₦airaland Forum

WhisperedNoise:
On a previous thread, I said that Oloyede isn't a clean man. Many people wanted to eat me. Lmao.

JAMB is a fantastically corrupt organization. They are washing their dirty linens in public and disgracing themselves. This girl spoke with calmness, intelligence and clarity while JAMB has just been rambling on and on. Verbal diarrhea.

I sincerely pray that JAMB gets sued heavily for this. Fine them as a punitive measure. Fine them heavily for defamation of character. Next time, they will stop nefarious activities.

PS: I'm just hoping that this isn't tribally influenced.

everything na triba to una. Fools

shiwex:
Only in Nigeria..... a dual carriage way that is less than 150 kms taking 8 years.. Well done APC... REAL DEVELOPMENT

obasanjo started, yaradua no fit complete, Jonathan no fit complete, mumu buhari no fit complete. But Awa Tinubu will complete it.

Beremx:
I contacted someone living at Owerri and he told me there's sit at home today. For one week? That's ridiculous!

will police and army still at home also

RawBitterTruth:
If you don't have any reasonable thing to type get back into your shell , dumbass

well that is the raw bitter truth. Except you will see some gullible ones and sell to them exorbitantly therefore scamming them like they scam the op.

For Nigeria everybody na yahoo yahoo

1 day with manual car. The next day I bought my car and put L. After 1 month wen my driver licence is ready, I carry my wife and my kid go lag from Ondo..

My experience, driving in express is easier and safer than City driving

How come. U self hope the reason u fell prey was not bcus u are trying to change dollar at 447 per naira

RawBitterTruth:
Sorry about your predicament

Who needs this Infinix note 11 for 95k , market price is 150k

4+2 gb ram,128g,50mp tripple rear camera,5000mah super fast charge

WhatsApp 08128718961

you should sell it 35k. The market value of an infinix fone that sells for 450k Dec/Jan is now 90k. 450k fone o. Resale value after just 6month is 90k

As tinubu carry CBN and EFCC. Buhari japa straight

mrvitalis:
Removing subsidy was a good idea ( they borrowed) but now they don't know absolutely what to do to stabilize the economy

Developmental economics is a balancing art

FB should have rolled Out a 5 trillion naira soft credit to banks ( commercial and micro finance) to give to specific key sectors to either
1) produce what we import
2) produce what we can export

To get the loan

1) your business must be viable banks would make sure of that

2) employ a minimum amount of people

3) serve us or earn us a certain amount of foreign exchange

This would straighten naira... Dropping inflation, create employment, generating revenue, increasing GDP and overal improve living standard


But watch how they would start building unimportant infrastructural project that can't sustain itself even

Nigerians go still misuses it Nd exploit the masses with it. You know how much govt has given out to masses for business before

oweniwe:
The whole stretch of Abavo- Urhonigbe on the Abraka - Agbor Road is a mud pool. If the folks passed through it instead of taking bypass through Owa-Alidinma, the road might have taken toll on the car

now you are talking

Nonybb:
I will never touch my 15,000 USD in access bank. Never. Converting to naira is risky because I don't trust that currency

ok but don't convert ur 15,000 dollar in your head to the current naira rate, so you won't be crying tomorrow when dollar to naira hit 600 that you have lost so so amount in naira.

Always calculate your money in dollar bcus 15,000 dollar today will still be 15,000 dollar two years time. So you no lose

oweniwe:
Why you no follow them come?

You no get vacation time?

If na I4, it has to sing o, except den drive am jeje. Na v6 you fit drive back and forth without shaking but as fuel price be now, na to carry passenger for road join motor

I dey drive roughly with speed 140km/h -170km/hr go long distance Ph, lagos with my V4 honda civic every month since 8month. My engine never shake and them never touch my engine till now. So this your theory wrong bdat.

It baffles me how some people will on gen throughout the night every single day, instead of them too go solar with 1m - 1.5m naira.

Should say someone putting on gen every night can't afford 1m -1.5m for solar. Abi dey are just ignorant

Don't know why Chelsea did not bid for this experience player

How dollar take concern distribution of electricity in Nigeria again. Them dey import electricity too? Someone explain I don't understand o

kyber:
My morning erection sometimes comes and sometimes doesn’t, and when it comes it is semi hard.

