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Health / Re: The Virgin With Gonorrhea by Lavisha(f): 6:29pm On Oct 24, 2021
RPG2020:
My guy dey use condom and start managing your Belgium wife

Take heart bro �

Belgium wife fa?!

Why are you people wicked like this?!
Health / Re: The Virgin With Gonorrhea by Lavisha(f): 6:26pm On Oct 24, 2021
Lexusgs430:



Her saying she would never have sex, before marriage...... Does not mean she was a virgin.....

So many ladies are infection hubs, distributing it like cookies..... They call it so called toilet disease, but they are almighty STD's...... wink

That wife of yours, is a retired runzgirl or olosho....... wink Let's hope she is retired....... grin

Haha?!

You're a very wicked somebody.
Health / Re: The Virgin With Gonorrhea by Lavisha(f): 6:24pm On Oct 24, 2021
MufasaLion:
You married a certified broad. She really played you. I guess you were the Mr. Nice Guy type. Anyway, kindly go to the clinic and not pharmacy. Go get tested and treated.

I'd urge you to settle with your wife. If it were to be someone like me I would have gone for divorce. I would have gotten irritated immediately.

Did you marry all he ladies you've fuckkkd?

In this mediocre generation where
Everyone is fuckkin everyone's partner before/after marriage?
Romance / Re: Name One Thing From This Picture And Win 2k Card (picture) by Lavisha(f): 11:24am On Oct 24, 2021
Jabajantes

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Romance / Re: . by Lavisha(f): 9:25am On Oct 24, 2021
alphaNomega:


No, there is a good reason Antarctica is sparsely populated
When you're in ROME, do as the Romans.

That is; In Rome, if Romans plants bitterleaf, you plant bitter leaf too.
Anyways;
Your siggy says it all.

Case closed.
Celebrities / Re: Speed Darlington: I Don't Want A Country Of Igbo People Only by Lavisha(f): 8:58am On Oct 24, 2021
htdot:
cheesy grin


They will soon come and call speed darlington afonja or better still yoruba muslim.

hehehehe

Even all the SE governors, Senators, Lawmakers and Kings don't want a yeeboe country.

It is only when those peeps really want something, will they actually see biafra

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Romance / Re: . by Lavisha(f): 8:47am On Oct 24, 2021
Vibowim:


Please, ( and Lavisha too) , don't derail the thread, there's nothing to gain in arguing about cattles.. especially when neither of you is rearing
Sorry bro.

Just pointing out to that folk the good old saying;
When you're in ROME, do like the Romans do.

A Nigerian comparing himself to Dutch and Argentines is just mocking his life.

OP, my point is; you don't have to go far to make it in life.
Opportunities abounds everywhere..

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Romance / Re: . by Lavisha(f): 8:46am On Oct 24, 2021
alphaNomega:

Answer what exactly Sir?
Do humans thrive in all Climatic conditions?
Romance / Re: . by Lavisha(f): 8:42am On Oct 24, 2021
alphaNomega:

Yes, cattle rearing depends on climate. You cannot ranch cattle in Alaska or Siberia.

If cattle depends on Climate, what about Humans?!

Answer the question.
Romance / Re: . by Lavisha(f): 8:38am On Oct 24, 2021
alphaNomega:


Do you know why?

The breed of cows they rear thrive well in temperate climate and not tropical regions. I repeat that success in cattle rearing is not based on tribe


Hehehehe .
Now you're talking about Climate?!
So cattle breeds depends on climate but humans don't?!

Now, read what you typed again and look at yourself.
Autos / Re: Low Budget Car Toyota Corolla 500k by Lavisha(f): 8:35am On Oct 24, 2021
psucc:
Forward ever!
Bros cars dey for this country o
This is Nigeria.
where everything is possible
Politics / Re: Hamisu Chidari: Kano Will Support Tinubu’s Presidential Ambition by Lavisha(f): 8:30am On Oct 24, 2021
*yinmu*

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Romance / Re: . by Lavisha(f): 8:28am On Oct 24, 2021
bigpicture001:


Why use female moniker.. low self esteem!

Yes, low self esteem.

Thank you!
Romance / Re: . by Lavisha(f): 8:26am On Oct 24, 2021
alphaNomega:
I was providing you more insight in case you didn't think about it.

The Dutch and Argentines are very good at cattle rearing and they are not Fulani

Very good..



Bring the Dutch and Argentine rearers here and failure will be inneitable.

This is Nigeria.
Romance / Re: . by Lavisha(f): 8:17am On Oct 24, 2021
bigpicture001:


Honestly u said nothing

Honestly, most people will die in penury cos they cannot see and recognize opportunities around em.

Why not start from your immediate environment by solving people's problems and see if you won't make money.

I wasn't born with a silver spoon but I'm purchase one for myself.

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Romance / Re: . by Lavisha(f): 8:10am On Oct 24, 2021
alphaNomega:
Success in learning how to rear cattle or excel in auto spares business is not based on tribe

I said for instance "e.g"..
But it's my opinion and I'm entitled to it.
it doesn't matter if you agreed or not.
You're not me.
Romance / Re: . by Lavisha(f): 8:08am On Oct 24, 2021
alphaNomega:
Success in learning how to rear cattle or excel in auto spares business is not based on tribe

Okay sir.

I only uses that assumption cos I'm close to foodstuff markets, so why will I delve into Oil and gas or Tech market when I can make all the money I want on foodstuffs?!

