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Crime / Re: Four Armed Robbers Caught And Burnt Alive In Mushin, Lagos (Picture) by Leemak: 12:06am On Nov 04, 2012
wages of sin......dis act keeps on repeating itself because people have lost faith in d police and judiciary systems.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Congratulates Obasanjo On New Appointment by Leemak: 8:45pm On Nov 01, 2012
Mad woman(Queen Elizabeth) appointing useless and shameless man(Obasanjo) who slept with his son's wife.....bunch of idiots!

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Celebrities / Re: I'm Seven Months Pregnant For Funke Akindele's Husband - Mother Of Two by Leemak: 8:59am On Oct 20, 2012
Nairalanders see d effects of love of money by Funke Akindele, upon all single and seiously searching young men weh full naija dis useless chick go marry a man of polygamous uncontrolable sex emotion......u hav not seen anything yet Jenifar!
Romance / Re: How Do You Prove You Love Your Partner? by Leemak: 9:29pm On Oct 18, 2012
Angelonah: You hav to treat ha to b d onli on dat means d world nd evritin 2 u. Giv ha ur time, take ha out to relaxatn place. Confes ur lv 4 ha in public place. Always tri to kw hw favorit dish, drink, color nd get dem 4 ha often. Above all call ha often atleast twice a day. Try to ask ha if she has eaten or nt. Make ha frds close 2 u to kw ha d more.[color=#006600][/color]
after some period she will take u to be 'MUMU' abi is not nigerian lady u r talking about?
Romance / Re: Can Love Exist Without Jealousy? by Leemak: 4:03pm On Oct 18, 2012
every sensible lady likes her boyfriend or husband to be jealous of her because dt is when she wil feel more important to him......but too much jealousness is not ok!
Phones / Re: Nokia Introduces Solar Phone Charger In Nigeria by Leemak: 11:23am On Oct 17, 2012
are we going to b putting our phones under d sun togeda wit d charger?......if yes, den our phones wil not last long ..........

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Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan's Trip Home Is Canceled - SaharaReporters by Leemak: 8:15pm On Oct 11, 2012
40 laptops whether u like or not Dame Patience Jonathan is coming back to Nigeria in 'casket'......i dont give a damn!

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Romance / Re: Do You Secretly Check Your Partner's Phone And Email? by Leemak: 12:08pm On Oct 11, 2012
why wil i not do dt when i know dt all ladies are wit such flexible minds?....i sometimes do it even in her presence and sometimes in secret too!....dude if u r not fond of doing dt i bet u d day u do dt u wil almost lost urself because of d level of trust u hav in ha/him.
Politics / Re: Text Of Jonathan's 2013 Budget Speech by Leemak: 7:42pm On Oct 10, 2012
stupid president presenting rubbish budget.......hav u fully implemented 2012 budget?......clueless presido!
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Leaves German Hospital, Checks Into Hotel by Leemak: 10:50am On Oct 04, 2012
nairalanders i strongly bet it wit u dt im 100percent sure dt dis Patient(Patience) Jonathan wil not come bak to dis country alive again unless in Casket.......wot a nonsense from Vanguard! she has been released from hospital but resting in a hotel, where is dt hotel located, in d grave or in hell fire?......Bleep u 40 laptops!
Politics / Re: Okupe: Critics Of Jonathan Are Silly Nigerians by Leemak: 3:01pm On Oct 02, 2012
Doyin Okupe is a fucking blindfolded mad man, he is a senior stupid fellow to Reuben Abati.....ur senseless retardeen boss called drunkard fisherman GEJ knows dt he is a total failure, he vomits rubbish whenever he talks.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Lied In Independence Anniversary Broadcast. by Leemak: 9:17pm On Oct 01, 2012
may God almighty punish u u dis senseless retardeen GEJ for telling lies to d world against realities in Nigeria, may ur wife and self-sponsored governor Dickson of bayelsa not return to dis country alive again in IJN.......if u can no longer lead us as u promised why cant u tell d world facts about our country and lets those countries dt want to help us graant their aids.....pls tell me mr daft drunkard fisherman from Otueke wot are d reasons why u opened dt ur rubbish big mouth to tell lies against nigeria?.....pls im xpecting reply from members of 40 laptops puppets!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham (2 - 3) On 29th Sept 2012 by Leemak: 7:33pm On Sep 29, 2012
old trafford and emirates were away grounds for woman utd and young chickens today, really nairalanders?..........buhahabuhaha
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Battles Parkinson’s Disease? - SaharaReporters by Leemak: 5:00pm On Sep 27, 2012
one Bayelsa Perm. Sec is missing.......nairalanders i bet u dis Patient(patience) Jonathan wil never com back to dis country alive.....God will do wot her senseless drunkard fucking fisherman husband did to subsidy protesters to her...As d FG cannot sanction those security personnel dt killed innocent protesters God too will not heal her from dis complicative diseases IJN.........
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Will Be "Eliminated" - Ahmadinejad by Leemak: 1:54pm On Sep 25, 2012
Bastiger:

