorrhoea: My Reward For Cheating by LastProphet: 9:36am On May 27, 2021
paulolee:
as long as I know I gat infection, no amount of begging would make me climb another bea with it without treating it..
if she insist, I use protection or lie dt ist a toilet infection n doc warned me against sex..
its just too bad na....some people would even find out dey gat hiv n still go around spreading it like free WiFi..
A very useless op with no sense of responsibility

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