So I have tried to have sex with girls, whenever I’m being excited I get hard, But after putting on a condom and inserting my male organ into the vagina, it’s becomes soft after 2 or 3 thrust.

It takes minutes for me to get hard after some caressing by the lady and when I put it in it goes soft again.

Mind you I do masturbate but I stopped a month ago. Those were the period these things happened. I haven’t had sex since I stopped masturbation for fear of the repetition.

The girls I had left cause I couldn’t satisfy them, the love they had for me vanished after I couldn’t even perform well like their ex, making them miss their exes .

I haven’t tried raw sex yet to confirm if I can sustain my erection when I feel the inner walls of the vagina and it’s sweetness, because some of the articles I have read here on Nairaland talked about my male organ getting used to my left hand (cause that’s what i use) thereby making it loose sensitivity to the point where my male organ becomes insensitive inside the condom.

Is my condition a critical one or one that can be fixed easily by following few steps of instructions?

What can I do to get this fixed and get my male organ back to its full potential?

just take two aloma bitters 30min before the sex.or take predator. And for the record, masturbation is not the problem. You trying to keep ur anxiety in check is the problem.

The fact that you are trying to keep your anxiety in check will make you more anxious

baralatie:
So you are opting out of the race🤧🤧🤧

I'm not in a race na. If it will happen, it will happen

baralatie:
Tuale💪💪💪💪
Awon Elon musk family and friends🤠🤠🤠

23 years to now is a very long time. Many things can change within that time

ednut1:
since you have doubt. Why not get into the business , source for funds and apply for a license 🤡

well you can never tell what will be. Dangote became a billionaire at age 51. You can never tell. At age 51 I might be richer than Dangote at 51.

ednut1:
fuel is an international commodity. We import mostly from a refinery in Netherlands. Check the price of petrol there. E no hard then add like 25 to 40 naira per litre for transport costs.

buying international and in a large quantity is different with the perspective you are putting it. The price of petrol per litre in Netherlands is about 2$, does that mean we will be buying petrol around 2,000naira per litre here in Nigeria since we import mostly from Netherlands. NO.

We buy in larger quantities so there will be reduction in price they sell to us and also, there is an indication that we import one of the dirtiest fuel here in Africa. We go there buy their dirtiest fuel in cheaper prices.

I bet you the price they import fuel would be within 0.30liters - 0.50 litres.

Raysleek:
Import petrol at the new I and e dollar rate of 780. Petrol will be sold for 700 to 1000 naira per liter. Can't wait to see the end game and result

if they could lie that Nigerians are consuming 65.7millon litres per day, how sure are you they are not lieing about the cost they import 1litre of fuel in

ottersberger:
The day Russia detonates a single nuclear warhead in an allied territory or Ukraine, that will be the end of Russia. Putin knows it.

USA can nuke but others can't right. In the nearest future USA will still nuke a country easily

DaddyFreeze2020:
Till the day this World is destroyed by God after rapture and judgment...no country is going to use Nuclear waepons to destroy the World.

Perish that thought...because Nuclear weapons will never be used. They're just a deterrence and waste of resources to the countries which posses them.

who told you it's God that will destroy the world.

I guess anyday somebody used the nuclear weapons to destroy 80% of the world u guys will either call that person God or antichrist.

Thuglife2020:
We still have a long way to go in this country regarding police brutality. This happened on 16th to 17th of June, 2023.

This happened in Ado-Ekiti.

Admin, please, push to front page

This is an account of the events that unfolded yesterday night.

We received a call from a friend at approximately 9pm, informing us of their arrest for an alleged assault on a civilian and urgently requesting our presence at the police station that same night.

We promptly proceeded to the station, where we encountered several police officers stationed at the entrance. They inquired about the purpose of our visit, and we explained that we were there to support our arrested friend. Upon our explanation, we were granted access to the premises.

Upon reaching the designated area, we encountered a group of officers, and a female officer assumed responsibility for assisting us. She informed us that the suspect was unavailable for visitation at that particular time and advised us to return the following day. Despite our attempts to persuade her otherwise, she remained steadfast in her decision. Consequently, three of us departed and waited outside, while one individual who had initially accompanied us continued to engage in conversation with the female officer. Unfortunately, all his efforts to persuade her were futile.

