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PoliticsRe: Outrageous Photo Of Tinubu Bowing Down To Pray In Mosque Cause Uproar- Pics by layzie: 5:29am On Jul 16, 2022
MalcoImX:
In what way is it any problem since he's not infringing on any part of the Constitution?

So, what you're suggesting is illegal and an infringement of the rights of every Nigerian.

In a way you're being undemocratic and dictatorial.
It's no problem at all.
PoliticsRe: Outrageous Photo Of Tinubu Bowing Down To Pray In Mosque Cause Uproar- Pics by layzie: 5:27am On Jul 16, 2022
basybasy:
We are really enjoying the lamentations and frustrations of Tinubu's haters these days. Some people will just hate u for nothing. Everybody wants to relocate to Lagos WC Tinubu built. Every Corp member and every job seeker wants Lagos. Why they don't plan to relocate to Anambra. Foolish people. All these flat heads people have nowhere togo than Lagos.
Oshe, Lagos no dey before until tinubu came and built it.
Make una dey get small sense before commenting abeg
PoliticsRe: Outrageous Photo Of Tinubu Bowing Down To Pray In Mosque Cause Uproar- Pics by layzie: 5:25am On Jul 16, 2022
Kagd10:
According to urchins like you, right?

Even Obasanjo was lauding Tinubu as the most brilliant leader.
Bros talk better thing abeg, should we all post links where other people have lauded Buhari??
RomanceRe: Bride Stops Her Husband From Kissing Her At Their Wedding Reception (Pix, Video) by layzie: 6:36am On Jul 14, 2022
Her make up. She doesn't want the lipstick gone. There will be videos and photos from the whole event, she wants to look her best.
FoodRe: The Catfish I Bought N3600 in Enugu by layzie: 9:46am On Jun 17, 2022
sapeleboi:
ph 1700 1kg
State the location of the farm and harvest time if u can
CrimeRe: Appeal Court Affirms Okey Nwosu's Conviction Over ₦10.9 Billion Fraud by layzie: 9:30pm On Jun 08, 2022
Newhorizon777:
Okey nwosu was evil I worked under him they eat all our benefit made us contract staff and in the end we left with nothing. The 3 year time is un fair on us that he cheated. They should collect all his money and return exactly what belong to we former finbank staff
This ur story sef.
1 . U worked under him- as what, in a branch or directly under him on his office?
2. He ate ur benefits- u weren't paid your salaries?
3. He made u contract staff- how exactly did he do that? Every Nigerian bank has an outsourcing system in place.
4 they should return what belong to u former finbank staff- I ask again, u were not paid salaries?

I'm not in support of the ex MD for fraud, but I know former staff of finbank had better benefits under him than with FCMB so this your claim get as e be.
Do enlighten us.
FamilyRe: I Refused My Husband From Sleeping With Me. See Why? by layzie: 7:42pm On Jun 06, 2022
gfon:
no need to be biased in this situation,how would you come back from work all sweaty and dirty then demand for sex without taking your bath? Abi you think it's only females that smell down there? Guys too!! The werey fit dey even request for BJ from the woman.Abeg let's be logical and not sentimental.
U shud know the story is fake. Person wey come back from hard sweaty labour, no think of to bath, eat and rest first. Na sex em first ask for. Everyday for four months. Reason am na
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: Buhari Was A Serial Loser Until I Made Him President, It Is Now My Turn by layzie: 9:41am On Jun 03, 2022
"this thing behind me wouldn't have been governor if not for my help"

I hope that's the right translation. grin

Na that one off me. Lol grin
PoliticsRe: How South-west Delegates Voted Massively For Atiku by layzie: 8:03pm On Jun 01, 2022
ImmaculateJOE:
South South are Wike's biggest betrayal, imagine Delta, Bayelsa and Akwa Ibom gave him a block vote, Wike could have won.
He couldn't have, he needed more northern states. The northern state had more delegates than southern states and Akwa ibom governor was contesting so his state will vote for him. The game changer was Tambuwal with his northwestern delegates
PoliticsRe: You Will Suffer’ —Wike Blasts Southern Govs For Betraying Him For Atiku by layzie: 8:01pm On May 30, 2022
Islandlady:
Oga i was referring to the 100 delegates of southeast who voted Atiku a fulanis man instead of their fellow brothers in the contest! So what next are you gonna say about this!?
I find this your claim very interesting. The whole of south had about 360 delegates. SE being the zone with the least number of states had not more than 100 delegates in total.

