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Kingadex60:
which part of Lagos are u, u can do ur scrotal scan in any reputable diagnostic centre

Ikeja/Ogba

Could any one please share any good clinic in Lagos(Mainland) where I can do a scrotal test and how much is the test and how much is the varicocele surgery . Thank you

Could you please share the name of the clinic,how much was the test and how much is the varicocele surgery . Thank you .

didi100:
Good day all.I noticed my left scrotum is bigger than my right and it looks like the left have bag of worms and I have a mild pain sometimes on the left side.So today I went to the hospital,a doctor inspected my scrotum and confirm that I have varicocele.
I suppose to do a scan for it today but I was rescheduled for Monday.The doctor said I will do a seminal fluid analysis (SFA) to check my sperm.I and my mom went to the area they do that and the lab attendant there is saying I should masturbate today and then by Monday,I should come back and I will masturbate again in the hospital so they can inspect the sample.Pls will masturbating today drops my sperm count.I am kind of confused.I am also a virgin

I know they don’t have the balls to carry on an impeachment process because of the loyalty to their party or president rather than their people that elected them into the legislative.

I hope a fraction of these legislators experience some level of insecurity so that they can wake up to their constitutional responsibilities.

Ladies and gentlemen,it’s no more news that we have rubber stamped legislators at helms of affairs . It’s what it’s right now .

I implore you all to vote well in 2023 . Search your conscience before casting your vote,think about your family ,your kids,your parents ,your siblings and all other people that are connected to you by blood or by extension . Do you want this status quo to continue ? The decision are yours and the repercussions are yours as well .

If you’ve gotten admission from overseas universities then you can leave the MSc you’re doing in Nigeria . If you eventually move out and your masters programme can be completed without you being physically present here in Nigeria then you can continue if not dish it .

He boasted that he made the useless clown we have in Aso Rock as the president. Why is Osibaby trying to exonerate BAT from Buhari’s failure . Be like say Oshi is high on some cheap drugs

Nigeria is gone ! People that are still supporting this government or administration or applauding this government needs to have their brain examined. Bad government + Bad advisers = undiluted problems .

What’s the assurance that man is one responsible for the pregnancy ? What about if other guys are shooting their shot into the pissy as well . I’m just thinking out loud in my head . Since the guy doesn’t stay at home always due to his work nature,how sure are we that the lady in question is not even riding other d!ck

Can this job or service be outsourced to a person who can deliver same quality output without taking away this means of livelihood from you ? If yes ,then do so .

Ensure the person you will be outsourcing the job or service to sign a NDA with you .

Na person papa be this wey dey disgrace hin old age on top N100-N500

Ziyech:
Lol, this is not true bruv

So you want to practice as an Audit professional ,Tax professional and Accounting Advisory professional in the big 4 without ACA/ACCA? It’s a must ,it’s either you have it before joining them or you study and write the exams while you work . The big 4 are also rated based on the number of ACAs they have .

Please get your facts straight .

Cadillac15:
Na all this lies dey make people dey waste money for ICAN so.

Which Canada?

Have you seen a Canadian Visa before?

Just talk wetin you know and stop glorifying your worthless paper.


Come Canada make you start all over again with CPA

Out of all have said,it’s Canada you picked out ? If you don’t have your local professional qualification nobody will grant you audience in the first place . Writing CPA is not bad since they don’t use IFRS. What’s the big deal writing CPA exams ? Since it’s required to practice in such economy or country .Who says it’s worthless ? Please get your facts straight .

ICAN is never overrated . I’m a qualified member. I qualified two years ago but I did my induction last month after meeting the 36 months of experience for accounting graduate . I’m the 3rd person in my family to hold such certification and it’s not ending there as I’m currently preparing for CISA & CIA exams. What will make you stand out despite having ICAN is continuous personal development . You need to keep abreast with latest in the industry. Up skilling and up skilling is a must .

