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Politics / Re: APC Senators Move To Block Impeachment Threat Against Buhari by Laxy009(m): 2:03pm On Aug 07, 2022 |
I know they don’t have the balls to carry on an impeachment process because of the loyalty to their party or president rather than their people that elected them into the legislative. I hope a fraction of these legislators experience some level of insecurity so that they can wake up to their constitutional responsibilities. Ladies and gentlemen,it’s no more news that we have rubber stamped legislators at helms of affairs . It’s what it’s right now . I implore you all to vote well in 2023 . Search your conscience before casting your vote,think about your family ,your kids,your parents ,your siblings and all other people that are connected to you by blood or by extension . Do you want this status quo to continue ? The decision are yours and the repercussions are yours as well . |
Education / Re: Should I Abandon My Masters In Nigeria And Start Afresh Abroad? by Laxy009(m): 10:12pm On Aug 05, 2022 |
If you’ve gotten admission from overseas universities then you can leave the MSc you’re doing in Nigeria . If you eventually move out and your masters programme can be completed without you being physically present here in Nigeria then you can continue if not dish it . |
Politics / Re: Tinubu Not Part Of Buhari Regime; Don’t Blame Him: Oshiomhole by Laxy009(m): 8:00pm On Aug 03, 2022 |
He boasted that he made the useless clown we have in Aso Rock as the president. Why is Osibaby trying to exonerate BAT from Buhari’s failure . Be like say Oshi is high on some cheap drugs 1 Like 1 Share |
Education / Re: FG Shuts Down All Unity Schools In Abuja Over Security Threats by Laxy009(m): 5:45pm On Jul 25, 2022 |
Nigeria is gone ! People that are still supporting this government or administration or applauding this government needs to have their brain examined. Bad government + Bad advisers = undiluted problems . 1 Like 1 Share |
Family / Re: His Maid Is Pregnant For Him And He Wants Abortion by Laxy009(m): 7:17pm On Jul 20, 2022 |
What’s the assurance that man is one responsible for the pregnancy ? What about if other guys are shooting their shot into the pissy as well . I’m just thinking out loud in my head . Since the guy doesn’t stay at home always due to his work nature,how sure are we that the lady in question is not even riding other d!ck |
Education / Re: Do I Quit My Job Or Keep Getting Distracted In Medical School? Help Me by Laxy009(m): 6:02pm On Jul 06, 2022 |
Can this job or service be outsourced to a person who can deliver same quality output without taking away this means of livelihood from you ? If yes ,then do so . Ensure the person you will be outsourcing the job or service to sign a NDA with you . |
Crime / Re: American Lady Confronts Police Officer Attempting To Extort Her Nigerian Husband by Laxy009(m): 7:33pm On Jun 26, 2022 |
Na person papa be this wey dey disgrace hin old age on top N100-N500 1 Like |
Career / Re: Is ICAN As It Is Now Overrated by Laxy009(m): 8:33am On Jun 26, 2022 |
Ziyech: So you want to practice as an Audit professional ,Tax professional and Accounting Advisory professional in the big 4 without ACA/ACCA? It’s a must ,it’s either you have it before joining them or you study and write the exams while you work . The big 4 are also rated based on the number of ACAs they have . Please get your facts straight . |
Career / Re: Is ICAN As It Is Now Overrated by Laxy009(m): 4:08pm On Jun 25, 2022 |
Cadillac15: Out of all have said,it’s Canada you picked out ? If you don’t have your local professional qualification nobody will grant you audience in the first place . Writing CPA is not bad since they don’t use IFRS. What’s the big deal writing CPA exams ? Since it’s required to practice in such economy or country .Who says it’s worthless ? Please get your facts straight . |
Career / Re: Is ICAN As It Is Now Overrated by Laxy009(m): 2:23pm On Jun 25, 2022 |
ICAN is never overrated . I’m a qualified member. I qualified two years ago but I did my induction last month after meeting the 36 months of experience for accounting graduate . I’m the 3rd person in my family to hold such certification and it’s not ending there as I’m currently preparing for CISA & CIA exams. What will make you stand out despite having ICAN is continuous personal development . You need to keep abreast with latest in the industry. Up skilling and up skilling is a must . Despite the number of people that keeps writing and passing ICAN exams,we don’t have up 70k ACAs in this country . Even before my induction this year ,I got over 4 mouth watering offers that I have to sit down and pick the best and turn down the rest . I still got a call from the head of Internal audit of one of those firm asking me if I would still love to join them if they review the benefits upward . As a young ACA ,the opportunities are quite enormous if only you see the bigger picture . I have friends that have gotten a good job in Uk,Canada,Us and Netherlands just because of their experience and ACA. They got relocated and the companies paid for their visa and flight including their immediate family . People that don’t have such certificate see it as nothing but people that have such see it as something because they know what it takes to have ACA at the back of your name . You can’t work in the big 4 like PwC,Deloitte,Kpmg and EY without having to back up your first degree certificate with a professional certification like ICAN/ACCA. ICAN exam is never easy but with the right preparation and mind set you’ll surely pass if you know what you are doing . My little bro recently wrote 5 papers in skills level of the exam and passed 4 and he’s on his way completing the rest of his papers . Cheers to your success ! 37 Likes 4 Shares |