Are u telling us here that every delegate in SE voted for Atiku?
Very interesting
PoliticsRe: Tinubu & Rotimi Amaechi At Private Wing Of MMIA Lagos (Photos) by layzie: 6:02am On May 04, 2022
Cajal:
Even Amechi will loose in River State
Go and read about MAGNUS ABE
Amechi that cannot deliver any local government to APC
He is not ready
What exactly is he to read about Magnus Abe? The way people seat in their houses and be throwing names/powers around is truly amazing. Not just you o so don't take it personal. Listen to folks gathered around discussing politics, and u will be hearing names and supposed powers of those names. Lol
PropertiesRe: Ebute-Meta Building Tenants Given Quit Notice Before Collapse - Caretaker by layzie: 1:40pm On May 02, 2022
complexBoss12:
the way you guys swallow everything you see online not good. Have you heard from the tenants??
What do u want to hear from the tenants. Would u stay in a distressed building even if ur rent is not expired?? For the caretaker to move out because of the distress means the distress is clear for all to see.
PropertiesRe: Ebute-Meta Building Tenants Given Quit Notice Before Collapse - Caretaker by layzie: 1:35pm On May 02, 2022
complexBoss12:
the way you guys swallow everything you see online not good. Have you heard from the tenants??
What do u want to hear from the tenants. Would u stay in a distressed building even if ur rent is not expired?? For the caretaker to move out because of the distress means it's clear for all to see. Yet dey remained. Abeg
RomanceRe: What Is Really The Problem With Some Married Women by layzie: 10:44am On Apr 24, 2022
damo2014:
This is a personal experience with a married woman... Honestly, it is only God that will help men o in this generation of very loose married women. I stay in Okota, married with two kids. Although there are a few of them that will just be staring at one with one kind look. But as a man who doesn't even create any space, they hardly see my "gullible" face for ground.

Last last, I stumbled on one early this year when I was taking a stroll in the street before going to work. Prior to this day, we have had few random times we just said hi and good morning to each other, because she looks calmer and a bit serious. We shared contacts and ever since, it's being terrible, I must say.
She pointedly told me she was happy that we shared each other's contact, that she's being wishing that I do that for a long time. Btw, she is married with two kids as well.

Her WhatsApp status daily is a consistent display of love for her husband, appreciation to him for being the best husband any woman could have. Infact she has told me on a number of times that her husband actually brought to the beautiful level she has become. That she doesn't a spend a dime on herself because everything is catered for by him. She's so fond of him, as far as what I observe.

But this woman has some philandering tendencies. She is d one that will be begging one to come online for video calls. A lot of shit already done. Her nudity. She's made herself come cum one day while on vc that I never expected. Frankly, the only thing remaining between us is making those things real. My excuse has always been time availability on my part.

My submission from all these her potential escapades from my study is
She's relatively young, about 28 and more beautiful/sexier since her marriage to the man. And I also think she never really was exposed like that before marriage. During one of our convos, she told me her husband is a "churchy" person who is not really into all these worldly things. She told me her husband may not touch her in more than one month and he won't complain. This woman is starved.

Men, pls some women like fantasy. They like being taken out of boredom into weird stuffs. They like sex. Occasionally, have a romantic chats with them, both physically and online. A few dirty chats I have had with her confirms this. She was all over the moon at the end of them.