Despite the number of people that keeps writing and passing ICAN exams,we don’t have up 70k ACAs in this country . Even before my induction this year ,I got over 4 mouth watering offers that I have to sit down and pick the best and turn down the rest . I still got a call from the head of Internal audit of one of those firm asking me if I would still love to join them if they review the benefits upward . As a young ACA ,the opportunities are quite enormous if only you see the bigger picture . I have friends that have gotten a good job in Uk,Canada,Us and Netherlands just because of their experience and ACA. They got relocated and the companies paid for their visa and flight including their immediate family .

People that don’t have such certificate see it as nothing but people that have such see it as something because they know what it takes to have ACA at the back of your name . You can’t work in the big 4 like PwC,Deloitte,Kpmg and EY without having to back up your first degree certificate with a professional certification like ICAN/ACCA.

ICAN exam is never easy but with the right preparation and mind set you’ll surely pass if you know what you are doing . My little bro recently wrote 5 papers in skills level of the exam and passed 4 and he’s on his way completing the rest of his papers .

Cheers to your success !

Lie kill una there .

Who are the 1.9 million Nigerians that got the fund ? What is the amount shared per head ? Can they provide the data of the people that got the fund disbursed and let’s do an independent verification .

This administration will go down as the most corrupted government regime in history . A lots of things has changed negatively since this president of doom has assume the Aso Rock .

He’s an investment banker and economist. He’s the founder of Stanbic IBTC . This is the kind of people that should come out and contest not those motherfuckers politicians . Clueless Buhari has made every idiot to declare for presidency .

But he never told Bubari this since he was appointed as the minister of transportation.

Anyways,let them fight themselves.

All of them na thief .

Do not die or take bullet for any mother fucker politicians .

So election is near,this is the time they deem fit to reopen the closed land boarders after many years . Since the closure ,has our economy improves ? Have we been buying a bag of rice at 10k ? Was their supply of rice within Nigeria producer?

What correction has the FG done to warrant the opening ? If nothing was done from time of closure to the time of reopening then this government is an EVIL,DEMONIC & SATANIC government I have ever seen .

They only subjected millions of Nigerians to harsh suffering without thinking about the possible effects . Now ,they need to win their hearts before they can win the upcoming elections . So this is just a bait . Moreover ,the boarder in the north were operating as if they’re not part of Nigeria .

I hope we don’t fall into another trap of this kind.

This is a set up game against Man city for FA cup semifinal on Saturday. The man city will be over too confident that this Liverpool team is weak.

Government has no business in private sector business .

I would have preferred a public and private partnership on such business to keep things in check. A state government going full into a taxi hauling business is a no no for me . They should think of something more better this .

What’s is the objective of the business ? To make profit or to provide standard services to the citizens at lower and affordable cost ?

Vinnie2000:
Honestly, I cant help but Feel that Lionel Messi's somewhat dwindling form in the past 3 years may be because he has A WIFE!

Ronaldo, Wizkid, Burnaboy, Drake, Chris BBrown and lots of Successful Superstars have refused to get Married! Even Alh. Aliko Dangote is said to be single!

Oprah Winfrey, Rihanna have not Married till now. While the dancer Kaffy abandoned marriage because she felt it is an hindrance to her career!

SO, IS MARRIAGE A DISTRACTION IN A PERSON'S PURSUIT OF SUCCESS?

Lets not forget that Married Peeps like Beyonce, Jay z, Mercy Johnson, Yul Edochie, etc are doing well!

Marriage should be a career enabler if you marry the right spouse who has your interest at heart. Someone with a peaceful home devoid of issue tends to have a flourishing career because this gives them the opportunity to have a clear and peaceful mind while they chase their goals knowing well they’re loved at home .

missimelda01:
So I made a post earlier about how my partner wasn't interested in growing emotionally, well we continued having issues because of his behaviors (complains a lot, petty, prefers to keep malice instead of communicating and so much more). I finally decided to break up with him.

The next day after the break up, he messaged me on Instagram (I blocked him on every other platform and forgot this), he started begging and promised to communicate better. I didn't pay attention to him until after two days, then we started calling on Instagram and it was as if things were getting better.