Politics / Re: Govt Shares $322.5m Abacha Loot To 1.9m Nigerians by Laxy009(m): 9:07pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
Lie kill una there . Who are the 1.9 million Nigerians that got the fund ? What is the amount shared per head ? Can they provide the data of the people that got the fund disbursed and let’s do an independent verification . This administration will go down as the most corrupted government regime in history . A lots of things has changed negatively since this president of doom has assume the Aso Rock . |
Politics / Re: Atedo Peterside Joins Social Democratic Party by Laxy009(m): 9:04pm On May 04, 2022 |
He’s an investment banker and economist. He’s the founder of Stanbic IBTC . This is the kind of people that should come out and contest not those motherfuckers politicians . Clueless Buhari has made every idiot to declare for presidency . 1 Like |
Politics / Re: 2023: No Leader Can Lead From Hospital Bed – Amaechi by Laxy009(m): 10:09pm On Apr 26, 2022 |
But he never told Bubari this since he was appointed as the minister of transportation. Anyways,let them fight themselves. All of them na thief . Do not die or take bullet for any mother fucker politicians . 2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: FG Reopens Idiroko, Three Other Land Borders by Laxy009(m): 7:30am On Apr 23, 2022 |
So election is near,this is the time they deem fit to reopen the closed land boarders after many years . Since the closure ,has our economy improves ? Have we been buying a bag of rice at 10k ? Was their supply of rice within Nigeria producer? What correction has the FG done to warrant the opening ? If nothing was done from time of closure to the time of reopening then this government is an EVIL,DEMONIC & SATANIC government I have ever seen . They only subjected millions of Nigerians to harsh suffering without thinking about the possible effects . Now ,they need to win their hearts before they can win the upcoming elections . So this is just a bait . Moreover ,the boarder in the north were operating as if they’re not part of Nigeria . I hope we don’t fall into another trap of this kind. 4 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Benfica UCL (3 - 3) On 13th April 2022 by Laxy009(m): 9:59pm On Apr 13, 2022 |
This is a set up game against Man city for FA cup semifinal on Saturday. The man city will be over too confident that this Liverpool team is weak. |
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Launches Lagos Ride Taxi Scheme, Lists Features by Laxy009(m): 8:19am On Mar 24, 2022 |
Government has no business in private sector business . I would have preferred a public and private partnership on such business to keep things in check. A state government going full into a taxi hauling business is a no no for me . They should think of something more better this . What’s is the objective of the business ? To make profit or to provide standard services to the citizens at lower and affordable cost ? |
Family / Re: Is Marriage A Distraction In A Person's Pursuit Of Success? by Laxy009(m): 6:55pm On Mar 19, 2022 |
Vinnie2000: Marriage should be a career enabler if you marry the right spouse who has your interest at heart. Someone with a peaceful home devoid of issue tends to have a flourishing career because this gives them the opportunity to have a clear and peaceful mind while they chase their goals knowing well they’re loved at home . 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: He Cheated On Me, I'm Confused by Laxy009(m): 12:31pm On Mar 19, 2022 |
missimelda01: This guy is still a teen and how long will you guys keep doing this ? So whenever you guys have a short or little argument he gets out and get laid by random girls ? Have you considered the negative effects of this ? Like stds and the rest that he might pass down to you through his shady deals ? I guess it’s time you call it off ,such people won’t change but they will only be more smarter next time blocking and deleting all evidence. You can’t stop a guy bad habit. He can only stop it by himself if he only he loves you enough to do so and he’s truthful to himself . The ball is in your court and you decide what you want with your life . If a lady could give me rest of mind and what else did I want . Though some guys love adventure so it’ll be difficult to keep such guys no matter how much you tried. Shalom ! 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: FG Mulls Mandatory Savings Scheme For Nigerians by Laxy009(m): 12:38am On Mar 01, 2022 |