knowledgeable minds indeed,so in all your wisdom does your narration justify the wiping out of the state of israel?does it it justify the incendiary remarks by a lunatic who has lost all decorum?a lunatic who implies that if you are insulted,you should go on a killing spree.you are just being cynical.
See your wasted life, upon all money your poor parents spent on u for your little and all-through bribed education you cannot even qoute well as simple as Seun make quotation simple on nairaland.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Will Be "Eliminated" - Ahmadinejad by Leemak: 1:48pm On Sep 25, 2012
Isreal has nuclear energy and constantly refuse to allow IAEA(International Atomic Energy Agency) to inspect it and also constantly refusing to sign NPT(Non-Proliferation Treaty) but Iran is a signatory to both IAEA and NPT, so who is a bully country between d two?.......even with d support of US, Isreal cannot dare mighty Iran. U d supporters of Isreal go and do research about self-developments of d two countries(mighty Iran and feable Isreal) and make comparison. Isreal V. Hezbollah 1996 war, pls who won d battle?

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Politics / Re: Religion Against Humanity By Wole Soyinka by Leemak: 1:04pm On Sep 25, 2012
ebamma: Take Islam out and the world will be in peace
u r out of ur sense and being foolish, know truth today dt there wil b no peace in d world except there is respect for every religion.
Religion / Re: Why No Riots Over Jesus's Wife Story? by Leemak: 7:07am On Sep 22, 2012
Lovine: WAS JESUS CHRIST MARRIED?


The recent discovery and translation of the fourth-century "Jesus' wife papyrus" has reopened the discussion as to whether Jesus had a wife / was married. The "Jesus' wife papyus" says, "Jesus said to them, 'My wife ...'" This discovery is interesting in that it is the first Gnostic writing to explicitly state that Jesus had a wife. While a couple of the Gnostic gospels mention Jesus having a close relationship with Mary Magdalene, none of them specifically state that Jesus was married to her or to anyone else. Ultimately, it does not matter what the "Jesus' wife papyrus" or Gnostic gospels say. They have no authority. They have all been proven to be forgeries invented to create a Gnostic view of Jesus.

If Jesus had been married, the Bible would have told us so, or there would be some unambiguous statement to that fact. Scripture would not be completely silent on such an important issue. The Bible mentions Jesus’ mother, adoptive father, half-brothers, and half-sisters. Why would it neglect to mention the fact that Jesus had a wife? Those who believe/teach that Jesus was married are doing so in an attempt to “humanize” Him, to make Him more ordinary, more like everyone else. People simply do not want to believe that Jesus was God in the flesh (John 1:1, 14; 10:30). So, they invent and believe myths about Jesus being married, having children, and being an ordinary human being.