I know I won't give in to her eventually as I have done to a lot of them in this category. But am afraid, she may not be lucky with other men who are uncontrollably randy....
Hear from the man first before believing her version. Most cheating wives are extremely good in the act of manipulation and deceit
FamilyRe: How I Sent My Troublesome First Wife Packing Peacefully by layzie: 7:22am On Apr 01, 2022
InsanePsycho:
He disappeared from the story undecided
Story is obviously made up. Once u start hearing Hadiza, know u re reading a novel.

Plus upstairs turned to bungalow grin
PoliticsRe: Bianca-Ebele Slap Was A Comic Relief - Soludo by layzie: 5:37pm On Mar 22, 2022
laiperi:
I could not believe it too. He might have been misquoted by trouble makers.

But if it is true that Soludo said that, it points to how low we have descended in this country. Children of the next generation are watching.

Precedents are created and followed. If you cannot focus and enjoy a solemn occasion like that, the next clown is waiting to upstage the previous one.
Did you read the news article or u just read headlines
CrimeRe: Gunmen Assassinate Groom & His Son On His Wedding Day In Delta State by layzie: 9:54pm On Mar 19, 2022
Administration1:
lots of comments here will be targeted to historical issues with Ex-girfriend of the groom. But pause and think about these scenarios:

1. What is it's a plot from the girl's end?
2. What if it's a business deal that the groom ripped someone off?
3. What if it's from the next of kin of the groom, who stands to gain on his demise?
4. What if it has to do with the parents, and the payback is on their kids?
5. What if it's cult related?(I recently saw a trad video when the bride walked up to the groom sprayed him some cash on him and ended up sharing a cult related handshake with him)

It could be any of the above, hence if you have any issues settle them before marriage, else you do as some of us did, make all your goons come armed to your wedding and reception party
The timing bro. The timing.
Day he did traditional wedding.
Plus the little son.
Too personal.
Tilts more to a scorned ex.
FamilyRe: Lady Taken To Osun to take oath Before Leaving Nigeria Has Been Found by layzie: 11:41am On Mar 08, 2022
completeskills:
No one is saying the whites don't have their problems..but come on...you can't compare them to the blacks.
Accept it or not...the blacks have a different mindset from the whites..which sadly is generally negative.
Nothing is wrong with my gene for sure, and I'm black. Don't know abt you.
And note to stop generalising, that an individual white man is a serial killer killing hundreds of people for fun doesn't mean something is wrong with the entire white gene.
Same for blacks.
FamilyRe: Lady Taken To Osun to take oath Before Leaving Nigeria Has Been Found by layzie: 6:41am On Mar 06, 2022
completeskills:
I have often though about this too. My conclusion is that there is something fundamentally wrong with our gene. I just don't know how the genetic disorder came about exactly.
Really.

If it was a black country that suddenly invaded their neighbour, killing and destroying infrastructure, u would have used that as a narrative to support your conclusion.

While u re trying to figure out the disorder with YOUR gene, don't generalise.
RomanceRe: I'm In A Fix... HELP ME! by layzie: 5:27pm On Mar 02, 2022
SugarPapi:
So... I'm 39/m, married with 3 beautiful kids. Wife and kids are abroad, while I'm gainfully employed here in Nigeria. This is my story -

I've always been a chilled introverted guy with almost zero worries. I'm committed to my work and my work is also committed to me, at least, I'm able to send a healthy amount to my wife and kids in the Queen's country, every month. As a 'Manchelor', this is my daily schedule - wake up, go to work, close late, get home, play PS, skype the fam, sleep, rinse and repeat.

I seldom have time for social media, but once in a while, I log into Facebook and IG to catchup with friends. This was the beginning of my dilemma.

December of last year, I was scrolling on my timeline when I got a notif. Someone had liked my picture. I clicked through her profile and saw this young pretty girl. Honestly, I did not exactly fancy her at first, but I reciprocated the like on one of her pictures and logged of to bed.