At that point, I noticed a worrisome escalation in the woman's demeanor, suggesting that she intended to exacerbate the situation. Sensing trouble, I stepped aside and retrieved my phone. As soon as the police officers noticed that I had my phone out, they swiftly approached and confiscated it, subsequently grabbing me by my clothing and forcibly dragging me back into the police station alongside my friend.

Inside the station, the woman locked the door and immediately began accusing us of attacking the officers present. Another officer arrived, and without giving us an opportunity to explain our side of the story, he resorted to physical violence, repeatedly slapping us and demanding that we sit on the floor.
The officer then escorted us to his office, where we had a brief conversation with him about the purpose of our visit. The DPO came, and he inquired about the individual who had taken out their phone during the intense argument, and I acknowledged that it was me. Consequently, he instructed one of the officers to detain me while allowing my friends to leave. These events transpired within the confines of the police station.

The officer led me to the counter, with the DPO (Divisional Police Officer) accompanying us. Upon reaching the counter, my slippers were confiscated. While waiting there, before being taken to the holding cell, the female officer levied an accusation against me, claiming that I had assaulted her by pushing her. I vehemently denied the allegation, emphasizing that such an incident never occurred. During the argument, she had been holding onto my friend's clothing, while a male officer had a grip on mine because I had taken out my phone.

This denial seemed to anger the DPO, who deemed my speech aggressive and labeled me as stubborn. He threatened to teach me a lesson and asserted that I would be taken to court the following day. Subsequently, I was placed in custody. Shortly after being locked up, I was escorted out again to provide a statement. I recounted the events that transpired prior to being returned to the cell.

The following day, an officer approached me while I was still in the cell and informed me that the DPO had decided to release me on the condition that I offer an apology. I firmly and unequivocally expressed to the officer that the DPO was fully aware of the events that transpired the previous night and that my confinement was merely a result of my refusal to comply. I made it clear that I was not prepared to apologize to the DPO for something I did not do, as it would be an infringement upon my rights.

The officer realized that I was not willing to comply with the demand. Despite this, the DPO ordered my release. If I had committed a grave offense, I would have been willing to apologize, but I firmly believed that my rights had been violated, and I refused to apologize for something I did not perpetrate.

Later on, another officer arrived to effect my release and escorted me upstairs. This officer informed me that the DPO had instructed him to prepare my case file as I would be taken to court. I was taken aback by this development, as I questioned the basis for such action. What charges would be brought against me? From where did these accusations arise? The officer responsible for preparing the case file was fully aware of the actual events that took place, yet he had to adhere to the instructions given to him.

Subsequently, another officer entered the scene and proceeded to read both my statement from the previous night and the statement provided by the female officer involved in the incident. This officer expressed a refusal to accept the contents of my statement, citing that I had included too much detail. To my astonishment, he presented a different statement and instructed me to complete it according to his guidance.

It became evident to me that he intended for me to incriminate myself by accepting responsibility for assaulting the police officer. When he began posing questions and directing me on what to write, I firmly stated that everything that had transpired had already been documented in my initial statement, and that was the only account I would repeat. This response infuriated him, and he accused me of being stubborn, threatening that they would take punitive action against me.

Meanwhile, my friends had arrived at the station and were working towards resolving the situation. They sought an audience with the DPO, engaging in conversation to explain the circumstances. The DPO instructed them to retrieve me, and they proceeded to the office where I was writing the statement. They accompanied me to the DPO's office, where the female police officer was also present.

The DPO requested that the woman provide an account of what had transpired the previous night. Unfortunately, she proceeded to fabricate numerous falsehoods in front of my friends, taking advantage of their intervention in the matter. She accused me of assaulting her; and my friends, despite recognizing the untruthfulness of her claims, were unable to intervene as their primary objective was to secure my release.


The individual accused me of assault, and my friends, who were present, had to prioritize my removal from the situation. Consequently, despite any claims made by the accuser, I acknowledge my involvement in the alleged incident. However, I was only afforded a brief opportunity to speak before being instructed to remain silent.