A secondary question would be, “Could Jesus Christ have been married?” There is nothing sinful about being married. There is nothing sinful about having sexual relations in marriage. So, yes, Jesus could have been married and still be the sinless Lamb of God and Savior of the world. At the same time, there is no biblical reason for Jesus to marry. That is not the point in this debate. Those who believe Jesus was married do not believe that He was sinless, or that He was the Messiah. Getting married and having children is not why God sent Jesus. Mark 10:45 tells us why Jesus came, “For even the Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve, and to give his life as a ransom for many.”
why ar u so dumbfolded like this? if Jesus Christ did not marry, does dt makes u to b calling him God in a human fresh?....and if u r to b sincere in following Jesus Christ why do u wnt to marry or being in marriage?....hey my guy u dont really know what u r practising as a religion, hear d truth Jesus Christ is not God in any sense, pass dis to ur fellow dumbfolded members dt do not know right from left,ok?
Religion / Re: Why No Riots Over Jesus's Wife Story? by Leemak: 6:54am On Sep 22, 2012
because they dont value the prophets mentioned in bible while Muslims value all d prophets mentioned in d bible even Jesus Christ refers to as Prophet Isa...
Politics / Re: Jonathan Orders CBN To Stop N5,000 Note Plan by Leemak: 3:04pm On Sep 21, 2012
stuborn malam Sanusi do u see ur life? PDP has dented ur image in d front of more than 150million nigerian people, so next time if u wnt to accept an appointment from anybody u ought to think 1 milliion times, ok? hear d truth u can never contest for any national political office and win peoples' heart again.......u and ur bad policies should go sit down for somewhere, i think u said nigerians are just wasting their time in criticising u and said no going-back....As per u, d most dumbest , clueless, senseless, ill-thinking drunkard fisherman GEJ u definitely dont worth a chairman of Otuoke Local Govt, how could a sensible president failed to conduct public opinion on a policy dt wil affect d whole citizens before come out wit his big and dirty mouth to announce such bastardic policy?

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Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Yet To Stabilise - Hospital by Leemak: 11:03am On Sep 20, 2012
has she forgotten d effects of eating 3million naira food wit her fucking husband?.....i bet u nairalanders, she wil not come back to dis country alive again...

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The Innocence Of Muslims: The Film That Sparked Riots In Libya by Leemak: 3:16pm On Sep 13, 2012
oradee:

Christians condemn the film but was the film produced by a[b] Christian[/b]? and have the muslims behind their laptops and phones comdemned the killing?

look eh,islamic killings cannot be justified ok, whether its bone by Boko boys in Nigeria or done internationally.
.....e b like say u can reason to some xtent apart from other unreasonable christians here, pls can u tell me d reason y international christian organisations condemned d film? is because they vehemently know dt dis Jews want to cause trouble between muslims and christians...ok, let me ask u dis again, how many Jews are living in all these Arab countries? pls find answer to dis and continue to reason in a reasonable manners, im not saying as a muslim i want u to defend me but i want u to look at dt situation objectively.
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Innocence Of Muslims: The Film That Sparked Riots In Libya by Leemak: 2:54pm On Sep 13, 2012
@ all Islam haters: d truth is very bitter particularly for u dis slowpoke nigerian christians, look until there is respect for every religion from other religions dt d world will gain peace...even d heads of abroad christian organisations outrightly reject and condemned d film, u dis murafucker christian here in nigeria are just vomitting rubbish, go to Arab countries and protest.....'Islam our pride, their fear'
Politics / Re: GEJ Departs Botswana Before Schedule - SaharaReporters by Leemak: 2:27pm On Sep 12, 2012
dedeike: SAHARA SHOPRITE OF LIES. Nobody tells them anything. They just speculate and spread the rumours.
Where they not the ones who said their "source" told them Patience Jonathan had ruptured appendix? Gradually, it's turning to out to be fibroid.
I wonder why people still take this online media newspapers seriously.

They have misled a lot of people on NAIRALAND severally. There's nothing like rumours of death. If theres any such thing(God Forbid), you can't hide it. Even Foriegn media will report it instantly. The first lady has security personnel and associates who accompanied her to the trip. Those ones can't hide it. They would have called their close confidants and thier bosses in Nigeria to say it.
The president himself cannot hide the shock of such a bad news. Let's get real here.
Madam patience, the wife of our transformation leader and emerging best president in Nigeria's history is still very much alive.
.........no 17 of 40laptops in action, foolish fellow!
Politics / Re: GEJ Departs Botswana Before Schedule - SaharaReporters by Leemak: 2:27pm On Sep 12, 2012
dedeike: SAHARA SHOPRITE OF LIES. Nobody tells them anything. They just speculate and spread the rumours.
Where they not the ones who said their "source" told them Patience Jonathan had ruptured appendix? Gradually, it's turning to out to be fibroid.
I wonder why people still take this online media newspapers seriously.