Useless FG ! How would the FG be thinking on to I’ll save my money . It’s mine and I can determine how it should be spent. They should find a better way to fund the economy rather stealing from it citizens . Other countries don’t like this . Thief thief government |
Career / Re: How I Lost My Job Through Gambling & Becoming An Irresponsible Father by Laxy009(m): 4:00pm On Feb 15, 2022 |
Go get a new job and disclose your monthly net pay to your wife. Go to your bank and initiate a standing order that a specific amount of the net pay should go to your wife’s account. You may say 80-90% should hit your wife’s account . And your wife should not give you any money or lend you any money. Except the circumstances is very important and your wife will have to oversee that . Set a limit for your betting activities. The only fund you should have in your account should be the funds that will get you to work for the month and the limit amount you have set aside for your betting activities if you’re still interested in your betting activities . Stop looking for sudden wealth ;when you look for sudden wealth you tend to lose more money and make you more poor than you imagine . Betting is based on luck most of the times. Betting is not work . I would advice you to invest than looking for ways to get rich quick . Shalom !!! 1 Like |
Family / Re: Only Kerosene Stove Can Fry Chicken Dried The Way I Like It by Laxy009(m): 8:57am On Jan 01, 2022 |
Use air fryer. You don’t need to use groundnut oil . You can also determine how deep you want the frying to be through the setting/control . |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is Cover Letter A Must For Job Application by Laxy009(m): 2:05pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
If the job poster requested for it ,kindly include it . If you want to stand out among other applicants where cover letter was not stated please use one . Bottom point is that it’s not always be CV or Cover letter but by the Grace of almighty God. |
Career / Re: Chartered Accountancy? How Lucrative Is It? by Laxy009(m): 4:09pm On Nov 18, 2021 |
I’m a Chartered Accountant . I’m proud to be a member of this noble profession . It’s lucrative so far you’re ready to pay the price. 1 Like 1 Share |
Career / Re: When Your Career Makes Your Colleagues Dislike You by Laxy009(m): 12:46pm On Nov 18, 2021 |
Hmmm. Everyone hates control and audit guys. They see you as a threat anytime and any day even when you're not investigating them. I work in control/audit. Basically you won't have much office friends. In life, not everyone will like you and not everyone will hate you as well, the earlier you know this the better for your peace of mind. But we are humans before being a professional. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Please Help!! I Have A Growth On My Forehead (pics Attached) by Laxy009(m): 12:38pm On Nov 17, 2021 |
Buy yourself a clipper and don't borrow anyone even your blood brother. 2 Likes |
Education / Re: Have You Been Able To Recoup All Your School Fees Since You Graduated? by Laxy009(m): 3:51pm On Nov 11, 2021 |
I haven’t recouped my school fees yet . We thank God so far . I studied Accounting from a state university.I graduated with 2.1(4.02). I became Chartered Accountant early this year but yet to be inducted. I believe investment in personal development never fails though it might take a while but it will surely yield tangible result. Sometimes it can be depressing when you’re been underpaid or when you find yourselves not living up to your full potential . 3 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Atletico Madrid UCL (2 - 0) On 3rd November 2021 by Laxy009(m): 9:57pm On Nov 03, 2021 |
Yungmil: No forget me oooo boss Congratulations |
Business / Re: Enaira More Reliable Than Cryptocurrency, Says CBN by Laxy009(m): 9:55pm On Nov 03, 2021 |
What’s CBN saying again ? Can I use e naira to hedge inflation and devaluation of naira ? Nope . E naira wallet is just duplicating the balance I have in my bank balance so what’s the essence. I can use my card to purchase goods and services online without touching a physical cash,so what do I need the e naira for again . Is e naira accepted globally ? 1 Like 1 Share |
Health / Re: Organisers Suspend Saudi Arabia Recruitment As DSS Disperses Doctors by Laxy009(m): 9:32am On Aug 27, 2021 |
Buhari is a fucking bastard and terrorist . You can’t infringe on people fundamental human right . |
Politics / Re: Nigerians’ Trust In Buhari Regime Drops To 26% - API Survey by Laxy009(m): 9:19am On Aug 27, 2021 |
The % should be in negative -100%. |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Distributes Ramadan Packages, Cash To Borno, Yobe Residents (photos) by Laxy009(m): 2:35pm On May 11, 2021 |
Since they've created Boko Republic in the north then they should let other people go and create their country too . We shouldn't be forced to continue this useless marriage . They are collecting cash and gifts now from BH no body is hearing anything but when they strike now everybody will be saying 'SecureTheNorth". 1 Like |
Pets / Re: Mark Zuckerberg's Goats 'Max' And 'Bitcoin' (Photo) by Laxy009(m): 2:31pm On May 11, 2021 |
This goat go listen to instructions pass Buhari and the goat go get brain pass our dullard president buhari 1 Like |
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