This led to a situation where everyone, including myself, showed deference (prostrate) to the District Police Officer (DPO), who subsequently ordered my release.

Before my release, I was required to sign a document indicating my understanding, and a friend who accompanied me was also asked to sign a similar undertaking. Reluctantly, I was compelled to accept responsibility for assaulting a police officer in uniform while they were on duty. My mugshots were taken. Although I was disinclined to accept this, I recognized that declining or asserting my rights would likely result in continued detention.

Before leaving, there were extensive discussions among the on-duty police officers regarding the incident. Some even directly stated to me that I had assaulted a police officer. However, my friends strongly advised me against defending myself, as they feared the repercussions of challenging the prevailing narrative.

It was apparent that these officers had formed their opinions solely based on the statement provided by the accuser, without expressing any interest in hearing my side of the story. Interestingly, the officers who were present during the incident and were aware of my innocence chose to remain silent, abstaining from participating in the discussions.

this will probably be from the ado ekiti police head office along old iyin Road. Those guys that called themselves CID are something else

Flets:
Before we all get carried away with the media propaganda, here are the summary of Tinubu's government to date:

1. Fuel subsidy is removed and you will buy fuel for 500 to 900naira per liter (depending on the exchange rate). The savings will be looted like that of kerosene and diesel. There will be no commensurate succor/ palliative for your suffering. Instead of going after the subsidy thieves and stopping the smuggling across boarders, they have transferred the responsibility to the helpless Nigerian people.

2. Naira has been devalued (though they call it floating). The FG has handed over the exchange to the market forces where speculators and banks are king. Naira continues to fall in the I/E and parallel market. Anybody who tells you Naira will appreciate is a joker, for a corrupt country like ours, the banks and speculators are the new cabal and will drive the rates how they deem fit. Don’t believe…. Just observe. What most don’t get now is that CBN now has no obligation to provide FX at a particular rate to the market, as such the new FG players can access FX from CBN without noise.

3. FG funding for tertiary education has been removed. Students will pay upwards of 400K tuition fee starting next session. A lot of students will drop out and cannot complete their education anymore. The so-called student loan will be almost impossible for an average student without connection to access. Guess what happens to the savings from this funding…. To be looted by the same people who have impoverished the nation.

4. Electricity tariff have been increased (without increased production) and will take effect from July 1st. This is a death knell to small and medium scale businesses. You are now stuck between the devil (PMS at 550naira per liter) and the blue sea (extra expensive electricity tariff).

5. All the FG has done so far is abandon almost all responsibilities it has over the people through the bills being signed since May 29. All Tinubu has done is to make available funds to be shared by him and his goons at the expense of the people. Not a single bill or action aimed at ameliorating the suffering of the already downcast Nigerian people rather adding to the pain in the guise of elitist policies

6. Guess what…. None of these policies have any impact on the political class and they have not made a single sacrifice. Same old political criminals are back in power, Gbaja, Akume, Asari Dokubo etc and you expect any real change apart from increased suffering?. How do you expect Tinubu to pay back the these same criminals who supported him into power?

Nigerians…. Suffer no dey tire una?

thought u guys say so long as there's light, we will pay any amount for it. So why the propaganda now.

iramure:
Pastors would still not pity them by collecting tithe,
normal offering, prophet offering, donations,levies and still scam them with the normal rhetoric "it's the Lord's command".

with the increase in pump price, pastor will also increase their offering too. They will no longer accept 50naira again. The minimum u can drop in the offering box will be 100naira

Why pastor go marry small girl self. All those small small girls never get sense and are full with Ashewo vibes

9jahotblog:
Venezuela 🇻🇪 is still preferable than Nigeria 🇳🇬 now

oya dey go der sir/ma

Chetas81:
which lazy youth ready to produce this they will rather continue their ritualistic and yahoo business

you that is a grown up adult what have you produced

Because they dban same sex marriage. USA don enter their land

Wagwanbrethren:
Who wan arrest me?🤣

if u like they mumu urself online. Remember that Nigeria just pass one online law like that. 14years dey use u play

9jahotblog:
Nigerians political leaders are just suffering us niii

then pack go venezuela bro