They have misled a lot of people on NAIRALAND severally. There's nothing like rumours of death. If theres any such thing(God Forbid), you can't hide it. Even Foriegn media will report it instantly. The first lady has security personnel and associates who accompanied her to the trip. Those ones can't hide it. They would have called their close confidants and thier bosses in Nigeria to say it.
The president himself cannot hide the shock of such a bad news. Let's get real here.
Madam patience, the wife of our transformation leader and emerging best president in Nigeria's history is still very much alive.
.........no 17 of 40laptops in action, foolish fellow!
Politics / Re: List Of Nigerians Shortlisted For National Honours by Leemak: 2:33pm On Sep 11, 2012
Those dt want to give d awards and those dt want to receive d awards are all thieves....may God almighty punish u all, somebody say AMENNNNNNNN
Politics / Re: Taxi Driver Who Returned N18M Is Not On Honours List by Leemak: 2:19pm On Sep 11, 2012
dt man called Usuah or wot is his name na fool....u can do dt in a country where there is sincerity, d owner of dt money must b among those ppl dt ar stealing our money in dis country if not how could a businessman/woman dt hav laboured so hard 4get dt type of money in a taxi?......dt taxi driver should not b honoured with a national award because he is an international mugu of all times!
Politics / Re: Israel Begins Mass Deportation Of Nigerians. by Leemak: 8:08am On Sep 09, 2012
@some blind-folded xtians here: Go and study Isreal population survey very welll u wil know dt Judaism is mor dan 50percent of any religion in d country and let me tel u d truth d xtians there are not supporting dis type of barbaric activity by dis inhuman jews, so dont b foolishing urself by claiming dt isreal is a xtian country.
Politics / Re: "We're Yet To Reap The Benefits Of Jonathan In Power" - South-south Leaders by Leemak: 7:28am On Sep 09, 2012
foolish people with corrupt-oriented brains......with all money coming to ur region alone u this bunch of idiots stil vomitting rubbish, e no go beta for u and ur generation, somebody say AMENNNNNNNNNNN
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan: Surgery For Ruptured Appendix Was Performed by Leemak: 10:05am On Sep 06, 2012
Has she not died?..oh almighty God we are seriously waiting for Patience Jonathan and Diezani Madueke corpses, pls let it happen in a very shortest time!

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Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Diagnosed With Ruptured Appendicitis by Leemak: 1:43pm On Sep 05, 2012
@nicesunshine....ur post reflects where u belong, u dis pple from creek wu no sabi anything as far as nigeria economy is concerned cannot just come here on dis very sensible social media chat and b vomitting rubbish....u r asking how stupid and inhuman spending by ur drunkard fisherman @ d top seat cause poverty abi?...if there ar 150million pple in a country and 1 of dem is using 3million naira to eat a day when some people cannot afford 300naira meal p/day, is it not inequality and injustice b dt?... my guy i know u r 1 of 40 laptops hired by senseless retardeen called GEJ, u need to go bak to skul to study wot we called 'money management' out of d money ur visionless boss will pay u as 1 of his online supporters.....i repeat again, may almighty God not let Patience Jonathan and Diezani Allinson-Madueke return to Nigeria alive, everybody say AMENNNNNNNNNNNN.
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Diagnosed With Ruptured Appendicitis by Leemak: 7:14am On Sep 05, 2012
Make she no return back home alive, AMENNNNNN.....using 3million naira to eat a day and stil praying for her recovery, may God almighty turn His side away from those pple dt ar praying for her recovery, a common man with no complete 3 meals per day wil die of serious sickness yet a fucking big-belly person wil hav only appendice and then hospitalised in foreign country......what a shameless country!

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