₦airaland Forum

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To all of u, try Australia. What a fertile ground of opportunities. Post study work permit guaranteed. PR guaranteed after studying in most cases, if u got well informed.

Why do they always relegate ordinary commissioner to the back? What is he doibg there even behind Abdulsalami and security officers? What

BushidoBlue:
You did take a jab, you took your familiar tribalistic jab at Igbos, don't be scared to mention the name of the tribe, aren't there Igbos in the same marker where this man fainted?

Weren't they there when the team visited?

You see that it's nice to provoke someone else's tribe on a Monday morning...

And the best of all was the fact that you claim that Oba made his genocidal speech over the success of Igbos...

Indeed, so Igbos must be goaded to vote for a candidate of "your" choice and not a candidate that holds their ideals and plans in view...

I mean election is long over and we are still at this point, of hatred and divisive speech from your type, including the president....

well we have taken note of you HungerBAD, a bigot and a rabble rouser with pain and hatred as his mantra...


I mean looking into all your posts one can see the disdain for anything Igbo and eastern...

You don't like oha soup, they don't like amala....
Must you force the amala down their throat? Did they force their oha down your throat?

If Nigeria was not one nation then a paramount ruler may threaten people of other nationalities in his domain...

If Nigeria was truly one nation then such a paramount ruler needs to be put in check...

In fact I don't believe we are back to where we were last year...

Bitterness Anger Disdain..
BAD
Indeed HungerBAD

I'm in love with this BushidoBlue guy already . His command of the English Language is impeccable. He used a tapestry of words, a masterpiece to talk sense into that hungry guy. In fact, he finished him.
Why do we hate one another in this Nigeria, but why

Ok. Waiting

rotecch77:
Oh madam,you are following me bumper to bomber, that is lovely,oga didn't choose CARARA design for your project, but he choose another good porcelain design

Did u guys purchase Carara design for my work? Duplex section, or apartment side?
I love it!

rotecch77:
Yes o, hajji bab, this is the beginning of the work
Spanish porcelain white. Tiles (carara design)

Rotecch 77, waiting earnestly for my work
Let me see d dexterity and masterpiece.

rotecch77:
More coming

My heart bleeds
That very moment when the little boy says, "mama, I can't see your face".

Orovuru.
Inflicts very painful bite but not venomous. Op, look for the male too cos na person give am belle naa.
Una de eat everything Tufiakwa!

If you were the one in love wit her, would you have told the school authority
Advise her to face her studies, that's there is time for everything. This is adolescence crisis.

May divine favour locate me the way it has been locating GEJ all his life. God, please.

Plots 22, 23, 34, 35 and 36. No mistake

Spyder, what's 36 doing there? Pls, clarify. I no wan stories.

@Spyder, done as promised. Confirm

No no no no not my idea of an estate, especially Royal Palm estate.
Biko, there must be building restrictions; type and height, within the estate lay out
If I had wanted anyhow, I for go Nkpor Agu

spygadgets:
This is exactly what I was and am still SUGGESTING

1: no limit to no. of flats rather we have a CAP on maximum height of a structure

2: that estate members can and will always have free exit and entrance any time meaning that gate opening and closing time should be restricted to visitors

3: cars parked for more than 24hrs should be towed and fined unless with the permission of the estate manager

4: the setback and front expected space should be for ENUGU building regulators

5: each plot owner or its representative will at all times be part of (once)annual meeting that will put all these laws UNDER REVIEW
No

Hi Spyder, check ur mail n revert back to me. Thanks.

Oh jeez!