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Crime / Re: Bizarre: Man Put Up Self For Sale -- See Why, Where, How, His Pic & Price by Lavisha(f): 7:48am On Oct 24, 2021
Naijanascam:




Skull miners don't mind spending time and resources and still sale it at a giveaway to one useless babalawo at 7k grin grin grin

No babalawo will buy Abokki head..
Those alimajiri basterrd are just waste of space.

The only thing they're good at is to kill or get killed.

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Crime / Re: Bizarre: Man Put Up Self For Sale -- See Why, Where, How, His Pic & Price by Lavisha(f): 7:46am On Oct 24, 2021
Mashgash:



Really? Are u sure?
Abokki head is equivalent to a goat head.

It can never yield anything good, except you need em to do some dirty jobs like suicide bombing.

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Romance / Re: . by Lavisha(f): 7:33am On Oct 24, 2021
Hmm..

I'm a living testimony and I'ma tell you this;

1. Life is not a bed of roses, you need to be uncomfortable to get comfortable.

2. You don't just sit down and wished money falls from the sky, you gotta get up, grind up..
suffer now and be a Champion for the rest of your life.

3. Life is for the living, live your life.
Making money is very easy this days, it all depends on you and what you can do.



E.g An Igbo man cannot be successful in cattle rearing while a Fulani man will be grounded doing Auto spares business.

Prices of Cooking Gas, Vegetable oils, Red Oil and Chicken will get soared in a couple of weeks, why not buy now and sell later?!

All thanks to the Olodo baba cow at the helm.



Godspeed.

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Crime / Re: Bizarre: Man Put Up Self For Sale -- See Why, Where, How, His Pic & Price by Lavisha(f): 7:29am On Oct 24, 2021
Werey..
Who go buy alimajiri basterrd?!
What for?!

Even ritualist won't mine his head cos it won't give shishi.

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Politics / Re: Bandits Are Harvesting Our Crops, Katsina Monarch Cries Out by Lavisha(f): 7:21am On Oct 24, 2021
Very good

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Government Incompetent, Failed To Curb Corruption - The Economist by Lavisha(f): 6:25am On Oct 24, 2021
Na today?!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Taliban Honours Suicide Bombers Who Killed US Soldiers In Twisted Ceremony(Pics) by Lavisha(f): 7:32pm On Oct 21, 2021
Headslamming mofos

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Travel / Re: Is It Safe To Travel From Lagos To Kaduna By Road?? by Lavisha(f): 4:25pm On Oct 21, 2021
It's like you want to stop driving because of Accident.


Safe or no safe, thousand commuters ply that notorious Kogi-Abuja-kaduna roads daily and only 0.5percent were affected.


This weekend, I'll be driving to Abuja from Kogi to flex.




Pray not to be among the affected.

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Car Talk / Re: Rattling Noise Over Bumps From Front Wheel, Driver Side by Lavisha(f): 1:23pm On Oct 21, 2021
EOD with 85k?! ehh?!


Anyways, check condition of the brackets, bushings and bent wheel hub.


I have a DC and it's got 170k on it.

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Car Talk / Re: Why Are BMW Cars Unbelievably Cheap? by Lavisha(f): 1:19pm On Oct 21, 2021
Meotoka:
Many reply here have actually said enough but just a little thing to add. I was a fan of German cars, my first car was Golf 4 while my second was Passat 2007 model, both are smooth, lovely ride and very strong too but my conclusion is, we are not ripe to drive those cars in this type of environment like Nigeria. My worst experience concerning my Passat made me changed my mind to go for Japanese cars. I put my Passat on sale for almost 6 months in fact, I later sold it like begging the buyer for just 400k, I won’t want to go in to details. So I decided to buy Lexus Es330 but something happened and I later settled for Tokunbo EOD 2005, settling for the Honda was d best decision I ever took cuz I enjoyed d car so much that I hardly spend money on repairs. I travelled to Maiduguri with d car 4 times, Abuja and Kaduna I lost count and I came to Ibadan once. I used the car for almost 2 years and I sold it in less than 2 hours that I put it on sale. German cars are difficult to repair especially in the north where I reside but they are sweet on the road that I can guarantee. In fact, if German cars are to enjoy the same privilege that Japanese cars are enjoying in terms of parts and repairs, few pple will go for Japanese cuz in terms of safety, cool ride, stability and d rest I give it to German but they don’t have resale value and better mechanics. If u want to sleep well at night, my brother, go for Japanese cars. I rest my case.
I love my Honda too..

Friends with Peugeot, Camry, VW ain't finding it easy but with my Accord DC?!

No wahala..

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Autos / Re: 2014 Accident Free Foreign Used Mercedez Benz Cla 250 Full Options N10m by Lavisha(f): 8:37am On Oct 21, 2021
Why put NYLON on a 11yrs OLD vehicle?!

That was how the moniker "Psalmz" scammed jeff2010..

Nylon on old things is BAD.

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Phones / Re: Should I Buy Samsung S10 Or S10e by Lavisha(f): 8:31am On Oct 21, 2021
frankmoney:
Hi everyone pls can you help me make a choice between these two phones ? I'm a first time user of Samsung phones and I want to know which I should buy .


Buy S10+ it's worth the penny.

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Pets / Re: What Breed Of Dog Is This? by Lavisha(f): 8:29am On Oct 21, 2021
Overmixed breed.
Retriever-collie ancestors.
Car Talk / Re: Should I Buy The Benz Or The Range Rover (pics) by Lavisha(f): 3:09pm On Oct 20, 2021
seankafor:
lol, I think say he get money shaa
He can buy 2012 and upgrade shaa..
Boys dey run am...
If money no be problem, na that 2021 RX350 sure pass.

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