When I woke the next morning, she had followed me. I followed back and thanked her for the follow in her dms.

This damsel was around 6ft, pretty, fair and easy on the eyes. She did not have any revealing or tight fitting clothes on her profile so at the beginning, I could not exactly place her physique.

We started chatting that day and as satan will have it, one day, I got leave from work. It was an unfateful Friday so I invited her to a day out at The Palms. We ate , watched a movie then when I wanted to book a ride for her back home, she said she'd like to know my house.

Tbh, I thought this was quite forward and voiced it. I love my Wife dearly. I love my children as well. I would never do anything to deliberately hurt them so I turned down her offer and booked the ride. She stays at Yaba, I at LP1.

She entered her ride and I did not contact her again.

Well, hello next morning!

Her WhatsApp call woke me up. It was a Saturday so I was at home. We spoke at length, she thanked me for the previous day and told me to at least allow her pay me back. "This girl sef!" I thought to myself.

We got to know each other better across the phone in that singular call and I felt it in my soul that she was a genuine one... not an 'InMessage' girl. She was a student at UNILAG in her 300l, studying Accounting. She was a really homely girl, light spoken and very respectful.

It was not yet mid-day when her cab to my house was 10 minutes away.

She came in, looking like a queen. Jeeez! Remembering that day sends shivers down my spine. Thankfully, I leave in a building all to myself so there no prying eyes to call Mama omo SugarPapi in faraway Ireland. My security guy opened for them, she alighted and paid the cab herself. WAWU!

She came and hugged me, we held hands as I pulled her in. She had not fully entered my house when I swept her off her feet, our lips crushed together in intense canoodle. Her tongue was probing inside my mouth as mine hers. Before I could process what was happening, she went on her knees and I felt my soul leave my body.

By this time, I had still not seen her body, so I led her to my guest room and my God!

Brief history... before this day, I had always considered myself an 'ass guy'. Actually, the few guys I consider friends know me as an ass guy. I loved huge melons but 'the behind' gets me most of the time.

Dear NLers, this girl's bossoms where neither ginormous nor small. They were just the perfect size and they stood! My God they stood! Firmly in my face, begging, begging to be...

I'm a 39yo guy and I confess that I have never experienced sex like that till that day! She was so sensual, so soft, no rush, no wrong. She mounted and rode me that day till I came. It has never ever happened before... not even with my partner and my she can f*ck!

It took every fiber of my being not to cry like a child as she rode me with ease and finesse. It was not that type of riding where the girl tries to burst your kidneys or emasculate you. It was focused on just my shaft and its cap. At some point, I was afraid I will pass out.

I had to quickly pull her off me before I pass out.

We ordered some take out, went at it three more times and around 8pm she was on a ride home. I told her to send me her account for me to send her something for the weekend. She out rightly refused and also refused me paying for her transport. WTH?! Abi na mami water tins?

Well it's been three months now and I can't seem to let her go. I have never experienced sex the way she does it. I confess that I may be catching actual feelings for her. I see myself jealous when she receives a call from her male counterparts, she once showed me a video she made with her ex. I was so angry. When she noticed my demeanour, she came, sat on my naked groin and whispered in my ears - "he is in the past, THE PAST".

I have to come voice out my predicament because she is now taking space in my heart. I can't do this to my family.

Guys, how do I 'divorce' this girl?
Just curious as to how u allowed 'a stranger' have u so cheap??
Liked ur pix day 1, followed u on sm day 2, and banged u day 3.
I mean, she chose /targeted u and it only took her 3 days to go from stranger to banging u in ur own home.

