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felicitations, mon fille.

musiwa is a computer virus.

LEXYCOM: I beg, who go summarize dis yeye letter for me in one word?

fake

i am honored to join my fellow progressives to wish our ever incorruptible, indefatigable and progressive leader, General Muhammad Buhari, a very happy birthday.

Haters can follow oshiomole's advice. . go and die.

dechandel: ... So me wey come get flat nyansh nko?? make i go die

nay, no need to go and die. a good 'defence' is the dream of any man in a girl.
you are in luck as i know how to pump that thing naturally. i have helped a lot of girls. you won't beleive it after six months. even j lo will envy you.

just pm me.

when the word 'igbo man' is mentioned what readily comes to mind is ' here comes a smart man'. unfortinately, the reverse seems to the case going by the posts of igbo nairalanders.

igbo's addiction to that thing called APGA is a clueless exhibition of what honorable patrick calls 'epileptic parapoism'. it took the pleading of ojukwu of blessed memory to secure a win for that woman, peter obi and daylight robbery for that mediocre, obiano to win in anambra. somebody tell me what apga is still doing alive.

i expected a loud applause for the action of Progressive OKOROCHA from the igbos and not this baby cries like APC is islamic, APC is that and this. PDP hates the igbo. why not join the only other party that makes PDP shivers and pee in her skirt? A progressive party for only the progressives. :

I believe they also went the list of the lecturers that signed 'intention to continue resume work' register. I mean the list of those of them that are not ready to defy hunger and poverty. Guys, just be patient as I am assuring you that this the is the final outbreak of the plague called ASUU-STRIKE in Nigeria. Its gonna be a victory to the humble and defeat to the greedy. A battle won to true Nigerians.

felicitations.

alutacontinua: You people might go on and on about how spiritual sex is but the truth is it's just as physiological too.

Male + female = sex (privacy, feelings and indiscipline act as huge catalysts of that equation), in your case, 2 of the 3 major catalysts are in place, it's just almost normal that the urge would come! If you like, be spitting fire out of your mouth as Holy Spirit, it still doesn't change that fact! Holy Spirit does not lower the level of hormones in your body, neither does he hold ur prick down in the presence of appropriate stimulus....d truth is Holy Spirit expects you to do the job yourself! That is where the 3rd catalyst cimes in! In your case, I wouldn't deceive you, discipline might not mean trying to hold yourself when she is around you, it might mean avoiding too much privacy for you two. You can as well pray till tomorrow and bind and cast, anytime you stay with that lady in private, even if you don't straff (as a result of the healing process going on down there at the moment), you will touch and do other tinz.

If you want to keep your Christianity, you guys should avoid temptations, stop putting yourself in that position where you'll not be able to control things!


Nd 4 weeks after birth, der's actually a high probability that she cannot conceive....her prolactin levels are still on a high side-natural contraception tinz!
However, there are no absolutes in medicine, so, I wouldn't assure you too much!

bien parlé, docteur

Amb Fitsaint: Dr. I realise dat many active medics on d thread passed away ur question. This I think is as a result of d country u intend going for ur residency. Germany is not a common place for residency. Had it been the US, the UK nd likes, ur question wud av been heeded to.

I am one of d newly admitted medics in OAU. I wish to know u more to discuss some stuffs with u.

i do not want to beleive that there are no nigerian doctors undergoing residency in Germany. US is too jampacked with intending IMGs from all parts of the world and that makes getting into a 'desired' residency program close to impossible. Germany competes with US in surgery and its way less competitive and more realistic if one displays a good mastery of the language. well, i shall continue to research on the subject and share my findings with the house.

by the way, congrats on your admission to the jesusalem of struggle. part one in ife is just a child's play. u gat absolutely nada to worry about.