suco50:
I read the whole epistle of @Op as well as every single comment on this thread, but no 1 made mention of the assumption that these pickpocketers could possibly make do with "jazz" (charms). In my experience at Balogun market on Monday 8th Dec. 2014, this neatly dressed guy also acted up like I hit him. He is an Igbo and he had this cool guy outlook such that you wouldnt take him for a street urchin. He was on a sky blue rock T-shirt, a dark blue skin-tight jean pant, a black sneakers and a ballers cap. I went to that market with 90K but I've purchased goods and was left with 43K. While roaming the market on this fateful day around 4.20pm trying to purchase other goods, this guy came from behind and brushed me but acted up like I tripped over him earlier without saying sorry; I must have been deceived by his appearance cos he looked so neat and cool that I had no fear to apologize despite being a stranger. My kind of person wouldn't have had any conversation with him had he being a dirty dreadlock, tatooed, multi-body-parts-piercing looking guy. Following this, the then enstrange but now trending gist of " if to say you no say sorry, I for punch you like this" was also established by this guy but I believe the gist in this case was more than mere prank; he could or must have hit me with a charm because I rmbr I saw him pause the conversation at a time and he was soliloquizing (that could be incantations); from that point my brain went blank! The whole scenario that followed was like a trance; throughout the time he jerked me up by grabbing my jean pant in the waistline, pushed up the 43K in the front right side of my jean, removed the cash and cross to the other side of the road, I was half conscious. I wasn't able to process consciously what was going on. I went to the market along with a friend and she, coming from behind came to the scene while the guy was jerking me and asked me what was going on? She told me later on that I replied her with a smile that there is no problem, that the guy was only playing with me! Following that, she said she just kept on moving ahead! So after the robbery, the guy crossed to the other side of the road and freed me from the spell by saying "thank you Sir, God bless you Sir, safe journey Sir"! Then he disappeared into the thick crowd. Minutes later, abt 2 or 3, after walking in a straight motion still unconscious, I suddenly regained my consciousness! Some people supported the assumption that these hoodlums usually release victims from their spells through verbal utterances. After regaining my consciousness, the first thing that occurred to me was to check for my cash and alas it was gone! I called my friend (the girl), she was walking fast in a straight motion ahead of me, I shouted before she could stop; then I told her I've been robbed! I ran back to the scene but it was already late, the shop owners who witnessed the event only looked at me scornfully and turned their faces away. It was only a rough looking guy who may be an accomplice that made some remarks saying "guy forget, dat 1 don go, u don dull yourself, awon omo aye ti get ee" (meaning: you've been hit by guys of the underworld)

Pls, reserve plot no 36. Reply to confirm.

It happens here all the time.
You see, this ethnic bashing/tribal bigotry is the only reason I hate Nairaland. Sometimes, I'm tempted to believe Seun is an agent of devil, he allows it, he enjoys it. I learn a lot here but I'm saddened by the amount of hate amongst Nigerians and it's a pity foreigners read all this sh.it.

I love the fact that God does not consult the wicked hearts of men before choosing whom to bless. Karen, may God guide u in this wonderful journey until a safe delivery. You are one blessed strong woman.

Those saying evil of a pregnant Karen are foolish and may God shut ur mouths with the blessings of pregnancy and safe delivery.

Ugwuanyi is working, to God be the glory

This will make a block buster nollywood movie to discourage our young guys who just sheepishly jump to Malyasia with the hope of making it overnight. There's no midas touch anywhere. Plan ur life well, you can make it anywhere. Don't sell up ur resources and go to another country with import of crime and adding to our already sour international image. Save Nigeria's reputation

Present

Shebi u left Bauchi n ran to Malaysia or the other way round?
You are good in narrative.

onismate:
Oya my friends.... Make una read this tori tooo.. Lighternote chimaamaechi17 onatisi suzzy16 SkinnyDude JayJustus Soyedele1 johnsonsegxy Iamoilprince bimbofela honeric01 Moana tosynbolade Phema zeenhle BALLERON otokx

That's a resounding compliment. I appreciate.

sexylogan:
Something about your moniker gives me peace.

I don't know why.

God bless ur efforts , bro. I love seeing young Nigerians doing well for themselves in the midst of all the struggles. I'm a fan already.

Lwtmb @ 2weeks to enter Australia
2weeks to run back to Naija.

onatisi:
There are many fictions details in this story but majority of the details does indeed portray what is happening in malaysia. You can't run faster than a bullet. I know a friend of mine who sold his uncompleted building just to go to malaysia about 8yrs ago , he ran back after 2 weeks unfortunately I warned him about the trip,but his contact there told him it will only take him 2weeks to enter australia once he gets to malaysia;

Take the balanced criticism and work on yourself. Never ever give up, you will make it. One advice from me, pls, change your stage name to Airforce1, that name is so cool and already known by NL. You never know how large NL is.

Sorry bae, lemme shift for u or make I lap u

Soyedele1:
sad but interesting

lighternote, why you took my place? lol

Oh jeeez!!! Now, this is scaryyy

Best of the best!

fem29:
My dear, my mantra is don't let anything anyone does stake away my joy. I TRY to live my life by this motto God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom to know the difference.

Hun sex is not food. Empower yourself.

You should ve put a pointer to who exactly is ur mother in these group pictures. Or you don't know? A clearer pic would ve bn better too.
Anyway, best wishes in your quest and quick find too. Nothing like mother!

So how can you get the job in the first place without a degree? Both work hand in hand with degree being more important. Mind you, the process of gaining the degree(especially in good schools) is experience on its own.

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Wrong!!

Even if you have a B.Sc from Germany and an M.Sc from Canada, if you gat no experience, it's usually hard to secure a job except through connections.

True Story.[/color]