Y did u allow that?
CelebritiesRe: Abuja Courts Revokes Jaruma's Bail, Orders Her Re-Arrest And Remand by layzie: 4:07pm On Feb 23, 2022
ImoleNaija:
For those who find reading so hard, here is the reason for the revoke.
Wonder y reading is so hard. Ned ko Ned ni, madam and her lawyers didnt show up in court and they are calling Ned upandan
CrimeRe: For Everyone Who Had Shown Concern About My Missing Friend, His Fate Is Certain by layzie: 11:37am On Feb 19, 2022
Very sad case, take heart Op.
This is one reason I dread interstate road travel these days. NE, NC, SE roads not too safe for now.
PoliticsRe: Throwback Photo Of DSP ABBA Kyari As Okada Man Surfaces by layzie: 11:28am On Feb 19, 2022
Bounceboune7:
The igbos don start with their over do again with this man,he has been found wanting at least let the law take it's course instead of all these daily madness
So someone does a Photoshop of kyari and ur response is to drag a whole tribe into it. Like seriously?
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Not Interested In Relocating Abroad! by layzie: 10:27am On Jan 17, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Your wife has a masters and has been jobless for 11 years. Does she even harbor desires to obtain a PhD on top of what she has so far, or are you the one making that decision for her to obtain a PhD as well? undecided

You want her to explore her "potentials" but why aren't these "potentials" explorable with the masters she currently has? undecided

If she don't want to go abroad for PhD,and assuming it is her desire to begin with, what is wrong with paying for her to obtain one right there in the country?, undecided
He wants to relocate abroad with his family, that's the crux of the matter. He intends to explore the study route for that. Of what use will a Nigerian PHD to do this quest?
FamilyRe: Dear Married Men, How Do You Cope With Sex Starvation by layzie: 8:35am On Dec 25, 2021
omoharry:
If it domestic work that is making her tired, then get her a help or assist her in shores around the house and caring for the children, so that she will be less tired for couple night time .
It is not domestic work.
My friend once had 3 housemaids to a son and a wife. Yet he always complained of same issue. And this is someone that married her because of the frequent sex when they were dating.
Op is not alone, like someone said, 70% of married men are going through this, rich or poor.
PoliticsRe: FFK Released Video Of Kids Hours After Chinwendu Cried To See Them by layzie: 7:29am On Dec 12, 2021
So this is the person Apc caretaker took to see a whole President as per asset defection. Person wey no fit manage home quietly, disgracing himself on SM up and dan.
Mtcheew.
BusinessRe: . by layzie: 4:58am On Nov 11, 2021
So have u reported to efcc?
AgricultureRe: Porcupines Available For Sale by layzie: 11:21am On Nov 07, 2021
Selling for meat? Or are there any other benefits
SportsRe: EPL: You’re Useless – Paul Scholes Slams Man Utd Star, Criticises Solskjaer by layzie: 11:00am On Nov 07, 2021
paulolee:
omooor.....dt bissaka is only good wen defending.....allow him ne part of d defense n stop bombing attack til e improves
U can't be a top team without wing backs that cross. Carl walker, trent, reece james etc. Na only man utd own no dey cross. It can't work.
Funny enough, wan bissaka was crossing balls in his first season.
PoliticsRe: Wike, Opara, Sekibo, Dokpesi, Lee Maeba Arrive Justice Odili's Home by layzie: 4:17am On Oct 30, 2021
muykem:
This visit has shown Mary Odlli is representative of PDP in supreme Court.
When these same Justices removed a PDP Governor and replaced with an Apc candidate that came 4th in d election, as unpopular as it was, they are fighting for the common man. That's what some people said.

When a priest foretold that and it happened, he is truly in the spirit, some people said.

But When the same Justices gives a judgement that doesn't seem to favour the Govt in power, some people will say maybe they are corrupt.

When the same priest speaks against the govt in power, some people will say maybe he is a fraud.
PoliticsRe: Rivers Ex-Commissioner For Justice Wore Tinubu Shirt To Visit Senator Abe by layzie: 10:50pm On Oct 26, 2021
Ezewuzie01:
Chai! Wike too. PDP is a party of saboteurs.
Wogu Boms was Amaechi's commissioner

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