ASUU has unfortunately become a polical tool like the op implied. it is regretably lugubrious that even professors are now behaving like touts in Nigeria.

sack the unrepentant and obstinate ones. to their surprise education will survive with time. it is high time we ended this plague called ASUU STRIKE that has been ravaging our university education from time immemorial.

some people are just crazy.

is GOD not the best of judges?

i answer in the affirmative and i am, on that, among the witnesses.

hypocrites. the so called lord will deny 99% of you like he promised. mandella was upright and the owner of paradise and hell is just and not cruel.

the jews would say the xtians will not make heaven and xtian would the jews will not make heaven and they read the same book.

nay, the religion of Abraham is not crooked.

hi guys,
i am proud to introduce my humble self to you as a fellow doctor-in-the-making. i study at the jerusalem of struggle and mecca of militancy popularly known as great IFE.

i wish to get into german surgery residency after graduation and as such i want my esteemed senoirs to put through on how to achieve this. i have started learning deustch (german). what else do i need to know? would apprec8 any useful info. thanks.

le bien connu

this film sweet die. monday is almost here. what is gonna happen?

ego or hunger? choices have to be made.
watch out.

it is pitiable dismal pismal. it regretably lugubrious that a country that is blessed with oil, a country that is blessed with human resources, because of mismanagement, because of clueless cluelessness, because of shoeless shoelessness and because of planless planlessness a vast majority of nigerians still continue to facilitate between exhorbitant enthusiasm and irrational irritability while the microscopic few that have piloted the affair of this nation live in peasantly luxury and suspensary solititude
..........igodimigodo of Benin, honorable patrick obahiagbon

Daniyemi: This is an apotheosis at the highest empyema
and celestial in the academic aqua of nigeria.
After all the sagaic saga cum gagaic gaga and all
the propagandas promulgated and publicise by
the two parties assu and FG they still came into
a prudent and sagacious conclusion of ending
this peregrinated and phanstansmagoric strike. I
am in the state of unpanjandrumic and
unsardonic elatedness and my gastric that was in
the of deja vu ologomabia is now been
transmogrify and transmuted into a state of
heavenly el dora do. During the strike higgledy
piggledy cum hocus pocus and jiggery pockery I
was having a brain dyslexia and stomach
dyspepsia and all my body viscera was in the
pestilential and disastrous. Aqua of a
detrimental metagrabolism and roforofoism.
Now I m in the state of academic enthusiasm. So
every student stand up and wallow into a
unificated parapoism and espirit des lous.

baba were ni bobo yi

i am begining to beleive the ET things. girls and not boys are now getting all the prizes. but why?

.db

if after all this ASUU refuses to call off then it should be declared a terrorist group.

john is gbabiscally peter's father.

mumumugu: I love this game

me too

if nassir faggoti turns out to a member of boko haram, i wont be surprised.

i am confused. why do you guys tag APC muslim brotherhood party? Oshiomole n'est pas musulman.

DNA TEST. c'est combien ?

the leadership of APC should not fold thier arms on this matter if they do want to lose everything they have worked for.
they should hand the wicked man a public reprimand also compensate the widow.

rahazaqa: pls ,explain the pics to me,I can't understand it!! Pls!

the vulture was waiting for the child to die before eating his remains. this really got me wailing. i can not forget this for the rest of my life.

[quote author=Unluvable*]My colleague just noticed a change in my mood
The starving child, the dog at the owners grave, the pupil playing the violin, the guy that whose brother died, the firefighter giving the koala a drink, wait for me daddy, the soldier hugging her daughter.....
I see pictures like this and I forgive atheist for their non believe, one needs a whole lot of faith to witness this and still believe in a caring and loving God[/quote]la verite

i said it. ASUU has finally comitted suicide. they should not deceive themselves that thier positions cannot filled as there are many qualified aspirants home and abroad. did i hear that some phd holders applied for dangote truck drivers positions? something tells me there are many more presently unemployed or employed but poorly paid. its a good riddance. shame on them.

the junior ones who have not made enough to money should shine thier eyes
poverty is a very bad thing.