My birthday was two days ago, he came to my house with gifts, said he had made plans for them before we broke up...lol he ask me out again and I said yes (don't blame me, I find it difficult to detach from people I love).

I was at his place and was using his computer to work and messages kept coming in from one particular girl, I was ignoring it until it was too hard to ignore, opened it and saw the shock of my life (his mac is sync with his iPhone). This guy had unprotected sex with a girl he met on a dating app the same week we ‘broke up’

I'm angry, disappointed and confused.
What do men want? You meet a girl who's loyal, independent, cares for your family, plans with you and you still ruin everything.

P.S this guy was so in love with me, he's been so pressed about meeting my mum, he already knows my siblings...I’m beginning to think he has mental problems.

This guy is still a teen and how long will you guys keep doing this ? So whenever you guys have a short or little argument he gets out and get laid by random girls ? Have you considered the negative effects of this ? Like stds and the rest that he might pass down to you through his shady deals ?

I guess it’s time you call it off ,such people won’t change but they will only be more smarter next time blocking and deleting all evidence.

You can’t stop a guy bad habit. He can only stop it by himself if he only he loves you enough to do so and he’s truthful to himself .

The ball is in your court and you decide what you want with your life .

If a lady could give me rest of mind and what else did I want . Though some guys love adventure so it’ll be difficult to keep such guys no matter how much you tried.

Shalom !

Useless FG ! How would the FG be thinking on to I’ll save my money . It’s mine and I can determine how it should be spent.

They should find a better way to fund the economy rather stealing from it citizens . Other countries don’t like this .

Thief thief government

Go get a new job and disclose your monthly net pay to your wife.

Go to your bank and initiate a standing order that a specific amount of the net pay should go to your wife’s account. You may say 80-90% should hit your wife’s account . And your wife should not give you any money or lend you any money. Except the circumstances is very important and your wife will have to oversee that .

Set a limit for your betting activities.

The only fund you should have in your account should be the funds that will get you to work for the month and the limit amount you have set aside for your betting activities if you’re still interested in your betting activities .

Stop looking for sudden wealth ;when you look for sudden wealth you tend to lose more money and make you more poor than you imagine . Betting is based on luck most of the times. Betting is not work .

I would advice you to invest than looking for ways to get rich quick .

Shalom !!!

Use air fryer. You don’t need to use groundnut oil . You can also determine how deep you want the frying to be through the setting/control .

If the job poster requested for it ,kindly include it .

If you want to stand out among other applicants where cover letter was not stated please use one .

Bottom point is that it’s not always be CV or Cover letter but by the Grace of almighty God.

I’m a Chartered Accountant .

I’m proud to be a member of this noble profession . It’s lucrative so far you’re ready to pay the price.

Hmmm.

Everyone hates control and audit guys. They see you as a threat anytime and any day even when you're not investigating them. I work in control/audit. Basically you won't have much office friends. In life, not everyone will like you and not everyone will hate you as well, the earlier you know this the better for your peace of mind.

But we are humans before being a professional.

Buy yourself a clipper and don't borrow anyone even your blood brother.

I haven’t recouped my school fees yet . We thank God so far .

I studied Accounting from a state university.I graduated with 2.1(4.02). I became Chartered Accountant early this year but yet to be inducted.

I believe investment in personal development never fails though it might take a while but it will surely yield tangible result.

Sometimes it can be depressing when you’re been underpaid or when you find yourselves not living up to your full potential .

Yungmil:
Na dis game I dey wait for make my 800k enter!!!!


Give away for first 10 people to mention me.

Oya oooo

No forget me oooo boss

Congratulations

What’s CBN saying again ?

Can I use e naira to hedge inflation and devaluation of naira ? Nope .

E naira wallet is just duplicating the balance I have in my bank balance so what’s the essence. I can use my card to purchase goods and services online without touching a physical cash,so what do I need the e naira for again . Is e naira accepted globally ?

Buhari is a fucking bastard and terrorist .

You can’t infringe on people fundamental human right .